The Chrissie Swan Show

We’ve come across the Actors on Actors interview between friends cast alum Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow and we’re obsessed. Chrissie reveals that given the chance to be anyone from the Friends cast, she would choose to be Lisa Kudrow. We reminisce over some of their fave moments which in some cases happen to be bloopers, which gets us wondering if we should release some of our won?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We say it often but Chrissie and Jack’s relationship is one that transcends both age and sexuality and with that age difference, comes a segment we love, Old Dog vs New Dog! One brings the other something they would like to educate them on, whether that be a person, the lore on a celeb story or even genre of music!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Despite getting very opinionated with Sweeping Statements each week, somehow we’ve still got more left to risk! Chrissie’s got strong thoughts on the best lollie in Aus, while Jack is passionate about toilet paper??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Bucket list guest for Chrissie was Jay Shetty and today we’re delving back into their conversation because it was just too good. And whilst the next two may be mates of the show, they’re always on our bucket list to chat to, it’s Sarah Abo and Sam Pang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allow us to add to your screen time with a run down of our current online obsessions and what’s showing up on our algorithm that SHOULD be showing up on yours!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warning: make sure you’ve already had your lunch when you listen to this one, because it could get you squirming. We find out what weird and whacky things you’ve all eaten or perhaps what vitamins you’re talking to correct it! Plus, what’s the best hangover cure?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s too much to watch and listen to sometimes, so we’ve got a wrap up of our review of what Chrissie and Jack have consumed recently. Jack get’s honest with his review of ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’, so does Chrissie with her thoughts of ‘Michael’ but together they both can agree of Kylie’s new doco. Plus, what happens when we use AI to turn our texts into a song??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack often coin Thursday the best day of the week… perhaps it’s because it’s one day out of the weekend or perhaps they’re just excited to get opinionated with their Sweeping Statements! So why not,  look back at some of our most controversial this year?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucky for us, we get to speak to some pretty exciting people. So today, we thought we’d give you a mash up of some of our best chats with some of your fave people you see on the screen! Georgie Tunny stops by to tell us about her new book ‘Over To You’, Lisa Wilkinson’s got a new book for you too and Richard Marx gives us perhaps one of the best chats in a while!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love Chaotic Chrissie and today we’re bringing you some of her best moments. Chrissie tells us about her innocent injury that’s causing her a bit of grief. Plus, she’s found a new way of life that she thinks she can reaalllyy get around, do you think you get on board with the’NonnaMaxxing’ lifestyle?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When rumours swirled about Anok Yai peeing in her Met Gala jumpsuit, she had to jump in and set the story straight…it wasn’t her! So, we’re asking YOU what rumour have you heard about yourself? Plus, speaking of getting things wrong, has the Doc got it wrong before?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling it now, Sienna Spiro will be on everyone’s Must See Artist lists in a year (or less, tbh)! Fresh off her song in one of the biggest films of the year ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’, Sienna and Chrissie sit down to chat about Tokyo, how Sienna’s parents inspired her music and her upcoming tour. Plus, we get Sienna’s opinion in ’Tight 5’ where she reveals she falls asleep to what??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having her old Chrissie & Jane pal, Jane Hall back on the show Chrissie has been reminiscing on their time together and what they used to have written on the whiteboard, back 14 years ago. But today, Chrissie’s gotten the last laugh with a joke that’s been running for just as long in their new segment ‘Don’t Laugh.’ Plus, Meghan Trainor has revealed A LOT about what’s been going on in her life recently and it’s got the girls giggling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jane admit they used to watch ‘Farmer Wants A Wife’ back in it’s old days but Chrissie’s jumped on board the new season and has brought us some very awkward audio that we all MUST enjoy. Plus, how has T-Pain been brought back into the spotlight by Doordash??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s recent episode of SBS’ ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ brought out some wild stories from Chrissie’s family tree and after Jane streamed the episode herself, she has some thoughts she wants to bring to our attention. Plus, what will Jane’s Sweeping Statement be??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re talking, Katie Price and in a surprise to everyone, that’s someone Jane knows! Katie has released a trailer for her upcoming doco that’s set to be released later on in the year. Plus, Daryl Braithwaite has announced that he won’t be touring anymore…which prompted Chrissie and Jane to relive the times they were in his presence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie put the call out when she knew Jane was coming back to the airwaves to play with her, that if anyone could remember some of the segments that they used to have on Chrissie & Jane to slide in and let them know. And as it turns out, some of you remember ‘How Very Dare You!’ which is exactly what they bring to you today. Plus, Jane’s got a Halls Crack.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Day 2 of The Chrissie Swan Show with Jane Hall and it’s safe to say, they’ve really hit their stride because today, we let them…sing like Nuns. After reminicising on their days of live radio, we’ve gotten some feedback to bring back an old segment of theirs back, singing modern songs like the voice of a nun. Plus, we found out Jane’s care factor on a few things.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hailey Bieber has pulled on her celeb clout and posed for Kim Kardashian’s new line of everyday cotton Skims, which reminded Chrissie that she used to have a bra line and somehow ended up as the model. Plus, Olivia Rodrigo has announced she’s pulled together an all gals line up for a new festival ‘Daisy Chains’.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meghan Markle has posted what Chrissie and Jane have deemed an ‘insufferable’ post, to which Chrissie then reveals that Meghan’s very own Netflix show made her throw a kitchen-aid attachment to the wall. Plus, Anne Hathaway has got some news for us all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Jack still living his best Euro Summer life for another week, Chrissie’s really called in the big guns this week and phoned in a friend, it’s Jane Hall! Seeing as they’ve had some time off, it’s only fair that Chrissie might need to bring Jane back up to speed because it turns out she may not know who Harry Styles is, hasn’t heard an Olivia Rodrigo tune and vows to never watch MAFS. Plus, Jane reveals what Aussie actor she made a pass at!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time to go…Dave Thornton! For the last time this week, Dave is still in the co-pilots seat and for his send off, we dedicate Chrissie’s Correspondence all to Dave and find out what you really thought of our guest host. Plus, with Dave no longer in the seat, Chrissie needs a new co-pilot…who could it be???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charli XCX has given us a taste of what her third single sounds like as she braced the most recent cover of Rolling Stone. Plus, with Jack away for a 2nd week, we reveal who our next guest host is!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Thornton has stuck around for Thursdee on The Chrissie Swan Show, which means he’s got to get controversial…because it’s sweeping statement time! But before we let him be the shock jock he’s always wanted to be, Dave reveals a story from that time he was flown to Aspen Colorado to perform for an 80th Birthday of a Billionaire. Yes, you read that right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Footage has come to light of an uber delivery driver in Melbourne who erupted when he saw a Golden Retriever come to the door. Plus, has Harry Styles just given the best performance he ever has? We think maybe…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our co-host Dave Thornton is still here and we’re very glad because today she’s brought us a cracker of a story! Yesterday, Dave got the chance to jump on the Cheap Seats panel and turns out you bump into some pretty fancy people in the green room. None of them come fancier than our very own PM and Dave tells the story of their interaction, right down to the sledge he gave fellow comedian (and friend of the show) Dave Hughes! Plus, Jelly Roll & Bunny XO have filed for divorce and we want to know the deets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another day, another show which means Chrissie’s got some more Olivia Rodrigo content for us all and she’s given a challenge to her co-host this week and it’s a simple task…listen to Olivia Rodrigo’s new album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love’… will he do it? Plus, we’re getting a new Shrek!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s quickly becoming a quickly thing, Chrissie coming in with a new gadget, creator or way of life that she’s been INFLUENCED by, thanks to her ever changing algorithm. Today, she’s excited with her new chopping board purchase and claims that will bring about a whole new sense of order to her life…watch this space. Plus, Chrissie’s given us her honest review of Olivia Rodrigo’s new album!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam Smith has given us a tease of what we can expect from their dulcet tones with a single announcement, ‘My Guy’ out June 24. Plus, Robert Irwin has teamed up with the lab collective to give us another iconic Aussie collaboration that is sure to make some of our tradies happy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie can’t remember the last time she watched something with a ball, but lucky for her, our new co-host this week, Dave Thornton has and did so a couple times over the weekend, watching both the Socceroos and New York Knicks get up! Plus, Tyra Banks is taking on a big new challenge in suing a giant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hollywood Jack is off tramping around Europe so we’ve called in a favour to one of Chrissie’s oldest mates, Dave Thornton and asked him to step into the co-pilot seat for the whole week! Chrissie and Dave take us through their weekends (and we ask how your’s were), Chrissie tells us a new ‘Today Years Old’ and Dave bring some sport into the mix!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s episode of SBS’ ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ Aired on Tuesday this week, so we thought we’d revisit what she found out about her family and heritage, turns out things got pretty emotional, but it wasn’t all tears! Plus, our mate and Jack’s stand in Funcle (Fun Uncle), Sam Pang is here to tell us about the glamorous life of a Star now that he’s dipped his toe into the acting world. We also put him to the test to find out his true colours when he meets the ‘Magic Buzzer’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our favourite games is the AITA thread on Reddit and today we bring you a shocker! Long story short, it involves a group of mates (one a bit wild), Barcelona, an Airbnb, one angry host and money! Plus, there’s what Jack’s calling ‘a drunk actor’ that’s gotten angry online again.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s that time again where we get unpopular and today, Chrissie’s got a plea to schools to bring back notebooks and toss out the laptops, and we’re calling it the ‘Ditch the Dell’ campaign! While, Jack’s got a message for couples and how they use Instagram. Plus, Sarah Abo waddles in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our faves, Sarah Abo has stopped (or should we now say ‘waddled’) by our studio to chat about her exciting baby news and how it’s changed her world! Chrissie and Sarah bond over the craziness that is pregnancy, while Jack is more interested her new Today Show lewks that she’s been serving. Plus, we play our fave game the ‘Sounds of Sarah’!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle Williams, a member of Destiny’s Child has come out to clear the air on a rumour that in an interview a while back, where the members are asked what their favourite animal was, they were in fact jet lagged and not under the influence. Plus, we’ve got an update from Rich Paul and Adele!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week, Chrissie and Jack both found themselves on the same side of social media finding out how to make the bed correctly and deemed it the creator, Loui Burke, their new online obsession. Naturally we had to get him in to discuss what’s a freak in sheets and what’s chic. Plus, have you had a dream about a celeb? Chrissie’s had a few (some she can’t share) but one she did share.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Terri Irwin must be one happy mum today as it’s been announced her boy is hosting the 2026 TV Week Logies and Chrissie and Jack are just as stoked. Plus, weed decided that Katy Perry and her new politician beau might just be the perfect couple after her new instagram post…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie has been INFLUENCED yet again and Jack is convinced that it’s going to fail because Chrissie’s algorithm is serving up content with a new gadget to add to her kitchen, The Snack Coater! Chrissie’s vowed that she will try to bring in a snack for Jack tomorrow…so watch this space! Plus, we can’t go a day without talking about a Kardashian…so let’s talk about Kim Kardashian stealing the spotlight in Monaco!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SBS’ newest instalment of their ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ series, features our very own Chrissie Swan and turns out, she hasn’t even seen it! But it’s okay despite what you may have already seen on socials, it’s not all tears, so tune in at 7:30pm tonight! Plus, we’re talking Ariana Grande, because it turns out Duexmoix is always right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all know Chrissie Swan is a devout member of the swiftie community, but has she perhaps taken it too far this weekend? Chrissie tells us that she listened to Taylor’s new hit for the upcoming 5th instalment of Toy Story and only that song for the whole weekend. Plus, we’re arresting one of you today for a serious cheese crime.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Over the weekend, the rumour mill was swirling with details about Taylor & Travis’ upcoming nuptials and the fact that it’s going to take place inside Madison Square Garden. For two people that spend most of their free time in an arena, surely they can find somewhere else though. Plus, Kim K has done something that even Jack can’t defend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Chrissie’s revealed a story from the memory bank that in their 11 years working together, Jack has never heard her tell! So in this story, it turns out Chrissie’s sister was a correspondent on INXS’ American Leg of their tour and formed a friendship so much so that when they came back down under, she snuck her lil sis Chrissie into the dressing rooms to meet Michael Hutchence! Plus, we’ve got the gorgeous Georgie Tunny on the show to chat about her new debut novel (how’s does she have the time to do it!!) ‘Over To You’ and her lovely boyfriend Rob Mills came for the vibes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The iconic Sharon Stone has sat down to chat about her recent appearance on Euphoria and why it should be shown to all high school students, which was music to Jack’s ears. But the key takeaway was when she revealed the exact moment her marriage to Phil Bronstein was over and in Jack’s words, ‘it’s chilling.’ Plus, we’ve got a Dua Lipa marriage update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dame Mary Berry is absolutely wiser than us, and as a style icon at 91, she’s given us some sage advice, ‘when you’re older, you don’t have to go black and grey and boring’ so we decided to open up the phone lines and ask YOU what’s your life advice. Plus, it’s Thursday so we’re giving you our hot takes, unpopular opinions, sweeping statements, you get it all!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dame Mary Berry is absolutely wiser than us, and as a style icon at 91, she’s given us some sage advice, ‘when you’re older, you don’t have to go black and grey and boring’ so we decided to open up the phone lines and ask YOU what’s your life advice. Plus, it’s Thursday so we’re giving you our hot takes, unpopular opinions, sweeping statements, you get it all!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brett Goldstein (a.k.a Roy Kent) directed and wrote a new Netflix film that we think may have been of a bit of a creepy thing to do. Plus, go Aussies! We’ve just scored the biggest results at the Box Office for May in our history, and covid thought it could take us down!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rosamund Pike has called out a member in the audience of her most recent production and Chrissie and Jack are on totally opposite sides of the argument. Chrissie hasn’t turned her phone off since she’s had kids and Jack says life will go on, you can turn your phone off for 90 mins to enjoy the show you paid for. Plus, Chrissie and Jack give you a new list of creators to become OBSESSED with, just like we are!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all remember a few weeks ago, when Chrissie thought the team and NOVA office were gaslighting her when they looked very puzzled when she was talking about Debbie Gibson, turns out they didn’t know who she was talking about BUT now we do! Debbie Gibson joins us live to talk about visiting Adelaide for her birthday, how her mother supported her career and what her relationship with Kylie Minogue is!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s been doing over time in her hard rubbish pile which apparently so have Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington Whitely! They've bought a house with all gadgets and no idea what to do with them or how they'll us them…so, what items do you have that you’ve never used? Plus, FINALLY Chrissie’s gotten a chance to introduce us all to Debbie Gibson after she was convinced we gaslit her into not knowing who she was…well now we do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.