The Chaos of It All
by Virgo
The Chaos of it all, is the ultimate audio sanctuary for the woman who has lived, loved, lost, and is finally ready to speak her mind. Hosted by a true Virgo who thrives in organizing the beautiful mess of midlife, this podcast is built for middle-aged women navigating the wild, unfiltered terrain of life after kids, past loves, and deep heartaches. We don't do boring, and we don’t do predictable. Life changes fast, and so do we. Tune in for 1-minute chaotic laughs—the quick, sharp reality checks and hilarious venting sessions you need to survive your day—or settle in for our 12-minute deep thoughts, where we unpack the heavy stuff, unhealed heartaches, and the beautiful reinvention of who you are now. Whether you have sixty seconds or a short commute, grab your coffee (or your wine) and embrace the beautiful chaos of midlife with me !
Episodes
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Some shit , just comes with the territory
Life is hard as FUCK !! Even when it’s great you know one day it’s a lights out lol so I say just realize , most of this shit built into this thing we call life .
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The mirror mirror on the wall my ass…
I don’t ask the mirror shit . Especially a mirror with good lighting . No thanks ….
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A BBW , more body baby
As a single woman I love porn . And it hasn’t given me new appreciation for all female body types . Shout out to ALL the ladies !!
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Let the fuck boy go ….
It’s 2026 and I finally get the message , Keyshia Cole and Missy Elliott .
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In this body ….
Our lease in these bodies are unknown . But while I am in it - I’m gone be at peace .
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Not worth the love song …
You ever been jamming to your favorite song , and line comes that takes you back . Maybe that one person enters your mind, but you realize - fuck that . They ain’t even worth the love song !
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Jump 2 Jacks house , Jump on Jack’s Dick
Sometimes the exercise well runs dry . Check out what my body told me at the gym ….enjoy !
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Ride the wave of Life
Life ain’t easy . It’s a series of waves crashing and moments of serenity and sail . Go with the flow baby , I’m rooting for you!
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People Pleasing / Thin As I Feel
People pleasing is dead in 2026 . And why don’t look as skinny as feel when I’m a the gym .
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I’ll Never Have Dementia
Any mothers out there , better yet you got grown kids ? Don’t they have the best memory . They log all your faults . Check out my take on this topic .
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Celebratory Pussy
Celebrate pussy , celebrate . Periods are almost a thing of the past !
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It’s Just Too Much
Jeans and bras . I’m 44 and my knees 88. Can you relate ?
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Everything ain’t forever
Some days we can hold grief and loss on our bosom and move ahead . But there is always , something there to remind me !
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Ain’t no back and forth
I love Aaliyah , but I ain’t going back back , forth and forth with nobody ! Listen and find out why .
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Menopause , what’s it all about
Turning 44 soon , and boy is body changing! I always say , my eggs are running low - on menopause row . Take a quick listen !
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An Online Brotha
Ladies , I hope we ain’t out there going through our partners phone . But one time I did , and boy oh boy .
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Learning 2 B Me!
We spend a lot of time trying to fix everything and everyone . Self love , self care, and wellness have become abstract concepts . I’ve decided to learn how to be in this body . To live with this brain , absorb and learn who I am . Take a listen !
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A Fortune Teller You Say ?
Love ya body baby , it’s carries you throughout your life!!! Listen to me as I discuss my repurposed stretch marks .
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Gravity , my new enemy
The day gravity, went to the gym with me . Take a listen chaos crew ….
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Virgo Live Stand Up
5 minutes live stand up with an audience on perimenopause and cougar bait . Enjoy !
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A Warm Chaotic WELCOME
Welcome babes , take a listen to my verbal mission .
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Second Birth, reBIRTH
Our mothers did all the laboring as we entered this plane , arrived as a living soul . An Earthling for the first time . But if you’ve ever had to begin again , you know it’s your turn to wail as you labor and bear down on new beginnings . And release dead ends . Here are some thoughts on that...
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I Love Seeing Shit CLEAR
Naw baby , I’m glad the mask slipped off . What Future said ???
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Be Sure to Orgasm
Ladies , must cumme first .
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One more thing from Ratchet Ronda
And another thing ………..
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More Fucks I Don’t Give
There isn’t enough time , life or days to give any fucks in 2026 !
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Ratchet Ronda Rants
Is it cat fishing or nah ? Check it out and see .
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I really dgaf
I don’t and press play , and I’ll tell you why.
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Is food the enemy of me ?
I don’t know yall , staying healthy is a full time job! But when it goes amiss , it gets dangerous !! Check out this short comedy clip !
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Poem - Are you there ?
Grief is a long term , traveling companion. Never leaves you . Here is a poem I wrote , with a few thoughts about this very tender topic .
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Star Stuff
In my galactic era . In my I’m made of stars era! Understanding hydrogen and oxygen, the stars and me ! Take a listen , and share a galactic moment with me !
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The Moon is like , Love
Have you ever spent time under the moon, has it ever kept you company on a lonesome night? Have you glared from your corner of the world at this magnificent beauty? Well I have and here is how I feel about the experience.
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Sex and Mixed Signals
is it me or the sex ? Who’s fault it is it when it’s start small , but grows tall lol ! When he wants only under the covers and you want a full time lover ? Listen to my point of view on love gone amiss !
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Mind ya cats business
Any pet lovers out there ? Well I have the sweetest little tuxedo girl . Give this a listen , and see if you been in the business !
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There is room for me in joy
There is room in joy , even in the presence of pain . Here is a gentle reminder of all the wonderful spaces just for you !
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Love it while your here !
You ever heard the term use it or lose it ? Well what about loving it while it lasts ! Take a listen on my view on this topic.
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Life’s Better Pill
Some pills are harder to swallow, and some are also bitter . Check out this quick clip about exactly that !
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An Old Dog
Is it true , you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? What about women on menopause row ? Here is quick clip , about exactly that !
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31 Flavors of Coochie
Ever had a fella , that wanted you and her too ? Well me too ! Check out a quick run down of my reply to this sticky situation.
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Offer Dick or Let Me Vent
Ladies ,do you ever feel shut down while you’re trying vent about the bullshit you been through? Do you feel judged ? Are you labeled a man hater cause you expressing your feelings ? Well , so have I , and I have a solution .
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Best Buy Date
Ladies , just like the eggs in your fridge - our eggs also get low . And when that happens , your pussy has expired !!!! Take a listen and I’ll tell you if you’re approaching your best by date!
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More than A Parking Lot Pigeon
You ever seen a pigeon in a parking lot . Did it seem like a nuisance, or part of life in urban cities ? Sometimes there is more than meets the eye!
About this show
The Chaos of it all, is the ultimate audio sanctuary for the woman who has lived, loved, lost, and is finally ready to speak her mind. Hosted by a true Virgo who thrives in organizing the beautiful mess of midlife, this podcast is built for middle-aged women navigating the wild, unfiltered terrain of life after kids, past loves, and deep heartaches.
We don't do boring, and we don’t do predictable. Life changes fast, and so do we. Tune in for 1-minute chaotic laughs—the quick, sharp reality checks and hilarious venting sessions you need to survive your day—or settle in for our 12-minute deep thoughts, where we unpack the heavy stuff, unhealed heartaches, and the beautiful reinvention of who you are now. Whether you have sixty seconds or a short commute, grab your coffee (or your wine) and embrace the beautiful chaos of midlife with me !
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