PODCAST · comedy
The Chuckwagon Revival
by John Bennett, Bryan Freeland, Seth Webber
John, Freeland, and Seth deconstruct idiocy and male id grossness.
Episodes
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Episode 140 - This is the End
In which the guys say goodbye with the help of a few of the guests the Chuckwagon has seen over its tenure.
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Episode 139 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 11, 12, and 13
In which John and Seth discuss the specialest of ops and how incompetent Seagal really is while finishing the worst series in television history, True Justice.
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Episode 138 - Freeland Story Hour Episode 0
In which Seth and Freeland lay out the future and embark on a new journey.
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Episode 137 - One More Chuckwagon Meat Salad
In which the guys are terrible at making a schedule and give you several unheard segments from the cutting room floor. Bits include Freeland’s book mania, how toxic Halloween costumes are, sad lunches, Freeland trying to open a can of she crab soup, Freeland as a thief, the market price of a...
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Episode 136 - Sloppy Power Bottom and Was He a Half-Man?
In which the guys, plus Derek Tokaz, discuss revenge against Pep Boys, when to pull your pants up in public restroom, father lectures, the age of consent Google map, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Cat Stevens, Ricky Jay, Zulu, rugby culture, death by atomic wedgie, Sherlock Holmes pun pitches,...
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Episode 135 - Meridian Titty Line and Penis Pain
In which Freeland sets about finding a personal center by photographing snow owls, Seth pitches a Chuckwagon Revival card game, and John attends another terrible wedding. The guys discuss Arrow, Anchorman 2, American Hustle, and the Wolf of Wall Street. Seth shares what traumas people have…
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Episode 134 - A Knife in the Woods and A Ferris Wheel Named Bruce
In which the guys discuss their Christmases which included tears, wine, knives, lectures, and anthropomorphic dog and cat detectives. Freeland watches a bunch of movies and John tells of an unfortunate trip to Sea World from his youth. The gang answers a few questions from Yahoo Answers and then...
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Episode 133 - Docking Fees and Timecrowave
In which Freeland returns and there is much rejoicing. The gang provides some needed business advice to Freeland who is looking to start his own company. Seth sees a baby get changed in a Fuddruckers booth. John pitches a television show about a time traveling microwave.
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Episode 132 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 10
In which John and Seth discuss the differences between a pile of bricks and a brick wall. Meanwhile, Seagal murders more people and brings down the Yakuza in a very roundabout way, like decapitation.
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Episode 131 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 9
In which John and Seth have issues that require tissues. Seagal deals with the Yakuza and a guy who had his house foreclosed on. He also giggles like the Pillsbury Dough Boy and isn’t sure what an orifice is.
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Episode 130 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 8
In which John and Seth grow big ass beards for the fun of it. Seagal deals with the very serious topic of PTSD with the subtlety of a hot dog colored man with sausages for fingers. This episode ends with the single best piece of audio that has ever been recorded; from God’s pen to your ears.
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Episode 129 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 7
In which John and Seth get a bunch of sharpie tattoos that won’t come off. Seagal battles the Aryan nation in an abandoned high school while one of his team smokes some meth. He’s also concerned about a bomb waking up a neighborhood, so you know his priorities are set correctly.
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Episode 128 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 6
In which John and Seth cuts the throat of the inmate that is True Justice. Seagal murders someone in cold blood, is a bodyguard for an Asian liberal filmmaker, and makes Batman style deductions from text messages. Oh and he also defuses a bomb without being able to see it.
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Episode 127 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 5
In which John and Seth stick their fingers in the mouth of this Seagal opus. Bad ecstasy is killing people and it’s up to Seagal and his team to find out who and why in a city with 10,000 rave clubs. Also, one of his team members has emphysema…yeah don’t ask us either.
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Episode 126 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 4
In which John and Seth venture into the world of possible copycat serial killers or just regular serial killers…it’s tough to say. Bikers are immolated and dead mother’s last books are touched. Seagal is still wearing hunting glasses at night.
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Episode 125 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 3
In which John and Seth venture into the world of Chinese black magic…or Seagal’s interpretation of it, which is laughable. A guest star rocks their world and they discover someone with a reverse Hitler mustache. Why is Seagal wearing hunting glasses at night?
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Episode 124 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 2
In which John and Seth continue on with episode two of True Justice and the thrilling conclusion of the first two parter. Thrilling is a subjective word. Also, what’s a split tail?
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Episode 123 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 1
In which John and Seth embark on an epic journey to experience all of Steven Seagal’s police procedural, True Justice. What is the bucket of sand for?!
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Episode 122 - Walrus Murder Mystery and Nobody Jerks Off on a Huffy
In which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Bob Rose, discuss Urban Adventure Quests, costume contests, racist costumes, karaoke, Curse of Chucky, Blackfish, Book of Mormon, Lawless, Don Jon, Room 237, True Justice, finding bikes sexy, poor porn on a church lawn, and why you don't try to invent…
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Episode 121 - Yet Another Chuckwagon Meat Salad
In which the guys bring a collection of unheard bits from past shows to tickle your ears. There is talk of retractions, placenta eating, making eye contact with man's best friend, prison inmate pen pals, locking your keys in your car, kids knowing you're a fat ass, John's house, The Road and the...
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Episode 120 - The Church of E.A.D and Semi Piss
In which the guys discuss being distracted from work, dog Facebook pages, fast food drive thru donations, John officiating a wedding and almost getting in a fist fight with the bride's father, port-a-potties with wood floors, GTA 5, Derek, In A World, Fringe, Longmire, Parker, lewd acts with...
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Episode 119 - A Snow Owl and Tongs and a Toilet Brush
In which the guys plus Dan Lisle discuss getting old injuries, more dog poop stories, advice that doesn't help anyone, bad Google searches, 9/11 marketing, doing standup, Luther, Robocop, Ironside Welcome to Night Vale, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Longmire, ghostbusting with a penis, the measure of...
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Episode 118 - Spread Eagle Clown and Krav Kaka
In which the guys discuss new iTunes reviews, guesting on a gaming podcast, a really bad stubbed toe, Freeland gathering more shit, John convincing someone to buy player piano ribbons and being a gift ninja, spread eagle clowns, disappointing your namesake, Freeland acting mentally handicapped to...
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Episode 117 - College Bound Dicks and Fudging That Sundae
In which the guys discuss Freeland's new bunker life, the start of new classes, defining a bad touch, new job opportunities, camping with no supplies, clean asses in the apocalypse, Game of Thrones, The Act of Killing, Maximum Overdrive, The Wizard, The Neighbors, Dredd, discomfort in asses or...
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Episode 116 - Cacophony and A Chuckwagon Promise
In which the guys finally join together in one location to discuss the exploitation of Seth's technical knowledge, Freeland's long move and watery movements, Elysium, The Butler, Batman: The Animated Series, and tackling the big question of what to do with our bodies after we die. Stay to the…
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Episode 115 - The Most Dangerous Game and Rashomon
In which the guys discuss 40 year olds wearing Harry Potter shirts, John's lost couch, sharing milkshakes, playing tag with a Chinese woman, sleeping on swords, the most dangerous game of all, It's A Disaster, Tomb Raider, Papers, Please, The Fifth Element, Freeland and Brad doing Rashomon, a new...
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Episode 114 - Clamp Play and The Gang Bang Organizer
In which the guys discuss Freeland DIYing his clamp play and dealing out life advice through comparison, Seth's first play session with his game, John's study of the habits of a coworker, Dreamscape, Veep, The Wolverine, Vietnam movies on Nyquil, words of wisdom from fathers, threatening people...
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Episode 113 - Ikea is Weird and One Man Enters, One Man Leaves
In which the guys discuss new relationships, privacy concerns, fun at Ikea, weird weddings, steak chips, Seth's card game, anecdotal parenting, John fathering lots of kids after the apocalypse, Stick, Candy Crush, Evil Apples, Foyle's War, piss teeth, future John sighting, and a 132 pound scrotum.
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Episode 112 - Bloody Ass Burka Goats and Catnoceros
In which the guys plus Steven Yenzer discuss Freeland's pygmy horse love, the darkest timeline, enjoying awkward situations, more Snapchat hijinx, Macklemore, Downton Abbey, Professor Blastoff, Whodunnit, RIPD, The History of Rome, Cabin in the Woods, Barbarella, sex with cats.
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Episode 111 - Ten Years of Mediocrity and Totally Titty
In which the guys plus Ian Corey discuss odd greeting card topics, rocking mustaches, SnapChat, a ten year anniversary at work ring, a tray of cookies, Freeland drinking too much bourbon and having a full man day, the yearly Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial, Pacific Rim, Sesame Street…
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Episode 110 - Taint Watching and Cockholm
In which the guys discuss Freeland starting yoga, visiting the American Girl doll store, riding escalators, fighting with parking attendants, Seth's LA trip, Harmontown, reflective bathroom doors, SS Reality, The Lone Ranger, Branded, New Girl, Luther, the Katy Perry movie, the correct use of…
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Episode 109 - Summer Fun Time Meat Salad Special
In which the guys head out for some summer fun and treat you to another meat salad show. Behind the scenes and deleted bits await you!
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Episode 108 - A Slightly Bigger Gauntlet and Sleepy-Horny
In which the guys discuss sizing up, bourbon retreats, floating the river, LA trips, bonding with Dads, Luther, Man of Steel, Monster's University, the Nolanization of superhero movies, Pacific Rim, mutilating genitals while on mushrooms, an eight month erection gone wrong, and 3 Sleuths.
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Episode 107 - Freeland Is Not Smooth and Hate of the Monarch
In which the guys, joined by their friend Brad, discuss Freeland dealing with medical records and being single again, Freeland's condom fitting, Seth's dog eating a condom, press screenings, Freeland trying to Jack Tripper, raising kids around dangerous toilet seats, John's hate of the monarch...
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Episode 106 - Flea Market Breakfast and Man Rand
In which the guys discuss spot the bad egg game, abrupt SWAT teams, bad bars, Amish breakfast pizza, Ann Rand, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, a bunch of dickholes, Justified, Luther, ball ironing, future Freeland's professor shenanigans, and Food Fighters fan fiction.
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Episode 105 - Elementary and Night Dicks
In which the guys discuss talking down library fines, replacing John at his job, rugby bar games, elementary, Star Trek, Bad Samaritans, United, End of Watch, mission impossible dog sex, $500 of sex toys in the trunk, and dirty limericks.
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Episode 104 - The Bat Wing and The Softest Little Butter Spoon
In which the guys discuss The Chuckwagon Revival video game, Tim Curry, Arrested Development Season 4, The Dictator, Star Trek, Freeland's Benedict Cumberbatch fantasies, Justified, bad high school creative writing, dolphin assisted births, father and son casting for a mother and daughter porn.
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Episode 103 - Freeland's Party Trick and The Toe Jam and Earl Elevator
In which the guys discuss Freeland drinking his own piss, the Ironman Race, sensory deprivation tanks, Freeland as a life coach, sexual surrogate, or private investigator, Baltimore Rock Opera Society, Iron Man 3, Metal Tornado, Airwolf, drunken key rescues, and catching your wife on camera with...
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Episode 102 - Anne Frank's Cold Birthday Cake and Jeremy Renner's P90X Routine
In which the guys discuss Korean barbecue at the ballpark, John team building during a productions of The Diary of Anne Frank, Fringe, John Dies at the End, The Inbetweeners, A Pervert's Guide to Ideology, Craigslist casual encounters, and Freeland's Jeremy Renner fantasy.
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Episode 101 - The Hairless Cat of Emotions and I Said "No Docking!"
In which the guys, joined by their friend Nick Pentz, discuss hangovers, swords, shaved balls, nerd rage, Old Crow drinking, Arrested Development, Fringe, End of the World, Ender's Game, realism in Game of Thrones, gambling at a carnival, the closing of Freeland's Connecticut coyote deterrent...
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Episode 100 - The Poop Will Leech Out Beet Juice Into the Toilet Bowl
In which the guys celebrate a milestone. Freeland is so close to finishing the semester. John has a film festival horror story. Seth looks for "partying" words for Philistine Radio. The guys read questions from listeners that range from Liberace to how Freeland would spend his final minutes. Then...
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Episode 99 - Beating Off a Table and Brolinesia
In which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Dan Lisle, discuss Austin's bag ban, stand-up comedy, The Crow, manatees at a water park, planning a film festival, blow up doll gift bags, They Live, Rock of Ages, Gangster Squad, erotica authors trying to be slick, and Bob Seger post coma love.
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Episode 98 - Gluing Your Hand to Your Face and Something That Rhymes with Runt Stunt
In which the guys discuss Freeland's sleep study and weight loss, Seth's job anxiety, John weird talk show appearance, Walking Dead, Extras, Brody Stevens: Enjoy It, Quigly Down Under, assault by masturbation, racist pedophiles, and pissed off sorority girls.
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Episode 97 - John Gets Pissed On and Masturbating in a Speeding Car
In which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Rex Anderson, discuss the success of last week's show, John watching is own face melt after being pissed on, Rex's role in the new Baltimore Rock Opera Society production, Mad Men, Vice, Oz: The Great and Powerful, G.I. Joe, jerking off in a speeding…
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Episode 96 - Side Boob and Nip Slip: The Russian Dwarf Hamsters
In which the guys, joined by Philistine Radio's Steven Yenzer, discuss Freeland's poor rodent purchase and future hallucinogenic experience, John's fun time on Ecstasy, Steven's artery clogging time with Midwestern cuisine, Star Trek, Wreck-It Ralph, Cartoon Network shows, unexplained crimes,...
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Episode 95 - Dick Lasers and Irresponsible Shit Cannon Dad
In which the guys discuss Freeland's lack of spank bank clean up, Jon Hamm's wang, unexplained show downloads, mind vaults, dick lasers, the Battleship movie, thick tea, and bio-prostetic shoulder-mounted shit rocket launchers.
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Episode 94 - Crap on the Walls and Jar-Jar Rule 34
In which the guys discuss their spring breaks which included Freeland flinging crap on a wall and trying to air out a house, Seth getting fat in San Antonio, and John getting a mold made of his head. All manner of media is discussed including celebrity diving. Also Florida Man updates and…
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Episode 93 - Chuckwagon Gone Wild Spring Break Meat Salad
In which the guys provide more editing room floor bits and madness. Including discussions on elf shoes, fuck-marry-kills, male tube tops, Masters of the Universe, prostate exams, crapping yourself, Zangief stories, Freeland packing for a trip, dick corks, using something other than water to clean...
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Episode 92 - Smooth Pussy Smith Master and What Rhymes with Pooper?
In which the guys discuss Freeland's writing and reading, John hating children and Dave and Busters, Seth's writing, a little Top Gun, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Bored to Death, Return to Oz, that new Oz movie, Freeland's poetry, Cuba Gooding Jr.'s pick up lines and why you don't send bodily...
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Episode 91 - POV Sentient Teen Pie Eating and Thing Nuts
In which the guys discuss Freeland's terrible diet, how cool Jennifer Lawrence is, the brand new fetish of character actors eating sentient, teen pies from the pies' point of view, piss fetish podcasts, piss website customer testimonials, the sadness of Looney Tunes, Fantastic Four genitals,...
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John, Freeland, and Seth deconstruct idiocy and male id grossness.
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The Chuckwagon Revival is created and hosted by John Bennett, Bryan Freeland, Seth Webber.
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