The Clemente Rivera Podcast

Episodes

1. 2

   Weekend Debauchery in Brooklyn, New York. ♡ (ep.18)

   hi children. I spent this past weekend in Brooklyn NY doing some awesome videography work for some DJ friends of mine and I talk about that. I talk about one a kinky tinder date I had in NY. I talk about how I'm gonna quit my job. I also talk about being a Mexican who is sexy cause not all of us...

   Mar 31, 2024

   29m
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   Spirit Airlines is Killing My F@*king Spirit (ep. 17)

   hi guys, Dr. baby phat here. In this episode I talk about my missed flights due to my negligence, gay girls twerking on me, I smoked an entire cigar in 20 minutes and spent the next hour in the bathtub throwing up, the 1975 concert in charlotte NC, & my completely side-lined opinion on the...

   Nov 1, 2023

   41m
3. I'm Obsessed with 9/11 & Scary Movies Are For Psychopaths - ep. 16

   hi my sugar-puffs. when i was 16 i created a gofund-me that epically failed and i received 0 dollars. In the episode I lash out by talking about how much a failed gofund-me makes me laugh, I talk about my borderline insane obsession with 9/11, and I also talk about how any suffering i go through…

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   Oct 8, 2023

   21m
4. San Antonio Shenanigans, My Wife Is In Texas, & I Read Pages From My Journal. 15.

   Hi my little teapots, short and stout. In this episode I recap my recent visit to Texas for my friends first DJ performance, I talk about how much I loved Texas, I talk about my deepest fears, and I read some of my writings from my "journal". Thank you for listening. Truly. IG: lovecleme...

   Jul 12, 2023

   28m
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   14. My Friend likes Dog p*rn & Apparently I Have Sexy Toes…

   hi my sugar babies. In this episode I talk about how I neglect nice things, how I have a friend who watches dog p*rn, and I talk about my African coworkers who make me feel all tingly inside. I talk about my lack of a d*&k print in my pants, and how people need help to be themselves. twitter -...

   Jun 16, 2023

   25m
6. Your Parents Are Terrorists & You're Their Hostage - (CRP#13)

   hi my loves. I dedicate this entire episode to a singular monologue. In this particular one I talk about the overly-cliched idea that good art comes from being broken, I go into depth on just how abusive parents can be, and lastly I discuss how I want to treat my future children so they don't go...

   Jun 6, 2023

   27m
7. My Balls Fell Out My Underwear, Weird Warlock B*&$@s, & I'm Basically Lizzie McGuire. - (CRP#12)

   This episode was recorded naked so please bear that in mind. In this episode I talk about my shameless accidental indecent exposure in the gym, I talk about non crazy "weird warlock witch B*&%@s", I talk about the worse things I've said to people, and how I've apologized for them. Follow my IG…

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   May 7, 2023

   28m
8. If I Had A White Dad, It Would Explain Absolutely Nothing. - (CRP#11)

   What's up my biological children. In this impromptu podcast I talk about about a jacked chad in my gym talking about how many girls he fu*@s, and how I found that silly...I mention a story of my dad convincing me I had a white Dad. Lastly, I explore the idea that the people around you aren't…

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   May 3, 2023

   23m
9. Hokey Pokey, Rolly Polly, Artichoke... - (CRP#10)

   What the fuck is up my wonderful listeners. I am officially back from my hiatus, my sabbatical! I understand the confusion that all FIVE of you had about my whereabouts but do not fear, I'm back in full gear. In this episode I talk about my love for foreign people, how they understand me so well.…

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   Apr 28, 2023

   27m
10. The Beginning of Cleme's Joker Story. - (CRP#9)

    In this episode I get rather serious. Talk about my struggle with being myself, I talk about how hard it is to be yourself, and how being yourself is a easy road to get hated by people who can't be themselves. IG - loveclementejr Twitter - @riveracleme

    Dec 26, 2022

    31m
11. A Conversation with my Mom, Lovebug. - (CRP#8)

    In this episode I report live to you from my Mothers sex dungeon in the middle of the forest. All jokes aside though. I talk with my mom Angela (also known as lovebug) for a Christmas eve podcast. We talk about her shrine of Donald Trump in her house, our use of drugs, our travels as a family...

    Dec 26, 2022

    46m
12. Baby Blanket Baluba! - (CRP#7)

    In this episode I got a little serious and reflect on the things I'm going through as a twenty-something animal. I talk about the drama within my family and how it affects me, my obsession with my baby blanket, and how I seriously never understood what "Indigenous" means. Thank you all for...

    Nov 22, 2022

    24m
13. "Having your life together makes you boring" (CRP clip)

    Having your life together makes you boring. Amiright?

    Nov 8, 2022

    0m
14. Porta-Potty Politics - (CRP#6)

    Hey Pretty lil' thangs. IT's SOUTHERN LOVE BACK at u wit a new podcast. A lot has been going on in my personal life but I'm still at it with these podcasts. In this episode I talk about my experience with this one absolutely deranged chick from my gym, I discuss an incident that happened to me at…

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    Nov 8, 2022

    28m
15. Nick Knack Your Patty Whack - (CRP#5)

    Hello my part time lovers. It's beena while but in this episode I thought It would be fun to get high as fuck and then record. I talk about nick knacking peoples patty whack, I give my advice on how I'm done taking peoples advice, and I go into an almost distasteful rant about the worst thing I...

    Oct 9, 2022

    26m
16. Golden Corral is Hell on Earth - (CRP#4)

    In this podcast I go into depth about my nature when I smoke weed, I talk about the absolute monstrosity of an establishment that is Golden Corral that we all love and hate, and I go on a boastful spiteful entitled rant about how your degree from you bullshit college doesn't mean anything if you…

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    Sep 19, 2022

    27m
17. Turtle necks, noose marks, and jerking off in the forest - (CRP#3)

    In this episode I talk about my frustrations with fakeness, people not saying how they feel, and borderline racist jokes that I could get cancelled for but can't cause I have a black nephew and my last girlfriend was Asian. I also mention the time I jerked off in a forest when I was 13. If I ever...

    Sep 12, 2022

    24m
18. Cleme's plan to have ten baby mommas - (CRP#2)

    I plan to travel to the Philippines and find 10 wives to let me impregnate them. We will all live on a compound and we WILL be happy. Wish me luck! I will get this podcast to be a video podcast soon just in due time. Talk to me on Instagram and twitter Twitter - @riveracleme IG - @lovecleme

    Sep 8, 2022

    30m
19. I am your only guy friend. - (CRP#1)

    This is episode 10 of episode 1 of my podcast where I ramble into the void to try to fill it. My name is Clemente Rivera, I am 22 years old, and I am an aspiring podcaster and aspiring for a bunch of other shit but one thing at a time. I love u all. Twitter @riveracleme Instagram @lovecleme

    Sep 3, 2022

    28m