The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)Sooo... Yeah, it's been a hot minute, well cold minute since our last show. Holidays and winter and cold and getting colds, but here are again.This episode we talk about most all the stuff we have watched and not talked about since spooky season. yep... that's it nailed it first try now on to the goods. Enjoy and Vahroooom!The bits and their places rufflyOpens with #Spacetruckers V #SpaceHunters (1983)14 min - #GoodBoy (2025) review19m - Grimm TV show22m - #FinalGirls (2015)27m - #RareExports (2010)34m - Boulet Brothers Titans finale 39m - #Murderbot (2025) 42m - Appalachian Talk about winter44m - #Rats (2024) and #SatanicHispanics (2024)49m - #Bondsman (2025)and Beauty and the Beast (the good one from tv with Ron and Linda)We ping Final Destination: Bloodlines, Queens of the Dead (2025), and have one quick question to get your mind poppin! at the end. Cheers

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)Fall is here and it is starting to get cold. So lets review some movies! This show is all about the reviews and Spooky Season!So sit back and enjoy or fold some laundry! VaaahRoooom!!!The Deets3:21 - Little Evil (2017)6:34 - The Witch (2015)13:56 - Weapons (2025)21:22 - Spooky Season Talk (Twin peaks - Video rentals -pumpkins - Blood for Dracula.1974 -Boulet Brothers Titans.2025 -and the tv show The Love Boat)39:20 - Rom-Zom-Coms (Fido.2016 - Warm Bodies.2013 - Zombie Honeymoon.2004 - Aaah! Zombies!!.2007 -Shaun of the Dead.2004)50:47 - Beyond The Gates (2016) and Vision Video (A Goth Band) talk59:11 - We talk about the 2025 Fangoria Chainsaw AwardsBeyond that it takes an Appalachian Turn and we talk about supporting your local farms and seasonal produce.Well That Sums Up This Episode, enjoy again!! Cheers

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)This show we start out with a game of BvCvBmvCp! Get your paper out, sharpen your pencils and get ready to keep score!The game is simple - who's song is this! 20 song titles and one bonus song. We cover Frankenstein Day. This show has an Appalachia Talk segment. Maddy reviews the TV shows; Preacher and In the Flesh. We cover Kieth Rosson, well discuss the release of his newest book, Coffin Moon.So sit back and relax and see if you can guess more then the hosts! Cheersthe bits:5mins - the game begins 33m - Frankenstein Day41m - Appalachia Talk with Leah!43m - tv show reviews - Preacher & in the flesh46m - Kieth Rosson's new book is out get one!

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)This episode we do reviews of Monster Island (2024) and The Boys of County Hell (2020). We talk about Cujo and discuss an article from Collider. We end the show talking about tv show far and wide. We address the fact that even low budget movies need to invest in CC for the Hearing Impaired and why. So get those cloths out of the dryer and get that sink water hot cause we are about to begin. Cheers* Disclaimer i have no affiliation with Counter Attack on SiriusXM channel 157, but love it! The edited show notes below for those twitchy folk1:25 Opening monologue explained 3:23 The show starts in earnest3:38 Cujo and other Horrordogs conversation6:30 The Boys of County Hell (2020) review10m Collider top 25 discussion24:37 Monster Island (2024) review28:25 Monster Island X Enemy Mine (1985) talk37 TV shows we are watching Talk48:10 Wednesday (2025) talk50 - Midnight Monster Club Discussion & Hearing impaired talk54 - 3 day independent film festivals55 - Maddy's favorite film... A Dance for Bethany (2007)we end the show with some: The Crock of Gold byJames Stephens (1912) Book talk

welcome to the chainsaw bar (The Horror Podcast)!This show is all about the Fangoria Movie Awards 2025!Go vote now if you can, this is a straight drop no editing. Go Vote!no bits for the impatientCheers

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)We have been on Summer Break... well we have been just kinda lazy. Joe joins in and we get caught up with all the Summer Blockbusters we have seen this year so far. We talk about how Toxic Avenger (the reboot) has finally got a distribution deal and the world looks like it will actually get to see the film! That is all for the description, check out the bits below.The Bits;2m - Sinners (2025) Discussion with Joe8m - Bloodlines (2025) and 90's Horror17m - Revival (2025) The Television show /w spoilers20ish - Resident Alien talk with spoilers26m - Bong Joon Ho roundabout discussion of films30m - 28 Years Later review38m - The Menu + Slingblade discussions44m - Troma and the worlds of therein49m - The Fall of Freevee50m - Invisible Raptor (2023) review52m - The Yorkie Werewolf (2024) harsh review lol53m - Cryptic Library Suggestions and reviews*note Madeleine forgot Sean Astin was in Invisible Raptor so it gets a nod more then ghost shark(although she feels Richard Moll is a big coin flip on this one). Nothing to see below... um no dead parrots down here...#Sinners #Finaldestinationbloodlinesreview #RevivaltvReview #NewToxicAvenger #InvisibleRaptor #28yearslaterreview #Theyorkiewerewolf #ResidentAlienReview

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)!This show we talk Sinners!!Also this show we talk about a Gorge and the Colossal Mayhem a swamp shark causes. Eventually Ice pirates deal with the shark and a certain Queer wolf has a Dark Match with wrestling history! So sit back or stand up and fold dem cloths!Da Bits timesOpens wit Sinners(2025)22m - The Gorge(2025)27m - Colossal(2016)32m - Mayhem(2017)40m - Swamp Shark(2011)47m - Ice pirates(1984)51m - Curse of the Queer Wolf(1988)1h - Dark Match(2024)tapers off into wrestling history and fishing tips... Cheers

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)The weather outside is frightful...This is the end of one of the first winter here in WNC. It's almost 4/20 and we have a show for you. We cover what's happening here in the mountains and what's gonna happen next. So sit back and give it a listen. CheersThe bits:Beginning - Appalachia Talk thru 33 mins33:33 - Zom100 Bucketlist of the Dead36 - Different zombi talk now with Sharks!37 - Lillian Gish and Night of the Hunter discussion45 - High Spirits (88) review1:03 - Death of a Unicorn review and usual spinout talk to the end.

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)This show we review some great films so far in 2025 and a pair still in theaters. We talk about Joe Bob's last drive-in latest season and an ancient horror film. Late in the show we discuss Prog rock, Appalachia stuff, Dennis Hopper, and do a bunch of other movie reviews!So sit back or heat up the sink water and get ready for your chorin'! CheersThe Bitty Bits for those with no patience or just want the hot bits!1:32s - The shows actual start2:30s - The Monkey (2025) movie review begins5:40s - Dead and Breakfast (2004) Movie review9:40s - Mickey 17 (2025) Movie review begins17:40 - Get Away (2024) Review23:40 - Geno talks about Ravenous (1999) and wendigo26:20 - Phantom of the Opera w/ Joe bob Briggs review30:25 - Vicious Fun (2020) discussion and review33 - SPACE TRUCKERS (1996) Go watch it right now, Hit pause 48 - Destroy All Neighbors (2024) Review and prog rock talk57:48 - Hellboy - The Crooked Man (2024), Appalachian talk1:09 - Steven King Discussion

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)!We are back after a few days... weeks... months... Eons...ok, we are back! This episode we are catching up with Joe about the past winter film season since we talked to him last (Madeleine still frowning over the 9 or so movies we didn't cover). I got the QQTGYMP segment executed so now you too can get your mind poppin. Twin Peaks talk, Companion, Grady Hendrix, Ray Bradbury and Detours (the book). So sit back and forget what ya know. CheersThe points...20:35 - The Terror amc+ review29:47 - Companion Review with all kinds of spoilers53 - We kind celebrate Twin Peaks and a memorial talk.1:03 - The long talk about the Bookstack.1:37 - Detours & Kieth RossonThat's it but be warned there is Danzig and Vampires discussed this episode.Also we send our love and prayers to Dolly! Cheers Carl Dean RiP.

Welcome back to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This show we give our reviews of Nightbitch, The Substance, and touch up on a lot of just stuff as the norm. We lost connection or more likely i accidentally silenced the last third of the show so that will now not be appearing. But sit back and relax or get ready to get your laundry done! cheers The 411 start to 25 - our musing 26 - a psa 29 - Nightbitch review and discussion 38 - Night of the Meek talk 41 - The review of how in the hell does Demi do it at 60! Errr The Substance review 106 episode comes to a close and previously recorded ending is implemented!

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) Happy New Year! We made it to episode 100 (We don't talk about 50) and this is also the first Leatherface & Lace episode of the year also. This show is dedicated to the Legacy of Tony Todd. Given the potential of 2025, we unintentionally watched and will now review two apocalypse-based films. The rest is history, so without further ado the time stamps for those with no patience whatsoever Haaa! The Stamps: *Note the first part of the show (50'ish seconds) is intact to show what these things start out as and the final editing result. 55 - The show begins proper 1 min - Tony Todd discussion 10:22 - Apocalypse Clown Review 15:33 - A Wonderful Knife Review 23:20 - Political note and a funny cousin story 24:45 - Anne and The Apocalypse review 27:21 - Silent Night, Deadly Night Review 33:38 - Grady Hendrix plug 41 - Only Murders in the Building talk 42:47 - Heretic (2024) Review 45 - PSA for our Final Girls and Boys 49:33 - If you've gotten this far 50 - Joe Bob's Last Drive-in version of Satan's Little Helper 53:56 - Halloween Kills & Ends Review 55:26 - Tokyo Gore Police Review 1:01 - Rubber (2010) talk 1:02:50 - Los Espookys tv show Review and discussion 1:08:40 - Fun News and an upcoming movie announcement 1:10:29 - We discuss the dynamics of a possible Betty Boop slasher (The earliest version of Betty enters public domain in 2026, i got curious after we talked about it last night) That's all we got on this New Years Day episode, Stay safe, Be kind, social distance and Your Awesome, Stay that Way! Cheers!! Varrroooom!!!

Welcome Back to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This show we jump back into horror movie reviews and talk. The main title we discuss this show is Longlegs (2024). We talk about the passing of Jonathan Haze. We briefly discuss Sleep (2023). We drop our thoughts on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) and splinter off between horror hosts and Nick Cage for the last 15 mins of the show. So sit back and give it a listen. Cheers and Vrrrooooom! Now for relatively close time stamps for the impatient. :) 1:59 Longlegs review starts 18 Jonathan Haze talk 24 Here for the Blood (2024) review and discussion 28 Sleep and Bong Joon-ho related talk and Jason Yu 38 to 43'ish We start Beetlejuice Beetlejuice thoughts 44 Horror Host talk starts 50 We begin the Nick Cage love

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This episode we discuss the recent Hurricane that damaged large parts of our local communities. We also discuss Appalachian history and our area. There is a talk about a dancing outlaw. We talk about this years Monster's Cereal update. Also it's Fall so we dip into that a little. Spiders, Scorpions oh my! We thank you for listening when you hear this. It's been a long Month since we recorded this and i got it edited but here ya go Cheers! The Nitty Gritty; 15m - Appalachia talk 23m Spider & Scorpion stuff 46m Sleeze Biscuit 50m Fall & Monster Cereal talk 55m Columbus was a bad person 113m Dancing Outlaw and a Clorox jug 120m Unnecessary How We Met Story until 1:35m Last ten'ish minutes is pointless rambling, Enjoy

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This little nugget starts with a classic QQTGYMP segment! We then do some actual reviews of things we have experienced over the past however it's been. So here without further Ahhhhduuuude The Breakdown for those with absolutely no patience. 2 mins in - The QQTGYMP begins to around 8:17 mark 8:47 we talk Beetlejuice 11:40 we review the movie and book "My Best Friend's Exorcism" 13:45 we gush over Keith Rosson and his new book coming out(Already out by time you hear this) 18 min mark we start more book talk with Geno centric 22 we review the 1998 classic The Faculty 28 min we talk about perhaps the most scary creature hybrid the sea could hit us with Sharktafish or JellyShark 40 we discuss the Slumber Party Massacre 1 and Canadian Tuxedos 48-50'ish we talk about Final Destination and SAW franchises 54 Have You Checked Your Butthole Then into the wrap up and Bam! under an Hour!! That's a Spicy meatball! Cheers and Enjoy!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) Well it's been a hot minute... month since our last upload. The Spooky season is creeping up on us and the weather definitely is changing here in the mountains of Western North Carolina. This was recorded in July and on my birthday, so it was emotional, well not really. We talked about the loss of Shelley Duvall and her legacy. We covered some movie reviews; Geno was with us in the beginning but had to get ready for bed, and in the end it definitely delved waay too deep into Yacht Rock Territory. So here's the Lowdown to the best of my editing knowledge. 3:15 Show actually begins 11:30 Shelley Duvall Talk starts 27'ish Dr Giggles gets our review talk 32 Crimes of the Future review gets started 40 We discuss - The Number 23 movie, which slides over to Troll the one with Julie. 55 We talk about the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians legalizing Mary Jane on the reservation, Sept. 7 2024 actual day. Around the hour mark we start talking about Band and music. Which leads to us reviewing the two SiriusXM Yacht Rock stations and the music playing that hour. Then we talk about how some of these songs deserve a dedicated horror movie around them. Below for the sake of copyright strikes... Hello - Lionel Richie, Use Me - Bill Withers, we only briefly hear Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty, before Maddy says hell no, We really enjoy Kool & The Gang - Celebration, Michael McDonald - Sweet Freedom (1986), we hear a little Al Stewart - Year of the Cat, i believe last song was Every Kinda People - Robert Palmer. Note for legal reasons we have no legal rights any kind to these great songs we just reviewed and sang along to most of them. That wraps this one up, we thank you for listening and Watch some Horror Movies before the Summer comes to a close. Thanks, Siriusxm for the sounds and enjoy my money. Cheers and Stay Spooky... Varrrooom!

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)! Well, it's that time of the year again and we are posting our votes! Go ahead and vote for this year's nominees. We shared ours and our fails. We review Dr Giggles and how hard it is to unite America. Cheers and enjoy this almost raw edition of the show just for you guys!

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This show we start out with some Quick Questions and it all goes bad from there. This show comes with a Smoking Warning... We are Smoking this show, i tried to do a version without it but it lost too much and i put it back in. Although tobacco use is generally bad we did it. You guys can do better and not. The bits: QQTGYMP for the first bits 19 mins SMOKING starts til around the 33 min. We talk about various icons of horror for the first 1:30. Elvira, Freddy, Vampira (but not enough), Dracula, Pinhead, Clive Barker, Candyman, John Carpenter, Chucky and Ringu. Round the 1:17 we give a very honest bit about calling 988 if you need some help or are depressed. Geno does a kinda talk about "The number 23" around 1:23. 2:07 Maddy finally gets to talk about her segment which actually requires more research to be viable... and we don't get there. We will definitely cover it in the future after researching. The show goes off rails around 1:40 so we plan to do better, shorter and more focused shows in the future. So feel free to jump in most anywhere and you will be probably caught up to that particular segment. Stay safe, don't drink and drive, Social distance, and be a nice person. We love ya, Cheers !

Welcome back to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This show we continue our show from ep. 92. So you get a lot of talk a spicy number of actual movie discussions and reviews. So let's give you a breakdown and Cheers, Varroom! Cursed Friends (21 min'ish) Wellington Paranormal (34min) Gore Gore Girls (39 min) Robo Vampire (50 min) Manborg (round the hour mark) Dead Boy Detectives (1:08) Murder She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle (1:10) We listen to and review the first Beetlejuice Trailer(1:35) Ok There ya go, these times are rough estimates and could be mins late or early. This as par runs long and the sound is terrible. This is the last recording using the dell and Yeti. New episode recorded with lenovo and it looks good, but editing will be the tale of the tape! Enjoy this and we thank you for listening.

Welcome back to this ongoing saga of the Chainsaw Bar (the horror podcast) Last time you were here we were in the depths of a Geno spinoff and Mike's own madness surrounding most things Danzing. This episode we actually talk about horror movies and stuff. So sit back and enjoy, feel free to just jump into any random part of the show and it will probably be just as what comes next or what came before. At any rate enjoy and y'all enjoy Pride month. Go watch ya some Queer Eye and definitely check out the Robin Williams' Bird Cage this month if you never ever have!! Cheers and VARRROOOOM!!!!

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This episode starts with a few Danzig based questions and then proceeds to derail into a Danzig discussion. We talk about the latest Great thing happening to friend of the Show Keith Rosson and his latest book Fever House. We again have to provide a PSA about covid, yeah it's still around. and Geno almost gives us a proper review... if he could only stay awake to finish the movie. Stay healthy and enjoy Cheers. Varrrooom! Show notes. Son of Cain was/is a Portuguese Metal band. My fever broke when i went out to walmart so i didn't feel i was as an infectious threat. Also Social distancing is tricky when you want that one thing the old lady is hovering around for 3 mins and you just are stuck staring. The Red Cassette was most likely Danzig 4. and finally God Hates Kansas

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) Despite my own machinations, there is not a lot of horror that has to do with the number 90, unlike the number 23! This show we talk about Crawl (again), I review Tarot (2024), Joe joins us and gives us his opinion on Abigail. We talk about Audrey Hepburn(37min), a Tree smashing our garden, Manatees and their relationships with Gators(8m), Fall Guy (2024) is mentioned by Joe(24m), Orangutan Medical practices(40m), Hedy Lamarr(36m) and some place in there talk about how Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) knew 12 languages and fussed with a half-dozen others! This is reasonable sized show we hope you enjoy while doing chores or drinking fine drinks! Cheers

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) Have you heard? Frankenstein is soo hot right now! We review Lisa Frankenstein, our favorite Frankenstein Films, Blood for Dracula but not Flesh For Frankenstein, Geno joins @ 19 minutes and discusses Interstellar, We talk about why it's wrong to use human skin to make book covers, Joe joins in at 1:04 he brings insight and a Great birthday announcement and we finally get to talk about Ghostbusters Frozen Empire! It's 4/20 on some of the show and we shout out the holiday. Civil War gets a mighty review from Joe. Maddy Talks about Sylvia a play by A.R. Gurney and why if there's a production of it you should check it out. We talk about Freaky by the director of Lisa around 3minutes and we discuss the dangers of tanning beds and the actors who had to use one. We update Joe about the curious things people are doing to the Mothman's Ass. Over all a good time Frankenstein'd together over the last week! If your gardening godspeed and if your doing laundry enjoy the folding! Cheers and Varrooom show notes: Joe's segment got kinda loud and spiky so be warned. The Effect we could not remember last show is called the Overview Effect. Des Destine'es de L'Ame is the book Geno was trying to remember.

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This episode gets started in the hood and goes from there! We talk about new Yeti vs Our Blue Yeti vs Stanley coolers. We talk about how we will never get sponsored because we cuss too much. 11:11 to 12:06 the sound gets way too loud. Geno points out how Aliens out destroy us have a valid point... "Even after millions of years of evolution, your still Assholes!" We talk about how sharks are the new try group, #SharksTry on youtube(35:35)! Maddy does point out a pivotal point... Cocoon didn't get a sequel! (27:06) 43 Geno's new movie - Fishermen Vs Surfers! 44:30 - Geno's Cryptid Conspiracy Corner segment. Now the Break down! Cheers and fold y'all's shirts so the pic don't crease! 34 - The Asylum 35 - Don't Go on Vacation Broke! 1:29 - Mothman's Wishing Well Ass! #shortcircuit #Batteriesnotincluded #FOrcas #vampiresvsthebronx #mothmansass #2027Titanaboa p.s. pretty sure it was Machete with Cheech... Dammit Man!!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The horror Podcast) This episode is distinct step away from the usual format style your use to. That warning given... this is a solo mike episode, everyone got distracted! Ostara is in the air and i talk about how that works with the family thru out this episode. Soo... Let's Get to the goods, @2:30 Resident Alien talk, @the18 min I talk about how the show started, @28 Duck dinner and cooking talk, @30 I talk about the new season of Job Bob on Shudder, and at the 37 it is Silky Laundry talk with yours truly. I do apologize about last episode and the end that just ended. Stuff happens, Cheers! Dammit Man!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) We are at the chilling with some Blackberry Crown with muddled real blackberries and some dreams about bigger and better Books! This episode is all book stack related talk. We hope we didn't just kill Peter S. Beagle by mentioning him in our show. Joe is back from his Jetset retirement lifestyle for a good show. We roast Stephen (Steven don't know why that seems right) King about his not using an editor early in his career, but he had a hard upbringing, so we forgive him. We/ I definitely get a lot of names and titles wrong this show and did so earnestly! I'll drop the names and movies in the spoiler/jumpstart area below. Geno drops in at 1:26 but doesn't get a full segment because of the delicious booze and a loud teenager (a lot of editing was done and sound was removed at the end, nothing important). This Show we cover a lot of reading stuff but get back to reality and discuss the upcoming Oscar award thing and hedge our bets on what or who will win... Big ups for Emma Stone! ok that's that, Check it out, thankfully it did not reach 2 hours so yay! Love ya family (blood or thru relations/life) Social distance, fold laundry right, and Pay attention to the road as you drive while listening... we will always be here, you may not if you don't watch the Road! Cheers, "You're Awesome... Stay that Way!" - Yo! Awesome Guy Ok the Details ie. the - spoiler/jumpstart area State of the libraries @ 10 min I definitely mixed up Gary Farmer in the Resident Alien part. 1:10 Poor Things (which i call Pretty Things the entire time) review. 1:02:38 to 1:02:42 A Poor Things Spoiler feel free to avoid if you have not seen it yet. 1:09 Ep.3 of The Last of Us gets discussed and Maddy talks about the series, since she watched it and i just 3'd 1:17 the show gets bad static i didn't edit. 1:20 we give our Oscar Bets The rest is on you to enjoy or hate, Cheers!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This episode love is not in the air... it starts pretty sad. Luckily, we eventually cover Svengoolie! We discuss this year's films we have enjoyed watching him host with the rest of the Sven Squad! We talk about the recent gun tragedy out in Kansas City. We also cover the Greats we have lost recently. Half way Geno joins in out of the blue and helps bring the show out of the Swamps of Sadness, and save Artrax. I sort of figure out some of the sound issues in post edit(your welcome), but this is a loud show be prepared to lower volume. Geno drops some hard questions around the hour and a half. Late in the show we finally figure out the b movie with that great soundtrack we have been trying to find for the last year(1:45 min). We do some Oldest river talk around (1:30) and we stand by that old French Broad(despite what people say about finke meuse a new river and it's never the Sangees... f's in the chat)! Watch Turbo Kid and listen to Hasil Adkins y'all! We thank you for listening, be nice and fake smile to people a little... it betters the world just a little. Social Distance people of course still spit when they talk and... Dammit Man, Cheers!! Good luck folding dem shirts right :) Now for the details... Svengoolie (round 14min), Hazbin Hotel reviewed, Wellington Paranormal (round 49min), Geno questions (1:37), French Urban legend story (1:02), Six string Samuri (1:39), Death Scenes (1:30ish), "Living for the Dead" show got reviewed(before 30min mark), Geno joins (51 feel free to skip ahead... no hate lol), Soundtrack talk (1:46). That's it... i really need to document better when i edit... Cheers!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror ... Well i got it out Monday after my keyboard failed and i could not type this description so it was published. Let's break this down! 14 mins in we talk about the Fulci Classic Zombi 35 mins we cover dem damn ol' duke boys and how we all maybe not Geno wished we could watch the degradation of the General Lee... cause come on man, Lita(our ford escape) gets hit with a shopping cart and there's permanent damage! 51 mins in Geno tells a tale about Popcorn Sutton. From there til 1:28 we talk about the horrors of Southern cooking, it's foods and odd canning of the previous. In this show we review World War Z(20 mins), Geno talks about Butcher's Crossing, and there is Salutations to those we lost here in the last two weeks. Rest in peace Cowboy Coward and David Emge! Well at this point our 2 regular listeners have got their semi bi weekly'ish dose of the chainsaw bar so we salute you! VRROOOM! For the rest of you's and future alien overlords time for your medicine! Cheers! We will talk about Svengoolie in the future i promise!! Also we lost the last 40 mins of this show due to the mic or computer not sure which but most of this is on point for our show! Now enjoy this episode with a description! Cheers

So Robert Gipe, Carolina and duke walk into Samsara and have a drink. Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This second half of the full episode we dive into Samsara and discuss Southern BASKETBALL rivalries skim some movie thoughts in the beginning and Ride the lightning til the end. In the end it's bad hiccups and Accordion walls and the nuisances of podcast editing. Robert Gipe gets put on notice! #RobertGipe Even if he never hears this HA! Here ya go the end half of the horror! Cheers and love ya chor'n!

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)! This is the first Leatherface & Lace episode of the Year! So for those new to the podcast, L&L is when it's pretty much just Maddy & Me talking shit and chilling about horror content! We review Hell-O-Ween... wait that was the Joe Bob show... ummm All Hallows Eve(?not fact checking, it's on Shudder #Shudder ) and how Art the clown is pretty sexist always chasing down some innocent chic then terrorizes all the broads and dames! We discuss our movie of the week Smoking Causes Coughing. We also cover the movie Rubber and Mike causes concern with the Showcase Showdown lyric reading and We give you a true PSA about Sepsis! We end this half of the show with "Snake Talk" and we love dem little buggers! Much Love and Respect to the Genius François Hadji-Lazaro, Rest In Power!!! We dedicate this episode to him! The second half will be edited soon(it sucks!). Enjoy! Cheers and Dammit Man!! #Smokingcausescoughing #Rubbermovie #ShowcaseShowdownband

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)! This is episode 82 and in it we go all over the place. You can hear about Pre-eclamsia starting around the 20'ish min mark and that bounces around til the 50th min. We try to talk about Smoking Causes Coughing as a movie review and kinda get there. We discuss Godzilla minus one a little around the 51 minutes in. Then Geno makes his return around the 52nd minute mark. From there it becomes the usual is this horror or is this Cherokee Legends and Bath Salt Zombies. Rounding out to us eating Nachos loudly and not giving an F and closing with Waking Ned Devine talk about cheating the lottery system and Yellow Bastard Mustard. Enjoy and social distance cause it's flu and new virus season again! Also make sure you teach your children to trifold those towels while you listen, cheers! hashtags below for gratuitous clicks! #Bathsaltzombies #wakingneddevine #Godzilla #smokingcausescoughing #pre-eclampsia #IdontknowshitboutgammaRays #Spearfinger #Nachos

Welcome to a bonus content episode of The Chainsaw Bar!! This is the missing bits i had to cut to make podcast length restrictions. They Suuuuuck! The first segment begins at 18:13 in the original Ep.81 - Part 2 and continues to ramble on for a bit. The second cornbread segment continues from 1:54 on the final cut of part 2. Lots of drunken yelling and meandering conversation is to be had with these two parts. Enjoy and cheers! Happy New Year Proper!!

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) and back to the second half of the episode! In this half Geno returns with his personal brand of Horror commentary! We cover the 20th anniversary of House of a Thousand Corpses. The oddities of Southern eating. I have to note, it was Solstice not Equinox. Night of the living dead gets mentions and The Cornbread Gauntlets have been thrown down! The usual nonsense is spoken and the beer and whiskey flows too much and our language is reflective. Stay safe and happy holidays from us here at the bar and hope the new year brings you all plenty of good times! Cheers!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror podcast)! It's winter and we are all kinda trying to get thru it all. So this half episode we cover; John Waters news, Drag, Cherokee language discrepancies, we cover how much of a historic Troll Virgina Wolfe was, Dracula, and Svengoolie! There is Puka talk, pop and click wishes for the Cherokee language vs Western Band versions of the dialect, We talk about Santo and Lucha Libra a little. Heads up! Show Edit!!! We must note Britney spears was not in Seed of Chucky, but an impressive impersonator by the name of Nadia Dina Arigat! Fae talk at the end and the booze begins it's accent! Stay tooned for the next half, where Geno gets in on the episode and i lose a couple hours of my life twice! Cheers and enjoy and Happy holidays from us here at the bar!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) It's Mid Spooky Season via my new definition of it... so until Thankgiving(lol) here we are. So let's break it down to the numbers! You get... Quick Questions to Get Your Mind Poppin!!! (QQGYMP!!! the "ta" gets no respect) We share some great news around 32 mins in. Joe shares insight on the two new Nick Cage files!! Heart eyes!!(45mins in) V the tv show gets some notice, and other possible gold Jordan Peele could improve our live with! other wise it's a good ol simple listen and a fun time passer as ya wash your dishes or fold laundry. Enjoy, we love ya and still social distance cause spit still flings! Cheers and Enjoy!!!! VAROOOM!!!!!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) It's Halloween so here ya go! Enjoy and go be Spooky!! *Also if your feeling down or really in a bad place and your thinking of taking your self out. Don't! There is help out there, the national hotline is 800-273-TALK (8255), they have simplified it to 9-8-8... like 911. So we love ya here at the bar and if you need help give them a call. This episode had minor edits(par guest request), but this is the message. ^^^ Spooky Season is the BEST and you should find your best self and enjoy it to the MAX! Cheers! and Varrrooooom! (also i am now calling Spooky Season from September 1 until Thankgiving day! deal with it!)

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This show we wrap up the night with how you should put warnings on your eclipse photos in respect to our fellow Diné people (Navaho tribe). We discuss the Buckshot phenomenon with tribal people. Ancestry is discussed and it goes sideways quite a bit. Firmly the last 10 minutes is definitely drunk repetition, but i do love Y'all! Social distance, Be nice to each other, and watch some horror movies... Dammit Man! Cheers and Varroooom!!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This is Part 2! The whiskey starts to take a more serious hold. This didn't get released on the 13th despite the commentary inside. Show notes and corrections: American Indians started to get citizenship on June 2, 1924(mostly because of the high amount of tribal people enlisting in the military for WW1), Most states allowed American Indians to vote after 1957, Jason Voorhees drown on September 13, 1957(just seen the year correlation, weird), It's Autumn People not October People, WE have no rights to Leather and Lace or Sara all rights reserved for them awesome people Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac, and Shout out to Lady Rizo! That's most of the corrections and I apologize in advance for my putrid singing, cheers!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) It's Friday the 13th! This is part one of possibly 3 maybe just 2 ep. 78's. This show we cover some reviews of tv and movies plus the usual nonsense. So in no particular order: Prey, Friday the 13th, Make Me Scream, The Wickedest Witch, Spirit of Halloween. Near the end it... i get repetitive and continually ask for more of one of my favorite podcasts to put out some new stuff. Oddly i never get those requests... hmmm... Anyway, this is part one, with two hours left to dredge thru lets go! Also if you listen or just check on spotify i usually add a poll. Social distance, watch some horror, and Cheers! Happy Spooky Season

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar!! Fall has officially Fallen! This show we cover the vast topics of Menstrual Cups, Witch, Carrie, and Pumpkin spice! We got Joe back this show and Geno drops some knowledge. Maddy keeps the ship afloat as long as she could. It goes of the deck and eventually sinks but it was a good ride. Welcome to fall Y'all! Cheers

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This is a fascinating show today because Joe and my usual Tuesday $5 movie day was flooded out, when a Pipe burst in the Theater. So we decided to do a show for your and our enjoyment. The facts: The Old Way - Creepshow Season 4 on the way - Boulet Brothers new Season releases 31 October - Cemetary Man discussion - Trailer Reviews for Dream Scenario (more Nick Cage!) and El Conde (available on Netflix) - and finally a lot of just tv related talk to pass your towel folding and room cleaning. Cheers and Enjoy! Vrrroooom! (misspelling is intentional)

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) It's an early start to the Spooky Season here in Western North Carolina! The episode we go Yo! Joe! and have him back for some cannibal talk, We talk about Night of the Hunter(his first time thoughts), we learn about the AAron fall in play 4, and rehash The Terror (a tv series i have not finished because its not winter yet again). THE BIG NEWS IN HORROR THIS WEEK IS... THERE IS A NEW CEREAL MONSTER JOINING THE BAND OR JUST JAMMING AND SPINNING SOME RECORDS!! There's a lot of deliciousness in this episode so sit back or pull that laundry out and Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!! Thanks for listening and Enjoy, Cheers!!!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)! The last days of summer dwindle away and the Spooky season starts to creep in from the distant horizon. This episode we welcome a new guest and friend to the show. We review both Haunted Mansion* & The Meg 2. We get a little "Reservation Dogs" discussion covered. There is talk about Farris Wheels, 1491's, Stone Soup, Dr. Sleep & Robertson Davies. We discuss how Indiana Jones was a major part of our upbringing and i reminisce about my bull whip. This one flows right nice, so your chorin' will be just fine. We thank you for listening and we will return after these commerical breaks! Cheers #meg2 #Hauntedmansion #Reservationdogs #Robertsondavies (now there's a hash tag! He would never understand the point of #'s culture... yeah he probably would... eventually) *Show note Disney did visit the Winchester House and that was the major reason behind the Haunted mansion getting the green light.

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast)! This episode we get into a whole bunch of unrelated horror stuff. We cover topics from Composting and Tuna Casserole to Feta /w a "Ph"! I wax poetic about those who we all lost this year in the film industry. Geno throws us a bone and does add a Cryptid Conspiracy Corner about the infamous Florida Man. We talk about how every Grimm Brother's Fairy tale is a horror movie waiting to happen. We still F'n Hate Roman Polanski. You will get some pretty great "Gardening Tips from Unsuccessful Gardners!" Then at the end I describe, probably again "The Elevator Game" which is officially getting a movie and release date on September 15, 2023 via Shudder whom we are still not sponsored by. There's your future if you so choose to... Go to the play button and hit play Otherwise hit back on your browser and go no nowhere ya cheaty choose your own adventurer! Haha! Either way it... The End! We thank you for listening and hope ya house got cleaner or your daily commute was better having listened to us. Thanks again and VAARROOOMM!!!

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast!) Well it's been a trip. Got on a Drug... Naltrexone and really it is a o k! No dizziness or side effects, but that didn't help this episode. This episode we talk about Brooklyn 45! Great film and a well done low budget horror period piece... 7 out of 10 Chainsaws VROOOOOM! There is a mini discussion about "The River Boat Mic...Willie Killer" it's a low budget reimagining of the classic Steamboat Willie entering Public Domain next year. #wegotnorightsorideaaboutthis! Needless to say there should and will probably be a riverboat based horror movie about a mouse in all our near futures! Make sure you give us credit in the credits! We also go way off the rails and then discuss our support of the current ongoing Entertainment industry Strike! Seance Era Talk is had relating to Brooklyn 45. EPIC WARNING! At 53 minutes in, you will hear the Code Red "That Sucked" warning alarm... feel free pause and to skip ahead to the minute 54 "That Sucked". It was pretty gross. Then things pop back into the saddle for more Unions talk, Maddy gets Edited #NotEdited and the show carrys on, but she did get into my Rye! We can after editing and thinking about this episode wholeheartedly all agree... Fuck IKE Turner! Cheers!! This is the chainsaw bar and we thank you for listening. Get to your job or home safe while listening and we hope we make your chorin' a little bit more endurable. All the best and Social distance cause bad breath and spitting still happen! Much love! #pianos #AI #SAG-AFTRA-WGAsupporter #Steamboatwillie #thatpesky#

Welcome to The Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This was suppose to be our end of Pride month episode but it went off the rails too quick. So will hit that in the future, because there is no wrong time to celebrate Pride Month! We do a nice review of the latest Swissploitation film - Mad Heidi and that spins off into a longer more heated discussion about cheese. Pretty sure this episode is brought to you by whiskey and Oingo Boingo it was truly a Dead Man's Party. We have OG host Clayton on for a hot minute. We hit on "I Like Bats" now streaming on Shudder. This is what you expect it to be so sit back and relax or get that laundry out of the dryer and get ready. Cheers

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) Summer has broken! This episode has all the ground covered! It tends to be an Episode for our future Alien Overlord's Teenage kids but hey there ya go! Inside you get Super sad news, a lot of crazy relevant talk, a lot of crazy irrelavent talk,,,,, Cadaver is not Polish,,,,,,, Norwegian maddy wants to correct herself. Damn a lot in this one... also my dell latitude is on it's last legs. the comma gets stuck thats new. We review movies; Titane, Get Duked(again?) Cadaver ,,,,,, There is Bluegrass talk and some singing. There's a whole thing about Wet and Wild lipstick no. 88 ;). Ween gets a big ol shout out,,,,,, weezer not so much. I give Geno my Beatles Hate. The movie was Warm Bodies not warm hearts or what ever the hell. Damn Ween bringing the sexy! Maddy issues the book "The Grrl Genius Guide to Sex (with Other People)" to all teenagers as our public service announcement.,,,l,,,, ,, my ability to use ,< is about to get alcoholed! ,,,,,,,,,, ok, that seems better. Big Shout Out To Sam Kieth! heads up maddy's chair is creeaking a lot this show, i got my red staples gaming chair so i get to ghost this episode. We talk a little a bit about M. Night's - Old before geno reveals a terrible fact(future review episode now in the cannon). Also... Thanks, Gemberling for - Fat Guy Stuck In Internet! shout out there... maybe a sing out. We thank you for listening to our madness and hope to continue to entertain in the future. We are The Chainsaw Bar, The Horror Podcast! Cheers! be nice and social or sixfeet distance cause spit factor! Love ya'll Dammit Man!! Also Jesus!! We all about lost Fluffy today as his plane crash(ish) landed in the middle of Nowhere that is Andrews Airport NC for his show tonight! Fuck'n Hell!! 56% loading and i ad Libed this entire description, and had keyboard failure, only an hour to type this non AI shit! fcuk it ai listen to my show and give me the description so i get a free hour to listen and dance to Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo for an Hour!!!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This week we cover a couple of movie reviews(The Boogeyman, Bride of Reanimator). We have a pleasant discussion about the recent passage of Kenneth Anger and his legacy the Hollywood Babylon book series. Geno gets reassigned, he will be the crypt keeper of a new and upcoming segment. There are a lot of subjects covered this episode; #Backer #AtariteenageriotSucks #SidHaig #Vinagertalk #Endofpodcastfishingtalk. It's OK! The cut away time was only for an hour or so and does not explain why Madeleine doesn't return after her smoke break. It was Father's day and now it's Juneteenth(another reason for the feds and state drones to get another day off and make the rest of us peasants deal with a new 3-day weekend crowd, that grrr not withstanding we support the New Juneteenth Holiday!) This episode will get ya thru your chores this week and we thank you for listening! Cheers

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar (The Horror Podcast) This episode we are Celebrating Pride Month! We Stand with The Writers Union and Their Strike, The Union makes you strong don't let the CEOs and their ai win!! We do movie reviews for House 2, Manborg, Death Ryder in the House of Vampires(mostly a news update), and just talk about Heritage and History. We Plug our friend Keith Rosson's Upcoming book Fever House. We learn Cherokee and then come back to it after Brandy kicks our butts. It's definitely not June 6th despite what i thought at the time, but who knows this house could be a time machine. Lace tells us about the Upcoming Movie in the circuit... Martin S'coreS'S'ayS'eS' -> Killers of the Flower Moon. We talk about the gloriness/gloreeness that is the Boulet Brothers Halfway to Halloween special. Lace believed New Zealand was in the... well you will have to listen for that one. This should provide your weekend with a lot of Ramblings and some horror to fold that pesky laundry to and what ever other Chorin' ya got ta do! Watch Manborg(2011)! Dammit Man! Cheers and Be Nice ya'll. VRooooM!

Welcome to the Chainsaw Bar The Horror Podcast! This episode we talk about Sewers, Geno talks about Cujo, and we talk about the Pandemic and our times there. We talk about the Last of Us, TV show. Mike Reviews Evil Dead Rise (spoiler 1:14-1:23). We then talk about Renfield (a 10 out 10... 9 out 10). It's the usual good time and late night shenanigans you usually expect from the Chainsaw Bar! Just a heads up for the kinda latest stuff... https://www.facebook.com/TheChainsawBar