The Connor Larsen Show

I love mowing the lawn but I also think the lawn is completely insane so i did some research and its actually way crazier. The lawn we know started as a rich-guy flex then became a great place for bio warfare chemicals to have second acts plus allow HOA's to fine or jail people for growing vegetables. Craziness, i had fun researching this though. Thanks for watching! Here's where to find more of Connor: 🎤 Website — ComedianConnorLarsen.com 📸 Instagram — instagram.com/connorlarsencomedy 🎵 TikTok — tiktok.com/@connorlarsencomedy 📺 Watch "Dusty and Connor React" with Dusty Slay — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepninhUOd8

I tried to dig out all the big old shrubs and stumps in my backyard, got poison ivy, and spent two full days using the wrong shovel before a friend handed me a pick and changed my life. Which got me thinking: I can't be the first guy to stand in a hole and go, "there has to be a better way to do this."This week i deep dived moving dirt, we go down the rabbit hole on the history of digging — the giant canals that countries threw millions of lives at, the ancient engineers who somehow moved water across hundreds of miles at exactly the right slope, and the crazy ways people used to do it. Check it out.🎙️ New episodes every Tuesday. 👍 Subscribe so you don't miss the next one — next week I'm talking myself into tearing out my entire lawn.🎤 LIVE: I'm in Austin opening for Dusty Slay at the Comedy Mothership, June 19–21. Come out. 🌐 comedianconnorlarsen.com 📱 @connorlarsencomedy on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook ▶️ @ConnorLarsenComedy on YouTube#ComedyPodcast #TheConnorLarsenShow #StandUpComedy #History #PanamaCanal #Excavator #DeepDive

I taped my special this week and didnt have time for a proper deep dive but i got some good ones coming up! Instead of a deep dive im doing more yapping about comedy and how crazy but also great it is.A lot of fun stuff in this one, casino gigs on thanksgiving, german tourist audiences, david copperfield's crazy theatre. i hope you like it, i'll see yall next week!🎟️ Catch me live: I'll be at the Comedy Mothership in Austin with Dusty Slay, June 19–21. A few tickets left — come say hi.—🌐 Website: https://comedianconnorlarsen.com 📸 Instagram: @connorlarsencomedy 🎵 TikTok: @connorlarsencomedy 📘 Facebook: /ConnorLarsenComedy ▶️ Watch Dusty and Connor React on YouTubeNew episodes every Tuesday. Thanks for listening — see you next week.

When i started comedy i lived on a 16-foot sailboat in Toronto with a pee bucket and a spider problem, trying to figure out how to do stand-up. This month is very hectic so no deep dive this wee — just fun stories from my 10 years doing comedy. I'll be back with a deep dive next week. Thanks for listening.00:00 Why this week is different 01:17 Comedy is like going to prison 04:58 Moving to Toronto to live on a sailboat 08:11 The first bomb at The Ossington 13:30 Moving to Nashville (and getting shot at) 17:00 The open mic hosted by a mayoral candidate 20:39 "Help me" — the all-time greatest bomb 23:11 First road gig: Jackson, Tennessee 28:32 First road gigs with Dusty Slay 32:01 Peoria: bombing while the strip club caught fire 42:35 The leather-suit guy who came to the wrong show 44:22 Opening for Rodney Carrington with Toby Keith 46:52 The Toby Keith line I should have said Thanks for listening! Here's where to find more of Connor: 🎟️ Live taping at The Lab at Zanies in Nashville 5/21/26 🎤 ComedianConnorLarsen.com 📸 instagram.com/connorlarsencomedy 🎵 tiktok.com/@connorlarsencomedy 📺 "Dusty and Connor React" with Dusty Slay — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepninhUOd8

HERE IS THE CORRECT EPISODE 6 AUDIO LINK. I accidentally uploaded episode 5. Thank you Nick for noticing and sending me a DM. thanks everybody for listeningConnor's favorite website on the internet is Craigslist — it's ugly, it's been the same since 1996, and it's run by a 42-year-old dork named Craig who turned down billions to keep it that way. This week, Connor digs into why every other app you use got worse, why Craigslist didn't, and why the guy who could've been twelve times richer just stayed in customer service instead. A love letter to the last website on the internet that didn't sell you out. Thanks for watching! Here's where to find more of Connor: 🎟️ Come see my live taping at The Lab at Zanies in Nashville 5/21/26 🎤 Website for live dates — ComedianConnorLarsen.com 📸 Instagram — instagram.com/connorlarsencomedy 🎵 TikTok — tiktok.com/@connorlarsencomedy 📺 Watch "Dusty and Connor React" with Dusty Slay — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepninhUOd8  

Bees good, wasps bad — that was genuinely all Connor knew going in. What he found was that every civilization in history, independently and without talking to each other has been obsessed with these little creatures. The Egyptians. The Romans. The Celts. The Mormons. Napoleon. DARPA. All of them are obsessed with bees and the fact that we aren't might be part of a larger problem. Thanks for watching! Here's where to find more of Connor: 🎟️ Come see my live taping at The Lab at Zanies in Nashville 5/21/26 🎤 Website for live dates — ComedianConnorLarsen.com 📸 Instagram — instagram.com/connorlarsencomedy 🎵 TikTok — tiktok.com/@connorlarsencomedy 📺 Watch "Dusty and Connor React" with Dusty Slay — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepninhUOd8 

This week Connor digs into the invasive plants, especially the ones in Tennessee — and how almost every one of them got here because some guy went "this'll be great" and the government paid for it.In this episode: - Why kudzu is the Kardashian of invasive species (famous, but not actually the worst) - The tree in Connor's backyard the USDA officially describes as smelling like rotting fish, dumpster, and worse Chinese privet — the $4-million-a-year problem Home Depot still sells you - The Bradford pear: a "sterile" suburban tree whose wild offspring now grows four-inch thorns that puncture tractor tires The Jurassic Park arc every invasive plant seems to follow Plus: what the 2008 housing crisis, the death of rock bands, and a shade tree in your aunt's subdivision have in common. — Thanks for watching! Here's where to find more of Connor: I'll be opening for my buddy Dusty Slay May 1st at the Majestic Theatre in Dallas and May 2nd in Houston at the Cullen Performance Hall🎟️ Come see my live taping at The Lab at Zanies in Nashville 5/21/26 🎤 Website for live dates — ComedianConnorLarsen.com 📸 Instagram — instagram.com/connorlarsencomedy 🎵 TikTok — tiktok.com/@connorlarsencomedy 📺 Watch "Dusty and Connor React" with Dusty Slay — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepninhUOd8

I charred a garden bed i built for my wife with a Japanese technique called yakisugi. This episode i got very into old preservation techniques and learned cool stuff about ancient Tokyo's firesfighters, an 800 year old korean book, Venice's wooden foundations, and 1,400-year-old earthquake-proof temples. Old people figured out a lot of stuff. Thanks for watching! Here's where to find more of Connor: 🎟️ Come see my live taping at The Lab at Zanies in Nashville 5/21/26 🎤 Website for live dates — ComedianConnorLarsen.com 📸 Instagram — instagram.com/connorlarsencomedy 🎵 TikTok — tiktok.com/@connorlarsencomedy 📺 Watch "Dusty and Connor React" with Dusty Slay — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepninhUOd8

In 1992, Neal Stephenson wrote a novel about a broke pizza delivery guy living in a storage unit inside a world run by corporations — and Silicon valley was like awesome lets do that. This episode is about the book Snow Crash and how it predicted the metaverse, corporations becoming bigger than nations, meme warfare, and the gig economy. plus a insane but real corporate city in Honduras. Incredible book that predicted so many thingsThanks for watching! Here's where to find more of Connor:🎟️ Come see my live taping at The Lab at Zanies in Nashville 5/21/26🎤 Website for live dates — ComedianConnorLarsen.com📸 Instagram — instagram.com/connorlarsencomedy🎵 TikTok — tiktok.com/@connorlarsencomedy📺 Watch "Dusty and Connor React" with Dusty Slay — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepninhUOd8

I got treepilled when i turned 30, hear me talk about how and all the things im trying to grow this year plus why TN rules for gardening.Thanks for watching! Here's where to find more of Connor:🎤 Website for live dates — ComedianConnorLarsen.com 📸 Instagram — instagram.com/connorlarsencomedy 🎵 TikTok — tiktok.com/@connorlarsencomedy 📺 Watch "Dusty and Connor React" with Dusty Slay — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepninhUOd8