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The Deep Half Podcast

by Jay, Danny, and Toni

3 BJJ practitioners who found each other through memes. We became friends and spend our time making fun of ourselves and everything else. Listen in as we discuss sensitive subjects with zero sensitivity. Join us on a journey of absurdity and irreverence... and sometimes we talk about Jiu Jitsu.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 13: Craig Jones and the Brazilians, Joker and Harley Relationship Goals, and misremembering Pop Music History

    Hey everyone! We've missed you, and with Toni still in jail for feeding squirrels to the lions at the San Diego Zoo, it's Jay and Danny talking about Craig Jones, people's misguided notions of mental health and relationships goals, and we even talk pop music. Did you know that Madea introduced...

  2. Episode 12: Time Travel , Weird BJJ Stories and Handsome Men

    In this episode, we talk time travel, Ricky Martin, weird BJJ Stories, what the prototypical handsome man looks like, and pizza toppings. Enjoy IT!

  3. Bonus Episode 3: Tattoos, The "JB" Phenomenon, and the Accident

    Hello everybody! In this Bonus pod we discuss tatts, the secret JB AKA Tony has been hiding, and what the hell happened at the end?

  4. Episode 11: Movies, Booze and Shoutouts

    Hello again, friends! In this episode, we discuss movies that move us, what booze has done to us physically, and Danny gives us a list of shoutouts that we could not edit out. Enjoy!

  5. Episode 10: Danny's Apt., 3 Things to know about us, and the DMs

    Hello! Miss us? In this episode, we try to get Danny to tell us about his new place, we discuss 3 things you don't know about us and we debut our newest bit. Enjoy!

  6. Bonus Episode 2: Our "Friend" Ben

    Hey everyone! Apologies for the hiatus, but we are back. In this episode, our buddy Ben AKA @inkiegaramibjj (on Instagram) sits in for our beloved Toni AKA @jits_bitch, and discusses what got him into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Jay attempts to learn a new language, and Danny demands an apology.…

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  7. Episode 9: Provolone Preseveration, Unseen Movies, Hour D'oeuvres, Favorite IG Follows, Bad Advice, and Danny... Missing again?

    Hey everybody! In today's episode, we talk cheese, movies that haven't been seen, tiny food, and what to do with smelly people in the world of BJJ. Did someone say burgers? Check out https://linktr.ee/THEDEEPHALFPODCAST for all links associated with the crew and don't forget to like, subscribe…

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  8. Episode 8: HOH, Actual BJJ Talk, and Danny's gone missing...

    Hello friends! This episode Danny talks about the life of an HOH person, Toni talks white belts and rib fractures, and Jay pontificates on BJJ. Also, where did Danny go?

  9. Episode 7: Tacos, Amnesia and Danny got robbed...

    Hey everyone! In this episode, we talk tacos, music, George Foreman, Amnesia, and Danny got robbed? Is there time to discuss Superbowl songs? Yes. Like, subscribe, and follow! https://linktr.ee/THEDEEPHALFPODCAST Also, tell your friends! But only if they're cool.

  10. Episode 6: CBD ad? Maybe... Danny's Cock Block Story, Massage Therapists, Jay's Bloody Urine and is Danny from Liverpool?

    Heyyyyy.... so this episode we talk CBD (by Y+M CBD AKA CBD YOU and ME), Danny's Christopher Street cock-block story, Toni AKA JB's, Massage Therapy jobs, Jay's bloody urine, and what if Danny was in fact, from Liverpool, England?

  11. Episode 5: Kidney Stones, Prison Wallets and Childhood Cartoons with our guest Dante AKA @BJJ.WIKI

    Hey everyone! Miss us? We have a guest episode with Jake Dante AKA @bjj.wiki and we talk about kidney stones, prison wallets, childhood cartoons, Dante's childhood fear, and his family. Check him out and his various projects at:...

  12. Episode 4: Deli Life, Lube and Dream Sponsors... Also, did Danny die?

    Join us on a palate based adventure as we delve into sandwiches, cheeses, and Jay's Deli-based upbringing. Lube is mentioned, and our dream sponsors await. Also, did Danny leave us? Like, subscribe, follow and tell your friends with the weird but high=level sense of humor.

  13. Episode 3 - JitsDicks Origins, BJJ 3somes, and Kangaroo Genitalia... wait, what?

    It's our inaugural Guest Episode with Half of the JitsDicks team. Arturo AKA Art joins Jay, Danny, and Toni to talk about the origins of this JitsDicks dynamic duo, fantasy BJJ threesomes, and most importantly, kangaroo gonads. Don't forget to like, subscribe and comment! Check out our newest...

  14. Episode 2 - Who's Danny Really? Also, apples, leg fractures, and Toni's Mommy

    We delve into who Danny is, on a human level. We also discuss apples, Jay's malodorous leg fracture, and Toni's Mom's ability to pick up a phone with a certain flair. Like, subscribe, and comment!

  15. Bonus Episode 1

    The Deep Half Podcast crew (Jay AKA M.Bo AKA @myBJJisOK, Toni AKA @Jits_Bitch, and Danny AKA @DannyPatrickBJJ) drop this abbreviated BONUS episode and discuss spats with no shorts, only to devolve from there. Enjoy!

  16. Episode 1

    Danny, Toni, and I (Jay) talk about what got us into BJJ, Meme-ing about BJJ and unhelpful white-belt advice; with some other stuff peppered in.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

3 BJJ practitioners who found each other through memes. We became friends and spend our time making fun of ourselves and everything else. Listen in as we discuss sensitive subjects with zero sensitivity. Join us on a journey of absurdity and irreverence... and sometimes we talk about Jiu Jitsu.

HOSTED BY

Jay, Danny, and Toni

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How many episodes does The Deep Half Podcast have?

The Deep Half Podcast currently has 16 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is The Deep Half Podcast about?

3 BJJ practitioners who found each other through memes. We became friends and spend our time making fun of ourselves and everything else. Listen in as we discuss sensitive subjects with zero sensitivity. Join us on a journey of absurdity and irreverence... and sometimes we talk about Jiu Jitsu.

How often does The Deep Half Podcast release new episodes?

The Deep Half Podcast has 16 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts The Deep Half Podcast?

The Deep Half Podcast is created and hosted by Jay, Danny, and Toni.
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