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The Burgess Lovecast
by The Burgess Lovecast
Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren’t funny and nobody likes us.
Episodes
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Episode 79: Danny Elfman Eugenics
We're breeding a new kind of cinematic experience. Also, what if the fun COULD stop? There's more: ZONK!, Dad Advice, Thin Lizzy but Censored, Fred Lines, Fool Pants, The Penguin Runs the Tim Horton's, WHAT's more DANGEROUS than ASPARTAME?, Normandy Beach Potato Chips
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Episode 78: How to Cook Andouille Sausage the Right Way
The Big Goose Industry is back, and it's taken another victim. Also: There's been a(nother) murder, the Pants Press-Gazette Returns, Old-timey baseballer or Dickens?, and What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
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Episode 77: Episode 77 - Mr. ”Jigsaw” Wilson and the Menace
*static crackles on old TV, then cuts revealing weird evil puppet* Dennis, you've spent your life being a menace... Other things: We were being gross, What's In Your Glass?, Deadlines, Why didn't we get a trampoline?, What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?, Sleepy cheesecake.
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Episode 76: Episode 76 - The Trolley Problem but with Fire
Smokey the Bear left us, and the world is in shambles. Also featuring: The Concoction, Microplastic Goodness, Andrew Pitches a New Segment, Fire, Fool Pants, What is More Dangerous than Aspartame, and yeah, we comment on Southwest.
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Episode 75: Episode 75 - Bikearrhea
My turtle isn't great with finances. Other things: Bob Ross Comment Section, Bicycle Shit Bag, Nerf Squirrels, More Diarrhea
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Episode 74: Episode 74 - The Quantum Physics of Fairy Rings
All we wanted was a lovely stroll through the park, but instead you gotta call me a pillock. Other things: They Offer a Wash and Fold Service; How to Make a Good Patty Melt; You're Not Going to Heaven if I'm Not; What Is the Plural of Pillock; SPRING HAS SPRUNGING; I Know What a Grandma Is; Turn...
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Episode 73: Episode 73 - Tom Hanks’ Bird Casino & Sinkhole
I just didn’t want to have to pay rent anymore. How did I end up here? Other things: They Are All Inside Bill Murray; A Bird Casino and Potato Salad; A Sweaty Pizza Mess; We Lose All of our Italian Endorsements; Plenty of Other Ways to Poison Your Child
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Episode 72: Episode 72 - I Need to Know What a Basement Hangout Is
So let's say a murder occurred in your home, and let's say you didn't do it. Or maybe you did. It doesn't matter. What matters is your daughter is a little mad about it. Other things: We're Sorry, Your New Favorite Pizza-chaini, An Unfinished Patio, The Fahrenheit of Margins, Get Outta Here...
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Episode 71: Episode 71 - That Squirrel Had a Family
Fluffers challenges you to a steel cage match, and someone's not leaving alive. Other things: Old, Cold, and a Little Bold; Cowboy Pirates; Hey That's MY Storm Shelter; Opening the Big Heavy Door
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Episode 70: Episode 70 - The Turkey Tidbits Recess
My esteemed colleagues, in these difficult times, we can all agree on one thing - it's Turkey Tidbits day, and we're all too hungry to deal with any of this. Other things: A 7-year-old Scumbag, Andrew's Plan to Exorcise Florida, Valentine's Day Butt Washin's, Please Don't let my Save Status Burn…
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Episode 69: Episode 69 - Come On Down to my Secret Door
Listen, when you purchase a haunted house, this is in the realm of possibilities. This is part of the deal. Other things to talk about: Corn on the COB, No good clowns can come from this, Movie Time with Uncle Pants, FiscRepDramCom, a nice Espressanini in Falmouth, and Fuckin' Nick.
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Episode 68: Episode 68 - The Strudel Fund
If you're late for strudels, then you don't get any strudels. No exceptions. Other things: System of a Down Watch 2K20, FOOL PANTS with TURKEY STUFF, You Can Do Whatever You Want With You Spaghetti, Lamb Sauce, Rabies the Clown
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Episode 67: Episode 67 - The All New 2020 Vulvy Hatchback
It's the safest car on the market, and it comes in pink. Thanks dad! Other things: Wet Lawn Furniture, A Subtle Altercation, A Racist Siren, Randomly Generated Bugles,Two C's at the Front, Mini Momcast!, Surrounded by Wolves
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Episode 66: Episode 66 - The World’s Longest T-shirt
I won't go to this gay bar without my T-shirt novel. Other things: Dads Hate Brunch, Illegally Copying Sousa, Vegan BBQ Surprise, Real Bacon Bits
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Episode 65 - A Tertiary Pump
This time around: It's the scruple of a lifetime, and it involves your sister-in-law, your father, and some other things! Also: At Least We're Consistent, Murphy's Law, It Worked in the Bible, Knocking on Wood Flippantly, Red Pill, Trumpet Hits, and BEES SO MANY BEES.
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Episode 65: Episode 65 - A Tertiary Pump
This time around: It's the scruple of a lifetime, and it involves your sister-in-law, your father, and some other things! Also: At Least We're Consistent, Murphy's Law, It Worked in the Bible, Knocking on Wood Flippantly, Red Pill, Trumpet Hits, and BEES SO MANY BEES.
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Episode 64: Episode 64 - Skeleton Pirate Warriors
Let's say you need to procure swords to do battle against your ex. Will the court allow? Other talking points: Chris Matthews is a Baked Potato, How to be The Cool Mom, Fool Pants with Leprechaun Magic, Very Brown Liquid, Trial by Combat.
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Episode 63: Episode 63 - We Havin’ Sloppy Joes Tonight!
How about we just stick to using our mouths to taste things? How about that? Also up for discussion: Porm, Stronger than a Gorilla?, Eggs in MY Vagina? Flavor Edging, You Read the Latest John Grisham?
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Episode 62: Episode 62 - Dentures for Daddy!
Guys, I'm totally gonna fire this guy right before Christmas. I have to. Other stuff: Fancy Sleeping, Drinking Bug Spray, My Car Exploded, Yeah That's High Fidelity Alright.
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Episode 61: Episode 61 - That Sweet, Sweet Bird
It's Thanksgiving, now give me those dirty, birdy bits. Also: 7th Heaven Starts an Unfortunate Craze, We're Coming of Age, Turkey Day Un-invite, That Damn Rainbow Connection, Irrational Things that Sting, Why Eat Pie?, The Swanman Cometh
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Episode 60: Episode 60 - Mickey Rourke’s Goo Pod
This time around: is it OK to wear a Geek Squad shirt for ironic reasons? How do I know if she’s actually my friend, considering the whole Geek Squad T-shirt situation? Other stuff: Sam Neill threatens our children, Can you just become a Freemason?, Being a #swolboy, We don't understand Mickey...
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Episode 59: Episode 59 - 31 and Thirsty
Podcasters 29M/32M want to know - What happens when you accidentally realize you want to marry a cam girl? Or at least hang out for a bit? Other talking points: Poorly planned wedding proposals, Rants in my Pants, and Eels? Eels are more dangerous than aspartame? Featuring Dutchy McOats.
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Episode 58: Episode 58 - Open-Office Concept Harry Potter
It's been like 5 months! Welcome us back! This episode: Sonic the Hedgehog is fine shut up, Kat fixes her broken bathroom, and the return of your favorite podcast bear! 2:30 - It's been five months 5 - Katrina went to Argentina! 12 - Sonic loves Mellencamp 19 - Stone Cold did what? 23 - KAT'S...
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Episode 57: Episode 57 - MOMCAST V: He’s Not Stroking, He’s Strumming!
The boys celebrate Thanksgiving back home! Keldog returns! More guests are here! Teeth and foreskin?! 1:00 we're in the Motherland 2:30 What's In Pants's Glass? 8:00 Keldog's Corner 14:00 Mom, I'm growing too fast! 21:00 Drink break 27:00 Mom Reads Rap Lyrics 34:00 What's More Dangerous Than...
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Episode 56: Episode 56 - Honey Shats
This episode - Bob Barker kills your dog, Ladies Love Cool Things, we play games that you can’t play with us, and thank God we have an editor. We have interactive games this time - see more on our website, www.burgess.love. 01:30 I'm not worth anything 03:00 A few bad Bob Barker impersonations...
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Episode 55: Episode 55 - Boofin’ Goose
The gang spends way too much time talking about how to be a millennial parent. Seriously, just Google it? 01:00 It feels like years. 02:00 I am the whirlpool 09:30 Why are so many podcasts named after butts 29:00 Pants rehashes old material for some reason 31:00 What's More Dangerous than Straws?
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Episode 54: Episode 54 - Box Empty, Please Fill
2 - Poem slamming 5 - What's in Pants' glass? 10 - Eat that spaghetti 13 - Backstory - the Strawberry Man 24 - Kat's Corner - Call before you fucking dig 27 - Make lasagna! 36 - Make brats? 45 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame This week, call before you fuckin dig, learn to make lasagna…
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Episode 53: Episode 53 - Living in a John Elton Universe
Woody Harrelson gets naked, John Goodman has a mustache, we rob a bank. Who wants some eggs? 2 Martin Sheen + Woody 8 Inside a Bunker with John Goodman 13 Brought to you by... 22 Who wants some eggs? 32 BACKSTORY 40 An absolute shit show 50 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
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Episode 52: Episode 52 - Not Meant for Human Consumption
Joe Biden is a super cool ghost, what the hell is wrong with Grape Nuts, and we learn how far Pants will go to seduce someone while wearing loud clothing. 0 - Well, this week's a wash 6:30 - What's in your glass? 9:30 - The Ghost of Joe Biden 17 - Backstory! 21 - Why do people eat Grape Nuts 27 -...
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Episode 51: Episode 51 - The Amazing Twinkie!
This week - camels do coke, R Kelly makes a surprise guest appearance, Kat summons magic spiders, and an imaginary bear gives everyone important life advice. 3:00 WE LISTEN TO NPR 10:00 This podcast brought to you by 15:00 PASTA 20:00 We make Trump good 26:00 Gotta Go Piss (In The Woods) 31:00...
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Episode 50: Episode 50 - #NineYearsAgo (Even More Giamatti)
The boys and Kit Kat celebrate 50 episodes! We dig into the vault and remember some of the good ol' times. Also, Trump stares at the sun, and Paul Giamatti guest stars, again! 00:30 Choose your own intro! 3:00 What's in your glass?! 9:00 The Sun Amiright 12:30 KAT'S CORNER 18:30 IT'S OUR 50TH...
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Episode 49: Episode 49 - MOMCAST IV: A New Hope
Kat gets hustled by a floor sander, Andrew is a surly teenager, everyone mispronounces LA CROIX, we all shock the monkey, and Bags tunes his "ick-tar." 00:45 - Pants runs analytics about Staind? 02:00 - Mom doesn't get Snapchat 07:00 - We have zero content prepared / Kat's Corner 11:00 - #ad…
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Episode 48: Episode 48 - I’m the Birthday Bitch
Pants turned 30, Bags fell and broke everything, Kat had a Tinder date with a paralegal, and everyone has sweaty summer butts. 1 Fake Howard Stern 3:30 What's In Your Glass? 11 It's my birthday, bitch 15:45 Bags fell. 35 Kat's Corner: What Is Tinder Ghosting? 48 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame
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Episode 47: Episode 47 - KITTYPASTE
Pants fixes Washington, Kit Kat buys a house, and Robert knows how to get down. 00:45 That sounds bad 3:30 I'm concerned about our fans... 10:00 Kat's Corner - Kat bought a house! 15 Olive Garden is not safe for women 20 Pants fixes Washington 30 Pants gets his shit delivered 41 #WorstSong to…
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Episode 46: Episode 46 - Trashcast I: Demystifying the Anus
1 It's St Baggy's Day! 6 Pants has a bone to pick 24 Make America Ass Again 32 Kat's Korner 37 #WorstSong 50 Makes You Think With B Cobb 57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame The gang (+ guests!) get tanked for St. Patty's Day, we talk about anuses, the Rock puts Billy Crystal through a…
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Episode 45: Episode 45 - Snail Mail Dick Pics
We'll squeal for ya, free planes for everybody, and Kit Kat gets dick pic'ed. 0 Didja fall in? 5 Pants & Susan 15 Kat's Corner! Our Millennial Housewife. 21 "That's some dude's wiener" 30 MiketheAdmin can't hear us 37 What's In Your Glass 41 Patrick Stewart is shit, apparently 45 2 Phones 51…
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Episode 44: Episode 44 - Momcast III: The Two Towers
This week: We mansplain to our mother. Pants delves into Furry culture. Walter Mondale is a pussy. Crazy Uncle Donny is our president, we guess. And Keldog gets toasted and reads death metal lyrics. 0 How drunk is mom? 4 What's In Pants' Glass? 10 Lunchables are an unneeded declicacy. 14 Pants'...
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Episode 43: Episode 43 - Charlton Heston Goes Nanners Part II: Chuck Fucks a Couch
TBLC 43: Charles Heston Goes Nanners II: Chuck Fucks A Couch 0 Katrina Fucked Up the Beer Run 8 Bags wrestles as a federal judge 12 How do we rank against other podcasts? 20 Charles Heston Goes Nanners II 36 #WorstSong to have come on shuffle when you're 'in the mood' 57 What's More Dangerous…
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Episode 42: Episode 42: Babbitt and Brazelton
Pants has a run-in with the scary shovel guy from Home Alone. Bags is lost at sea. Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons? (Yes). And finally, we're not as witty as we think we are. 0 Pants has an IMDB page 5 We'll do a greater than median job. 9 What's In Your Glass? 12 Are Amber…
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Episode 41: Episode 41 - Momcast II: The Beast Awakens
This week, it's the return of #Keldog. Our mom is back on the show, she's three Stoli's deep, and she's ready to rumble. We play all our favorite games, including mom reading death metal lyrics. She also recounts descriptive stories of our births. It's gross. 0 Every episode is special 5:30…
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Episode 40: Episode 40 - Christmas in July, Harambe’s Revenge
It's Christmas in July! We have a new EP, Pants does a Ted Cruz impersonation, and we are struck by the adversity of hot air balloon accidents. 0 The Vivica A Fox Scandal 5:40 What's in your glass? 8 Jimmy Stewart sells guitars 11 Christmas Shoes in July 17:30 Get to know your EP 31 Things Erik…
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Episode 39: Episode 39 - James Taylor’s Conjecture Wormhole
Britain is just one-upping us, Pants gets into the booming ocean market, the boys buy their father a 3D printer, and James Taylor wants you to smash that like button. 0 Self awareness 3:30 Pants didn't know who Brexit was 6:45 Independence Day Resurgence was not good (spoilers) 17 Independence…
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Episode 38: Episode 38 - B-CAST: The Tale of Glenard Pickman
The boys discuss how Metallica didn't sell out, they pitch their new restaurant review app WELP, and help you lose weight with their own super effective diet programs which are also just crippling disabilities. 0 SATURDAY NIGHT BAGS 4 Imagine, OK, you're Metallica 12 Andrew is Charlie from It's...
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Episode 37: Episode 37 - Sorry About Hitler
The boys play 'what's in your can?', Pants convinces everyone to vote for Trump, and hey, uh, sorry about the Hitler thing. 1 This is a T-shirt that I've cut the sleeves off of 4 What's in your can? 9 Pants impersonates Hillary Clinton and convinces you to vote for Trump 22 Good Friends of the...
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Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren’t funny and nobody likes us.
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