The Colm & Lucy Podcast

"I went on my honeymoon and ended up with a cockroach on my face"!

"I wouldn't let my husband pick out my clothes.. he can barely dress himself"!

"Keith Duffy once slept for 23 hours"!

"why won't your husband get rid of his gone-off fish"?!

Have you ever had an altercation with an exotic animal?!

"Why did you smuggle an apple pie into the cinema"?!

"I walked into a shop one day wearing a bra over my T-Shirt"!

"They put me in a tutu for my nativity play"!

"I had a fight at my nativity play when she robbed baby Jesus"!

"He went into a sweat when i fed him a piece of lettuce"!

"How can i be his wife and lover if he calls me mammy"!

"You can't bring a whale to a wedding and get it drunk"!

"My Mother Promised She'd Buy Us A Chimp"!

"Are you a fruit and veg sniffer"?!

"My daughter pulled my trousers down, at the checkout in Supervalu"!

"They used a goat to get customers out of the pub"!

"My Granny Was The First Person To Own A TV In Her VIllage"!

"How do you undress a Chicken, Colm"?

"I had a summer job when i was a kid, picking caterpillars"!

"Weren't you in an advert for Cabbage Patch Dolls?!"

"All the impressions you do, sound like Mrs. Doubtfire"!

"I Packed A Rubber Duck Into My Hospital Maternity Bag"!

"Lucy, do you have a warming drawer under your oven?!"

"Why does your husband brush his teeth in the shower"?

"I'm too embarrassed to go back to my dry cleaners"!

"How do you play charades on the radio"?!

"Your wife was engaged HOW MANY TIMES"?

Keith Duffy reveals HUGE gossip about Brian McFadden's upcoming wedding!

"What The Hell Is Smelly Paper"?!

"Why did you have to open an umbrella in your Da's old car"?!

"My husband was late for our wedding ceremony... because he was watching Star Wars"!

"Why did you give a dying goldfish mouth to mouth "?!

"Why does your bra smell of chicken wings"?!

"How did you end up with a Ferret in your trousers"?!

"Why won't you give the Amazon driver a hug"?!

"Why did you bring a George Forman Grill to your hotel room"?!

"Have you heard about the self-service checkout Banana Hack"?"

"Why did you climb out of a bathroom window on your date?!"

"You were dancing to Michael Buble while you were in the womb"?!

"I just love watching people wash windows.. It does something to me"!!!

How did you end up standing on a mouse trap?!

Mr. Bean was an Alien... who knew?

"Your dog stole what"?

"I know a German Crow that holds a grudge against me"!

"I found a snake in my Christmas tree... In Finglas"!

"The man is an animal when it comes to eating food"!!! Nobby stepped in for Colm on this weeks show

"Did you ever get injured by a toy Action Man"?!

"My friend won the lotto..... And guess what she gave me"?!

"Can you eat a starfish and then wait for him to grow his leg back"?!

"Did you ever hear of a fizzy drink called Football Special"?