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The Cyberbullies

One of the world's only podcasts discussing made-for-television movies shown on Lifetime and the Hallmark Channel.

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    Episode 60 - HotFrosty

    In Episode 60, the Cyberbullies return to discuss Frosty canon, iceholes, nipples, GILFs, positive Terminator, and why magic always needs rules as they discuss 2024's Netflix original movie Hot Frosty.

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    Bonus - Celebrity Net Worth and Other Nonsense

    Please enjoy some bonus content cut from Episode 59 - Bad Behind Bars: Jodi Arias including a bonus round of Celebrity Net Worth.

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    Bad Behind Bars: Jodi Arias

    On this episode, Ken returns from assignment as the Cyberbullies discuss Canadian prisons, polygraphs, crystal dicks, wicca, and Donovan's family as they dissect 2023's Bad Behind Bars: Jodi Arias. Also, here is a link to the SNL sketch Kyle mentioned - https://streamable.com/0g23e. Please note, we were short a mic stand so there is a bit mic rattling throughout the episode. Our apologies.

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    Bad Influence

    On this episode, The Cyberbullies return with a long episode! They play some new games and old favorites as well as discussing candles, community college, architecture, and yogurt while dissecting 2022's Tubi original Bad Influence.

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    Season 2: Episode 5 - Open Marriage

    On this "lost" episode of the Cyberbullies Podcast, Kyle, John, and Audrey discuss home gyms, workman's comp, LA real estate, hospital carpeting, and forgotten boy bands as they break down 2017's Open Marriage.

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    Season 2: Episode 4 - Psycho Storm Chaser

    On this very delayed episode, the Cyberbullies finish out Psycho-vember. We discuss serial killer tropes, IVs, comas, storm prep, and Twister as we dissect 2021's Psycho Storm Chaser.

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    Season 2: Episode 3 - Psycho Yoga Instructor

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss geodes, athleisure, sprigs, fake phone screens, and how a good premise is not necessarily a good movie as we get into 2020's Psycho Yoga Instructor.

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    Season 2: Episode 2 - The Girl in the Bathtub

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss actors with two first names, how a true story left out the best parts, the lack of Philly accents, and the Philly Phanatic's net worth as they dissect 2018's The Girl in the Bathtub.

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    Season 2: Episode 1 - FelizNaviDAD

    The Cyberbullies return! We are joined by new co-host Audrey Le and friend of the show John Yarotsky. On this episode, we discuss the high cost of packing boxes, seasonality of waterski instruction, home life of the Phoenix Sun's mascot, acapella made easy, and circus boy on horse as we break down 2020's Feliz NaviDAD.

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    Episode 52 - Killer Contractor

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss more door lock logic, why a fireball to the face does not necessitate a visit to the ER, famous contractor heights, and how they would make a movie about a killer sofa salesman as they dissect 2019's Killer Contractor.

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    Episode 3 - Can't Buy Me Love

    This episode's feature presentation: 1987's Cant' Buy Me Love. This week, the Cyberbullies discuss why a windbreaker is a sign of financial dominance, delve further into mall economics, and again decide if there is a new sovereign of the stack.

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    Episode 51 - The Wrong Tutor

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies are joined by FOTS Mair Troy to discuss dumb villains, fake soccer fields, fake driving, famous foxes, and Dikembe Columbo as they dissect 2019's The Wrong Tutor.

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    Episode 2 - Pulse

    This episode's Feature Presentation: Pulse (1988). On this episode, we discuss unmade sequels, why a 1980s house might want to kill you, whether Richard Romanus is the most underrated actor of all time, and the next Feature Presentation.

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    Uptempo Records Episode 002 - Dec. 15, 1991

    On episode 2 of Goddamn Uptempo Records: An America's Top 40 podcast, brothers Paul and Kyle Riismandel embark on a journey into the mind of Kasey Casem on December 15, 1991. We discuss the musical chimera that was 1991 where new jack swing ran headlong into power ballads while adult contemporary shared a chaste kiss with pop and blue eyed soul moments before grunge sprang onto the charts. It is another weird and wild countdown with Paul, Kyle, and Casey.

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    Episode 1 - American Flyers (1985)

    Welcome to Feature Presentation, from the idiots who brought you The Cyberbullies podcast. On this show, we revisit 1980s movies repeated ad nauseam on HBO that were burned into our brains but never became blockbusters. On each episode, we discuss why we liked it, alternate casting, do a fashion check, pick the most gif-able moment, rank the movies, and more! On this episode, we cover 1985's action, bicycle, comedy, drama American Flyers. We discuss, Kevin Costner's wardrobe, David's sex life, if casting Tom Cruise would have made this Top Gun on bikes, and just what is The Hell of the West.

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    Episode 50 - Holiday Date

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies celebrate their 50th ep by switching roles. We discuss method acting, famous architects, how a person does not know a single Xmas carol, and count down the five worst movies we've covered as we dissect 2019's Holiday Date.

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    Episode 49 - Christmas Under Wraps

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies are joined by Bridgette Oppedisano to discuss one of her favorite Hallmark movies. They get into if Santa can die, is this a Starman or Truman Show situation, the town handyman, why it's not cold in Alaska, and CCB as they break down 2014's Christmas Under Wraps.

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    Episode 48 - Holiday in the Wild

    On this episode, they Cyberbullies are joined by their friend Lauren, and they discuss Dr. K, the Elephantizer, Daddy Long Legs, Skype quality, terrible painting, and vengeance in the animal kingdom as they dissect 2019's Holiday in the Wild.

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    Episode 3.47 - A Hobo's Christmas

    As the holiday season is upon us, the Cyberbullies are re-releasing Episode 3 - A Hobo's Christmas for your listening pleasure. Enjoy our discussions of hobo royalty, hobo stew, just what is up with Cincinnati Harold, and Salt Lake City in winter.

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    Episode 47 - A Family Thanksgiving

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss the switcheroo rules, Groundhog Day, the Repo Witch, Chris Gaines, and birthday sex as they dissect 2010's A Family Thanksgiving.

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    Episode 46 - After the Shock

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies return from hiatus to close out MacTober. They discuss the Cypress Structure, Cypress Hill, claustrophobia, one liners, the Presidential fitness test, and where to get ladders in SF as they dissect 1990's After the Shock.

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    Episode 45 - Baby of the Bride

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies kick off MackTober 2. They discuss Shack, Mack, lamaze, colored polos, pleats, the diamond exchange, and grabass on the couch as they dissect 1991's Baby of the Bride.

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    Episode 44 - Wisegal

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies are joined by their good friend, Michael Miceli. They discuss giant bread, Godfather heights, Iron Eagle, the Toronto mafia, backfat, bagels, and cupcakes as they breakdown 2008's Wisegal.

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    Episode 43 - Killer Single Dad

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss feedback from Florio, Harry and the Hendersons, sleeper holds, the vinyl revival, Dear John, IMDB fetishists, and the Lifetime blueprint as they dissect 2018's Killer Single Dad.

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    Episode 1 - July 28, 1984

    On the pilot episode of Uptempo Records: An America's Top 40 podcast, brothers Paul and Kyle Riismandel go on a journey with Casey Kasem to July 28, 1994 bringing their commentary and trivial knowledge as they discuss the top hits, forgettable singles, depressing long distance dedications, and vintage ads on Casey's countdown. Links to discussion items from the show: Casey Kasem rants and outtakes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seCkv_aqSF8&t=1s 1984 Olympics - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYETq4L4-S4 Ronald Reagan's Morning in America campaign - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU-IBF8nwSY 1973 Pontiac Catalina - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7algFQXnsV0 Gated reverb - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRMjxn0kxjjWGkUAHo9mkw71XAnZJeMEi Tony Carey - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Carey DX-7 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Ha0MMT0aA Crazy Calls Answering Machine Greetings - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wewsuLjJpEo&list=PLNcxY3cM1xuSq9tA3vYGWepXsKd8ZM8_N Agree shampoo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhBmyaDtZA8 Eddy Grant, “Romancing the Stone” - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCt-b8xWzX4 To Live and Die in L.A. Soundtrack - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lLQ3bNz0mI&list=PLqnnuEVGcRQz8lPQUcB4P9WLW16CIySh3

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    Episode 42 - The Comeback Kid

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss who really is the comeback kid, the kissing bandit, Larry's turtle, child existentialists, today's Kenny Rogers, and Kid Sematary the movie as they dissect 1980's The Comeback Kid.

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    Episode 41 - A Deadly Vision

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies return from a brief hiatus to discuss psychic rules, Ken's hatred of artists, famous virgins, and Here on Earth as they dissect 1997's A Deadly Vision.

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    Episode 40 - Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss sad pet stores, Terence Trent Darby, jokes for 50 year olds, and famous animal actors as they dissect 2014's Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever.

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    Episode 39 - Another Woman's Husban d

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss Bonar Bain, blowing bubbles, the dead man's float, honesty in relationships, and gigantic slices of apple pie as they dissect 2000's Another Woman's Husband.

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    Episode 38 - Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story

    On this episode, the CBs are joined by Ken's friend and former Remote Control contestant, Tom Florio. They discuss Atomic Mass, spoon factories, depressing long distance dedications, casual cops on the English countryside, and the Celebrity Net Worths of famous amputees as they dissect 2001's Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story.

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    Episode 37 - The Secret Sex Life of a Single Mom

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss Mr. Right vs. Mr. tonight, Canadian landlines, subs, doms, dungeons, and more as they review 2014's The Secret Sex Life of a Single Mom.

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    Episode 36 - Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss casting decisions, landscaping, montage and Ivan Nagy, IMDB keywords, and some surprising celebrity net worths as they break down 2004's Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss.

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    Episode 35 - Tempted

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies are joined by guests Audrey Le and John Yarotsky to discuss talking on the phone, the Madsen clan, the "blue" cave, hyman vs. hymen, and Cradle 2 the Grave 2: Back to the Cradle as they dissect 2003's Tempted.

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    Episode 34 - Carolina Moon

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies talk psychic rules, fanboats, Nora Roberts' fetishes, 90s fashion, Nicole Eggert's ice cream truck, and play a new game as they discuss 2007's Carolina Moon.

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    Episode 33 - The Perfect Bride

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies are joined by FOTS John Y. and an in-studio audience. They heard us discuss a ghost rules redux, what would happen if the 1991 Buffalo Bills died in a plane crash, microfiche findings, VFW lighting, and deaf strippers as we dissected 1991's The Perfect Bride.

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    Episode 32 - The Triangle

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss ghost logic (again), making it right with Bacalu, balding paramours, the 90210 JV squad, and the life and work of Luke Perry as they dissect 2001's The Triangle.

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    Episode 31 - Montana Sky

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss the passing of Luke Perry, why anyone ever liked Jack Mercy, 2nd generation evangelists, and John Corbett's double duty as they break down 2007's Montana Sky.

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    Episode 30 - Arson Mom

    On this week's episode, the Cyberbullies discuss a hard truth about HL&TN, red herrings, Barry Larson, CGI fire, and just how much arson it takes to be an Arson Mom as they discuss 2014's Arson Mom/Sole Custody.

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    Episode 29 - Quarterback Princess

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss Beef Adams, PG nudity, Helen Hunt's arm strength, and why no one sounds Canadian as they dissect 1983's Quarterback Princess.

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    Episode 28 - Sinister Minister

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss Australian reality tv, a new mission for Huey Lewis and the News, how this movie is like Solo: A Star Wars Story, and what goes in an "important" folder on your desktop as they dissect 2017's Sinister Minister.

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    Episode 27 - The Princess Switch

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss friends and lovers, Soul Man, smooth jazz, and power forwards as they break down Netflix's entry into the Xmas movie genre, The Princess Switch.

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    Episode 02.27 - Thomas Kinkade's Xmas Cottage

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies kick off the holiday season with a throwback to our first Xmas episode - Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage! The CBs discuss the night the animals talk, Night Court, why 2 Oscar winners are in this, and what exactly it means to be the painter of light. Put another log on the fire and curl up with this classic Xmas episode.

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    Episode 26 - Britney Ever After

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies discuss bomb castles, fly moats, meatpoles, and boy band heights, you feel me, as they dissect 2017's Britney Ever After.

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    25 - Love by the 10th Date

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies return to the Braswelliverse. They discuss Ken's love of 1920s pop music, how portable phones work, Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes, and Jared "J-Load" Lorenzen as they analyze 2017's Love by the 10th Date.

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    Episode 24 - The Haunting Passion

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies close out MacTober! They discuss ghost infidelity, parrot burials, The Dead Zone, and long distance dedications as they analyze 1983's The Haunting Passion.

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    Episode 23 - The People Across the Lake

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies celebrate MacTober! They discuss the economics of windsurfing, buttermilk skies, wandering locals, and famous Geralds while dissecting 1988's The People Across the Lake.

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    Episode 22 - Not Like Everyone Else

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies play some new games and discuss adults who think spells are real, paralyzed warlocks, lazy dads, Just for Men, and the 1st Amendment as they dissect 2006's Not Like Everyone Else.

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    Episode 21 - Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear

    On this episode, the Cyberbullies are joined by FOTS John and Audrey. Together, we discuss staring frogs, pool playing hens, how to eat pickles, and how old is too old for a baby monitor while dissecting 1998's Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear.

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    Episode 20 - Garage Sale Mystery

    On this episode, the Bullies return from their vacation and are joined by FOTP Mair Troy to analyze 2013's Garage Sale Mystery. They discuss Steve Perry with a thick neck, Predator-vision for deals, the DeLuise family, Det. Newarski, and the psychological effects of Minecraft plus a Coolio situation in this edition of Celebrity Net Worth.

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    The Million Dollar Movie - The Dirt Bike Kid

    Due to some scheduling difficulties, this week's episode will be a "bonus" show - The Cyberbullies' Million Dollar Movie: The Dirt Bike Kid. On this episode, we discuss farting motorbikes, foreclosure law and eminent domain, and if motorbike's have Miranda rights as we provide commentary on 1985's The Dirt Bike Kid as well as commercials from the film's date of release, November 1st.

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