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The Cagequation

by Malcolm & Drake Mikkelsen

Nicolas Cage can only do right, so what went [email protected]

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Episodes

  1. Longlegs

    "daddy mommy unmake me and save me from the hell of the living" -Dale Ferdinand Cobble Mr. Cage put on his Longlegs..........

  2. The Humanity Bureau

    From New America to New Arizona to New Eden to Canada, Mr. Cage drives and audits his way in this award-winning VR masterpiece.

  3. CON AIR

    Another classic Cage, so put down the bunny listen up!

  4. The Retirement Plan

    PEARLMAN IS BACK!!!! Bobo is in the house!

  5. Captain Corelli's Mandolin

    Listen to the Cage's Mandolin Reign, Christian Bale's romantic pain, Penelope Cruz's heart break, and John Hurt walk a ways. [email protected]

  6. Sympathy for the Devil

    He wanted to be 100% sex tonight! But now he's half that, only 50% sex!!Mr. Cage is the passenger and Joel Kinnaman(not McKinnaman, sorry about that!) is the driver in this car ride to nowhere.

  7. Primal

    This 2019 Cagetasic offering features a well aged 1995 script, a stunt coordinator turned director, a former Xavier School alum, and even more former member of the Soprano crime family. We have tangents galore, including one of our most disturbing scenes from a movie(not a Cage movie).

  8. Leaving Las Vegas

    Where Mr. Cage became Academy Award winning Mr. Cage! We also discuss Oscar voting, a little bit about Malcolm's juvenile adventures in forgery, and a talk about stills from the 1984 version of Dune. Very exciting!!!

  9. Drive Angry

    Drive Angry(and slow).... what could have been!

  10. Renfield

    Season 3 starts with Mr. Cage's latest film, Renfield, (insert your favorite "he really sinks his teeth into this role" joke here)

  11. The Color Out of Space

    Bourbon connoisseur Nicholas Cage battles a horrible alien and a horrible family, bathed in the purply color out of space!

  12. Snake Eyes

    Cage and DePalma. Just three more and we have a conspiracy!

  13. Season of the Witch

    I can't believe the twist at the end!!!

  14. Face/Off

    Cage and Travolta face off with each others' faces in the blockbuster Face/Off!

  15. Mandy

    Cage, cults, chemists, crossbows, demon bikers, tigers, axes, and chainsaws!

  16. Knowing

    It's the end of the world and Nick knows it, and he's not fine...

  17. Vampire's Kiss

    Where the meme began. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

  18. Kick-Ass

    Once again, we got the wrong Quicksilver......

  19. Grand Isle

    Welcome to the Cagequation, worthy warrior. Nicolas Cage and Kelsey Grammer have a good ol' fashion southern drawl off in this underrated, underfunded, and unfinished movie.

  20. The Sorcerer's Apprentice

    Man, I really wish they would have used a mouse.

  21. National Treasure

    What's this one about again? "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." Oh, yeah. That's it...... Also our rankings of the first season.

  22. The Massive Weight of Unbearable Talent

    I cried the entire movie, and it made me want to be a better man!

  23. The Wicker Man

    BEE'S!!!!! NOT THE BEE'S!!!!!!

  24. Jiu Jitsu

    Cage and the Jiu Jit's save the world from the comet carrying Brax...it didn't make sense to us either.

  25. Willy's Wonderland

    Hey kids, do you know what time it is? It's your birthday! This episode is the Cage classic Willy's Wonderland with a side of Tosta.

  26. Moonstruck

    I'm no friggin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away, and forget?

  27. Prisoners of the Ghostland

    We are all Prisoners of the Ghostland now.....

  28. The Rock

    A quick dive into the Nicholas Cage movie, as we continue to hone our Cagequation.

  29. Pig

    We all have a set of held beliefs about the world around us. To challenge them is to acknowledge our foundation is sand. But it opens us up to something greater. To pure connection to true life. Today’s journey begins by uniting the depths of the sea with the riches of our forest. We've…

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  30. Ghost Rider

    This is about Ghost Rider.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Nicolas Cage can only do right, so what went [email protected]

HOSTED BY

Malcolm & Drake Mikkelsen

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How many episodes does The Cagequation have?

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Nicolas Cage can only do right, so what went [email protected]

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