The Cafeteria

Ryan and Brent breakdown their Mount Rushmore line ups of video games, wrestling and more. 

The boys are discussing what they've been watching, reading and listening to. Also, Jonny's going on vacation. 

The boys read an article about the average American body count. Also, there's trouble on the playground. 

Brent's in the military and Ryan's sick, sick, sick. 

It's episode 300 of the pod! 

It's just one episode away from 300, will the boys call it quits next week? 

Jonny's been broadcasting, Brent's been corporating, and Ryan's trying to rent a car. Also, the boys get nostalgic about YouTube. 

Brent and Ryan run down the most obscure trading card sets. Also, comedians have their own trading cards now?

Ryan breaks down how rippin' packs works and Jonny's prepping for a weekend of callin rasslin'. 

Brent takes a trip to meet the Mothman.

Ryan's had enough of Sea World. 

Brent's got a crime update and Jerry Lewis stars in a Holocaust clown movie. 

The boys are talking the worst music fandoms and Ryan is getting psycho-analyzed. 

Brent and Ryan are auditioning for colleges and Jonny's fasting. 

Ryan's getting back into physical media and Jonny's getting physically therapeutic. 

Jonny is back from India and he's got the antidote. 

Ryan and family have been to the zoo while Brent wants a refund for his visit. 

The boys are recapping the Big Game and the halftime show. 

The boys are talking some of the best endings to TV shows and Jonny's joined a book club on the Epstein Files. 

Winter storms are afoot and the boys have been driving in it. Also, Jesse Ventura stops by the program. 

Brent and Ryan discuss a survey about childhood swearing and the things people got stuck in their bodies last year part 2. 

Jonny is at sea and Ryan's trying to ride the Radiator Springs Racers 15,000 times. 

The boys are back after a long-need holiday break and they're recapping some of the things people got stuck in their bodies in 2025.

The boys check out the Uber Facts account for some random fact action. 

The boys welcome back TC Libby as their super special guest on the program as he details his experiences working for the Wildcat Sanctuary. You can support the Wildcat Sanctuary here. 

It's the post-Thanksgiving episode and Ryan's doing his best to rent a car. 

Super special guest TC Libby joins the boys on this episode of the podcast. Also, we've located our nipples apparently. You can donate to The Wild Sanctuary here 

Brent's taking a tour to see all the big cats and also eating real bad. 

It's the return of Am I the Asshole? Also, the boys are going back to college, or at least performing at them. 

Ryan, a miserable creature, is nearly scammed. Also, Brent is unleashed! 

Ryan's in a feud with his landlord and the boys meet up in LA. 

The boys are clearing out the party by getting fat AND naked. Also, old timey jobs. 

Brent went to the zoo and Little Owen has words for Daddy Ryan. 

The boys are getting greased again. Also, Ryan's been cracking open some packs. 

Jonny's leaving voicemails that self destruct and catching predators. 

Ryan's getting it greased! 

Brent's gone to another horror convention and GI Joe are expensive! 

Jonny's drinkning TURmeric and comedians have been CREEPIN. 

Brent's getting some thangs signed and the boys are talking sex records. 

The boys are all back together and it's very possible Ryan is going to get one of them sick. 

Jonny's back from Turkey as is Don from Don's Guns. These boys don't wanna make any money, they just love to make podcasts. 

Brent and Ryan vist Crazy Mikey the Beeper King and Eagleman (and other crazy local commercials) 

Ryan's mom is getting hitched this episode. Also, Brent goes to the zoo. 

Hulk Hogan died, brother. Ryan's in MAGA country. 

Ryan went to Disneyland and it's Brent's birthday. 

Ryan's purging his collection! 

The boys are all back together for the first time in a long time. 

Brent's gone and the quality really suffers when he's not there to hold things down.

Brent and Ryan are learning new words this week. Also. Babby is on the road and more Toy Hall of Fame. 

Brent and Jonny continue their journey through the Toy Hall of Fame and you gotta keep your mouth closed on the rollercoaster.