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The Crack Podcast
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Podcast discussing everything and anything. Get in touch!
Episodes
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Conversation with Jack MacGregor - 'Prophets' - Edinburgh Fringe 2026
A conversation with the delightful Scottish playwright Jack MacGregor. https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/prophets https://www.instagram.com/prophets_play?igsh=MW9uYjd1aDZlcG9kZQ==
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Two Carrier Bags and a Shortbread Tin are Ample
This is the episode to cover the end of 2025 and the start of 2026. Snow in the Highlands, journeys to Austria. Voice over work for television. It's all good. The link for the chopping board is: https://www.dsandersonwoodturning.com/category/chopping-boards And to get in touch:...
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Driving Home Dangerously For Christmas Food Shopping
Got some dodgy drivers on that A9, I'll tell ya. The Christmas food shop has begun... and I talk about a bunch of other stuff, as per usual. Get in touch: www.thecrackpodcast.carrd.co
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Feeling the Love in the Hatton Garden Costa
Big news, gang. This episode documents my recent day trip to London. And shares whats been going on lately. https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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Sorry. I'm Back Now.
I'm back, guys. Sorry it's been a while. This should (hopefully) explain the delays.
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A 48 Hour Film Physio
After a visit to the physiotherapist, and taking part in the Inverness 48 Hour Film Competition, this is the latest episode ! https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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Soft Chemical Ice Cream
Recorded in the atmosphere of a very bad mood - hahaha. All is well. Poor tasting ice cream - disappointing. Get in touch through the link on the website: https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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Kinky Legs and Work Commitments
It's been longer than planned - as always. But I've been camping and fishing and I went for a pizza. So that was nice. https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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Lights, Camera, Sunburn !
I have been advised on a mortgage, I have eaten an Indian takeaway, I have been working on a film, and I have been sunburned..! https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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Drew Stacey Talks About Puls8 - A Techno Music Festival Coming To Inverness
Hello, This episode is one of those ‘special ones’. There’s someone else talking to me on it..! Drew Stacey talks about Puls8 - a techno music festival he’s organising, that will be happening in Inverness. He answers my questions about bringing together an event of that scale, and also shares a…
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Has-Bean Or Egg-sellent ?
Hope your Easter was alright. Good even. Great, perhaps? Or not. This episode talks about my phone call from some weirdo... the return of 1st person shooter games to my life... and a bunch of other things. My running motivation is revealed. Enjoy and take care ! x https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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I Love Bryan Adams
The story is told about the kid on the bike... it isnt very exciting. Farewell to Ron. He's going South and then East. He's going South East. Metal in Tony's egg? Everyone has at least one Barry Manilow song they like. https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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Next On The List
Just checking back in on you. I had a list beside me to go through as I plodded through this episode. https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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Eat Something Before You're Sick Or Aggressive, Ya Numpty
Might have been a bit low on energy this episode. Starting to also think that maybe the boiler isn't working properly... but I'm not a plumber, so who knows. A plumber probably would. Talking about a disappointing burger, a Blue Velvet-y film, an almost cinema viewing, and then mood up's and…
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Weather. Lorries. Boilers. Dog. All The Noise
Every possible noise in the background this time. Bad weather, lorries passing, boiler howling, dog barking. Yikes. https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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The Birthday Dog
My birthday has come and gone. Surprise visit from a dog. Charlotte also comes on for her first podcast appearance ! (possibly last also). https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/
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Home From Mexico
BEFORE I FORGET ! This is the website link, as promised : https://thecrackpodcast.carrd.co/ Home and back to the grey skied highlands. Yay. Saw Sexy Beast in the cinema... and the mirror. Eyyy. Look after yourself x
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Hello. Happy New Year. See You in a Fortnight. Adios
Happy New Year, guys. I hope your festive period was one of love, happiness, and peace. This is the first episode of 2025. Mental. Time is flying. Speaking of flying... I'll be away for almost two weeks. A Mexican holiday! It's very exciting. This episode is just a little update as to what I've...
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And a Happy Christmas To You, Sir
Last one of the year, guys. Hope you've had a lovely 2024. It's a quick episode. Christmas time..! Nothing drastic. Just a little standard episode on what's going on and the thoughts around them. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year x
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Wicked Undelivered Underwear
After going to see Wicked at the cinema, I cant stop thinking about what is under the surface. Amazon haven't delivered my new underwear... but don't worry... I own spares.
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The Wizard of Gladiator Plasma Advertising on Bin Day
The cinema two days in a row? Wild. The Wizard of Oz one night and then Gladiator 2. What a film. The bins weren't collected, and I'm going to be in a local advert. Life, man. I just don't know.
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Tangled Cactus and Coffee Blockage
I've been out for an Indian. Got a pudding too. I get a bit open about loss by discussing a cactus (of all plants), and then theres a story of how I was wrong. Always wrong..!
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Pay the Import Tax For a Brick While Waiting in a Cemetery Wearing Santas Hat
Got a brick sent over from America... customs found it. Took a walk and ended up on top of a hill in a cemetery. That was nice. I didn't really wear Santas hat... yet.
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A Coyote, a French Revolutionist, and a Halloween Guiser Walk Into an Authentic Scottish Pub
I've been unusually occupied with social and cultured events. Cinema and food with friends. Theatre with my lady. Lunch with another friend... Also some listener mail, and Americans quizzing my pub tastes.
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Jamie Bissett Talks About Corsica, The French, Anxious Dogs, and 'In Bruges'
Exciting times for us here. Maybe not for you. But certainly for me. This is the first guest and conversation recorded for The Crack Podcast. Jamie Bissett was on to talk about his recent trip to Corsica, a French Island, where he went for a walking holiday. He talks about (literal) ups and…
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Scared of Heights and Record High Charity Book Prices
I used to work at heights, but I was always harnessed in. Today I was up high and I was not harnessed in. I didn't like it. Went to McDonalds yesterday. That was nice.
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Block the Van and Cook a Gravy
Tasty pasta sauce like The Sopranos. Not enough space in a car park. Never easy.
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Two Weeks Too Long For Self Doubt
Well its been over a fortnight. Oops. Was feeling a bit 'bruh, what you doing?' but all good now. Got my watch. Back on track and keeping time.
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Do You Have a Voucher or Certificate For Mini Golf ?
Yo. Late... again. I went out for mini golf and got messed up after. I shopped in Marks and Spencers. Also I have a new certificate. Yay.
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Don't Stop Even For Blue Nails
Sorry for the delay between episodes. I have been sick. It wasn't fun.
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Bumpers Up For Gambling Migaines
Been bowling, been having head pain, been winning money. Broke even. Don't take part in looting or riots, guys x
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Police Lie but Three Goats Get Too Stoned in a Hotel
I'm burning. Not with passion. Sunshine has done this to me. I saw three goats, and had a flashback to some aviary hotel trip. Be good !
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Burgers and Death
Death is inevitable and generally perceived as a bad thing. Burgers, sadly, are not inevitable, and they're pretty good. As long as the cheese doesn't melt too much... but who's going to remember that when they look back ?
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Retire Expensive Books and Be Psyched For a Roman Empire
Attended a lovely retirement celebration for a lovely co-worker. Speeches, poems... a buffet. Went to town (not on the food), and had a few drinks. All in all, a lovely time was had. Spent a bit of cash on books online and saw a film trailer that got my adrenaline going. Another week... another...
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Let the Blood and Dodge the Seagulls With No Left Lens
Seagulls at Aldi's. Soon to be a badge for the blood. A pair of glasses becomes a non-pair. Get in touch and let me know how you're getting on!
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Lord, or Waitress, Have Mercy
It's been a couple of warm ones, guys. Too warm for my liking. Got some sweat on the brow there to wipe off. Saw 'Waitress' the musical, live... in the cinema. Prerecorded. It was good. Did someone mention politics?!
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Ignore the Alarm and Find the Lens
A fire alarm went off at the gym and no one batted an eyelid. A contact lens was absorbed into my eyeball. Election is coming up. And you better be behaving yourself. Enjoy !
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Fishing For Feedback
Had a fantastic day fishing. Got a first draft of a different podcast released. And some birds outside thought they'd found a great dinner. Enjoy !
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Legends of Lore Episode One: The Battle of Culloden / Battlefield Ghosts. DRAFT
https://www.thecrackpodcast.co.uk/contact Hello. This is the first draft of a new podcast I'm hoping to start. If you do listen to it, please do leave feedback through the link above! Thank you, Lewis
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Smoothest Crows Feet Are Such a Eurovision
A footpack, a dead bird, and reflecting on a multinational singing contest. Another week, another episode. Hope you're behaving yourself.
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Take Two With Better Energy
The first one didnt meet a standard set by no one but me. So I did another. A clean room for a clean mind - but never clean language.
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BONUS EPISODE - Trying to Get Out of Mexico, America, and London
Maybe yesterdays episode was a bit too sentimental for you? Maybe not. Who knows. It was for some. Hopefully this will amuse - a retelling of my journey home from Mexico in January 2023. Enjoy!
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Surrounded By Love Like an Ant in a Jar
A lovely week. Contacted lenses to give a clearer perception of the world, and a fantastic wedding was attended. Also, yes, I have a gherkin jar I've been putting ants in...
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Why Doth the Boiler Scream So? (or Who Punches a Sleeping Man in the Face?)
Recording in the spare room presents its difficulties. Be it the clutter or the boiler in the cupboard whining like a spoilt child. Talking about how terrible I am at shopping, Amazons style of adapting books to series, and how I am not Dr Dolittle.
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Watching Sugar Whilst Waiting For Rice But Don't Forget to Floss
Plenty to yammer about in this one. A haunted battlefield? A yappy dog? Fallout, Sugar, Ghostbusters? And the first time I've encountered a whole kitchen taking a break at once. All in this episode of The Crack Podcast.
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Love is in the Air and a Car is in the Box Junction
I made a friend with a stranger at a box junction. Strange. Also danced at a wedding ceilidh, in which I had a lovely time !
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Stinky Drain by the Coffee Stain of a Dangerous Childhood
A blubbery hazard made for a stinky road near the flat. An ill-fitting takeaway cup lid gave my hoody some funky design. Memories of childhood have me counting my blessings.
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Ding Dong From Border Force
Doorbells with no bells but cameras. Border Force have my post. Bought a Nerf gun too. Bleeding from balloons.
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Seagull Stand Off in a Roundabout Rage
Seagulls like cowboys in the car park, and a sudden stop on the roundabout. Also a little bit of paranoia about what species may just decide to overthrow us one day.
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Lizard Brain or Frog Paws with a Pair of Personalised Sandals for the Hen
Saw a lizard acting unlizardlike. Wondering if frogs have feet or paws. Another week, another episode!
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