The Burble

Benny & Az are back and this week is full of reactionary bits the lads crack up to. 'This Just In' returns with how the Taliban are trying to drive up the number of tourists to Afganistan, how taking out the garbage can be fatal, stonned greek lamb and how the French pole vaulter who knocked the bar off with his own could cash in on the big bucks from an adult website. The boys find out just how serious it can be parking where someone doesn't want you to park. We debut the latest segment 'A Karen Affair' with a lady that wants to pay for her pizza but needs her facebook friends to help her out, we have another round of 'WTF' & finally we discuss all the social issues on Sesame Street briefly.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

 Benny & Az are back and this week Benny rips into the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony (and does not hold back.) 'This Just In' returns with another dose of stupidity where the boys finally have an emergency room story worth it's weight in veggies. Now when we said before Benny rips into the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony he really does...and at length. The boys also give an update on the slap therapy master who is now charged with manslaughter, How sharks in the waters off South America are getting on the nose beers & just what exactly could the cartel be hiding inside the famous Christ, the Redeemer statue.  Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

Benny & Az are back and this week it's Az's turn to have a little rant. 'This Just In' returns with another recap of the week. Benny & Az discuss the attempted assasination of Lord Cheezel, some woman from Florida that has a strict list things potential suitors must tick off before she'll even consider bedding you - hot tip everyone - if you're male you have no shot. Az learns what a Rat Boyfriend is and why Gen Z'ers only want to bed these types of men. Again with Gen Z they say that text messages don't have impact UNLESS they include emojis PLUS you get a double bunger this week with a reading from the Urban Dictionary.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny teams up with the podcast producer Jena in Az's absence to bring you the best of 'The Burble' pocast so far - reaching all the way back to Episode 1 Season 1. we could ruin the surprise and tell you what is coming up in this episode but we'll leave it to you to discover so of the adequate bits we've done over the years. Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/supporBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support.

This Week Benny & Az are back and be warned Benny is here to RANT! The boys give you all the news you never thought you needed with 'This Just In' with news about a controversial slap therapy retreat that resulted in the death of a woman who was insulin dependent, how a video game tournament winner got too excited and it cost him thousands of dollars more than he won, how an expectant dad literally sped to hospital at 160kmph, how a woman lied to 911 to get herself out of a date, how doctors in India decided not to fix an injured boy's leg instead giving him a circumcision. Also we go back in time with Benny & Az with audio from their early internet radio show, Benny hates on a US TV show that makes zero sense, the Urban Dictionary returns and the boys are over flavours and products forced to scissor.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support   

This Week Benny & Az return with 'This Just In' with news about an Indian bloke who thought his wife had died and cremated her, only to have the woman show up in the flesh - she had been doing the dirty on him 600kms away, how plenty of Parisians are planning to drop a dump into the river in the Olympic host city days before the games start, how a bunch of rich people are trying to reflect the sun's rays to make the place cooler, how farmers owning flatulent livestock in Denmark are set to get taxed fur the methane they are releasing into the atmosphere, we hear from Joe Biden personally, a new weight loss solution from Will Smith & how another asteroid is on the way to kill us. The Urban Dictionary makes a return and the boys fall into a Tik Tok hole and are horified what they find.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support   

This week Benny & Az are back with the wildly popular new features they introduced last week; a trip to the Urban Dictionary & 'This Just In', plus the boys discuss the Collalition's plans for Nuclear Power stations heading into the upcoming federal election, the boys are utterly astounded how the state of Michigan in the USA only just passed laws to ban Necrophilia, how Az hates self-grooming, how the size of male packages in the United Kingdom have grown over the last for years, Az reveals more of what he did over the podcast break and how he's probably on more watch lists, how a 16-time world champion has been banned from the very competition that made him famous & the boy list their two worst maths teachers they ever experienced.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

Benny & Az are back after a hiatus that seemed like forever! The boys are back will all new features including a trip to the Urban Dictionary to expand all of our vocabularies. New segment called 'This Just In', plus the boys discuss just where the hell they have been for the last 3-odd years, Az's new weed oil dependance, Benny got married, how some dark spirit was in the corner of Az's bedroom waiting for him to go to sleep before molesting him, how an online "influencer" got booted out of the Las Vegas Sphere for ripping a bong and broadcasting it live on the net, corporal punishment in the 1980's school system, Az's cross-city office chair, how Benny got asked the weirdest questions by an eshay at the train station & finally the boys get all Shakespearean.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss a bride that smacked her new groom in the face with cake at the reception and took of with her male cousin - who is also her ex, how Queenslanders are being told to stop calling Triple Zero for trivial shit & how Benny used to get scared when police would come to the school, Az recalls prank calling the Kids Helpline and being a tit in the 1990s, the boys discuss where they were the day the earth shook recently, Benny bangs on about if he was asked to do the Triple J breakfast shift & how he would have tortured Osama Bin Laden using them, we head back to the ER with another teenage boy that just could resist jamming a cable in his peehole & the boys discuss the nutritional value of a bag of frozen Pizza Pockets augmented with human faeces. Finally the boys also tuned around the radio dial at the end for a does of real radio journalism.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss an unfortunate death at McDonald's & some bloke claims he found a pig's tit in his breakfast burger, how movie reboot and sequels are going too far with the announcement of a sequel to a 1988 comedy, Jena joins the podcast and ruins Belinda Carlisle for Benny, how kids are weponising baked beans of all things, how a twisted bloke has been given 10 years in the slammer for stabbing innocent women with syringes full of seamen, how some bloke in Kosovo managed to swallow and entire phone, how 40% of people admit they would have sex with a robot, how a bloke who has been on the lam for 30 years gives him self up due to COVID-19 & how a women got phone scammed to have off her hair and eyebrows. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss Nicholas Cage and the strange place he took a date, Dicks at Hens Nights and a rather strange sex game you can buy for $69.95, how the NSW Government is limiting how much alcohol a person in lock down apartment buildings can have a day, why do the McDonald's Ice Cream machines always break and how one guy wants answers in the United States, how a bloke cut off his old fella to apparently save the world and apparently was told by his local radio station to do it, how you will pay dearly if you piss in the direction of Russia & finally how Az got caught pissing my the police when he was a drunken 16 year old. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss some chick called 'Lush Botanist' who farts for a living on the internet and makes $4000 a month doing it, how hocking your fork on Only Fans can make you enough money to buy yourself a drive in the Bathurst 1000 next year, we go straight past the emergency room story and move straight to the morgue & how if you're in desperate for root but don't have a condom you better think twice before using the solution a bloke in India did, the baby from the Nirvana 'Nevermind' cover is suing the band & the estate of Kurt Cobain for child exploitation & how everybody can join the Wiggles because they are now woke. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss how Japan missed the dingy on so man other things they could & should have included in the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics, how there was no Asian Barbie released in a new set of dolls made specifically for the Tokyo Olympics, Az gets put on another watch list for using his phone to look up a type of porn originating out of Japan, how a Utah governor is being threatened to change his surname because it is too offensive, Benny branches of into the burgeoning world of panty sniffing, how if you can't see your newborn grand kids in Japan you get sent rice & how would we do it in Australia, drug trafficking INTO Mexico, how if you wear headphones constantly you could be making yourself lonelier & should we legalise Cannabis in Australia to help ease lockdown boredom.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az talk about the Tokyo Olympics & how Jessica Fox frangered up her water craft to clinch bronze in the kayaking, how 1970's male surfers got about the business using Violet Crumble wrappers, how Chinese males are inserting eels up their arseholes to cure sore tummies & finally in a Burble first we go to the emergency room TWICE - How you ALWAYS need to check the loo each time before you pull you python out.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

The boys are back and this week Benny & Az discuss the boss of Amazon Jeffo Bezo's shooting a gigantic white penis into space, the ongoing Corona Virus situation in Australia, the Olympics you could buy on Wish.com, Az discusses his plan to un-fuck Australia, how Dominos should use their robot Dru to enforce lockdown laws & Benny has finally said something so insensitive and offensive that we just had to beep it out.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az get down to brass tacks about he divorce of Bill & Melinda Gates, how you need to check your posts when trying to sell stuff online & you're not naked while taking the pics, how a Gold Coast hairdresser is banning people who have been vaccinated for COVID-19. how people in India are using scat to ward off the virus, how coppers in Britain like their coffee stirred & Az's rant gets overtaken by Benny who is pissed about the mouse plague. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss old mate that tore the shit out of the Dunedoo Golf Course with disc plough, how Amercians need to be told NOT to fill plastic bags with gasoline, 90's cartoons...did they contain analingus? Chicago's rat problem and the feline solution, Nintendo's pricing and stupid apps for the Switch AND Az rants about roadworks.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az talk about how not returning videos you rented in the 90's can come back and bite you on the bum & how DVD rental kiosks will turn into killer robots, how Az would love to see a 'Super Steroid-Filled Olympics' would run, how Benny wants to change the public perception of Anal-Bleaching for the greater good, Az discusses how he hates reality TV shows AND how Beavers have had enough of their names used in vein in lurid internet searches & how they are fighting back.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny, Az & Substitute Az take on the Australian Government's attempt to teach school kids Years 10-12 about consent using Milkshakes and how they should have just used 'Top Dawg' instead, Benny hates the Australian seniors Insurance ads, elderly women hijacking your favourite pokie down the RSL, Tesla has installed easter eggs into their vehicles allowing you to have the car open its butthole, Az goes balistic about British people that complained to the BBC over the coverage of the passing of Prince Phillip, a chick tattooed her eyes & lost her sight, Byron Bay residents are up in arms about a new reality show about their town being planned, naked models jailed in Dubai for getting photographed in the nuddy AND Schapelle Corby wants to be on Home & Away.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az take on a social media influencer about how as Australians we do our laundry, how by having sci-fi memorabilia could get you brutalised by American Police, how a former Prime Minister of Australia was mistaken for an Uber driver, the allure of sausage rolls for elderly women, a all-feline band have released a heavy metal song to raise money for a cat shelter in New York, Az goes a on a tirade about Australia Post, how Uri Geller and his merry band of 'concentraters' saved the freight shipping industry by only using the power of their minds & the boys discuss one of the best toys of the 1980's and how they misappropriated it. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

In our long awaited Season 4 opener Benny & Az have had the censorship shackles removed and the world's most beloved four-letter 'F' word is flopped out for all the world to heard. The boys discuss idiot Instagram users greedy for 'likes' with dangerous photos taken too close to the eurupting Hawaiian volcano. R-Pat's refusal to arouse a dog for a new movie, the new 'Az Rant' segment - Az loses his shit about the school that made all male students say sorry for being male to female students AND how a boss paid a guys last pay cheque in 918,000 oil-covered pennies. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

In our Season 3 finale Benny & Az discuss how the ABC attempt to beat up the game of Chess was ridiculous, Az is apparently an international smuggler of Milo, how no-one turned up to a Trump rally, James Blunt's on the blunts, Indian Call Centre Warrior, drunk Indian monkeys, how a bloke is suing a woman for giving him lip herpes, a new Steven Seagull film, how fruit is unappreciated in Schweinfurt, how both Benny & Az really don't care when "influencers" die, how a Perth bloke was denied entry to the pub for having a Mullet, we go back the Emergency Room with a bloke that held on for too long, how libraries are warning people to not microwave books, we FM Rock Radio child burns, how cooking sausage in a trailer park might get you a threat of a stabbed dick & how Ringo Starr busts a whole pub of illegal drinkers.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az are back to discuss how Rage Against The Machine are only now copping heat for their politically charged lyrics, how a bloke was fined 500 Euros for farting in front of police in Vienna, how Coco Pops are not only yummy for breakfast - but racist at the same time, how films of the past are now possibly having to be deleted from studio history, how Benny can't wait for Playstation 5, KFC are being arseholes to horse and cart drivers, KFC have a new gaming console, how burnt food helps you shit, Benny is pissed about his new camper & why the world needs to go back to normal for we can poke more fun at it. OH!...and why little girls don't like being called "Princess" and what they would rather be called.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az are back together and the world has lost it's mind! The lads discuss the current crisis in America, the black lives matter movement & the reaction in the rest of the world Don't panic...there is also nonsense. A bloke in Thailand gets busted for humping 126 pairs of thongs he pinched from neighbours, how three idiot Bolivian goat herding children wanted the same powers as Spiderman, how Swiss sex-workers are the smartest people when it comes to preventing the spread of Coronavirus, how a bloke in Minneapolis went to the gym DURING riots to use the gear inside & how you can further your career beyond Supercars Renee Gracie style.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

Benny & Az are finally back together as COVID-19 restrictions ease in Australia. This week they discuss how disappointed they are that the Statue of Liberty wasn't wearing a giant face mask, Donald Trump's bleach solution, doomsday preppers that can't stand being locked up for 5 weeks, how the tin foil hat-wearers believe 5G is causing Coronavirus, a woman believes her long-distance partner's baby gravy is the solution to beating Coronavirus & how not to go viral on your own inside a chinese IKEA. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week COVID-19 is keeping Benny & Az apart so they are here to inform you that they will be back in a few weeks when movement restrictions are lessened. To all our wonderful Burble listeners have a happy and safe Easter. Don't leave the house if you don't need to. That and make you WASH YOUR BLOODY HANDS!Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az lay the boot into COVID-19 more, how brothels could survive, Benny's mighty boy experience, how to bake bread in unconventional means, boober eats, the Amercians love AFL through a lack of other TV sports, video games now the biggest sport in the world, Kevin Smith doco making inside Prince's house & and a whole host of other useless crap PLUS is this the end of Benny & Az?Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az spend a considerable amount of time talking Coronavirus, in particular people's behavior at the shops. The lads also take us back to 2009 with content from their former live Internet Radio Show by seeing if all it really takes to marinate meat is 9 minutes, Benny wants a tour of the Great Northern Brewing Co., Benny's dad gets dentures, what Benny would do if he won the Powerball & best song to sing while washing your hands. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss how the world is losing it over Coronavirus, how the Romans wiped their arses & got togas sparkling clean, the old six-o'clock swill, how drunk-shopping is a multi billion dollar industry in the USA, Barry from Watford gets his biscuit on, wine is coming out of the taps in Italy, the utterly ridiculous toilet Paper fights in supermarkets, how a video educating about copy-right law is pulled from YouTube for copyright infringement, new game shows that are shit, how staring at seagulls eye-to-eye makes them less inclined to pinch your chips & if you're a bad guy in the movies you won't be having an iPhone. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az take a look back at the very first recording of The Burble that was never meant for your ears! Back when the lads had a dream, shitty mixing desk, two very poppy mikes and absolutely zero idea about making podcasts.The content is old. The mikes sound bad. There's sketches we thought up on the spot. Its unpolished. What more can we say?Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss the demise of Holden, baboons on the loose in Camperdown, Four & Twenty are now releasing a plant-based Meat Pie, a bloke goes to rob a bank to get away from his wife, more products slip in between the sheets with each other, Prince Andrew is born on The Crown, how playing french soccer will get you bit on the wang, a new mum gets right up her husband for sending pics of her and the new bub to his workmates - before she got the chance & a mate of the podcast calls us randomly and interrupts the show. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

We're on a break. Benny explains. Enough said.Credit: Martin Molly 'Poop Chute' All Rights ReservedWeb: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az return from a summer break and kick 2020 with the usual malarkey from around the world including a woman kicking the bucket choking on a lamington in a eating contest on Australia Day, a grandmother gets a dildo shoved through her letter slot from her neighbour, a bloke discovers his own grave as he was strolling through the cemetery, a professor blows nearly $100,000 USD in grant money on beer and hookers, how you should never scratch an itch with a bottle, the origins of Corona Virus & would you shell out big bickies for denim underpants... Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Az has decided to ditch both Benny & all Burblers for the City of Churches. So we got spare Az in PLUS someone we've be dying to get on the podcast since we started - The Frase made a special guest appearance. The lads discuss how disappointed they are with the Australian Prime Minister's reaction to the Bushfires, new angled toilets designed to cramp your legs and get you off the bowl faster at work, theatre school street performers, Stevie Wonder is NOT blind, Trump's Impeachment, kiddies burn in Christmas Pageant, Benny goes off about kids costumes, hand jobs at Mount Panorama & Frase's escape from a sticky situation.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss how Dave the Duck needed to have most of his duck dong deleted from overuse, Greta Thunberg is named TIME Magazine Person of the Year and how TIME don't have a great record with their choices, Boris Johnson's Dream Catchers, SIRI finally gets to 'flick the bean', Walmart in trouble for selling a sweater showing a snowman Santa snorting coke, how millennials think that old fashion manners are outdated, how your fitbit can give you up with you're getting some on the side, the Maldives Female Cricket Team suffering one of cricket's worst innings of all time, American Airlines boot a Satanist off a flight for her T-Shirt, a Banana duct taped to a wall is art worth $120,000 - then gets eaten, a bloke has been approached to have scientists study his farts that kills mosquitos AND a new study on good old fashioned swearing!Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Az is missing in action due to the fact he said he had "the plague" so Benny subbed in our spare Az and discussed how Mr Men books for kids are allegedly sexist do to "mansplaining", Zombie Deer in the United States, a mother in the the USA would rather miss paying rent than not buy her child drag queen costumes, an Indian farmer have painted his dog like a tiger to scare off crop thieving monkeys, a Russian farmer is using VR goggles on his cows so they produce better milk, someone in an English village is leaving bundles of 2000 pounds in various spots for people to find, The Simpsons possibly ending up next year, how the creative team at Smiths Chips have taken their experimental flavours WAY to far, how a bloke in Maine, USA killed himself with his own home-protection landmine AND outcry in Japan as a department store makes female employees wear badges that indicate they are menstruating so customers to know. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/supportCatch Az, Scott & Glen on Two Slips & A Gully: Two Slips & a Gully : http://www.spreaker.com/show/3679508/episodes/feed

This week Benny & Az have in depth discussions about Schoolies and what actually happens on the Gold Coast, Benny saw Titanic again has new thoughts on the third act, a new activity know as Bum Sunning, a new vagina museum has opened up, a lady is stuck in a bath for eight days, in a return to the emergency room a chinese boy has stuck 31 magnetic balls up his penis and they got stuck in his urethra PLUS old uses for Coke AND Benny is longing for the day the beer truck crashes outside his place....it'll be game on moles!Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny was overworked and Az turned up late...which means Benny got stuck into the beers - LOTS of beers and this week they discuss another Israel Folau incident, how ancient Egyptians loved bin chickens, how Greta Thunberg is a supposed time traveler, how the humble Bunnings sausage sandwich could have the meat protested right out its own skin in favour for 'plant based alternatives', how you donating your feces could save someone's life and all the way Benny gets even more pissed as we get to the end.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss Benny's disappointing theatre experience & how he dealt with it, the REAL reason Corn Flakes were invented, feral pigs in Italy got on the blow thanks to the mafia, a bloke was jailed for 8 weeks for fornicating with a pile of leaves in a UK pub carpark, Az gets on the rant about an idiot journalist's comments, how Channel Ten botched the Melbourne Cup broadcast up, how a landlord has blocked their tenant from turning up the thermostat & a university professor has sent an open letter to Greta Thunberg in reply to her speech to the UN.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss how a private boys school in Perth has had to ban their students from 'sack tapping' each other, a restaurant sign that asks customers not to assume the gender of their staff, a 22 year old admin worker has quit her admin job to eat junk food on You Tube, how Anti-Virus inventor John McAfee is a wack job, more gender reveal injuries out of Texas, a cat keeps breaking his shelter buddies out of their cages at animal shelter, dutch students are laying in graves for meditation, kilo bags of blow are washing up on the beaches of France, the boys remember the pound sign (#) & how more 90+ year old people are being admitted to hospital due to cocaine use. PLUS are you one of those people that suffers from Misophonia? Stick around to the end of the podcast for a treat...Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss how a woman has bumped in her ex-partner who she thought was dead and owed her $700, a grandmother has passed away at a baby gender reveal party, a rental inspection goes wrong, how having a beer gut can turn you into your own brewery, how your pet dog wants you to die so it can get to your bones, inter-vaginal speakers and other advertised stuff we don't get to on this podcast. Plus Greta Thunberg joins us at the end.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss how K-Mart had to ditch a child's costume due to public pressure, how a woman in England labeled a blind person with a guide dog "Evil" and as bad as persons involved in cock fighting, a woman has had the hiccups for 12 years, Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein, BP & 7-Eleven are pulling People & Picture Magazines from their shelves & how a naked mountain climber met her end. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

Benny & Az hit the ground running for SEASON 3 of The Burble from our brand new custom built studio and discuss how no-one has come forward to claim some lost sex tools in Somerset UK, how scientists now claim that plants in peril are virtually "crying", how a woman has gone the chomp on a live camel's dingle berries, how England is up in arms over Australia's beloved Jaffle and the adventures of old mate and a cleaning cone at an English train station.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

In the finale for Season 2 Benny & Az discuss the floating $50 notes in Mullet Creek Dapto, a bloke loves his bicycle a bit too much, how a bloke's banana got peeled without his permission in hospital, a male basketball player gets exciting baby news, how Honey Boo Boo's mum's a junkie, paying for Maccas with your phone & have they been lying to customer about "healthy choices", the ongoing saga between Noel & Liam Gallagher, Elon Musk posting online about the Queen, windscreen classifieds for women's panties, a bloke who changed his name now can't get a passport & how lightning destroyed a US family's toilet. PLUS a TV commercial you wouldn't get away with these days...Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss Sir Richard Branson's thoughtful tweet that got attacked by sour poor people, how a fed up resident in Sydney got the poops with people putting rubbish in their bin and lashed out, a bloke on the run in the UK who used to be a model sent the coppers a better selfie to use as his mugshot, Tax Time in Australia and the ATO is cracking down on tax-cheats, how if you are going to donate your body to science may "backfire" on you, how if you've been booked for knocking off cars in court why you shouldn't turn up in a knocked off car, how the Ohio State Fair made a 'buttery' tribute to the Apollo 11 mission & why you should never sunbath naked in the UK. Oh, plus a new Bryce Courtney book in the works...Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss one of the biggest drug busts in NSW, how the Japanese government are reopening beaches at Fukashima & how they manage to rebuild city centres after Godzilla fights, how falling 9 stories whilst having sex can be a health hazard, Benny's charitable donation to a busker doesn't go down well with Az, a bloke that hasn't washed his hair in 40 years, a woman that got the wrong photo on her birthday cake, Shelia Dikshit has passed away, how kids are less interested in space and more with You Tube, an Instagram user melts down over now the they have removed 'Likes' from the social media platform, how 15 Moroccan teens all caught the rabies & how a 31 year old bloke loves dating women in their 90's.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss how a Sydney busker chased after a bloke who stole his take and took him down, how you don't wear your name tag when committing crimes, Coles copping fire during Plastic Free July from the interwebs, Two idiot English tourists risk their lives mucking around with a Blue-Ring Octopus, have the USA used weaponised ticks in the past, an Area 51 gate guard pulls the piss about the nerd invasion happening on September 20th & finally if you're going to hide from the cops make sure you don't have flatus. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This Benny & Az discuss useless plastic crap with the return of Coles Little Shop & how punters aren't happy about it, how thousands of nerds of America think they'll actually succeed storming into Area 51, a bloke goes on a bizarre rant about dating sites in a Bagel shop, a woman has admitted her guilt in blackmailing a couple for a phone she didn't have, an art student requests pictures of penises for an art assignment and got inundated, how not to do wedding photos, the Sunrise Cash Cow protests the meat section, why you should plan you route when walking the dog, Telstra sends a Perth mother a near half-million dollar bill & Benny cracks his knuckles and goes on an epic rant not heard before about a Centerlink fraudster & why he should be a magistrate. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss space junk cleanup drones, how a man in a morph suit ripped off a local fete in England, the secrets of competitive eating, just exactly what the hell is a 'Breatharian', bloke falls from flight from Nairobi, Russell Crowe is back to his best chucking another shitfit, smugglin' goats, why you don't eat lizards raw, super head lice & the loss of over $400 million in bourbon whiskey.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az have their say on the whole Israel Folau story & a scientific method to make flatulence pleasant. Plus if you miss your favourite fast food "limited time only" meal there is now a fool proof method to have them on the menu again. The boys also discuss how getting a dose of Vitamin B helps you rob banks, how you should read trip advisor carefully before booking in anywhere, a disgraceful new "attempted" insta-challenge, a case of drunken polish Grand Theft Tank, Benny gives a regional manager the "buzz off" & Az is a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to supermarket etiquette.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support