Episodes
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Ep. 74: The Aaron Haskin Show (feat Hayden Miller)
Disclaimer: This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Well its happened. Aaron's ego has taken full control, so welcome to The Dead Vinyl, Aaron Haskin Show Podcast....
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Ep. 73: Revelations, Quitters Never Quit
Well here we are! We didn't quit doing the show, but don't tempt Aaron, he'll quit anything. Today, the boys pick up the pieces of the pod at Hayden's place, we watch the Sandlot, discuss another 10 of the greatest movies ever, and Aaron shares his tales as a 7th grade football powerhouse. We…
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Ep. 72: Goodbye, Space
Disclaimer: This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Well here we are! We made it for episode 72, and so have you! Unfortunately, due to financial concerns weve had to...
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Ep. 71: Penis Letters and Sophie's Choice (feat. Max Kusin)
Well here we go again! Today on the program, we're joined by Max Kusin (The Grae), we get into making your penis into shapes (such as letters), name drops, Corey Feldman's music career, the possible plot of Sophie's Choice, and we begin to review AFI's list of the greatest 100 movies of all time!...
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Ep. 70: No More Pot, No More Pod
Here it is, episode 70, were out of pot so now things suck... Well I guess things don't suck, but they could be a lot better if you know what I mean. We get funny after watching a few red bull sponsored soapbox racing events, watch a doc on the coldest city on the world, and finally notice the...
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Ep. 69: Dudes!
Its a Hollywood's BIGGEST night! Or at least it was... We're late as hell so here it is. Ill make the next episodes description better. Trust me, ive done this over 68 times. Music by Dead Vinyl, Hayden Miller, and Sheprador is available on Apple Music, Spotify, and all other streaming platforms!...
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Ep. 68: Evil Dr. Looney Tunes VS Lebron James
Disclaimer: This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered genius comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Well here it is, and here you are! Think you're all loved out...Well you got one more Valentine Day message...
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Ep. 67: On The Spectrum Boys
Disclaimer: This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Here we are! We made it, its episode 67 and we didnt do the 67 thing once, opportunity missed. Today we start by...
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EMERGENCY PODCAST #1
Disclaimer: This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Its a goddamn emergency, the boys made a pod for you to keep warm with. The ice might be gone but the podcast our...
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Ep. 66: Sexecute Order 66
It’s Episode Order 66, you know what that means! It's time to kill all the Jedi you can! Get your pitch forks and blasters, were going youngling hunting! Today, Aaron’s tism is on full display, Hayden and Aaron watch the disney channel movie classic "Johnny Tsunami", the origins of the Clone Army...
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Ep. 65: Perspectives (feat. Stephanie Benjamin)
Well here we are! We made it one more year with great laughs and boring yet colorful insights! Here's to another year! This coming year we plan to do just about the bare minimum and hopefully get what everyone wants; 1 million dollars cash. Today, joined by Heavy Petal's Stephanie Benjamin, we…
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Ep. 64: Friendsgiving (feat. Carson Crowell and Parker Anderson)
Here we are! We did it! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! We have podcast. We do podcast at bar. We get tipsy and make peen joke. We love nerd rope in all forms. ALL HAIL PARKER ANDERSON!!! Joined this week by our friends Carson Crowell of Roxy Mae Rumble fame, and Parker Anderson of Animal...
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Ep. 63: Carl Sagan Never Played Playstation 2
Here it is, its a podcast. The 63rd one weve done so far, you're welcome. Music by Dead Vinyl, Hayden Miller, and Sheprador is available on Apple Music, Spotify, and all other streaming platforms! Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! If you'd like to interact with the Dead Vinyl Podcast,...
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Ep. 62: The 3rd Annual Halloween Special (feat. Nolan Robertson)
Well here we are! It’s Halloween and I’m sure you’re aware what that means... It’s the 3rd Annual Dead Vinyl Halloween Special!!! In this terrifying edition, we watch and breakdown John Carpenter’s Halloween 2, the debt that all men pay, business’ that no longer exist, Jamie Lee Curtis’ breasts,...
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Ep. 61: Basket Case Freak Sex (feat. Claire Hinkle)
Well here we are! It’s a new episode, things are starting to change, but the weather certainly isn’t. Finally the sausage fest is over, we’re joined by proverbially unavailable local singer songwriter and girl; Claire Hinkle! Hayden introduces Aaron to the Basket Case Cinematic Universe (BCCU)…
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Ep. 60: Meat Heat
Well we made it again, here you are, there you go, okay, sick. Today we welcome the spooky season with micro tapes, Aaron hating streaming services, John Travolta's Michael, big peens, and we recount the fun times at "2 Smashed 2 Furious"! Strap in and enjoy this tasty morsel of "low-stakes"…
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Ep. 59: 2 Smashed 2 Furious (LIVE AT GUSTOS)
Well here we are! It's the 15th and now you get a choice slice of fun! Recorded at Gustos Burgers + Stuff, Hayden and Aaron welcome guest host, Christian Carlos Carvajal. Also DJ PJ Tha Wildman is on the motherflippin' 1's and 2's watching over us with some sick car crashes... Today we talk smash...
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Ep. 58: We Know Science
Well here we are, and so are YOU! Today we welcome september with talk of science, Aaron laughs at Hayden's near death experience, getting painted on like a french girl, songs with REALLY bad words, baby mud pictures...mkay that'll do. No lies said on this believable slice of "low-stakes" hangs…
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Ep. 57: Kevin Bacon's Hollow Penis
Well we made it, and this time you get a description. Lucky devils... Today we talk about a lot of shit, Hayden fucks around and finds out STEM isn't quite stem cell research, Aaron hates the music he makes, and the boys watch an Aerosmith music video... Get your asteroids out, cause this "low...
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Ep. 56: The Disaster Artists
Ep. 56: The Disaster Artists by Dead Vinyl
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Ep. 55: Boat Jargon
Well here we are, and so are you! The boys talk about leaving legacies, Aaron’s patchy beard, dick elongation surgery, old npr shows, we “take” some unsuspecting callers, we watch the trailer for “3000 Miles to Graceland”, and Emo-Tobey makes a quick appearance! Don’t be afraid to be left on…
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Ep. 54: MC Che$ter Drawers (feat. Jorts Richardson)
Oh hey... Here we are by the skin of our teeth, scrambling to bring you an episode while our fearless leader Haskers is away. We're back baby! Finally after months of constant bullying and verbal and physical assaults, we're joined by the man himself, Jordan "Jorts" Richardson of Son of Stan....
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Ep. 53: Girthday Wishes (feat. Ryker Hall)
Well here we are! We made it and look at this; SO DID YOU! Today joined by our pal Ryker Hall, of Ryker Hall fame, we discuss Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick's masturbation style, calling the cops, meme culture, Hayden being a cam boy, and the boys conspire to take over the internet's algorithm! No shortage...
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Ep. 52: American Pope
Well here we are! You made it, and so have we! With a new month comes a new episode of the greatest podcast ever! Joined by our friend and overlord Parker Anderson, we get into buffalo wings, old porn videos found in your uncles dvd player, Star Kid suits, bringing food into movie theaters, and…
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Ep. 51: The Animal Husbandrist
Well we made it on time, and so did you! This is a podcast where only serious issues are discussed. No talking about "cuntalingus", Jurassic Park 3, and Brenda Fricker's beautiful breasts. This edition of low-stakes hangs was brought to you by Parker Anderson, our former and now current overlord!...
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Ep. 50: Thomas Edison Blows
Here we are yet again! Its episode 50, so we scrambled our brains and forgot to mention anything about it! Today we discuss boy scouting, early childhood memories, film footage of the world during the early 1900's, and how much we hate Thomas Edison. No intellectual property has been stolen in…
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Ep. 49: Birthday Haskers
Well here we are! We made it, and so did you! After another beautiful ass trip around the sun, Aaron wanted to celebrate with a birthday pod! Joined by the rest of Dead Vinyl (Tyler Vela, Jordan Tucker, and Animal Spirit's Parker Anderson) we discuss Gotham City neon street gangs, transformers…
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Ep. 48: Opening Day (feat. Garrett North)
Well here we are! We’re late af, as fuck, but here it is. Note to self: when scheduling a podcast, keep in mind when you and your family have to move into your new home! Today (2 weeks ago), joined by Sheprador frontman Garrett North, we talk baseball and baseball movies! Who always wanted to be...
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Ep. 47: High Stakes Cakes
Well shoot, even with cameras failing, we managed to bring it home. Today we welcome tattoos in discreet locations, Looney Tunes powers, Hayden learns about Aaron's levels of fatness, and we discover what secret Aaron would keep from his wife... All this fun and more begins when you blow out the...
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Ep. 46: A Love Letter To Chili's (feat. Jordan Dyer)
Well here we are! You and us and our friend Jordan Dyer, get into it today! Today we discuss Aaron and Parker’s Applebees date with Paul “The Landlord”, the blockbuster film; Tip Toes, Jordan shows us an E.T. and Michael Jackson collab, and we play “F, Marry, Kill” with some beautiful franchise...
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Ep. 45: Road Trippadours
Well hello there! Its the band, Dead Vinyl. Here to be your steadfast companion on these lonely February nights. As Valentine's Day departs for another trip around the sun, we talk about the cameras that have entered the studio, a show hosted by Al Pacino and Sir Bernie Sanders, how we'd do in a...
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Ep. 44- Happy Groundhog Day!
Well here we are! It's Groundhog Day! We LOVE this holiday so much, we decided to stick around to see what that pesky rodent in Pennsylvania has to say about winter! Whether we get 6 weeks more winter or not, that asshole never dies! I say we band together to rise up and defeat this real life...
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Ep. 43: The Return of The Vela
Yo party people! Here we are again! We got a full band in the house, ready to greet February and welcome back an old friend... Hayden's love for liquid death. Today we talk about (oddly enough) wrestling, Tyler's Main Event Birthday Party, and The Rockford Classic! Music by Dead Vinyl, Hayden...
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Ep. 42: Can You Smell What The DVP Is Cookin?
Well here we are brother! It's another edition of "low stakes" hangs for the clamouring masses! You are welcome! Today, we get used to 2025 with a recap of our little drummer boy’s WWE themed birthday party! Today, we talk about the dangers of plastics in our beautiful oceans, we plot and…
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Ep. 41: A Whole Ass New Year
Well look who it is! It's a brand spankin' new episode for a brand spankin' new year! Today, we get into the nitty gritty of strip club bathroom attendants. What's ahead in 2025 for the show, our new year's resolutions, and write a Rom-Com about Aaron's road to recovery! We also send a very sweet...
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Ep. 40: A Very Dead Vinyl Christmas
Well here we are! We made it! It's Christmas, and we decided to treat you with a special episode of The Dead Vinyl Podcast! Joined by our friends Parker Anderson & Jordan Tucker, we deliver you a beautifly wrapped present of boring goodness!!! Today, we welcome the blood of Christ, we talk...
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Ep. 39: It's Been A Fortnight (feat. Brad Cannon)
Welcome back you sex machines! Today we are joined by Boiled Owl bartender, Brad Cannon! Confused and sober he decided to hangout to see what all the damn fuss was about! In this charming lil show that could, we discuss Aaron's drumline aspirations, Brad's love for terrible chewing gum, and we...
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Ep. 38: Ninja Smoke Bomb
Well here we are again! We took time out of our busy schedules to start your December with all the boredom you deserve. In this beautiful edition of the DVPod, we talk thanksgiving, xmas decorating, a fancier way to play the game of basketball, and we take a trip down Jack Black's filmography to...
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Ep. 37: The Red Chili Pé
Hello boyos and goyos! Here we are, back again with a drunky birthday pod. Hayden turned 34 years old, and it shows... We discuss illnesses passed by toddler hands. Old rock posters used as birthday present wrapping paper. VHS' found in Aaron's boss's attic, Starship Troopers, and we start a...
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Ep. 36: The Stepford Bros
Well here we are again! Today we see what the MLB is up to. We bring back former President Jimmy Carter for a quick telephone chit-chat, enjoy stories of Hayden’s Halloween weekend, and we hear Arts Goggle 2024 coverage by a big dumb red podcast host! Music by Dead Vinyl, Hayden Miller, &…
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Ep. 35: The 2nd Annual Dead Vinyl Halloween Special
Well here we are you spooky ladies and creepy fellas! We've made it to another DVP Halloween Special! Don't be afraid we locked the door. The monsters won't interrupt a podcast in the middle of a recording. Courtesy; the achilles heel for most monsters. Joined by our guests Parker Anderson (Dead...
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Ep.34: Bitches Love A Stick Twirl (feat. Matt Mabe)
Oh hey, we’re back, and so are you! Well here we are, stepping onto the SS Nostalgia with an old friend, local drummer man Matt Mabe! Today our heroes await a spooky season, remember venues long gone, and an old British guitar god; hell bent on trying to help the kids live better lives! Music by...
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Ep. 33: The Life and Times of Footless Joe Jackson
Well here it is kids! October has a lot in store for the DVP! Today, Hayden and Aaron watch Army of Darkness; kinda. We discuss tater kegs, Aaron's fear of scary things, and we pay our respects to Darth Vader himself; James Earl Jones! Get back to the middle ages with your boomstick and keep your...
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Ep 32: Does Anybody Want Some Magic Johnson?
Here we are! We found it! It’s been found! Here it is! It’s the Dead Vinyl Podcast! Today our heroes are a little out of it, so they rely on sound bites, Hayden is back in the dick game! Aaron teaches Hayden who Magic Johnson is. We learn about HIV, Flex Seal, and consumer products brought to us…
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Ep. 31: Liquid Death Becomes Her
Good evening ladies and germs…. I know, I know. We’re back and our love for movies knows no bounds! Today get distracted while watching “Death Becomes Her”, we give time stamps for you to sync and watch along with us! NOTE TO LISTENER!: If you sync the movie with us, we are watching on Amazon...
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Ep. 30: Beanie Baby Bitches (feat. Mark Randall)
Well here we are you maniacs! This time we recorded at Blackstone Studios in Fort Worth, TX! Joined by Mark Randall (Blackstone Studios) we discuss only the important topics like; Nick Tittle's GIANT penis, leaving fake hidden messages for loved ones, celebrity body pillows, and we get real with...
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Ep. 29: Dawn of The Planet of The Cheese Softies
Well, here we are! Left for a quick tour around the solar system, just to return to a world where baboons perform clandestine operations for Ape Intelligence, we ponder horse enslavement, and the culinary arts of a couple of chubby preteens. Buckle up, buttercup! Strap in and get ready, for the...
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Ep. 28: LIVE at Gustos!
We made it! A 2nd live show in the DV books and through all the cheese and gristle goodness we survived… We’re back baby! Recorded live at Gustos Burgers + More, we scheme about collaborations with Star Wars and The Fast and The Furious franchises. We babble about summertime movies, Parker…
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Ep. 27: The Adventures Of Righteous Justice And Glory Dude
This presentation of “low-stakes” hangs with The DV Pod was recorded at The Loop! We are back baby! We’re here, and trying to sing our songs. Today we talk about effects pedals pooping the bed, being crime fighters, and The Adventures of Righteous Justice & Glory Dude Hold on, and don’t worry.…
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Ep. 26: The Popcorn Kids
We’re back listener! Here we are, talking and podcasting again. You are welcome. Today we discuss old high school days, what being good friends means, and the Heroes Hayden and Aaron enjoy the story of "The Popcorn Kids" a new film starring Chris Pratt Aaron enjoys the wet and wild fun of The…
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