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The Definition of F*ck

Sydney and Justin are here to share their opinions and humour about the things no one else wants to talk about. Opening up our vulnerable sides, reaching into the taboo subjects and expressing our unfiltered and raw opinions on everything important to us, mixing comedy and self help to cure your Monday morning blues.Email listener questions to [email protected] for questions of the week!Facebook @DOF PodcastInstagram @dof.podcastTiktok @dofpodcastTwitter @defintionoffuk

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  1. 64

    Don't smooch my forehead

    This weeks episode we talk about creepy interactions with strangers and white trash, flea infested memories.

  2. 63

    Definition of self reflection

    We talk the man cold, self reflection, opinions and having unrestricted access to the internet.

  3. 62

    Let's complain together

    We literally just complain the entire episode, so enjoy.

  4. 61

    The muppets take DOF

    This week we talk about people who complain all the time, Jersey Shore and Justin roasts Sydney.

  5. 60

    Choose not to get cancelled

    This week we talk about offensive humour, celebrities we find attractive. Re-upload as we had a mix up of episodes this week.

  6. 59

    3 smooches for dirtbags

    This episode we talk more about hot people, being tattooed in the workplace, badgers and Zach Baggins.

  7. 58

    Methalachian Mountains

    This week we test out our brand new microphones while talking about the Appalachian mountains, cougars and resell value.

  8. 57

    Welcome to party f*ck island

    This episode we talk about reality tv, dreams and sleep paralysis.

  9. 56

    Unlimited games, or no games?

    This episode we talk about video games, kids and the hot purple wiggle.

  10. 55

    Make us a bumper sticker

    This week we talk about Drakes leaked video, crazy bumper stickers and scary drivers.

  11. 54

    Talk to us

    This week we dive into healthcare, drunk guys at the bar, not making it to the bathroom on time and at the end we discuss a new horror movie.

  12. 53

    BACK on our bullsh*t

    We're back from our break, better than ever. Revamped and ready. This week we divulge in our hiatus, home decor, creepy interactions and sex toys. This episode is NSFW, so listeners beware.

  13. 52

    Couples questonaire.

    This episode we ask each other 10 questions that make us feel slightly uncomfortable.

  14. 51

    Eating in the streets is disrespectful.

    This week we talk Hunter S. Thompsons wild daily routine, boomer mentality and generational trauma.

  15. 50

    This ones for all the narcissists in the back

    This week we tell a fun little story about a snake and a dog then dive into a more serious chat about narcissists.

  16. 49

    Feeling like a spider monkey.

    This week we talk about things that make us cringe, wild double standards and the stripper lifestyle.

  17. 48

    Better late than later

    This week we discuss CNB torture, tongue splitting, getting emotional and Sydney is a little drunk.

  18. 47

    Unsolicited gum pics

    This week we relax and have a chill episode where we talk thrifting, how our priorities have changed over the years and horse girls.

  19. 46

    Hiatus is over, we're back for good!

    We took a break, a much needed break, but we are officially back and ready to grace your ears with fun stories, catch you up on our lives and make you laugh. This week we dive into our adventures on buying a haunted house, having a baby and the odds and ends between.

  20. 45

    39. We are stressed but let's go!

    This episode we talk about dogs, cats, the world being a simulation and websites we shouldn't have been on as children.

  21. 44

    38. Fake arguments and back pain.

    We're back this week with 2 new episodes, this one features weird things you do while you're alone, getting old, what the Krabby Patty formula really is and we got a new kitten!

  22. 43

    37. How the Boston Cream came to be.

    This week we discuss gender disappointment, the origin of the Boston Cream donut, embarrassing moments and abrupt chaos. 

  23. 42

    36. Conspiracies and horror movies... shocker

    This week we talk about wearing jeans to relax, conspiracies and horror movies that you shouldn't watch.

  24. 41

    35. They're a 10 but they don't listen to DOF

    This week we play a little game, talk about tasting bodily fluids, our favorite season Fall and Stray.

  25. 40

    34. Spirituality 2.0, manifest the life you want.

    This week we decided to revisit our most popular episode, spirituality! We talk about annoying tiktok trends, gatekeeping and where to start on your manifestation journey.

  26. 39

    33. Entitled old people really get us going.

    This week we start the episode off with a quick little rant about entitled people, move into haunted house stories, black widows, and give you the answers on why men take so long in the bathroom.

  27. 38

    32. What to do about boundaries being crossed.

    This week we decided to sit down and talk about one topic specifically, boundaries!  How to set them, what to do when they're crossed, different boundaries within different relationships and learning to put yourself first.

  28. 37

    31. Did someone say riot?

    This week we hit you with a heavy episode, if you tend to feel anxious over current world events we suggest skipping this episode, otherwise it consists of a car accident, Stranger Things (of course) and to end it off on a lighter note we have a fun little story about a clumsy puppy!

  29. 36

    30. Nostalgic behaviours

    This week we talked about the nostalgic feelings each season brings, Halloween movies and rambled about a whole lot of nothing.

  30. 35

    29. Jugs and Rimes back at it again.

    This week we talk about camping trips, spiders, Stranger Things spoilers and the one guy we all seem to know for some reason.

  31. 34

    28. Quitting nicotine and eating meat.

    This week we discuss why we didn't release an episode last week, going straight edge, eating meat vs. vegetarian and Stranger Things.

  32. 33

    27. Let's play Mad Libs.

    On this weeks episode we share some exciting news and play a few rounds of Mad Libs.

  33. 32

    25. Sleep paralysis and The Ultimatum.

    This week we talk about naked substance abusing Sims, weird dreams, sleep paralysis, and Justin attempts to recreate Carl from Jimmy Neutrons voice!

  34. 31

    24. Reddit wars and Onlyfans.

    This week we talk about the civil war created on Reddit, Onlyfans, making art and vaping at the gas station.

  35. 30

    23. Human mating calls gone wild.

    This week we have our funniest episode yet, we dive into human mating rituals, HP Lovecraft, the terrifying wonders of the ocean, cheese and banned horror movies.

  36. 29

    22. A very peculiar episode.

    This week we dive into ASMR and mukbang videos, bad dreams, our first 1 star rating, cuddling with your friends and the kitten and bloodborne updates you're all desperately waiting for.

  37. 28

    21. Conspiracies and Cryptic Uncles.

    This week we sit down and discuss our views on conspiracy theorists, vampires vs. werewolves, oddly specific things and video games.

  38. 27

    18. We're back b*tches!

    We took a small break from recording, but we're back and just as great as ever! Enjoy this catch up episode where we explain why we were gone and ramble about everything from kittens to falling in your dreams.

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    17. Toxic Behaviors all around.

    This week we're hitting you with an episode to make you really think and dig down into your deep rooted issues to bring up toxic behaviors and give you ways on how to address and start fixing them. Are you a toxic person? Listen to find out!

  40. 25

    HORROR JABBER: The Back Rooms.

    On this weeks Horror Jabber episode, Justin talks about the infamous back rooms, shares a personal story on them and lets you know how to get in and how to get out... if you can.

  41. 24

    16.5 BONUS EPISODE - 2 truths and 1 lie.

    After a pretty heavy episode with minimal laughter involved, we decided to record a fun bonus episode where we play a game of 2 truths and 1 lie... or at least we tried. Come laugh with, or at us, as we maneuver through the game and talk about animals giving birth.

  42. 23

    16. Personal growth, started from the bottom now we're somewhere.

    This weeks episode is one of the more serious episodes we've ever done, we take a look at how much we've grown and how our lives have change over the last few years, for the better. We have tips on how to start living and creating the life of your dreams.

  43. 22

    Here We Go Again, how to be "that girl".

    This week Sydney talks about ways to improve your every day life with small, simple changes. A little motivation to get you started on the things you've been holding back on.

  44. 21

    15. The Feast of Saint Valentine

    This week things get a little spicy. We talk all things sex, kinks and how to prepare for Valentines Day this year.

  45. 20

    HORROR JABBER: Possession.

    This week Justin tells the tale of a young woman facing demonic possession, digs into his movie of the week and talks about his top favorite band right now!

  46. 19

    14. The not so Newlywed Game

    This week we stray away from the more serious topics with a fun little game, do we even know each other at all? Listen to find out!

  47. 18

    Here We Go Again, Witch Please.

    This week Sydney rants about witches and spiritual people, but mostly the fakes. It may hurt your ego to hear, and if it does, she's not sorry.

  48. 17

    13. Substances, is there anything good about them?

    Back on our serious game with an episode based around drugs and alcohol, we talk the negatives as well as some positives? We have some crazy statistics and overall experiences with it all.

  49. 16

    HORROR JABBER: Black Eyed Children.

    On this weeks episode of Horror Jabber, Justin talks about the Black Eyed Children. Where they come from and how to avoid them! Also gives his music and movie recommendations of the week!

  50. 15

    12. Parenting, the good, the bad, the messy.

    This week we dive into parenting! Whether you're a single parent, step parent, new parent or old parent, we've got something for you!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Sydney and Justin are here to share their opinions and humour about the things no one else wants to talk about. Opening up our vulnerable sides, reaching into the taboo subjects and expressing our unfiltered and raw opinions on everything important to us, mixing comedy and self help to cure your Monday morning blues.Email listener questions to [email protected] for questions of the week!Facebook @DOF PodcastInstagram @dof.podcastTiktok @dofpodcastTwitter @defintionoffuk

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Sydney and Justin

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