The Circle of Jerks

Parsley and Wooten pick up right where they left off.Nothing is safe.No one is off-limits.Drinks are on us!

In the 54th episode, Josh and Justin meet Jack Spade and accept their nomination as the first non-wrestling related podcast to enter the Sportzwire Radio Hall of Fame. Simultaneously, Josh became the 77th member of the Hall of Fame whilst Justin accepted his 3rd induction. Tom also became the 3rd official member of the Circle of Jerks!It's a win-win-win situation!Or watch the replay.#diddy #covid #podcasting #prowrestling #wwjd #selftrained #welcometorapture #reelstar #rem #reellife #heeling #herb #sos #sleaze #Psalm118 #NYTbestseller #S7NS #reel2reel #allwrestlingmatters #Godisgood #praiseGod #Amen #keepitreel #WWERaw #Smackdown #AEWDynamite #WWENXT #TNAiMPACT #prowrestling #INDywrestling #doublefeature #andstill #tagteam #faction #stable #sinners

As special guests at Xplosive Championship Wrestling (XCW), Justin & Josh host the first-ever live broadcast of the returning Circle of Jerks podcast. On their show, they invite on Michael Christian, who recently battled Referee Festus Davis in the ref’s last match. The offensive comedy duo go too far and are left to deal with the fallout. Tune in for the first audio broadcast of a wrestling match, maybe in decades as XCW and SFW present this very unique episode of the CoJ podcast, which is quickly approaching its 7th anniversary. Watch the first full segment here. Watch what followed here. #FeaturePresentation #reel #prowrestler #heeling #herb #ReelHeel #wwjd #sleaze #BestSeller #fyp #trailer #highlights #WWERaw #Smackdown #AEWCollision #AEWDynamite #WWENXT #TNAiMPACT #ROH #indywrestling #prowrestling #allwrestlingmatters #trailer #EntertainterOfTheYear #Psalms118 #GodisGood #tagteam

The Circle of Jerks podcast returns when Josh and Justin sit down at Josh's kitchen table to record their conversation on #316Day. Nothing is off the table when discussing politics, mandates, medical autonomy, term limits, pResident Biden, the pandemic, the 2020 election, the January 6th insurrection, Only Fans, World War III, and so much more! After a 3-year hiatus, our co-hosts with the co-most bring it back to the basics and openly discuss things they both truly care about, as respectful friends. #ye #fix2020 #truth #inflation #faith #russia #ukraine #truth #gasprices #twitter #zelenskyy #congress #wednesdaythought #StandWithUkraine

Justin branches off to take back the Circle of Jerks podcast and returns it to its roots. This time he has family on-board, and his special guest this week is his uncle, Billy. Justin & Billy air out their grievances regarding modern wrestling, the nostalgia of the old, and gain some insight on two newer fans in Justin's girlfriends of Molly and Amanda. A Mount Rushmore of Rasslin' is compiled between the four as dream matches, fantasy bookings, current happenings, and overall interests regarding the greatest form of sports entertainment ever. Tune in, leave an opinion, and see if the new podcast is something that might be of interest. And that's the bottom line!

Fellow podcasters "Get In The Car, Loser" join us to talk about Star Wars, video games, rasslin', and lots of masturbation talk. As is tradition, find them live on Twitch Sunday's and Wednesday's!

The Jerks are back inside of the Whack Shack (Studio 2.0), and we are fortunate enough to have Branden Yates on this week’s episode. Mr. Yates talks about Mr. Yates, Lil’ Wayne, and the Wonders of Waffle House all in one breath. This feature also has the best and worst Quentin Tarantino movie as decided by us, and that’s official (almost like our sponsorship from King Cobra). This is our only guest on #theCoJpodcast to have his own IMDb page. Also, we feature the first-ever Mt. Rushmore of Rasslin’ this week! Credited audio for the Tarantino interview clip.

This week’s recording allowed us two choices of running a three-man production. We were either left without the meat or potatoes of the podcast, only able to retain Cody or Joshua for this week’s episode. Hit play to find out which jerk is M.I.A. The circle was out of the studio and inside of Smokey Juan’s Tobacco Store (located at 3517 Rockville Rd. Indianapolis, IN 46222). Listen into a sober version of our comedy routine as we introduce the– WHEEL OF JERKIN’! A$AP Rocky and Kanye West get preferential treatment as we just fall in line with art imitating life. Alas, we were lucky enough to have the opportunity to sit down with each of the three owners individually to discuss a little bit more about the shop, its hours, and the way they all came together to reopen this incredible facility (located at 3517 Rockville Rd. Indianapolis, IN 46222). We talk about the Storm Area 51, Polish invasions, and the War of 1812 in this most newest of episodes. Wait, is that grammatically correct? Smokey Juan’s Tobacco Store Hours Monday-Saturday 11am-9pm Sunday 12-6pm Mention #thecojpodcast for your unique discount! You can reach Calobe, Riley, and Juan directly at [email protected]! Go follow them on Facebook or Instagram. Go RSVP your spot to Storm Area 51 & see dem aliens + clap dem alien cheeks. All hail Queen B!

This episode sees the Jerks bid farewell to "The Motley Nerd" Jake Overton. We appreciate all of his time and hard work here at the Circle, and we wish him nothing but the best in his future endeavors! This week Justin, Cody, Milo, and Jake all sit down with a couple of local comedians to discuss any and everything that comes to mind. They are joined by Ryan Shipley and Lucas Morris to discuss all things life. Lucas competes with Milo for the 'Most Mexican', discusses Twisted Sister AND Rushville more than any individual on ANY podcast ever before, and tells the Jerks why he doesn't like having sexy with women who are TOO attractive. Ryan brings the logic and tells us who his Girls Next Door would be. And not that there was one, but he has the right answer! We are telling you: it's PERFECT. Nerd talk is overwhelming as Five Minutes with Fett goes 15 followed immediately by another 15 talking about wrestling. It's briefly discussed why the two never crossed paths with nothing but logic as proof. Light sabers would absolutely be more efficient than a steel chair, for the record.

Some people suggest not judging a book by its cover, but we fully advocate the opposite. Hell, the cover is completely missing off this one, but we're still asking full price MSRP. Cody, Milo, and Justin sync their schedules to meet in the newly named Whack Shack Studios and floor the gas, but someone cut the brake lines before takeoff. If you're into shoddy comedy and missing audio due to cell phone frequency causing an audio mishap, then you've come to the right place! Detective Phrank Doctor stops by the studio this week, so there is a highlight to listening. However, we do not want to be held accountable for anything that happened before or after. We will, we just don't want to. Taylor Swift cancels but so does our backup guest, and we've now learned to plan for a backup, backup guest. That's right. We're looking at you, Kathy Griffin. Next week's guest is standup comedian Lucas Morris. On July 14th, another comedian Ryan Shipley will be joining our show as a special guest. Video of the joke told by Ryan can be found on YouTube.

The Jerks introduce the newest member of their circle in Milo Sanchez. Señor Sanchez sits through his official interview and orientation. Wooten redeems every other impression with his spot-on Farley. Wooten's search history becomes the real bread and butter of this episode as he discloses his searches ranging from "how do I find my state identification number?" to "straight lesbian seduces straight best friend". The Motley Nerd provides a little bit of insight on the recently released Godzilla. Cody B fills everyone's brows while King Cobra receives its more than fair share of shout outs. Michael Caine and Sly Stallone cannot be excluded from yet another episode, and Cody B pulls off his quintet fantasy. Speaking of singing, Wooten shapes the group into a band and tries to market as such before shortly splitting up within this very same episode. We advance further in OVER/under with 3 NEW guesses! Find out the answer to the oft-pondered question of "What Would You Rather Be? A Flat Rate or Hourly Prostitute?" This is real life.

sOmewhere along the way we screwed up, and now we're all aware as to why we do not hold any degrees or certificates pertaining to mathematics. this is episode forty four, and richard simmons is still as lost as he has Been for the pAst five years. but our backup guests caMe through (well, most of them Anyway). dj eazy kutz and his mama crystal king sit dOwn with the jerks to discuss a few select topics that mostly pertain to drinking By the end of the episode. be sure to keep A shot count, if you're playing at hoMe! this is our most culturAlly diverse pOdcast to date, and the jerks are not BAshful. we play a round of "stupid rich", plus "iMpressions" mAkes its lOng awaited return, and we host another rendition of "oprah's fuck, marry, kill". the top two takeaways from this podcast are as follows: Bob ross is only prominent in white AMericA, and "everybody should fuck bob ross". DJ Eazy's SoundCloud DJ Eazy's Insta special thanks: "Death Boogie" | Cairo Jag

Cody, Jake, and Justin invite Pauly Shore into the studio for this week's episode. SPOILER ALERT: Mr. Shore will not return our letters, emails, or phone calls. Instead, we spend another Wootenless episode conversing about the best Batman to date, the Kentucky Derby versus the Indy 500, and a few different "Would You Rather?" scenarios. SPOILER ALERT: Wooten makes an appearance via phone call at the end of our episode.

Cody, Jake, and Justin sit down with two thirds of Cairo Jag to discuss classic rock bands such as Nickelback and Creed after a few rounds of shots and a couple of beers. WHAT? Kidding! We almost went Whatless after last week's show! Andy Dick can't be present, but his presence is felt as these five dudes reminisce on what growing up as a 90's child was truly like. Featured in this episode are: The Wonders of the Waffle House Stupid Rich The Girls Next Door You won't want to miss us covering free tampons, servants versus slavery, and those all too familiar scrunchies that women are somehow still wearing today. You can hear more from Cairo Jag by clicking any of the following URLs: their band's page their schedule their YouTube Spotify Apple Music on Facebook and on Instagram

Cody, Jake, Josh, and Justin sit down with Milo Sanchez (filling in for Stone Cold Steve Austin). Tune in for our guest enduring the worst and best segments we thought of with the least amount of effort possible. Because fuck you, that's why!

We fire up the voice recorder app for the newest edition of the CoJ podcast! This week William Boswell visits the studio and sits down to talk about the happenings with his bands and life in general. We talk a great deal about the Game of Thrones and the WWE. This episode sees the debut of the newest segment entitled "5 Minutes with Fett". Check out the 3 songs provided to us by William within the confines of the episode. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe!

The Motley Nerd makes his debut onto the CoJ podcast right when this podcast goes over the hill. That's right. We're the Big 4-0. And happy freakin' birthday! We discuss WWE WrestleMania 35, Star Wars, and plenty more just as promised. A smooth sailing episode aboard this sinking ship known as the Circle of Jerks!

This episode we have no ragrets. Well, aside from the one regret that saw us lose the first portion of this podcast. And it was fire!!! But here are the embers that were left from the flames. If Wooten doesn't offend you at least once, we'll delete this podcast.

Wooten, Smiley, and Parsley all drive to Bringle's house ready with the same mission. However, Wooten quickly gets a glamour makeover with little to no resistance, and a new man is born. Or is she? We have some station identifications and commercials added from this point forth, and we hope we have a better idea of what we're doing next time.

So, basically there was a technical problem in the guys' group chat and the original episode we'd planned on recording fell through. But never to fear... The Crepe Crusader and Wooten were near. Joshua needed blinds, Justin made the time. Together our heroes walked heroically through this super-heroic podcast to bring you the villains we all love to hate. This episode sounds the way your girlfriend's vagina tastes.

Josh, Justin, & Cody are forced to take matters into their own hands in this week's episode after their scheduled waxer vanishes. But for better or worse, the show must go on. So, after a quick trip to Walmart and purchase 3 different types of waxing products, the guys get the show underway. Upon drawing numbers, Cody is stuck with the most ideal scenarios in having to wax his toes, chin, and nipple. Wooten is up next with hair removed from his upper lip, shin, nose, and the lower side of his chin/neck area to end the show with a bang. Justin draws last but clearly gets the worst of the waxing: his eyebrows, both armpits, and his lower back. Find out of the pre-waxed strips or microwaved wax bodes best in this self-care scenario. Also, call us for any and all emergency waxing needs.

Dr. B backs out of this week's adventure a few hours before going on air. He didn't let us bring Kimber Lovecraft with us either. This episode sort of has a Pulp Fiction feel to it; it doesn't exactly start at the beginning of the night. No, no, no. Wooten ingeniously deletes about 30 minutes of solid audio and what we're left with is this shaky ass episode LOL! Join Justin, Joshua, Molly, and Sienna on their drive back from The Dent Schoolhouse in Cincinnati, OH. SnapChat memory lessons learned, Wooten's clown phobia exploited, a 6-year-old's rating of the #3 haunt in America, and Molly's silence are all showcased in this week's episode. The last 30 minutes are nothing but the sounds of terror as we walk through the infamous schoolhouse haunt in the newest episode of the CoJ podcast. Some people shine, some people don't. Just like some people hit the record button and save, some people don't. Fuck off, Jerk Offs.

On the inaugural episode of welcoming the newest addition to the Circle of Jerks podcast (Cody Bringle) Joshua and Justin invite a local startup brewer onto the air. The guys sit back, relax, and enjoy some homemade delicious beer while shooting the shit. Pretty Nice Guys Brewing Co. is a local business just getting its start, and their beer is stellar, guys. One of its founders, Ryan Harris, talks about how the idea came to be, the focal point of the marketing of the beer being built around a dog, and where it's all heading in the future. Join us on another uninteresting episode of the podcast and be sure to keep an eye out for this hand crafted beer that's taking it back to the basics. You won't regret it when you get the chance. So, pop a top, throw in your earbuds, and be prepared to be captivated by the soothing sounds of these 4 masculine men keeping it basic on this week's episode. https://www.instagram.com/prettyniceguys/ https://www.facebook.com/PNGBC/

Cody Bringle lets us inside of his studio to record the 32nd episode of the CoJ podcast, and we are honored. Josh and Justin leave with Kimber Lovecraft by the end. This was prerecorded during a Facebook live broadcast where Cody walks us through a quick makeup tutorial as he paints his face over his thickish mustache. They discuss old times of growing up together, where they're at now in life, and the different business ventures they're all currently working on. The endgame is clearly fame, it makes a man take things over. But glam will make the woman take things over. They all make a pact to record a followup episode and tell Bringle that he can paint their faces but only if they can don the looks in public. This episode feels like comedy gold. Josh leaves the studio questioning his own sexuality. I think?

Joshua starts off by self-titling this episode "The Wooten Episode". Being that it's the month of October, we decided to sport some pink in support of Breast Cancer Awareness for this week's edition. Josh and Justin acknowledge the lack of presence of their normal cohosts, Jeff and Molly. Molly seems to be down with a bug but slowly recovering. Joshua calls out Justin on the fact that he is forever the black sheep of the Parsley family. Joshua takes us through a tour of his department inside the Honda plant. The guys spread some awareness in regards to Eric Berry's cancer and the seriousness of epilepsy. By the end of the show, they reach out to Kendra Conover for her best Halloween story, but they can't get an answer, so they decide to leave a voicemail in hopes of receiving some unique services. What 3 things can you buy to make a cashier at Walmart uncomfortable? SPOILER ALERT– Justin - shovel, construction trash bags, & bleach Joshua - anal lube, a leash, & gerbil food

The podcast starts off with Wooten mumbling about the weather before taking us through a verbal tour of his apartment. Molly sits in again and finally vocally contributes to the podcast. We're still not sure if she knows that Star Wars doesn't qualify as sci-fi/horror. Joshua and Justin talk about various local haunts they've traveled to before laying it all on the line in a list that is 31 movies long to suffice every listener's viewing pleasure over the next month in preparation of the Halloween season. From David Lynch to Rob Zombie to Stephen King, there's a little bit of everything included in this one. The list was compiled by Jeff, Josh, and Justin. We hope you'll tune in to see what movies rank from 31 all the way to the top in this very special, unique edition of the CoJ podcast. Also, there is a cameo by Justin's grumbling stomach mere hours before the meat shits takeover where the meat sweats left off.

Justin and Joshua roll home from a shopping trip on the west side and record their conversation the entire time. This comes shortly after Josh’s wardrobe malfunction inside of a changing booth at a resale store. After Josh mixes up the $10 and $20 bills, Justin incorrectly guesses Eisenhower’s presence on the dime, so the guys research who’s who on the money in a segment titled “Big Bad Ass Baller Money Presidents”. Joshua then learns what hip-hop is for clarification along the way. Josh tells everyone that if he hits the lottery, he’ll spend the money on paying off his debt followed by cocaine and hookers. Justin refrains from talking about Tourette’s on the air before stating the rules for dating or sleeping with exes (3 years or 1000 showers btw). Josh accompanies Justin on his journey to pick up his kids from his gold digging ex as they join the two men in signing off.

The guys start off the show by cleaning up a spill in the backseat. Shortly after, Wooten makes up a new definition for the word “punctuality” after reading Cher’s messages to both himself and Justin. Josh’s vehicles get some love for their lack of love, but he reminisces about the most action his cars have seen in recent years NOT involving him (minus the eye contact). The show then takes a quick trip through Fairland before touching on Josh’s baby burns and mommy issues. A couple of terrible Mrs. Doubtfire impressions are picked up along the way too. Josh comes out with his new self-proclaimed nickname of “Little D”, but you’ll have to listen to find out both reasons why no matter how obvious they seem. They vow to never choke a girl during a one-night stand, so they’re never victims of circumstance. This will be the soundtrack of Justin’s funeral, and the reasons why are contained within. The rest of the trip is spent trying to get Wooten to admit to a unique kink he comes equipped with, but the fact of the matter is that his sex is plain and vanilla with easy to follow instructions. After the guys and Molly enjoy a few drinks at the local spot of Whiskey Business, they turn on the microphone one last time for the trip home in case there is any accidental magic.

Two sleaze bags hanging outside of a Starbucks being basic and offensive. This one seems tame compared to its title. It's where fans of the old can fall in line with fans of the new. And it's the shortest episode to date, if we're not mistaken. If so, please abort the previous sentence.

Morgan Edwards drops by via audio and gives us a little more insight into the young woman she is. She struggles to tell the voices apart as Josh tries to get her address. A few Topix discussions occur, but the icing on the cake is Jeff's rant about his woman problems in Sunny and Cher. Amanda, we're talking about you.

The best looking episode of our podcast despite Josh still being in the room. The Topix portion of the show impresses, and this innovative episode looks to follow suit. Jennifer Paxton joins Josh, Justin, & Molly downstairs for an impromptu interview and the specifics regarding her dating auction. Jeff starts the bid out at $5 before asking for some change back as we branch out and try an entirely new concept. We didn't realize our acronym was off until we were on (the air, probably). Tune in, listen to our soothing voices, and relax as we jerk you– wait, jerk off and then fall asleep. No, damnit... Just listen to this episode.

Sam Brown volunteers her time and energy to the show as the 24th episode's guest star. Molly Smiley joins us in the lab as we formulate another classic episode. The best the circle has to offer thus far, and Wooten is left feeling shameless as he embarks on his journey of finding out any and every bit of information he can. Justin encourages it while Jeff eats Peanut M&M's the entire episode while trying to remember that we're actually in the middle of an episode. This and more. Cum and give us a listen.

Jeff, Josh, and Justin are blessed with the chance to interview the operations manager for the (FIRST AND ONLY) First Church of Cannabis, Granny J.Granny J enlightens us in the practices, beliefs, and purposes of the church. We touch on the misconceptions formed from outside members of the church and do our best to inform the general public about their beliefs and practices.Tune in, zone out, and chill with the vibes of the soothing sounds of this podcast. It's far out.P.S. Spread some love today, fam.

Join us on the first episode of its kind.Jeff, Josh, and Justin surf the web trying to find the best Topix to cover until their original guest becomes their fallback plan as well.Listen as Wooten wins his first argument with a female moments before his nervous pen clicking is the most audible noise in the room. Find out more about Sable (no, this one has NOTHING to do with wrestling).The guys announce their guest next episode (Granny J from the Church of Cannabis), and Benji Kauffman calls in to admit his being calm with himself as well as extending an invitation to j(U)st(I)n and (W)ooten to grace a local backyard with their presence.This and more just in time for your morning shit. Oh, yeah, Jennifer Paxton enters the audio studio in video form.

Justin & Jeff sit down to say goodbye to the old podcast and welcome in the new.

This was a podcast built around nothingness.Not only do we provide you with exactly that, neither one of us are sure why this one is being released.Except that soothing, sexy sounds of voices we bring to the table, this episode is made literally of nothing.Enjoy. But you probably won't.

This is one of the most absurd podcasts from beginning to end. Listen for Wooten's solo session because you can never truly predict what he'll say. Find out who ranks #1 within the class of '06.This podcast still has zero to do with AOL Instant Messenger (AIM). Nor does this podcast pertain to magicalme420. Except in the fact that he is a co-host.

Jeff tells us about the closing chapter in his long-running love story involving Sunny and Cher.PSA: Suicide is no joke LOL

Justin and Josh sit down an reunite after a small, life-gathering break (2 month hiatus).They discuss the new Star Wars film, life's obstacles, their kids & the attached Christmas that goes with them.Josh hates Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and believes all lives matter.Justin gets drunk, stands up and forgets what he was doing, and Josh calls him out on his shit.

In a laid back version of the podcast, the guys go on a miniature golf outing that ends with a wager of a nice dinner.

From the Indiana State Fair, we go on an adventure and ask some random and far-fetched questions to unsuspecting participants.

Nothing is off limits as Tim Alford stops by with his bag of toys and treats and brings a crowd alongside him.Special guests Drew Parsley and Robert Edwards swing by the recording session to drink beer and speak their minds as well.Tim tries to measure up to Robert while taking whips and chains to Drew in this most recent episode.You don't want to miss this.

Josh's (hetero?) partner, 20-21 year old Ben joins us this week. Straight out of Zionsville, he talks about life on the road as an EMT. Tom Brady's dick or Tom Brady being a dick is brought up.By the end of the conversation, there is a call-in by former guest Jeff Vinson followed by Jerod Siewers from last week.Chuck Liddell is crowned the greatest UFC fighter of all-time within the show, and Gisele's net worth is put to the test against that of her husband.All the while, Josh swallows butter sandwiches whole throughout. Don't let your rectal trumpet become dislodged while you tune in…

Josh and Justin waste an hour of your time cutting up and reminiscing about Josh's college days before a special call-in by his good friend Jerod Siewers.The fun comes to an end as Jerod and Justin "Fuck Boy Haircut" Parsley take turns swapping hairstyling tips, joshing Josh, and discussing fine bourbons.

In a rare version of the podcast, Justin (through a scratchy throat and more than a desirable amount of coughing) releases 4 chapters from a novel he's been working on.It doesn't always sound the clearest because it's still awaiting a ton of editing. Enjoy it, regardless.

Josh and Justin recap the success of last week's episode and call Kameron Rupert out for no-call, no-showing as this week's guest.

Do you make eye contact during a blow job?Why do superheroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?Do you shave your legs before going to the gynecologist?Find out these answers and more from various inhabitants living in and around Shelbyville as Joshua and Justin venture through the local county fairgrounds trying to put people on the spot!

Justin and Josh sit down and try to turn it up a notch compared to past episodes.When holding nothing back, they dive into sex on Starbuck's rooftop versus the option of doing so atop of a Golden Corral.Relive Josh's EMT riding partner smoking a basketball goal in their ambulance adventures. Fat people are touched on for a bit before Josh defends his friends in the LGBT community.

DJ Jeff Vinson returns for a second podcast to discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of his current relationship status.

In this special Father's Day edition of the podcast, Justin sits down in a one-on-one session with his daughter, Sienna, and tries to pry at the mind of a 5 year old.It's interesting to note how many independent thoughts and ideas kids have at such a young age. Sienna answers questions about her favorite movies, songs, hobbies, and even sings her own rendition of the Circle of Jerks theme.It'd be a crime to not tune into something so incredibly adorable.