The Butcher Shop

The Beefers are celebrating mothers the only way we know how. With immense love, scandal and straight up viscera. On a special Mother's Day episode, Suzanne, X and Gary rant, laugh and cover two films being The Hand That Rocks The Cradle and Inside. Buckle up, kids. We're going in unwashed and ungloved! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mike and Gary are joined by Mr. Venom to talk about two films where the characters are seeking mayhem and possibly fame. We talk about The Muppet Movie from 1979 and Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back from 2001.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Lee and Gary are back to the grindstone to discuss two more films out of the Cannon Films library. These two both contain horny teens looking for some action while working at resorts. We cover Hot Resort and Hot Chili both from 1985. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are in the mood for unabashed and irresponsible love.  We find it with two films about what a pair of couples will do for love. By any means necessary. Anthony Perkins and Tuesday Weld star in Pretty Poison and we follow that with Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers. Panelists include Jeffery X Martin, Suzanne Cappeletti and Gary Hill. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beef crew have come into your town and people keep giving us shit. Join us for some post Vietnam shenanigans when we discuss two films where a veteran comes to town and the locals don't treat them with the warmest welcome. We talk Ruckus from 1980 and First Blood from 1982.Hosts include Jeffery X Martin, Suzanne Cappeletti, Mike Maryman, Dan TCM and Gary Hill. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy's boys are back to make their fortune whist dodging bullets, shady business owners and all others forms of hustlers when we unpack the phenomenal first episode of the HBO series Deadwood. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beef is back featuring two films where two phallic titans go to work and start killing. One for vengeance in Welcome Home, Brother Charles aka Soul Vengeance and one for food in Brain Damage. Featuring Gary, X, Mike and a brand new segment with DJ GOLDN BROWN.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

First podcast in a while. Diving into the maize of weirdness that is the Children of the Corn franchise starting with the first! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary and Jon go behind enemy lines and get in the shit with a brand new installment. On the Pare tip, our coifed saint of genre cinema teams up with genre legend Robert Davi to take on multiple gangs, gangsters and a pair of sibling assassins hellbent on revenge. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa and Joel Grey also star in The Dangerous. Our VHS pick takes us to nazi occupied Italy where a crack quartet of soldiers find aliens and trouble in Empire Picture's Zone Troopers.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth Podcast to talk about films where the men's egos are as big or as small as their units. Richard Jordan and Frank Langella lead an all star cast of douchebags looking for kicks and not learning anything about themselves in the process in The Men's Club. Then, Aaron Eckhart plays a high power executive who is motivated to use a colleague to scheme and humiliate a co-worker with In The Company Of Men.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy's boys are going to the slams and are forced to throw hands in this installment. in this one, the world's heavyweight champ is tossed in a maximum security prison only to find out he's not the only champ in there. The prison boxing champ is determined not to give in but is ultimately forced into a bout to determine who is the end all undefeated champ. Wesley Snipes, Ving Rhames, Peter Falk, The No Limit Soldiers (yeah we have questions) and cast of character actors star including MC Ed Lover from Yo! MTV Raps star in the latest foray into Last Call At Torchy's ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cameron and Gary tackle this little known genre film that includes babes, bullets and Sid Haig being very sweaty. William Smith and Brian Thompson star in Fred Olen Ray's Commando Squad.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary, Lee and Suzanne go globetrotting looking for hidden treasure and some minor skin play with our reviews of Monuments Men and Jane And The Lost City.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is back with Lee Russell (They Must Be Destroyed On Sight) and Cameron Scott (Cinema Degeration) to talk about the perils of drugs and the Chucks that may follow. We cover two Chuck Norris films with A Force Of One from 1979 and Silent Rage from 1982.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Jon and Gary bring you a double bill filled with masculinity and dust with our Par'e pick of World Gone Wild and our VHS pick The Final Alliance featuring David Hasselhoff.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The cursed celebration of Samhain has ended but Cinema Beef has emerged from their chosen rabbit holes to put out a post- Halloween show. On this one, you will hear the never before released review that Jeffery X Martin and I did for the only film where a lawnmower is boner inducing. George Kennedy stars in Wacko from 1982. The second part of this extended episode is a preview of a project I have with Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner in which we delve into the career of master thespian Michael Pare. We run the gamut of all things Lycan with our review of Eric Red's Bad Moon. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers are and I quote Neil Diamond here heading for the future in this one, We talk two tales about humans, clones and their interchangeable parts. We talk organ exchange and general whimsy amongst teens in Parts: The Clonus Horror. Then, we talk utopian glee, betrayal and cats with Logan's Run.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suzanne and X fly without Gary for this one in which they tackle two football-centric films featuring drugs, tears and some laughs with North Dallas Forty and Semi-Tough.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers get on the red eye to sunny Jamaica for some sweat and possibly some crime. With Cameron Scott in tow, we discuss two films with capers on coast of this great land with The Harder They Come from 1972 starring reggae legend Jimmy Cliff and The Mighty Quinn starring Denzel Washington and Robert Townsend.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy's boys are back and they are a couple beers short for this one. When an ore space tanker encounters a distress call, they pick up a boarder with dangerous cargo and a more sleazy secret. Of course there's sabotage afoot. This is the only film that Walter took his name off of so you know it's a mess. Filled with great performances from ace actors can't salvage this. Spoliers aside on our feelings, let's get overly horny with Supernova from 2000.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers are back to play kid gloves with two films about child prodigies. First up, we have the button mashing, rain manning and brother snatching The Wizard from 1989 featuring Fred Savage. Then, Fred exploits his son's new found talent whilst insulting his family, the competition and pretty much everyone else in Searching For Bobby Fischer.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is joined by Bill and Tanya (Formally of The Horror Mafia podcast) to talk about monsters and the douches that try to manipulate them. We review the Fred Savage/Howie Mandel vehicle Little Monsters and Clive Barker's Nightbreed.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey beefers. We have special for you. Gary is joined by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner to discuss a very important duo of films. Once upon a time in the Louisiana swamps, there was a notorious hero with enormous facial hair and a penchant for women and making hooch. That man was known as Gator McKlusky. He is a hero, a charmer and possibly a father of no more than 49 children. It's Burt Reynolds love time where we discuss White Lightning and it's formidable sequel Gator.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to the California coast. Where the tide can kill you amongst other things. Gary is joined by Mr. Venom to talk about two films in the surfspoitation genre being Surf II (not a sequel) and Surf Nazis Must Die.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers indulge in some party favors and get lost in the dust of the brat pack universe. We cover two films featuring these actors that circle the drain with sex, drugs, debauchery and sweater fetishes with St. Elmo's Fire and Less Than Zero. (Warning. This show contains casual jokes about drug use. These are done for humor of course. If you're on drugs and want to seek counseling, know that the crew of Cinema Beef love you and want you to get well.) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers struggle through their life goals and maybe just maybe......someone might just learn something. Or possibly get an STD. We delve into two Cameron Crowe scribed films about fast cars, wild parties, unprotected sex and how not to treat your significant others with Fast Times At Ridgemont High and The Wild Life.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers are back and going to Cali for some fun on the coast. We discuss two films featuring two California with a very specific epidemic. We welcome Jeffery X Martin back on this one with Iris' departure. He fills her shoes incredibly well with some banter that she would approve of. We are jetlagged and boy we are hungry for carnage. Enjoy the cuisine!  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy's boys are back and this time they're car breaks down in the town of Jericho. Where the men are lawless and can defy gravity. Join Bruce Willis as he plays both sides to make his paper and start a whole lot of shit. This features Walter Hill favorites such as David Patrick Kelly and Bruce Dern. It also welcomes Mr. Willis as well as Christopher Walken. Load up some extra clips. This is gonna get bloody. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beef is back with special guests. While the beef ladies are away, Gary called an audible and brought in Lee and Leah from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to talk two more titles from the Cannon catalog. We go post apocalyptical with America 3000 and the upbeat but pseudo-religious experience The Apple. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are back after a long absence to ride, do some hard drugs and reminisce with a legendary gunfighter. We join Bill, Jane and array of Walter Hill regulars as he struggles to keep a hold on his addictions, his women, his struggling eyesight and his past catching up to him. This features Jeff Bridges as the titular Wild Bill, Ellen Barkin, James Gammon, David Arquette, John Hurt and James Remar.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

iris and Gary sit down with some skunk beer and some fried chicken to tell a tale about deplorable people. After a family hires a crooked cop to kill a hated relative, they endure psychological and physical trauma all in the pursuit of minimal riches and a whole lot of tragedy. Matthew Mcconaughey, Juno Temple and Emile Hirsh stars in William Friedkin’s Killer Joe.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ricky and Gary were late to release this one because we have been getting our chakras in order. We have been training hard with these crazy monks learning our ball handling skills. When a rag tag team of former monks get an opportunity at glory on the soccer field, they use their mystical powers to battle the opposition and beat Team Evil in gravity defying fashion. This stars the great Steven Chow who is the star of Kung Fu Hustle. Put on your busted cleats and light your smoke. No red cards allowed in this match.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are back and we’re feeling furry with excitement. On this one, we talk about the horned up exploits of sexy shapeshifters. When a troubled couple go hang with other white folks in the woods, they soon discover that their getaway houses a legion of werewolves in The Howling. Next up, you get horned up cat people looking for love and life forces in the Stephen King scribed Mick Garris directed Sleepwalkers.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cameron and Gary are on this one and they tackle a gem here. Typical story. Family goes out into space and finds a wreckage. They take on the last survivor who they nurse back to life. Little do they know that their new boarder is looking for love and possibly a whole lot of bloodshed. Richard Grieco, Corbin Bernsen and Edie McClurg star in this installment of Roger Corman’s long line of horror and sci-fi films he did for Showtime. Take your protein pills and put your condom on. It’s gonna get weird.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are riding side saddle with a true native legend. This is a mostly true retelling of Geronimo and his Apache people’s surrender to the US Government and the struggle of both sides through battles and constant mistrust. Wes Studi, Gene Hackman, Jason Patric, Matt Damon and Robert Duvall in Mr. Hill’s decent attempt at an epic featuring writing credits by John Milius and an accompanying epic score by Ry Cooter. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suzanne and Gary are back after an unwanted hiatus to bring you two reviews of films that are completely different. It’s a favorite things episode. First up, we dive into the devil’s goo with John Carpenter’s take on theology and the science that may bring on the end of the world with Prince of Darkness. 20 years later, we needed a hero and that hero will wear a cape and ride a motorbike. We cover Hot Rod from 2007. Glad to be back, beefers. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ricky and Gary ride their motorcars straight into the past apocalypse as we start our loving tribute to our friend Johnny with these shows. We start is out with a bang and a boob (just one) with Joe D’Amato dipping his toes into the illustrious world of the Mad Max rip-off 2020 Texas Gladiators aka Endgame from 1983.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Original Cinema Quad Poster – Movie Film PostersThe Torchy’s boys are back and we are traveling in search of riches and some ghetto shenanigans. Walter Hill takes us on a journey to East St. Louis where two firefighters are hoping to strike it rich. They get ahold of a map that leads them to an old factory and some high powered gangstas. Will they escape with the gold or lose their heads? William Sadler, Bill Paxton, Ice-T, Ice Cube and our favorite Art Evans star in Trespass from 1992.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ring Of SteelJoin Gary Hill and Ricky Morgan (Doctor Movie) for another feature discussion where we had to gather our wits and banter to discuss this underseen tournament fighting movie. When Alex gets booted out of the fencing community for accidently killing a guy, he is recruited by a mystery man to fight in Ring Of Steel which is an underground sword fighting league where they fight to the death. Sometimes. Look for it for free on YouTube. Next up, we are going Italian Mad Max ripoff with 2020 Texas Gladiators! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Last Call At Torchy’s #13 : Another 48 HoursThe Torchy’s boys are riding with Jack and Reggie once again. This time they have 48 hours to figure who a drug lord is while dodging shady businessmen, shady women and a ruthless biker gang led by Andrew Divoff. Head over to the Legion Patreon for more goodies!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris and Gary are back again. This time to talk corruption, sexual assault, lady mullets, deviant lesbian lifestyles, filthy aquarium water, shower etiquette and two of the greatest genre casts ever assembled. We celebrate Raquel Welch with Hannie Caulder featuring Ernest Borgnine, Strother Martin, Jack Elam and Christopher Lee. Then, we celebrate Stella Stevens with one of exploitation jams in Chained Heat featuring Linda Blair, Sybil Danning, John Vernon, John Vernon’s fuck palace, Henry Silva, Tamara Dobson and many more naked naked things. Both of these featured actresses recently passed and left a legacy of great credits. Dive into the hot tub and join us. Don’t mind the ring around the rim. It’s just the warden’s seasoning.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Last Call at Torchy’s #12 : Johnny HandsomeThe Torchy’s boys are back and we are going under the knife to get some revenge. When Johnny is double crossed in a robbery, he is coaxed into rehabilitation and some major surgery. Now with a new identity, Johnny is after his betrayers with a ruthless lawman on his back. Scott Wilson, Morgan Freeman and one of the best and most sleeveless Lance Henriksen also star in Johnny Handsome.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This is the first in a series of reviews to ramp up the Fleas and Flicks Charity Auction coming this weekend. We are doing that by reviewing a bunch of Disney animal classics. First up, when a psychic feline is stranded on earth, it is up to two scientists and a beer guzzling friend to prep his ship and get him home while avoiding the government and a genuine super villain. Jake is The Cat From Outer Space! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris and I get together to do two films with one thing in common. They have two characters called Little Bill. Hence the title. See what we did there. We cover a late but great western from Clint Eastwood featuring Gene Hackman as the dastardly sheriff of Big Whisky in Unforgiven and we talk about sad horny and high dudes and one lonely cameraman with a whorish wife in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris and Gary are back with the beef and we’re headed into your frontal lobes for two films where people literally get into each others heads. Subconsciously of course. We cover 1984’s Dreamscape featuring Dennis Quaid, Max Von Sydow and Christopher Plummer. We chase that with J-Lo invading the mind of a tortured killer in The Cell from 2000. The audio is a little wonky on this so bear with us. Keep calm and beef on!  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary and Suzanne are blessed to be joined by special guests Cort Psyops, Derek Bourgeois, Ricky Morgan and Jeffery Martin to close out the last show of the our trio of shows celebrating our 9th year of podcasting. Join us for the last two Christopher Guest reviews, a crippled theater featuring a lame robot and gang violence and X’s and my evaluation of flawed men and the folly of early 90s alt bands. The beef is stuffed. Dig in! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The boys are back to liven up your weekend when we travel to Mills Basin with the Black Roses. When a small town is graced with the presence of an up and coming band, all the kids in town start to get horny and a little big homicidal. They are under the influence of rock and roll and some gnarly demons. It’s up to one teacher to save the kids with some poetry, sweater logic and good old fashioned Canadian road flares. This is John Fasano’s Black Roses. Stream along with us. As of this release, it is on Shudder. SUBMIT TO DAMIEN!!!!!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Lee Russell is back on the beef to bring you our long awaited and half-assed attempt to follow-up our tribute to fine character actor Michael J. Pollard.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The two drink crew is back from a long hiatus with one we recorded a while ago. This one is hard to explain. Watch it for psychics, telekinetic tykes, wild birds, space Jesus and more! You get all this and more with The Visitor. Watch along with us and maybe you can tell us what the plot is. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beef crew is back and it’s gonna get uncomfortable. We are covering two films where ghosts do unsavory things to women with The Legend of Hell House and The Entity. We are glad to be back for sure. Thanks for your support.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★