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The Cryptonaut Podcast
by The Cryptonaut Podcast.
Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast hosted by Marc Storrs, Chris Carnicelli and Rob Morphy. Exploring everything from Aliens, Cryptozoology, Cryptids, Ghosts, Monsters, The Occult, Paranormal Phenomenon, UFOs, Ufology and Unsolved Mysteries .... all while keeping a close eye on our reptilian overlords that dwell in the flat, hallow, robot infested Earth. This is the Cryptonaut Podcast.
Episodes
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#455: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 46: Creepers, Cryptids & Closet Demons
A burned up bedroom visitor, a seven-foot antlered nightmare, and a childhood home where a shadow demon and a bearded guardian wage a supernatural turf war. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast
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#454: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 45: Return To Area X
The high strangeness continues at Area X with a Glimmer Man encounter, strange voices, UAPs, a towering black figure, and a spirit box that seems to know things it shouldn't. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The...
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#453: Hitchhiking Horrors: Ono's Expedition
For decades the dangers of hitchhiking have been illustrated both in pop fiction and all-too-real accounts of those unlucky enough to have picked-up (or been picked-up by) the wrong person. But while stories surrounding the sundry horrors of violence, torture and murder are more than enough to…
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#452: The Gospel Of Miami Part 3: The Devil Smokes Newports
On Christmas morning, 1996, Bloody Mary and her mutinous minions took heaven by storm, Satan was betrayed, God barely escaped, the angels were exiled to Earth, and homeless children across the US began receiving dispatches from spectral messengers. In God's absence, the highest hope these already...
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#451: The Gospel Of Miami Part 2: Target Earth
On the holiest night of the year, the unthinkable happened: a vast horde of demons, led by the Virgin Mother and Satan's former ally—re-branded as a cruel combination of child-slaying La Llorona and the mirror-dwelling monstrosity known as Bloody Mary—came roaring from the fiery depths of Hell,...
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#450: E.S.M.B. Syracuse Figure
A humanoid figure spotted in our own backyard! Human? Sasquatch? Other? BFRO Report Link: https://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=82485 The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:...
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#449: The Gospel Of Miami Part 1: 1996 — The Fall Of Heaven
In late 1996—with the world teetering ever closer to the edge of a new millennium—something extraordinary began to spread among the youngest and most vulnerable of America's homeless population. It was a story. Not a rumor nor urban legend but a complex mythology that seemed to have erupted,...
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#448: Patreon Clip Show Summer 2026: Centaurs, Lionoids, Ghost Cows and Headless Horrors.
The quest for vengeance has begun! Centaurs are in the mine, Lionoids are creeping behind you, a Ghost Cow is just around the corner and a Headless Horror haunts the Highlands. Patreon EP #63: Are You Down With Centaurs? - Jun 27, 2021:...
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#447: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 3: Reality Glitch, Orange Rods, CE5, Dogman and Bigfoot Encounters
An airplane to seems disappears into thin air. A listener crosses paths with an orange rod and possibly a Dogman. A group of teenagers fire a bottle rocket at Bigfoot… and get way more than they bargained for. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:...
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#446: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 44: The Phantom Rider & the One Legged Thing
Something stole a man from his bed. A cyclist raced through solid walls. And a one legged thing hopped out of a child's nightmares and into reality. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:...
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#445: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 7: It Never Ends
The paranormal pandemonium that had engulfed Braxton County in the summer of '52, was finally beginning to ebb. But this odyssey of the bizarre would never truly end and the legacy of the Flatwoods Incident is one that will likely endure for the ages. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The...
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#444: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 6: WTF is Going On?
In just over 24-hours, the sleepy hills of Braxton County were swept up in a tsunami of high strangeness from which it would never fully recover. In the midst of the chaos surrounding what many were beginning to believe was a full-scale alien invasion, a pair of intrepid paranormalists—one a...
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#443: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 5: Bashful Billy & Co.
For the citizens of Braxton County, West Virginia, a surreal sequence of events would not only transform their once tranquil town into a whirring blender of metaphysical madness, but forever alter the landscape of modern ufology; resulting in the equivalent of ontological whiplash for those swept...
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#442: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 4: All Hell Breaks Loose
Frightened, rattled and violently ill, a group of intrepid eyewitnesses managed to jump fences and hurtle down a steep slope in order to evade a perilously close encounter with one of the most bizarre beings on the books. But, despite their narrow escape, for most of this ill fated posse—not to...
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#441: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 3: Enter The Green Monster
On the night of September 12th, 1952, eight eyewitnesses claimed to have had a run-in with a being so bizarre it not only left them in a state of shock but rocked Braxton County, West Virginia, to its very core. Though their encounter was brief, it set off a chain of events that would forever...
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#440: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 2: The Invasion Begins
History books rarely mention it, but the summer of 1952 played host to one of the most alarming UAP flaps ever recorded. While most UFO buffs are familiar with the "Washington Invasion" of late July, few know of the September incursions that carried anomalous objects over some of America's most...
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#439: E.S.M.B. Swedish Space Cyclops And Friends: Minus Rob
Two bizarre encounters from rural Sweden: a retired farmer watches cone shaped cyclops like figures bounce across a foggy bog, while a teenage girl comes face-to-face with silent humanoids in silver suits searching through a moving freight train. Story Links:...
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#438: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 1: Watch The Skies!
West Virginia plays home to some of the most bizarre beasts and eccentric entities ever put to paper, but even among its outlandish ilk, there's one that stands out from the rest: the Flatwoods Monster. For all that's been written about this mechanical goliath, the story most know is only a small...
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#437: House Of The Inexplicables
Within the various schools of paranormal study there exist an array of biological anomalies so bizarre they strain the credulity of even the most ardent true believers. We're not talking about the kinds of creatures who startle random hikers or abduct late night stargazers; that's child's play.…
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#436: Strange Saga Of Mrs. X
In the midst of the psychedelic 60's, a woman known only as Mrs. X had a series of increasingly outlandish encounters with objects and entities beyond reckoning. It is a case that forces us to wonder whether she was born with an innate gift… or the victim of a para-psychological curse. The...
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#435: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 2: Abductions, Ghosts And Faceless Entities
A possible abduction attempt in Ontario.. missed only by a few inches and a listener is caught in back-to-back waves of high strangeness that doesn't fade… The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch...
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#434: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 43: The Cyclist, The Disk And The Mantis
A grinding metal whine, a cyclist moving too slow to exist, and a fear that drops in like it came from somewhere else. A black disk waits under the clouds… then lifts straight up and erases itself. Years later, it answers back.. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:...
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#433: Florida Aquanaut Invasion
Starting in the mid-1960s, an array of anomalous, semi-aquatic oddities made a massive splash in and around the beaches, lakes and waterways of the already ocean locked Florida peninsula... Was this mini-incursion merely a chance for our marine brethren to explore terra firma? Or was this the...
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#432: Dark Destinations: Welcome To Hell
On this Earth there are extraordinary places; places that seem to defy logic; places so unique that its mere mention can make even the most cynical heart skip a beat. Stonehenge is one such place, and the events alleged to have occurred there in 1971 are nothing short of nightmare fuel… Our next...
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#431: Curious Carcasses: The Evidence That Almost Was
In the shadowy labyrinth of the paranormal, every turn feels like the turn; the one that finally breaks the case wide open. You move forward with that electric sense of impending revelation… only to slam, again and again, into dead ends. Most never get past that. But every so often, usually when...
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#430: Interdimensional Oddities: Wart Head And The Slime Monster
In 1966, the fabric of reality was torn to shreds by a bizarre beast, thrusting a group of Malaysian students and their terrified teacher headlong into a state of paranormal pandemonium… The high strangeness continues with a Tennessee family who were not only terrorized by a freakish, hairy,...
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#429: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 42: The Obelisk and Area X
A quiet drive home ends with dead lights, screaming static, and a chunk of missing time. At Area X, UAPs dart across the sky, the forest throws rocks back, voices echo yours, and a black shape steps from the shadows. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:...
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#428: The Lacerta Files Part 4: End Game
After shattering a once-pragmatic journalist's grip on reality with a mind-bending tour through good and evil, magic and consciousness, UAPs, psychic powers, soul extraction, and the confounding five-tiered architecture of reality, the saurian siren changed course. Leaving the metaphysical...
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#427: The Lacerta Files Part 3: Reality Unraveled
Though he couldn't tell whether it was a government agency or some shadow-drenched cabal, journalist Ole K. became certain of one thing: he was being watched. After a string of nerve-shredding, too-close encounters with whoever, or whatever, was tailing him, Ole managed to secure a second meeting...
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#426: The Lacerta Files Part 2: Hidden History & Secret Wars
Questions and answers flew fast and furious between the once skeptical reporter and the exotic entity sitting across from him. With each new exchange, they forged a deeper understanding of our species shared history, but—fascinating though the ties that bound us may have been—it would be the...
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#425: The Lacerta Files Part 1: Meeting The Neighbors
In 1999, a Swedish journalist and UFO debunker prepared for the strangest interview of his career. In an empty room, he watched as the door opened and a strikingly beautiful woman entered. She told him that she was there to reveal the truth of humanity's origins and our place in the cosmic...
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#424: Zhiguli Ice Tombs: Russia's Frozen Horror
In the 1930s, a horrific cave in nearly took the life of a Soviet prisoner. Having barely survived the ordeal, little could this man have imagined that destiny would lead him into an icy mausoleum filled frozen nightmares before sending him on a collision course with one of paranormal lore's...
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#423: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 1: Friendly Ghosts, Box Ships, Fast Food Weirdness
Nice ghosts watching your back, a box UFO minding its business, and a McDonald's toy that absolutely wasn't. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com…
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#422: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 41: Haunts, Horrors and High Strangeness
A quiet house answers back… and a dark forest shows the wrong kind of life. Doors shake, footsteps wander, bones bend, and something disappears where it shouldn't. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast...
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#421: Back Road Bedlam: The Clatter Brook Nudists
Whether surrounding a small town or a major metropolis, the back roads of our world are filled with intriguing sights and bucolic backdrops, but for an unlucky few, this potentially pastoral paradise can be a gateway to… high strangeness. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut…
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#420: The Lizard Queen: Mistress Of Copper Mountain
For some the intersection between folklore and real world is cut and dry; one is fact, the other fantasy. But those who've peered through the cracks in consensus reality know the truth; our world exists at a crossroads between the seen and unseen; the known and the unfathomable; and that, when we...
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#419: Hellzapoppin: The Devils Of Bracken County
There are places where trauma—both physical and metaphysical—festers like a cancer; corrupting the soil, sinking into the dark earth with tendrils born of violence and fear; venomous, black roots that sink so deeply into the land that time itself seems unwilling to move on. Bracken County…
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#418: E.S.M.B. - Holiday High Strangeness: Minus Rob
Christmas Eve isn't just for Santa. From glowing elves and grinning bedroom goblins to winged humanoids and green lit visitors, these encounters suggest something else prowls the night. Lock the doors… This episode unwraps Christmas's darkest visitors. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The...
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#417: Labat House Madness: Fae Fight Back!
Beginning in the late 1960s, an array of French kids began having bizarre run-ins with a bevy of diminutive, pot-bellied, elf-like entities that left investigators wondering if this might not be the opening of a new era of high strangeness. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut...
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#416: The Kinnula Humanoids: Scourge Of Finland
In what has to be one of the most intriguing, confounding, and flat-out jaw-dropping flaps in the annals of ufology, a roughly 300-day stretch in 1970 and '71 plunged Finland into an unprecedented wave of high strangeness. Citizens across the country were left stunned by the sudden emergence of...
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#415: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 40: Specters, Spines & Snow Crawlers
A glowing forest guardian, a matte black goblin, an octopus spider sprinting through the snow, and a soldier with spider trap intel. Four quick hits of pure high strangeness straight from the listeners! The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:...
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#414: Ultra-Cryptids: Reality-Shattering Tales From The W.T.F. Files
For those who find themselves slipping into the untethered realms of high strangeness, the only thing weirder than a run-in with an anomalous animal: is a confrontation with an un fathom able "thing" that not only defies classification but is in possession of powers beyond comprehension. These...
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#413: E.S.M.B. - Humanoids Vol 1. Part 7: Minus Rob
A UFO drops a box, a gray giant zaps a kid's hallway, and a red-winged dude flies off in a metal bus. Buckle up kiddos! The universe brought its weirdest. Episode Reference Links: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1734280653427204/permalink/2935292343326023/...
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#412: Jelly-Eyed Space Mummies
In 1949, a man driving along the Pan American Highway en route to Lima, Peru, caught sight of a large, glinting object hovering over the desert floor. Though he could have little expected it, this chance encounter would send him careening into the world of high strangeness and make him the focus…
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#411: The Glamis Abomination
For centuries an aristocratic Scottish family were said to hide a terrible secret; one that gave rise to rumors of a quasi-humanoid creature kept hidden from the world within the crumbling stone walls of the highland castle they called home; a diabolical descendant who's appearance—thanks to a...
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#410: Wet Hell: The "Water Ghost" Of Bell Lane
In what has to be one of the strangest sagas in paranormal lore, a star-crossed British family endured a maelstrom of moist mayhem when, in 1933, they became the victims of what was referred to as a "water ghost" but which modern supernatural scholars have re-branded a "hydro-geist". This wet...
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#409: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 39: Shadows in the Hall, Terror in the Woods
A shadowy figure darting through a hallway, a hulking beast haunting a Tennessee golf course, and a possible run in with the Wicomico Catman? Three encounters that turn folklore into fear! The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon…
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#408: Arachnid Anarchy Part 4: Astral Spiders
Across time, space and the infinite bandwidth of consciousness itself, individuals from all walks of life are clashing with a nefarious breed of etheric arthropods that feed not on flesh and blood but psychic energy; leaving their victims a hollow shell of their former selves and exposing a thus...
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#407: Arachnid Anarchy Part 3: War Spiders
Anyone who's served in a time of armed conflict knows that few things can compare to the chaos, confusion and constant fear of war. The stress that puts on a human being is tremendous and, for many, debilitating. But, for an even unluckier few, these already anxiety inducing situations were made...
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#406: Arachnid Anarchy Part 2: Giant Spider Invasion
For many the sight of a spider of any size is enough to trigger an anxiety attack, but—lurking in some of the most remote pockets of the world (and sometimes far too close to home)—are an array of enigmatic arthropods; massive monstrosities so aggressive, so utterly terrifying that they'd make…
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Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast hosted by Marc Storrs, Chris Carnicelli and Rob Morphy. Exploring everything from Aliens, Cryptozoology, Cryptids, Ghosts, Monsters, The Occult, Paranormal Phenomenon, UFOs, Ufology and Unsolved Mysteries .... all while keeping a close eye on our reptilian overlords that dwell in the flat, hallow, robot infested Earth. This is the Cryptonaut Podcast.
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