The Cuz Chat Podcast

It's been an emotional week for the cuzzies with the loss of a legend. BM, JRD and KM are joined by Kev to chat about dealing with grief and poor song choices.  We dive into emails from a listener and always see the funnier side of life. Aint it good to be alive!

Chur cuzdogs! We have a special episode for you today.  Join Black Magee, Macho Man Randy Average and Jorge the Ruthless Deception as we share stories of moving to Australia, the people you helped us settle and what makes Aussie a great place to live.

Here we go on another one cuzzies! Join Macho Man Randy Average and Jorge the ruthless deception and Black Magee for the Cuz Chat Podcast!

Chur cuzzies!  We had an opportunity to record this week as Karakia Mitch was in da house!  We have a call in poor form story from Macho Man Randy Average keeping the shwindow theme from the last poddy, and visceral recounting of a phallic laceration....be forewarned.  

We open a Shwindow and air the place out on this episode of Cuz Chat.  JRD and Black Magee catch up on life, give you great tips and trips to survive adult entertainment and engage in Bird Propaganda.  A drop of poor form and you have yourself a podcast!  

The Cuzzies bring the pain this week. BM chatting with KM, JRD and MMRA about beaten up bodies and wallets.  

For our last poddy of 2024 we bring in the big guns.  BM is joined by Kev, JRD Karakia Mitch and newest poddy member Kelz.  We reflect on 2024, where we are heading in 2025 and all the usual shenanigans.

BM and JRD are back by unpopular demand hosting this episode of The Cuz Chat Podcast for your listening pleasure!  We dive into chats about Humpf turning 50, Cuzzy Car on vacation, the recent KCRU Finals and much more! 

Got a full house for ya this week! JRD, in da house, Karakia Mitch back with us via live feed, and special guest Macho Man Randy Average in the flesh, joining Black Magee for a coff coff and a chat. 

I'm surprised we remembered how to do this!  As it turned out, we find out flow early and the chat keeps rolling. Shout outs, the death of the internet, and poor form are packed in tightly with announcements and reveals. Oh and lots of holes.Stay beautiful humans

We take the cuz chat podcast on the road!  Direct from Caro, with JRD and Black Magee, we bring the advice and laughs you've come to expect and even get to the long awaited emails!Join us for your weekly/fortnightly/monthly dose of unhinged commentary on Work, Life and Play.  Send your questions to [email protected] to get involved with the show!

We on home soil this week cuzzies!  Find out all the details about the homecoming, good scores, poor form and heaps of other stuff you didn't know you needed to know in our new segment, "Ask the Brofessionals!"We want you to be part of the show too, so get your questions in to [email protected], BM

Black Magee and Karakia Mitch are back to  chat about the recent trip home, and return visit.  Sprinkling of Poor Form, and we explore the most advanced tech in our respective industries.Chur

Black Magee, JRD and Rod join forces this week, after a holiday size break I might add, to delight your earholes and keep you (somewhat) up to date.  Tune in as we dive into Lawn care, busted pipes and dead pussies and more!  [email protected]

Chur Whanau, Black Magee JRD and from someone close to the source, "outside info".  We get loose on this one, so lets all have an open mind. enjoy.

Black Magee, Jorge the Ruthless Deception and Macho Man Randy Average combine their powers to become something what resembles a podcast! Back, even though no one asked for it! The boys get in to life's little struggles, sport for the elderly (Richo) and DIY gaming rigs. We uncover a never before exposed conspiracy that may or may not be related to the title of the episode.......still to this day....nobody knows..... 

TBH, not really about Circadian rhythm at all, I just like saying it. Circadian rhythm. Circadian rhythm. Circadian rhythm. manthatfeelsgood.BLEH!

Churbrethers, we on again for the CuzChat Podcast! join BM, KM & JRD for your biweekly/fortnightly/sometimes favourite, drive time, hanging out the washing podcast where we talk n stuff. send us a email [email protected] that ai art is something

We on!  another cuz chat with da cuzzies JRD and macho man randy average. join the convo at [email protected] or follow on socials.

Black Magee and Karakia Mitch (feat JRD) combine to form something resembling a podcast, to delight and inform on what we did for Father's Day, should people over 50 play contact sports and KM's impressive record of sackings.  Get amongst it ya filthy animals!

The Cuz Chat Podcast has returned with Black Magee and his cousins Cuzzy Cave and Jorge the Ruthless Deception. However, their usual co-host, Mitch, is missing, and the group speculates that he may be involved in g**g activity since he was previously associated with the Gladstone chapter. The conversation moves on to updates on Cuzzy Hump, who was involved in a flooding situation with Corn and Mango and reportedly got punched by Humphrey. Cuzzy Humph has been living in a cabin arrangement at the back of George and lisa's house. The group also discusses their plans for the podcast and their excitement to be back in front of the mic.  The conversation starts with a discussion about Humph, who had been involved in extortion at one point. However, the reason for his current living situation is unknown, but it is suggested that it may be a dispute over household chores. The speakers acknowledge that when stuck at home all day, small disputes can arise. Currently, Humph is living in a cabin at the back of someone's house, which is an upgrade from the trailer park in Tok. However, one speaker suggests that he could find his own accommodation as he is quite old. The conversation then turns to living off the grid, and it is suggested that Humph is living off the grid of the IRD (tax department). It is speculated that he hasn't filed a tax return or paid tax in at least 20 years. The speakers conclude that Humph's lifestyle may be cash-based to avoid the need to be on the IRD grid, which is probably one of the better grids to be off of. The conversation is casual and meandering, touching on various topics related to Humph's lifestyle and living off the grid.  In a conversation, two individuals discuss the concept of living off the grid in New Zealand. They highlight that it is challenging to find people who are truly off the grid, as those who are self-sufficient and not reliant on the power grid or other amenities tend to keep a low profile. They discuss the cost of investing in being self-sufficient and note that it is difficult for most people to give up the standard of living they have become accustomed to. The conversation then shifts to the value of energy and how it could potentially become the new standard for currency in the future. They debate whether energy would need to be cheaper or more expensive to generate for it to become a standard value. The conversation ends with a light-hearted comment about a dog, who is not living off the grid.  The conversation between two individuals involves the topic of living off-grid, with one person stating that they could live off-grid if needed. They discuss different jobs that could be done to earn money, such as plumbing and coach building. However, they also talk about the challenges of living off-grid, such as having to be prepared to fix things and deal with any issues that arise. The conversation then turns to a dog that has been causing trouble, destroying items in the home and wrecking the washing line. The speaker admits that the dog is a lot of work and not what they were expecting, but acknowledges its intelligence. The conversation ends with the speaker stating that they are not trying to sell the idea of having a dog, but that it is a lot of work. Overall, the conversation touches on the challenges and benefits of living off-grid, as well as the responsibilities that come with owning a pet.

Chur whanau, we switch it up this week on the cuz chat podcast.  We tried to keep it clean this episode(well less sweary)........oh we do talk about toilets though.......and probably some other gross stuff. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

How many coffees' a day do you drink?  Does Artificial Intelligence freak you out?  Are these topics linked?  We have answers to all these questions and more in this week's episode of the Cuz Chat Podcast!  Join, Big Kev, Jorge TRD and yours truly, Black Magee (and Karakia Mitch via pre-recorded message) for our last show before the new year.  So strap in, sit back and relax and listen as we assault your earhole's for over an hour!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Get ready Whanau, we back in the saddle with another classic episode with a bit of everything for those painted on things on the side of your head! Join in on the fun by sending us an email at [email protected] Maybe I'll check the email inbox, maybe you'll get your email read on the show!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

WooHoo Cuzzies!  Flex those earholes and get your listen on to the cuzziest podcast on the planet!  We delve in to some dark places this week, to shine a light on alternative medical practices.  ONWARD TO BETTER HEALTH!! Email us some topics or questions to [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Kia Ora Whanau! Join me and the usual suspects on an auditory and visual journey in this weeks Cuz Chat Podcast!  Find out who has the rona, who is breaking the law(allegedly) and we play some games in a special video version of the podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Chur Breathers! The OG's are back on the poddy, joined by the recently engaged Perth cuzzy Cave.  This week we talk about the dangers of asbestos roofs on old buildings, answer some listener questions and more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Your very own Cuz Chat Podcast! Local kiwi humour, with international based cousins.  We provide crucial, but possibly mis-informed COVID updates, who's got the booster shot and who is hoarding all the TP!!  We have an actual Birthday boy with us too!  Announcements, health advice and more packed into this episode.    --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

WA in da house! Banned from uber. Poor form. Quiz and all the squishy bits in-between. Sincerely yours, allegedly, cuzchat. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

We back whanau! How long for? dunno, but we make use of the time we have with your COVID update, Isolation Hacks, poor form stories and other bath related content! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Another surprise episode whanau! I'm joined by Macho Man Randy Average himself, Myles. In the studio no less.  Was good to catch up and share some stories.   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Join the cuzzies this week for some some breaking news. We been fleeced! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Join Mitch, Jord and I for a good catch up on recent events concerning the whanau, our recent poor form stories and answers to those burning questions you never thought you needed answers too! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Recorded live 26th January 2021.  Karakia Mitch and Jorge TRD join Black Magee for our very first live recording of the Cuz Chat podcast! Lots of Birthdays to catch up on, not so much poor form though.  And we have our first listener email! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

WE BACK! NEW YEAR, NEW PODCAST EPISODES!  Good catch up with Jorge, Rodders and Karakia Mitch.  Whanau Day, poor form stories and wacky inventions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Matt & Mitch are joined by a trio of cuzzies this week in our final episode for this season, and she is a long one boy.   We hit the ground running with poor form stories, what should go on my bucket list and we try to get the ever elusive humph on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Second to last episode for this season cuzzies! Join Matt & Mitch for an update on whats been happening this week in our worlds.  We share some poor form stories, beatboxing update and boomerang restrictions.  I touch on a topic that is effecting me right now and plans are laid for the future of the podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Slept through the alarm again, but we wake up to find Jord and Myles have joined us in this weeks chat.  We hear some poor form stories and gentle roasts of the birthday peeps, actually we go off on some tangents whanau, so strap in on this extra long episode of cuz chat!   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Delayed again cuzzies, but we here now.  Winding down towards the end of season 1, only 3 more episodes to go! You get to here from JorgeTRD and Ritcho along with Matt and Mitch.....talking teko, like we always do. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Matt & Mitch are joined by Jorge this week, to wish me a happy birthday, relive my poor form on the weekend and we tell you how to read the room.  And can someone please update the virus software for Planet Earth! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Chur Whanau!, Episode 20! holy moly, how did we get this far, given that 2020 has been a complete write off so far.  But hope is on the horizon, as another episode of the Cuz Chat podcast is out! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Stoking the fire, back in the studio this week, Matt and Mitch impart wisdom on identifying the potential to ruin family outings, that your never too old to do anything and what Canadians think "Chur" means.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Matt & Mitch are joined by Jord once again, and special guest Chesta aka C ROKK.  We go some weird places this week whanau, from MMA fighting robots to Jonah Lomu Rugby! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

We back whanau!  Matt and Mitch shoot the shit twice in one week and recount those stories that are all fun and games until someone gets hurt...and then its hilarious  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Mitch is back in the studio with Matt, after a short delay in getting this episode out due to, you guessed it, poor form.  Oh, and we explain that episode thumbnail too. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Wondering how long is this quarantine going to last, and want tips on how to survive the next apocalypse?  Jorge RTD joins Matt & Mitch on this weeks episode to answer more questions you never knew you needed the answer too! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

ANZAC DAY Special! - Matt & Mitch are joined by Jorge and Rodders this week to celebrate their birthdays, and we learn about a new invention to help with the next pandemic!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Rodders aka Josh joins Matt & Mitch this week, to share some poor form stories, Matata Mishap:Trike Sessions and some bad parenting examples.   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

The Bro Kevy joins Matt and Mitch this week, to give his side of the Whanau Day Trophy heist, poor form stories, bad parenting and a now infamous backflip! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message

Jorge and Double FC join Matt & Mitch for another cracker chat, where we learn about the birds and the bees and lawn maintenance do's and don'ts.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-cuz-chat-podcast/message