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The Dave and Steve Show
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A comedy podcast covering a wide variety of topics and guests.
Episodes
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A Message from Dave - SUMMER BREAK!
Please listen to this important message from Dave and then go enjoy your Summer! -The Dave and Steve Show with Tracy
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Dave Missing Pt2, NAFTA, Work travel, Taco Music
Tracy and Steve reflect on: NAFTA Bananas Harry Potter Busy days at work Steve's not afraid of getting a job done Tracy presented to a packed house of ghosts Sight seeing while on business trips Mostly food related travel Steve played drums at a taco place Commercial Tracy's Minute Headlines…
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Time Travel questions, Swedish Dave, Shortsleeve Sweatshirts, Naked Lawyers
Tracy helps Steve stumble through an intro Steve mentions Harry Potter before the 3 minute mark Tracy thinks Time Travel is like spackle Steve admits he doesn't listen to Tracy during the show until it is recorded Steve compliments Tracy's ability to tell a joke in a barely condescending way The...
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Drunken La Bambas, Failing Sparks, and Barbershop Musks
Dave and Steve recap their band reunion. Turns out the guy couldn't sing La Bamba. Dave and his buddy, Toby, had to play against their will. Steve overstayed his karaoke welcome. We cut a new song called "We Are the Kittitas." Dave nailed the "Talk Dirty to Me" solo. Tracy is having Spark…
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Disneyland Diaries, Road Ragers, and Farting Families
Dave immediately forgets "with Tracy!" It's Dave's fault that there was no show last week. He also went to see "Smokey and the Bandit." Tracy kind of wants to be the coach from "Bad News Bears." Dave is back from Disneyland and is broke. The Rise of the Resistance ride is AMAZING... ...and…
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Steve and Tracy Quiz Their Sons
Once again, Dave is taking some well deserved R&R from life, and that includes his podcast Tracy and Steve are left to mind the store again Tracy proposes an entire new segment of topics certain to anger Dave when he hears them There's a commercial Then there's a brand new minute from Tracy Steve...
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Unlearned music, Unfun birthdays, Unclaimed phones
Steve Complains about the music he has to learn for two gigs Tracy talks about how birthdays are represented in his life Dave had a rough weekend and lost a chair, with a phone in it Dave's family had better not ruin Disneyland for him Tracy has a minute Headlines Reminder that Dave is going to...
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Frigid Idaho Forests, First time drives, and Fearful fathers
Tracy heard Portuguese in Idaho. We hear whether the guys get lousy t-shirts on vacation. Steve is healthier and within the margin of error. We hear recollections of our first time driving a car...except Dave's. Having your father afraid for his life is the key to a successful relationship. Steve...
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Covid Steves, Tracy Juniors, and Old Daves
A man grew a penis on his arm. Thanks to modern science, we have a stand-in for Tracy! Steve got "The Vid." Dave got the news that he is old. Lacrosse stuff is mentioned, as is a truck bumper. We hear from the fine folks at Chicken Box. Dave scolds Steve for not giving Tracy his proper dues.…
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Clogged Pipes, Lazy Birds, and Offensive Minutes
Tracy discusses his broken pipe and it’s not in his house Steve warns that Tracy’s metaphors could be hazardous Some surprising information about Mount Rushmore Nothing is the size of a regulation Bocce court Steve explains why birds are lazy and hate us Steve is a popcorn extremist and has...
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Busy Daves, Tracy Loves Tracy, Blood Poisoning
The whole crew is back! Dave calls out Tracy for loving Tracy Dave is busy and getting busier and Steve and Tracy are on their own next week. Dave talks midlife crisis and Steve internalizes, Tracy says "no internalizing. Dave remembers he went to school with someone. Dave has theories about Les...
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Split Shows, New Drunks, and Santa Officers
A bit of a "Best Of" this week, but with a few brand new bits thrown in to keep you listening! Back in full force next week here on The Dave and Steve Show with Tracy!
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Drunk Bits, Excessive Collins, and Goonew Tributes
Dave is sitting down and thinks people care. Steve finally sent Dave a photo. Tracy and Dave coax an F Bomb out of Steve! Steve's son is in NYC and having a great time. Dave rails against the new Polaroid cameras. Tracy accidentally saw a jazz band perform. Dave tells a story about AC/DC and his...
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Foolish Aprils, Rushed Guitars, and Swearing Kids
For the record, Dave does NOT paddle children. 2 of the 3 hosts of this show hate April Fools Day. Steve and Dave are getting the band back together... ...and Dave is already pissed off at Steve. (As of this posting, Steve still hasn't email Dave his picture.) Tracy makes it clear that Steve is…
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Reykjavík Regurgitations, Pontificating Penises, and Missing Minutes
Dave is back and already pissed off... ...all because of a missed Dad joke. Steve ate the pudding. We changed the name of the show, but not really. We hear the harrowing tale of "Spider Island." Dave got food poisoning on an airplane and barfed in Reykjavik. He also straddled a woman on a plane....
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Drunken Master Paul Interview, Dave’s 2nd absence, Pineapples
Dave is gone again Tracy and Steve talk about pineapples and swinging Steve and Tracy speak with Drunken Master Paul, a man with such an interesting life journey, you have to hear it to believe. An incredible Minute from Tracy. Headlines. Dave still didn't show up.
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Daveless hosts, Norwegian Legions, Kayaks, In-person Conferences, Banana Puddings, Unheard Songs,
Steve and Tracy openly weep as Dave does or does not join the Norwegian Legion even though Dave is probably in Sweden. Tracy totally rocks a conference where he dials down a key-note speaker Key-note speaker did NOT footnote Tracy's quote Steve loves banana pudding Weird snack cracker supply…
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French Alleyways, Dirty Teeth, and Marshmallow Lies
Dave will be out for two weeks, and that means... ...nothing really. Just more Steve and Tracy. Dave is nervous about traveling abroad. Tracy's advice is to always claim being from Canada. We talk scary moments while traveling. Tracy walked the French train tracks to Disneyland Paris. Dave and…
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Bathtub Sandwiches, Pretentious Gyms, and KISS Analogies
The show kicks off hot with the announcement of a brand-new Pepsi! Steve's family was decidedly Coke. The people Steve swims with don't like to get their hair wet. We talk Steve's super-pretentious gym. Dave makes it clear this is not a reflection on Steve. Would you pick the millionaire in a...
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Super Bowls, Gassy Holes, and Valentine Goals
Tracy handled the "Previously On" this week! Dave thinks he talks too much and Tracy agrees. We get YET ANOTHER Jimbo Billy Bob segment. Steve was right about who would have the primo Jimbo. Dave learns what GBP actually stands for. We won't need to wear masks much longer! We talk about returning...
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Moab Weddings, Streaming Debates, and Doctor Drummers
We hear from one of our UK listeners! He calls Dave an "arsehole." Dave was not happy with the caliber of "fans" last week. Here we go with Jimbo Billy Bob again. Don't enter "Swing Machine" into your search engine. We spend a fair amount of time talking about not watching the Olympics. Dave had…
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Steve and Tracy Home Alone
Dave is off strolling around a cold desert in an $80 suit, so Steve and Tracy unlock the doors to let the people in for a party. It goes well. Steve and Tracy enjoy each other's company. You should hear the weeks these two have had. There is considerable talk about Groundhog Day. Celebrating some...
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Eff Bombs, Weird Horns, and Meth Squirrels
(00:03:10) Tracy is officially out of the urine jar! (00:04:30) Dave is worried that this show will suck. (00:07:30) We find out who Dan Fogelberg is. (00:09:03) Dave has yet another life dilemma that he asks about. (00:11:42) EFF BOMB NUMBER ONE! (00:18:00) Steve shares his "Weird Horn…
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Cherry Reds, Midnight Blues, and Urine Yellows
Truly one of our most entertaining, varied, and and energetic shows to date. Maybe even top 50 of our 2022 episodes thus far! (00:03:04) - For once, it's Tracy with the technical difficulties. (00:03:47) - Or make that technical "difficul-pees." (00:05:05) - There could be a big change coming to...
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ER Visits, Cheap Suits, and Vomiting Cats
We finally have the full crew back for the first time in 2022! 00:02:15 - We kick the show off with a short discussion around cat vomit. 00:05:37 - Dave's wife had a rather decent medical scare. 00:10:57 - We hear the crew's worst visits to the ER. 00:28:36 - Dave is getting dangerously close to...
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No Steves, Dog Fights, and Fart Jars
00:02:55 - Dave starts the show on an incredible downer. 00:09:35 - Dave introduced his son to Jackass. 00:13:06 - Tracy and Dave have a good conversation around political middle grounds. 00:27:18 - Dave replaced a doorknob and thinks someone cares. 00:32:25 - Tracy watched movies and thinks...
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Disneyworld Vacations, Mayonnaise Satans, and Eggplant Emojis
(00:00:49) - We learn to time travel! (00:02:00) - Dave is suffering from serious superhero fatigue. (00:11:00) - Dave screwed his hair up badly. (00:19:35) - Steve and Dave try to take credit for Tracy's Christmas miracle. (00:21:45) - Dave asks for advice on a free photo printer. (00:25:00) -...
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Best Of Previously On Year End Extravaganza!
On this year-end wrap-up show, we bring you over 30 minutes of the best moments from The Dave and Steve Show for the 2021 season. This is perfect episode to send to friends to give them a taste of what we're all about, so please share! Thank you for your continued support and we'll talk to you…
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It‘s an Okay Life!
Join us for a very special (and thankfully short) Christmas episode, "It's an Okay Life!" We hear Steve take a journey through an alternate version of his life where Dave and Tracy don't even know who he is and where his name sure as heck isn't half the show! You won't want to miss it! And tune…
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Gift Guides, Agitated Fathers, and Burning Airports
If you've still got Holiday shopping to do, then you're not going to want to miss this episode! Dave and Steve's Holiday Gift Guide, curated by Dave himself, is sure to give you at least a few gift ideas for those hard-to-buy-for people in your life! (00:02:52) - Tracy shares a story about......
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It‘s The Tracy and Steve Show
Tracy and Steve discuss their Thanksgivings and why Dave is not around this week. - Dave's gone to New Zealand or New Brunswick and didn't bother to call in - Tracy re-explains why he was fine for Thanksgiving - Steve had two Thanksgivings - Steve talks about a new casserole he made for almost 13...
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Alone on Thanksgiving, Clips you’ve never heard, and Free Book Offer
(00:01:00) – Tracy explains Thanksgiving cereal (00:08:00) – Our podcasting careers began 14 years ago (00:11:30) – Steve’s microphone hasn’t worked in 14 years (00:13:00) – The show used to have actual women on it (00:15:25) – Tracy’s mom called us dumbasses (00:19:00) – Headlines from years…
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Staple Guns, Humming Birds, and Childhood Keepsakes
Email us at: [email protected] (00:02:00) - Steve gets to tell his hardware story. (00:03:45) - Dave loses his shit over Steve's mic... again. (00:04:38) - Steve tries again without Dave being a dick. (00:17:40) - Steve tries again, but this time about humming birds. (00:27:00)…
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Cryptocurrency Explained and Demystified with Eric and Stefan of Flourishing Capital
Ever heard terms like "blockchain," "NFT" or "crypto mining" and wondered what the hell they mean? Want to dabble in the world of cryptocurrency but aren't sure where you should start? Then our guests this week are for you! Eric Gonzalez and Stefan Rollins of Flourishing Capital sit down with the...
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Early Christmases, Dinner Parties, and Hometown Blotters
(00:02:20) - Dave and Steve have been friends for a LONG time. (00:03:34) - Dave started putting Christmas decorations up early. (00:09:28) - Steve's Dad got candy canes from a famous baseball player. (00:13:20) - Dave watched an identity crisis wrapped in a football game. (00:18:00) - Steve...
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Botched Intros, Vaccine Boosters, and Buttrock Baccarat
An absolutely STUPID amount of entertainment contained in our 80th episode! Make sure to stick around until the end to see if you can best Dave in another round of Buttrock Baccarat! Email: [email protected] (00:01:32) - Dave forgets (again) how close Steve is. (00:02:50) - We get an...
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Short Shows, Hunting Dolls, and Covid Tracys
We had to throw together a short-but-sweet show this week for a variety of reasons. Have a listen, and then buckle up for next week as we are coming back with a VENGEANCE! Email Us: [email protected]
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Chicken Box, Weird Mandates, and Magic Tricks
Dave asked the crew to get weird for episode 78, and boy did they oblige... (01:48) - Tracy got the Chicken Box. (02:40) - Dave is halfway through Sober October and Liquid Death is helping. (06:30) - Steve recreates what it will sound like when drunk Dave returns. (08:18) - What Tracy did last...
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Jay Jay French - Guitarist and Founder of Twisted Sister
We've brought you lots of guests over the history of The Dave and Steve Show, but none that have ticked the "bucket list of guests" for both Tracy and Dave quite like our guest this week! Jay Jay French is a founding member of the iconic rock band, Twisted Sister, and also the author of the brand...
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Split Beards, Wall Dolls, and Spongebob Romances
We begin episode 76 with a HUGE announcement about an upcoming guest! Then stick around for all of your favorite Dave and Steve Show humor, including the Hometown Blotter, Headlines, and a new game from Steve! Tell your friends, and let us know what you think of the show by reaching out at:...
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Muted Mics, Sold Pelotons, and Korean BBQ
Contact Us: [email protected] (02:00) - Tracy's mic isn't working... (04:20) - The Damm Truth podcast! (24:40) - What Did You Do Last Week? (26:50) - The story of Ray's RC helicopter. (29:45) - Dave sold the Peloton that he wouldn't shut up about. (34:15) - Steve had some technical...
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Behind The Scenes: Show Sponsors of The Dave and Steve Show
Join Steve as he takes you on an audio tour of the most important part of what makes The Dave and Steve Show work... the money. Learn incredible facts never revealed about show sponsors and hear the stories you never asked to hear.
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Christos Kalogirou, Author of ”Wild Dogs: An Adventure in Adolescence”
Our guest on this week's episode has written a fantastic book that happens to also support a great cause. His name is Christos Kalogirou and his book is titled "Wild Dogs: An Adventure In Adolescence," which tells the tail of Christos growing up in a boarding school... and eventually doing...
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Heber Pampillon, Guitarist for Kickin Valentina
On this episode we are joined by the founder of one of Dave's favorite current bands, Mr. Heber Pampillon of Kickin Valentina! Heber hops on to discuss touring with big bands and massive festivals, what he thinks of cruise ship concerts, being a rock band stuck in the middle of a pandemic, his...
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Episode 71 - Damm Truths, Chimichanga Anniversaries, and Sanitized Fairs
Steve has built a competing podcast to take down our show. It's still not on iTunes. Steve has already angered his fanbase. We're going to stop apologizing for length. The Oregon Coast still sucks. Tacoma traffic still sucks. Dave's wife had one too many margaritas. Tracy and Dave talk about the...
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Episode 70 - Jon Belan, frontman for Gene the Werewolf
If you enjoy your rock and roll served hot and fresh with a side of attitude, then our guest on this week's show is for you! If you like your podcast descriptions littered with poorly-written clichés, then we can probably help you there too... Gene the Werewolf formed in 2007 and have been…
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Episode 69 - Steve Haverly, Mayoral Candidate and Creator of St. Meatentine's Day
Have you ever been on The Today Show? Ever created your own holiday? Ever run your own Reality Show production company? Ever run for Mayor of the 3rd largest city in Washington State? Our guest this week has done all of that and more! Steve Haverly joins us for this very special interview to talk...
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Episode 68 - Lame Aquariums, Hot Toilets, and Racist Roundabouts
Dave is back and immediately begins the show by being an ass. Last week's show made Dave yell in his car. Do NOT go see Waikiki's aquarium. Dave cannot remember what an otter is. Hawaii has hot hotels and even hotter toilet water. The line for donuts was way too long. Dave's wife hit his car...…
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Episode 67 - Dave's Not Here
This is the one where Dave goes on vacation and leaves Steve with the keys. Well that will probably never happen again... Tracy immediately moves on Dave's Mom Steve waves at her Steve fouls up Tracy's introduction and you can hear Dave's toes curl up all the way from Hawaii. Tracy and Steve talk...
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Episode 66 - The Steve and Dave Show
Still buzzing from episode 65 and the interview with Peter Clines, there's a switcheroo! Steve is at the helm and it's all Dave can do to not have a full blown panic attack. Tracy seems fine with it. Steve hastily tries to start the show Dave stops him to talk about it Tracy points out that it's...
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