The Cousin Couch

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Tonight we talked about farts, fonts and fans. Thank you all for your support, we’ll see you later.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about Pokemon, Beatles, testicles, somebody that I used to know and other stuff. Super boring episode honestly we’ll step up our game.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

HTML for Spotify UploadTonight we talked about comedy shows, we talked girls (girls are the best by the way we’re just joshing), spicy ramen, the placebo effect.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about eating the double beef and cheddar foreva, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, asian representation in America football, and asian cuisine.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about the praying mantis and it’s partner eating habits, super powers after a coma, fear of flying and so much more.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about adult dating, maps preceding the territory, Zelda, and Ai’s water use.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about Michael’s quest for cheaper healthcare, Gages quest to secure a gf, the appendix’s quest to become a useful organ, and other quests.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about our thoughts on Stranger Things (SPOILER ALERT), New Years, Christopher Nolan, and other TV shows.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about Santa, Rudolf, mission Christmases, and our New Years resolutions that we’ll definitely keep.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about bath water, butt stuff, pleasuring women, and Gage is going to see Messi.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about stranger things (SPOILER ALERT), the logistics of Voldemorts sex life (SPOILER ALERT), Gages new audiobook, Michael’s post op, and constipation.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about our amazing fans, sexy werewolves (listen to the audiobook), slow baggers at Walmart, Michael’s injury, and power laws. YoutubeInstagramPatreon

This is some extra content we recorded back when we had our cousin Jaiden on. We talked family stories, Gages dating life and a few other things. Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving!YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we went off the rails talking about tendies, gooch, Pokemon, sinks overfilling (but they actually won’t), and church stuff.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about misrepresentation of the genders in movies, Michael’s travels through Denver, and the word of the year.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about Stranger Things, stats, personal finance topics, and Michael’s new toys.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about Freemasons, Trumps glamor shots, farting for money, and Michael messes up Gages owl joke.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about systems, ACT scores and prep, fat wallets, mission stories, football positions, and Taylor Swift.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about AI, guns, breast milk, and random boners. All with our cousin Jaiden Owen. We tried to film in 4k and lost a little footage at the end because of lack of space. Sorry.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked spooky vibes, renters don’t get haunted, Gages upcoming trip, and some General conference talk.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Divorced dad vibes, Michael in the middle, Eve’s birthday and random acts of kindness.YoutubeInstagramPatreon

A girl wants a second date with Gage, would you clone yourself, and complicated job descriptions. YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Today Michael ran solo. He talked G's, living with intention, Rivians, and just sort of rambled on about nothing important. YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Tonight we talked about our haters, productivity, Gages upcoming date, and our current reading. YoutubeInstagramPatreon

We chatted about crazy school stories, Gage's fear of hanging up flyers at school, planning Gages wedgie, and the baja blast heist.Follow our socials! YoutubeInstagramPatreon

We chatted about Harry Potter lore, children’s stories, and some classic video games. We unintentionally matched our clothing (sort of) as well.Follow our socials! YoutubeInstagramPatreon

We talk about lions eating people, Gages work habits, all year school and tinder.Follow our socials! YoutubeInstagramPatreon

We talk the new Switch game, Gages soccer career, Michael's DIY projects, and wedgie stories. Follow our socials!YoutubeInstagramPatreon

We talk swass, asian culture and words, pills, and some Word of Wisdom info. Follow our socials! YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Rest in peace Prince of Darkness, follow-up with Gages mutual match, and Staceys Mom. All this and more featuring special guest Jackson Swanger. Follow our socials! YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Gage is talking to a girl, Michael is thinking about polygamists and their ulterior motives, we also talk CEO scandal, and Michael's new musicFollow our socials! YoutubeInstagramPatreon

We talk Epstein files, Breaking Bad, having kids, and things that will be obsolete in the future. Follow our socials! YoutubeInstagram

Take a shot every time Jaxon says "so true"Lot of poop and conspiracy theory talk. We hit on a ton of fun stuff thoughFollow us on Instagram

We talk chemistry and Gages lack of it when it comes to the ladies. Dressing like Ellen, personality types, and AI.

Rest in peace to the Prince of Darkness, Gages date follow-up, Staceys Mom, and all this featuring special guest Jackson SwangerFollow our socials! YoutubeInstagramPatreon

Gage gets scammed, and sets a goal for asking a girl out. Michael did hypnotherapy, and unknowingly asked barbers for the wrong thing.

We talk hoarders, AI bigfoot vlogs, *Fart Noise*, and zero gravity balls.

Michael makes up a word this time, and we talk "collectibles" that aren't worth anything. Then we hit some religious and racial topics.

This week we talk about Gages dating endeavors, ChatGPT gives us some prompts, and some random scattered stories.

Tonight we talk mythical beasts and legends, escaping the 9-5, NO BREAKS, and poop of course.

Gage took another trip, more 10/10 business ideas, memorial day plans, and Michael exaggerates stats again. (6.4 million burgers a day. Not 1 billion.)

We talk mission folklore and real stories, philosophical(?) questions, and cousin memories.

Our cousin Kolten joins us to talk missions, video games, and some other stuff before heading out to the mission field. We recorded for a long time so it's a 2 parter.

This week we talk Michael's weekly thoughts, some past creative endeavors, Gages live pokemon pull and dreams.

Turns out, 800 rupees IS about $10, Gage impresses ladies at the trampoline park, Michael knows jack-diddly-squat about super heroes, and poopoo peepee talk.

Gage makes up words, we talk about work, trading pokemon, and Michael's lack of understanding of foodies.

We discuss throwing up, working out, ozempic knock-offs and peeing on booksAlso the audio may be a bit quiet. We'll fix that on the next episode.