The Courtney Show

Wheel Of Questions, Questions For Mom and questioning the elaborate school dance proposals - so many questions on the show today. We also discussed Tom Cruise's GQ cover, a pervy pumpkin decoration and all of Brando's funny voices. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney has a pro tip for you when you're making your 70s taco salads - beware of unlabeled taco seasoning. Today we covered all the Emmy news from last night, shared our Tuesday Tidbits, and tasted some Tenacious Eats with Chef Liz. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Right out of the gate, an update from Brando made both Courtney and Afton gasp - Brando watched the cinematic masterpiece "Center Stage" over the weekend. What did he think of it? You'll find out. Plus, we shared our Strong Opinions, decided the term "darty" needs to be replaced with "par-day" and we had way too much of Lil' John. "What?! Okay!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is hommus? Is it different than hummus? We don't really know but we do know that it now comes in pumpkin spice flavor. We ended the short work week with a visit from Lance for Missed Connections, texts about things you didn't understand until you were older and a couple of group sing-a-longs in Throwback Live. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a big NASCAR weekend in the St. Louis area with the Enjoy IL 300 just around the corner and we had some professional drivers stop by the studio to hang out for a bit and we had to get in some Talladega Nights references. We also learned about the HOA coming after Courtney, took some Normal Or Nopes to Court's Court and crowned a dummy of the day in People Is Dumb. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Who's On The Hotline guest for today was none other than That One Guy - otherwise known as Todd Thomas - the in-game hype guy for our St. Louis Cardinals. Todd talks about all of his Busch Stadium memories over 30 years of working with the Cardinals. We also brought in the Wheel Of Questions and took it for a spin, heard a list of questions from Afton's twins in Questions For Mom and talked about a lot of food both inside and outside of Food Court. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Disney adulthood, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, The Spice Girls and Lil John impressions - the show was Afton heavy today which always gives us plenty to laugh about. We talked about how Gen Z is calling Millennials the new Boomers, we shared our Tuesday Tidbits and discussed yet another MLB story that has the Cardinals dominating headlines. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Started out as just a normal Friday but things went sideways during Now You Guys Know and we never really recovered. We also talked about some big dummies in People Is Dumb, we learned medieval slang words and we discussed the rise of analog rooms in Brando's Randos. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our good buddy Tim Convy stopped by today with his musical comedy partner Kevin Bowers to perform a couple songs from their tour and it got steamy in the studio. We also took a case about sending flowers to a dog mom to Court's Court today and the jury was split. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The delightful Mercedes Mackay, fresh off of her departure from KSDK, was our surprise Who's On The Hotline guest today and Courtney got to ask her a question she's needed answers to for a long time...how does Mercedes feel about the term TISL (Today In St. Louis). Finally we get the truth! We also spun the Wheel Of Questions after Brando's epic call to "bring in the wheel," we ranked overrated tourist spots and listened as Courtney used the can of air on her keyboard during Now You Guys Know, See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is the past tense of a curse word, a curse word? Can we say that on the air? We aren't sure and Brando had to use the dump button on himself. Today we also shared our Tuesday Tidbits, heard a baseball edition of Questions For Mom and got confused about our local news channels. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brando is back from Montana with a big story to share. Things didn't go as expected but our text line was full of similar stories. We also learned about things that can kill you, talked about the latest "maxxing" trend and shared our Strong Opinions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

St. Louis radio legend Guy Phillips was in studio with us to fill in for Brando and things went slightly off the rails when Lance came in for Tales From The Ick. Guy and Lance together again - we should have seen this coming. Plus another radio friend from station's past - Greg Hewitt stopped by. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

More car drama for Afton this morning but thankfully no animals were hit but she was late to the start of the show. Tim Convy was here to fill in again while Brando is out and he generously bought coffee for the show, but did he get more than he bargained for? We also had Timmy look at the numbers, took on a hot topic in Court's Court and heard Questions For Mom. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We got to spend almost the entire show with Tim Convy and boy did he make us laugh today. At one point, we weren't sure if Courtney was going to recover. We also ate buffalo wings at 8am because the annual Wing Ding is coming up next week and we talked to Michelle Smallmon as our Who's On The Hotline special guest - did Afton just find a new gal pal?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicky the Fork was in today as our parade of Brando fill-ins continues this week. With Nick sniping away in the studio, we decided to play a little game to see how well he and Courtney really know each other. The results were hilarious. We also shared our Tuesday Tidbits and learned that Courtney has a previously undiscussed genre of TV that she enjoys - Nick calls them "Don't Go Outside Shows."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did Sean O'Brien complete his weekend homework assignment of watching the cinematic treasure "Center Stage"? No. No, he did not. Did we give him a hard time about it? Of course! We also shared our Strong Opinions, talked golf with Sweet Sweet Marty and had a Barb shoutout during today's First Five Notes Hall of Fame speech. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sean O'Brien just got more than he bargained for when he agreed to cover for Brando while he's in Montana. Courtney is requiring him (and Hayley) to watch one of hers and Afton's favorite movies - Center Stage. They are expected to report back on Monday morning with a full review and they better love it! We also had Questions For Mom and a visit from Lance for Missed Connections. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember seeing specific foods in movies and wishing you could try it? You're not the only one. What makes the list of those top foods? We'll tell ya. We had some tough cases in Court's Court today. Find out if you agree with our rulings. We also discuss good news in the radio world, some big dummies in People Is Dumb and we say farewell to Brando as he heads out to Montana for the next week. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we brought in the Wheel Of Questions and took it for a spin to answer school-related questions and we all reminisce about our cafeteria favorites. We also had two Tims and an Emma in the studio today. Tim McKernan from our sister station 101 ESPN stopped by to talk golf and Tim and Emma Convy were our Who's On The Hotline (or really Who's At The Door) special guests and told us about Emma's new robe that's officially on sale today! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ice cream cake vs. a combination cake that includes ice cream and cold cake all in one - which side are you on? It's time to choose because this debate got heated in the studio today. We also shared our Tuesday Tidbits, learned how to find the best fruit and finally learned the name of Afton's sourdough starter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Much like Joshua Baez, we had a history-making show that was the equivalent of three home runs in our debut appearance. Ok, not really, but it was a good time for a Monday morning. We talked about unhinged field trips, debated some weird numbers, and we shared our Strong Opinions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fridays are fun, but we started out slightly crabby this morning. Did it stay that way? Absolutely not! Questions For Mom, People Is Dumb, and Tales From The Ick with Lance all brightened the day. As did our usuals like Food Court and Randos. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Afton's gone? What to do...what to do...hmmm? We called Guy Phillips and he showed up and showed out like a boss. You want coins? He's got'em. You want sick alternate song lyrics? Yep, he's got those too. How about problematic accents? He's got a million of them. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

S's and G's just got a new PG-friendly meaning - sheeshes and gollies! Today we took the Wheel Of Questions for a spin, talked to retiring KSDK news legend Mike Bush on Who's On The Hotline, and we found out where to get the best peaches in the St. Louis area. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With a name like Norm, you have to be a good guy, right? Today we talked about toxic norms, and no we don't actually mean the nickname for Norman. We also talked about what's trending in our algorithms lately, we shared our Tuesday Tidbits, and chatted with former Cardinals reliever Trevor Rosenthal See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We had some Strong Opinions today because it's Monday so that's what we do. Courtney's Strong Opinion - we need to have a giant t-shirt day at the pilates studio so that those of us that are not in the best shape can show up looking like Adam Sandler and still get a great workout. We also learned nothing in today's Now You Guys Know and we had a rare First Five Notes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney had one of the best corn dogs of her life at a gas station on her way home from the lake. Will we ever figure out the name of this establishment or is it lost forever. Spoiler alert...a texter knows the place and we'll share it with you. We also did a little Whatcha Watching and Lance stopped by for Missed Connections. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You know what we're missing here in St. Louis? Salt Lake City. Doesn't make any sense but our discussion about surprise travel led us to that conclusion. We spent some time in Court's Court today, we played For Real Or No Deal with popular baby names and gave you a rundown of What's Poppin' in St. Louis this weekend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney has an invention she thinks will be a big winner, if we can just get someone to make it for her - Smoking Glove (TM). It's Wednesday so we had the Wheel Of Questions brought in and took it for a spin. We also heard Questions For Mom which led to a discussion about our fear of leeches. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the funniest reason you've been dumped or dumped someone? We got some good stories on the text line. We also had a bunch of interesting Tuesday Tidbits, heard the tale of three dummies of the day in People Is Dumb and we learned that we don't know what to do in an earthquake. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sean O'Brien spent the morning with us while Courtney takes a long weekend at the lake and if there's one thing we know about Sean, it's that he won't tolerate any reindeer games. Haggling, on the other hand, he's all for. Today we also shared our Strong Opinions on kids disappearing when it's meal time, reclining in airline seats and ridiculous cookies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, movie and TV star TJ Miller stopped by the studio today ahead of his weekend at The Funny Bone Westport and he really cracked us up. He told us about a super secret project he's working on and what it was like being the voice of mucus. We also had some fun with the word time traveler and spent some time with Lance as he presented us with The Ick. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, Murder She Baked is a real show and yes we spent a lot of time talking about it today. We also had comedian Bobby Jaycox in studio with us for most of the show and he was the jolt of energy we needed for a Thursday. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is it about an ice cream cone that calls to Courtney? Perhaps, it comes from her days of practicing for her First Communion. Courtney saw someone in the wild lop off their ice cream to get straight to the cone and she felt seen. Today we also spun the Wheel Of Questions with a back to school vibe, we heard some Questions For Mom and we played a game to test how finishing the lyrics relates to your age. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Day two of the monstrous zit on Afton's forehead and Courtney and Brando aren't letting her forget about it. We also learned about hidden talents, shared our Tuesday Tidbits and heard about a wild Netflix lawsuit that we can't stop thinking about. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Leepy's, white squirrels, tater skin talk - we covered a lot of ground for a Monday and it felt good. We bestowed the title of Dummy of the Day to one unlucky soul during People Is Dumb. We learned that the great generational sock war is over in Talkin' Bout The 'Tok. And since it's Monday, we shared our Strong Opinions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Afton thrives in a demerit/gold star environment so Courtney has instituted a new system to track her performance. Spoiler alert: Afton gets several demerits today. We also hear about bombshell information that people found out by accident via DNA test kits. We decided who we would want by our side in a zombie apocalypse. And we took a quiz to determine who is the most St. Louis. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our beloved Chicken Salad Chick has celery in it?!? This can't be true. Courtney and Afton come to The Chick's defense. We take a vodka thief husband to Court's Court, Tim Convy stops by to hang out for a bit and we tell you What's Poppin' this weekend.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

St. Louis icon Joe Buck was our special Who's On The Hotline Guest today and we loved getting to talk to him about all things St. Louis, his new hosting gig for ESPN Jeopardy, Taylor Swift's wedding and his childhood days shopping in the husky section. Plus we had a special edition of Questions For Mom - this time it was Questions For The Mayor And we took the Wheel Of Questions for a spin. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney's algorithm has landed her in a corner of Threads that's all about Tree Law. We weigh in on neighbors cutting down trees - what's right and what's not. It's Tuesday so you know we have Tidbits for you and Talkin' Bout The Tok goes a bit off the rails but we all got some laughs out of it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A thrilling weekend for Courtney included a rock, paper, scissors showdown. How did she do? We take an inside look at her strategy. We also have an update on the elusive Costco Esprit sweatshirt. Plus, we have a tough time choosing a dummy of the day in People Is Dumb, we share our Strong Opinions and hear about big concert mistakes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Friday so you already know what that means...Lance stopped by for Missed Connections so we made him do his Meramec Caverns voice for us. We also had a Friday edition of What's Poppin' and we covered Animals In The News. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What a day! We started the show with the fire alarms going off and we were forced to evacuate our studio and wait for the fire department to arrive and clear the building. Don't worry - everything is fine! Then we had the ray of sunshine himself, George Wallace, spend some time with us in the studio. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jam. Packed. Show. Today. We had a Loryn Nalic on as our Who's On The Hotline guest - she is a local James Beard Award-Winning chef. We also brought in the wheel for Wheel of Questions, heard Questions For Mom, and our old pal Tim Convy hung out for a bit. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a new crustless peanut butter and jelly sandwich hitting the market and the text started flooding in about other sandwiches that hit just as hard as the Uncrustable. Do you agree? We also took Memory Lane back to old days at Six Flags and talked about what's new now that the park has been sold to Enchanted Parks. Elizabeth Gotway from Six Flags joined us to discuss. Plus, Tuesday Tidbits!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

During Strong Opinions, Afton calls on drive-thru patrons of the world to just say "no" to pulling into a parking spot to wait for food. Is this the start of a revolution? Probably. We also talked about our very busy and exciting weekends, tried some delicious chocolatey bread in Food Court and debated the best boy band songs of all time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Much like Big Brother, you have to expect the unexpected on The Courtney Show. Today we talked about weird autographs on weirder items, we got The Ick with Lance and gave you a bunch of deep teases to look forward to on Monday. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all know the childhood song about beans, but is it "musical fruit" or "magical fruit?" We settle this debate once and for all. We also hear about Courtney's bra measuring woes, play For Real Or No Deal with names of Lifetime movies and talk about What's Poppin' this weekend in St. Louis.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is it normal to deal with secondhand embarrassment? We weigh in on this week's Wheel Of Questions. We also talked about our love of Chicken Salad Chick, the need for kitten adoptions and the best video games of all time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.