The Corona Virus Survival Guide
by The Toilet Paper Hoarders
A podcast dedicated to answering the biggest questions in life, including but not limited to surviving your first swig of Corona Extra. In slightly less relevant news, we discuss major forms of media and art, as well as anime. Yes, you read that right. Anime is not art.
Episodes
-
Episode 15 - The Super Mario Survival Guide
We started this podcast as a loving joke about creating a guide too surviving a pandemic. Now, there is a real pandemic...and his name is Mario. We watched the new Super Mario movie. It elicited a reaction from us. Was it a good one? Wouldn't you like to know.Luckily, you can have one right now…
more -
Episode 14 - The Bullet Train Reaction
First, we watched Train to Busan. Now, we've watched Train to Bullet. There's a more clever joke buried in there somewhere, but we don't get paid enough to find it. Bullet Train is a movie about Brad Pitt having a very bad day, and it is very enjoyable to watch. ALL ABOARD, DIESEL?
-
Episode 13 - The Dark Tower Survival Guide
Gunslingers. They sling guns. And there's a gunslinging gunslinger in the book series we've begun reviewing. That's right: we know how to read, and we don't even need pictures to help us. Gaze upon our mighty brains in awe! There are rumors that Pedro Pascal will star in a TV series based on the...
-
Episode 12 - The Wednesday Survival Guide
Luke wanted to talk about Wednesday. Unfortunately, he wanted to talk about Wednesday the same week that a Scott Pilgrim anime was announced. What happens to a discussion topic when Scott Pilgrim news drops? Prepare to die obviously. Henry would love to postpone, but he just cashed his last...
-
Episode 11 - The JOJOLands Chapter 2 Survival Guide
The JOJOLands. Its a manga. From Japan. We read more of it. If you find that boring, then YOU'RE IN LUCK because we also started a color war in this episode. Henry thinks colors are a very black and white issue, but Luke thinks there are shades of grey to the discussion. Luke is wrong. BOB ROSS?
-
Episode 10 - The Last of Our Last of Us Survival Guide
REACTIONS. We tried it. For real. This episode was recorded before our Busan reaction. Except not really, only the first half was recorded first. The rest was recorded after. You heard that right, this episode contains TIME TRAVEL. We invented it specifically for this podcast and WILL NOT be...
-
Episode 9 - The Train to Busan Reaction Guide
REACTING. We tried it. But not with our faces, with our voices. I'm not sure if that's more boring-er or not. Only the future analytics can say. Train to Busan is what we reacted to. CHAD?
-
Episode 8 - Lincoln's Nose, Part 2 (featuring no Lincoln noses) :(
Sequels. They are often good, like Star Wars 5. They are often bad, like Star Wars 7: The Quality Abandoned. Or Star Wars 8: The Lost Profit. Or Star Wars 9: The Rise of Cringe. Or Book of Bob Feet. Or Obi-Wan Ken-No-Please. Today we air the second part of our episode which we named after Abe...
-
Episode 7 - Abraham Lincoln's Nose's Survival Guide
Four score and seven years ago, our hosts recorded a 5 hour long podcast episode which needed to be cut up into tiny pieces. At the time of writing this description, yours truly can't rightly remember what all we discussed, but it definitely involved Abraham Lincoln's nose and the man it was...
-
Episode 6 - The Riddick Survival Guide (feat. special guest JAR JAR BINKS)
Family. This is Vin Diesel's favorite word, and yet he says it surprisingly few times in the Riddick films. That is the sign of a true actor. In a new record for our podcast, we spend a record low time of almost 0 minutes talking about our featured topic. We debated calling this the Jar Jar...
-
Episode 5: The JOJOLands Survival Guide
There are many lands: Ireland, Poland, Finland, Switzerland, Tom Holland, etc. But there is one thing that everyone can agree on: Iceland is the best land. Last week, we added The JOJOLands to the esteemed hall of things with "land" in the name. Is it the best thing to happen to manga since the...
-
Mini-Guide: Buckethead Gave Me Mercury Hallucinations
Buckethead harvested my kidneys and sold them on Napster. BUCKETHEAD?
-
Episode 4 - The Music Survival Guide
It's sounds coming out of dead painted trees and going into our ears. Sometimes it's good, Sometimes it's not. Sometimes people say that bad music is good. This is bad. Today we discuss our favorite and most influential bands from the 60's and 70's. IT'S NOT THE BEATLES?
-
Episode 3 - The Pedro Pascal Survival Guide
From The Walking Dead all the way to Fear the Walking Dead, the apocalypse genre has no shortage of original concepts with creative titles. But now, a real apocalypse has arrived. Pedro Pascal is here, and nothing can stop him from assimilating every vaguely western-looking TV series. Can we stop...
-
Episode 2 - The Giga-Chad Survival Guide
What is a chad? What is a giga? If you've ever asked either of these questions, then you are neither. In this episode we talk about which Transformer is the giga-est chad and which Sith Lord is the chaddest giga. One of our hosts is thoroughly embarrassed that this discussion happened. The other…
more -
Episode 1 - The Last of Us Survival Guide
The Last of Us's television adaptation has finally arrived, but series protagonist Joel Miller is nowhere to be found! Is he in The Walking Dead? Is he Sam Witwer? Is he ANIME? We try to discover the reason for this distressing disappearance in our inaugural episode of this totally serious Emmy...
About this show
A podcast dedicated to answering the biggest questions in life, including but not limited to surviving your first swig of Corona Extra. In slightly less relevant news, we discuss major forms of media and art, as well as anime. Yes, you read that right. Anime is not art.
Hosted by
The Toilet Paper Hoarders