CoJ 28 I Think “Slow Children At Play” Is A Mean Sign

The guys start off the show by cleaning up a spill in the backseat. Shortly after, Wooten makes up a new definition for the word “punctuality” after reading Cher’s messages to both himself and Justin. Josh’s vehicles get some love for their lack of love, but he reminisces about the most action his cars have seen in recent years NOT involving him (minus the eye contact). The show then takes a quick trip through Fairland before touching on Josh’s baby burns and mommy issues. A couple of terrible Mrs. Doubtfire impressions are picked up along the way too. Josh comes out with his new self-proclaimed nickname of “Little D”, but you’ll have to listen to find out both reasons why no matter how obvious they seem. They vow to never choke a girl during a one-night stand, so they’re never victims of circumstance. This will be the soundtrack of Justin’s funeral, and the reasons why are contained within. The rest of the trip is spent trying to get Wooten to admit to a unique kink he comes equipped with, but the fact of the matter is that his sex is plain and vanilla with easy to follow instructions. After the guys and Molly enjoy a few drinks at the local spot of Whiskey Business, they turn on the microphone one last time for the trip home in case there is any accidental magic.