The Derek and Mike Podcast

Derek and Mike are joined by the legendary joke-master Rick Finger! Unfortunately, his jokes aren't funny this time. We discuss the worst smells in the world, tire shop business models, restaurants that don't take reservations, family war stories, team mentality, open-mindedness, Derek's blackmail letter and AI intellectual property rights. Connect with the DAM Podcast X/twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmike website: derekandmike.com Subscribe/follow the podcast. Grazie! Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Guest Appearance 02:46 Humor and Jokes 06:03 Parenting Nightmares 09:08 Smells We Love and Hate 11:57 Tire Shop Frustrations 15:13 Life Expectancy and Family History 18:11 Grandparents and Family Stories 21:02 Military Service and Family History 23:58 Religion and Personal Beliefs 26:54 Social Pressures and Religion 30:04 Team Mentality in Opinions 32:58 Conclusion and Final Thoughts 34:40 The Nature of Team Conflict 37:02 Understanding Different Perspectives 39:47 Political Advertising and Its Impact 41:42 The Rise of AI and Blackmail Scams 01:01The Future of AI and Intellectual Property Keywords Derek and Mike Podcast, humor, parenting, life expectancy, political discussions, AI, blackmail, family stories, tire shop frustrations, smells

Derek and Mike discuss the balance of being willing to help but not being a doormat at work, leadership, teamwork, awkward annual reviews, managing expectations, zen, stoicism and AI. Connect with the DAM Podcast X/twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmike website: derekandmike.com Subscribe/follow the podcast. Grazie! Keywords: professional growth, teamwork, leadership, self-reflection, workplace happiness, management styles, parenting, AI, Zen practice, stoicism, personal development Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Connection 01:04 Humble Pie and Professional Growth 02:51 The Balance of Specialization and Teamwork 05:57 Navigating Job Responsibilities and Expectations 09:03 Leadership and Team Dynamics 11:50 The Importance of Self-Reflection 14:56 Annual Reviews and Workplace Feedback 18:03 Creating a Happy Work Environment 20:58 Managing Expectations and Self-Worth 23:57 The Evolution of Management Styles 27:02 Practicing Zen in Everyday Life 30:00 The Role of AI in Content Creation 32:57 Parenting and Teaching Patience 35:52 The Impact of Childhood Experiences 39:01 Conclusion and Reflections on Growth

Derek and Mike discuss their experiences with a new recording platform, share stories about coaching their kids in sports, particularly T-ball, and reflect on the importance of keeping score in youth sports. They also touch on the differences in children's behavior in public versus at home, and share insights from work conferences, including the drinking culture that can sometimes lead to trouble. The conversation wraps up with some technical difficulties, highlighting the challenges of remote work.takeaways The new recording platform enhances the podcast experience. Coaching kids in sports can be a rewarding experience. T-ball is a fun way for kids to learn the basics of baseball. Keeping score in youth sports helps teach kids about competition. Children often behave differently in public than at home. Work conferences can blur the lines between professional and personal behavior. Drinking at work events can lead to risky situations. Kids thrive on positive reinforcement from coaches and peers. The transition from T-ball to real baseball can be exciting for kids. Technical difficulties can be a common challenge in remote work. T-Ball: A Parent's Perspective Exploring New Podcasting Horizons "This is our damn podcast studio!" "She loved it!" "We came to win!"

Derek and Mike discuss California wildfires, keeping kids busy indoors, carwash subscriptions, 6 point truck turns, grocery shopping, cherries, tipping and requesting anybody but that waiter.    Connect with the DAM Podcast X/twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss the pride of watching your kid get an award, child frugality, mosquito bite spectrum, chiggers, Laotian restaurant cat rescue, Peter the hero, time boxing, Tim Ferriss, fear setting, book fairs, black widow story and Derek gets a new family member.    Connect with the DAM Podcast X/twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike are joined by Ron, John, Chris and Dennis for a backwoods birthday bash at Plan B Tennessee.  The audio quality isn't great but the company is.  We discuss the lengend of the Moth Man, bat moths, which cigars are best, not working at Cask N Cleaver, citronella bouquets, embarrassing stories, Mike's Tennessee family history, ordering door dash in the woods, the void left by Toys R Us, liquid lunch breaks with Chris, going to work with Ron, Mike & Ryan's apartment, living with Derek and vacuum balancing.   Connect with the DAM Podcast X/twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

055 Derek Quick Thumbs Derek and Mike discuss springs ants eradicating the human race, asshole mosquitos, iphone butt dials, Derek quick thumbs, the awkwardness of kids saying insulting things, parents crippling kids with stupidity, Derek's bank account password, chiggers, questing and the best meat. Connect with the DAM Podcast X/twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmike website: derekandmike.com Subscribe/follow the podcast. Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss the X transition, Green Burrito, is Tennessee the "South", racist stuff, going vegan for a week, fasting, habits, explaining Han Solo to a 5 year old and tv keyboards.  Connect with the DAM Podcast X/twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss demographics, UAPs, Tom Delong, how McAfee sucks, viruses, korean birthdays, banking, stoicism and zen, drinking water, DNA programming and evolution.  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss Friends shirts, the Mandela effect, the downside of talking Star Wars, the Monopoly man, crunchy peanut butter, visiting the Mission Inn, Orville Wright, space trips, energy cartels, Gladis Blanca and dolphin rape.  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike are live and in person...in a hotel! We discuss how cool it is to be in the same room, skinny bitch beer, spying on Brent, Derek's hair, the red head pact, exploring sexuality, double standards, how to smoke weed on the dl, doing comedy, the performing high, life benefits of improv, good and bad Uber drivers.    Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss doing 50 episodes, sleevelessness, Booze, Beer & Wine, kid food, Derek's famous spaghetti sauce, digging a hole to America, using chatGPT for work and how it will kill us all, kids lost in Amazon and prisoner moms.  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss what to buy, subterranean homes, buying dinosaurs, asteroids vs meteors, funny news stories, not funny chatGPT and stuff that stinks.  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike welcome Rick Fingerz to the podcast and discuss Will Smith, St Paddy's day, hunting, Tennessee weed, drug decriminalization experiments, MAPs, best homeless destinations, societal breakdown and a little lighthearted racism.   Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss burning bush, smoking crack, ChatGPT, stupid natural humans, conspiracy stuff, if evil exists, murder for meat, Derek's fear of turkeys, Neuralink and horseshoe crab longevity.   Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss expired food, raising chickens and the hilarity & seriousness of ChatGPT.  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss the state of our union, WWIII, causing earthquakes, the China balloon, fighter pilots, Mike's Mustang, the Border house, balancing stuff on foreheads, generational differences and shooting rockets at the feds.  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss pricey coolers, collar poppin', fancy pants, fowl felonies, food-related racism, keto diet, stoicism, lidar, 5G and earbuds.   Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss our 2-month hiatus, sushi strategy, hot sauce, choosing the right preschool, gardening in TN vs CA, vinegar, tattoos and abortion.  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike sit down with Cowboy Mounted Shooter and retired Army Ranger, Drew Wallace. Drew's story is an incredible blend of thrill-seeking, patriotism and family.  He shares his philosophy and approach to the intense sport of Cowboy Mounted Shooting, what motivated him to serve his country as an Army Ranger and how his family motivates and inspires him to compete.   Follow Drew on Instagram: @therangercowboy Learn more about Cowboy Mounted Shooting: cmsaevents.com Drew's Sponsors/Links: Black Rifle Coffee  (use code COWBOY15)Safari LandStoeger USAQuick or DeadFuel Craft FrontierPenley Horsemanship Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike sit down with Rachel Lance - a biomedical engineer, blast-injury specialist and author. Rachel’s book, In the Waves: My Quest to Solve the Mystery of a Civil War Submarine, is not only a brilliant and well-researched historical account of the confederate submarine HL Hunley but, also, a deep dive (pun intended) into her scientific process of testing multiple theories surrounding the disappearance of the legendary rebel sub and definitively closing the case on the mystery.   Rachel's website: rachellancewrites.comFollow Rachel on Twitter: @underwaterlance Harass Rachel's brother on Twitter lol: @sciencelance  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss Will Smith's punishment, dropping atomic bombs on Japan, Winston Churchill, maritime warfare, our admiration of people who serve in the military, were Greek warriors gay, powerful pervs, revisionist hisory, propaghanda, double standards, the lost cause narrative and seeking truth.    Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss smoke detectors, Taylor Hawkins, dogs and crying. Ricky Fingerz joins the podcast to discuss his beloved Bills, Carrot Top, Las Vegas, the Will Smith Oscars slap, open relationships, getting decked and a few jokes.  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike are joined by Tim Sullivan - Tech entrepreneur and founder of ActivePDF as well as a former employer and mentor to both of us. We discuss building a successful tech company, leadership, fun stories from working together, selling the company and enjoying retirement.   Follow Tim on Twitter: @WatchTimTweet  Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.   Grazie!

Derek and Mike are joined by David Nester - a professional drum tech & drummer who has toured all over the world with many incredible acts, including; Korn, Rob Zombie, and Marilyn Manson. While on tour with Greta Van Fleet, David sits down with us to discuss the daily life and work of a drum tech, living on the road, his favorite cities, thoughts on the music industry and tips on how to become a drum tech. More on David Nester davidnester.com  YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbVWA6H1P0wED_-fKFLj0yg LinkedIn:  https://www.linkedin.com/in/david-nester-80462891Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/david.nester.16 Twitter:  https://twitter.com/thenestea/ Instagram:  https://instagram.com/davidnesterdrums/Connect with the DAM Podcast twitter: @derekandmikepod  instagram: @derekandmike  website: derekandmike.comSubscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike are joined by Earl "Boo" Wendt IV. Boo is the owner and director of Wendt Funeral Home in Moline, Illinois. Dating back to 1866, Wendt Funeral Home is one of the oldest and longest continuously running family-owned funeral homes in the country. Boo is a 6th generation Mortician/Undertaker and is incredibly knowledgeable, personable and a lot of fun to talk to. We discuss life, death, legacy, history and all the ins n' out of the mortuary business.   twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike are joined by Derek's brother and Mike's oldest friend, Ron. They discuss sending gross photos from unknown numbers, Derek's shattered faith in an old and trusted friend, hair, Steve the cop, nostalgic games, rapey old times, Dr Dre, giant pants and an inconvenient time for the world to end.  twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss our senses, neighborhood sports, ruining our parents' houses, not listening, Mike's hatred of vinegar, getting schooled on Tesla, being mouth-breathers and befriending the perfect neighbor.  twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss suspicion of male gynecologists, other questionable career paths, whether or not it's racist to say Asians make the best airplane seat companions, Wang's impressive collection, who calls the dictionary a 'dic', a 17th century player, fun porn titles, reading while pooping, getting organized and appreciating our kids' artistic talent. twitter: @derekandmikepod instagram: @derekandmikewebsite: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss CBD inhibiting SARS-CoV-2 replication, smokin' weed, listening to waiters' food recommendations, when to order fish, oysters, eating bugs, meat morality, raising chickens, what to order at In-N-Out Burger and sounding Californian.    twitter: @derekandmikepod website: derekandmike.com   Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike sit down with Rob Shapiro, one of the top audiobook narrators in the industry, an accomplished musician, song writer, family man and a very interesting & funny guy.  We dig in to how Rob got started as an audio book narrator, his creative approach to different genres, how he chooses projects, the mechanics and process of recording audiobooks, his recording gear and thoughts on the industry itself. He shares lots of great info on how to get started in the voice over or audiobook industry. Through the telling of some very funny stories and insightful anecdotes, Rob lays out a blue print for reinventing yourself and building a life around doing the things you love.  Not only is Rob a very talented voice actor, he's also an extremely talented musician and a prolific procreator! Rob discusses balancing a billion passions with a full family life, writing songs, producing records and having fun all along the way.   Follow Rob on twitter: @robuluxe Check out his band, Populuxe: populuxeHQ.com  Listen to his audiobooks: https://www.audible.com/search?searchNarrator=Rob+Shapiro   twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss clean fusion energy and how it will probably be squashed by existing energy companies, resonant frequency, Tesla vs Edison, ancient roman steam engines, sexual inuendo in an article, rods from god, ruining the planet, extinction, do we need 5G, gardening in crappy soil, an embarrassing trailer towing story, the importance of music in education and math.    twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss Mike's Bob Sagat story, Bad Religion, Green Day, Metallica, Oasis, Live, Beastie Boys, Rod Stewart, Winger, what it means to 'sell out', soundproofing a room, a hero rat, a dolphin spy, secret technology, aliens, how the History Channel sucks now, Pauly Shore and our pets.    twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike are joined by long-time friend, Brian Maw! Topics include; a new tone in Australia, guillotines, covid experiences, growing up before cell phones, inexplicable masking, some unforeseen benefits of masks, New Years, who is King Shit in Derek's neighborhood and a really cool way to deliver parts to a friend.  twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss the double-slit experiment, how crowded the ghost world must be, relaxing during stupid week, Christmas with the kids, benefits of different parenting approaches, COVID thoughts and Facetime workouts.    twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss the newly released JFK docs, Derek's bootlegging Grandpa, how egg nog is not tough, horrific old school accidents, seeing things you can't unsee, challenges of raising a daughter, being happy to not be dating, getting past the girl group guard dog, getting beer bribes from a cop, Fruity Pebbles™ and the backwards message of Jack and the Beanstock.     twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss car accidents, should old people be allowed to drive, masking penalty threats as incentives, cruising just to bump, getting arrested, Steve the cop, enormous pants & wallet chains, living in the right era, Derek's path to success and not wanting to be a manager.  twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss step grandparents, the dangers of dancing, jumping through hoops for lame prizes, auction psychology, video games, nightly calf massages, Derek's fancy pants, iphone vs android, statue removal, a message from a Russion defector, having to wear a collar and empathy for parents with a crying baby.  twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike welcome the first guest of the podcast, the illustrious Rick Finger! Topics include; words that cause a visceral response, buying kids clothes, keeping tools everywhere, musical prodigies, Finger ending the life of a revered tree swing, Derek's explosive skills, vegas trip, stories about Tupps, class reunions, racist jokes, Rick's wedding, life changing toaster ovens, the island of Lanai, best vacations, does the donkey show exist, the celebrity name game and Alec Baldwin.  twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss Coldplay's carbon-neutral tour, how to solve the world's energy crisis (you're welcome), rainwater rebellion, pooping upstream, volcanic eruption in the canary islands, more volcano stuff, how Santorini was probably Atlantis, travel stories, how we plan days on vacation, Al Capone auction items and should it be ok to sell dinosaur skeletons to anonymous private bidders.  twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss a new planet being discovered...sorta, planetary naming red tape, New South Wales Premier resignation, big pharma lobbyists, sounding great when you're sick, the best kid cartoons and movies, Derek singing Madonna songs, allowing your kids to sleepover, hanging with the homeless, growing up on military bases, why so many pedophiles join the catholic church and what to wear while waltzing.   twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss Haitians at the border, Australians pushing back and still hilarious, why America is the only major nation not to use the metric system, COVID camps, opportunistic law making, The Princess Bride, how eating sushi at home feels weird, who's better at cooking eggs, replacing drugs with dumbbells and dealing with depression.  twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss Norm Macdonald, two sectors of improv, Derek's Myers-Briggs personality profile, a cricket who won't shut up, shooting poop flies with a salt shotgun, wasps, not fishing, teaching kids to respect life in all forms, being cool with spiders, big shirt and the "tagless" conspiracy, a cricket who still won't shut up, our old friend Butt Sweat and indian names.  twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike discuss graffiti, explaining raving lunatics to your kid, bolting before COVID, teaching kids to trust their instincts, avoiding gossip, racist homophobic Egyptian improv guy, continuing to use dated language from childhood that's no longer "PC", removing confederate statues, regression in filmmaking,  being good & shitty, how rules don't apply to Kottonmouth Kings and Dave Chappelle, Christian hypocracy, government control and news from around the world.

Derek and Mike discuss potty training, Big Diaper, getting the same news from different sources, mass media common denominators, genocide, the christmas morning bombing in Nashville, racial diversity among serial killers, murder shows, drinking pee while lost at sea, James Franco's acting, cannibalism and what happens when we die.  twitter: @derekandmikepodwebsite: derekandmike.com  Subscribe/follow the podcast.  Grazie!

Derek and Mike recommend and discuss a few of their favorite books.

Derek and Mike discuss being shocked by good customer service, the psychological sales game, a pivotal person in both our lives, how Derek got Mike his first real job, penis on the homepage, the pooping skateboarding cat, crazy fun punk show days, Bussin Steve, being thankful for getting beat up, old photo tar pits, almost killing a Federale with a bottle rocket on Rosarito beach, later sleeping on that same beach because Mike's girlfriend sucked, discovering we could drink on Pacific beach and calling off work, spontaneous flip-flip shopping, the joy of great friendships, the loss of a great friendship, pronouncing foreign words with proper accent or going 'bro'.

Derek and Mike discuss suicide, death as a motivator, top 5 death bed regrets, the importance of working less, feeling bad about making others feel bad, good friends, voicemails - to leave or not to leave, the meaning of happiness, stoicism, Mark Twain's best work, time machine beers, Mike's inappropriate gift, why Caesar was murdered and Derek's birthday plans.

Derek and Mike discuss how bunnies can help you appreciate life in the moment, breathing out anxiety, the efficiency of the Japanese language, how a song can transport you to a place or time, the magnetism of people who are comfortable, cutting kids hair, smartass kids, loving music I don't like, how to find new music and Derek's euphoric dream.

Derek and Mike discuss downtime and grabbing your phone, window or aisle seats, armrest wars and giving it up to the middle guy, vacation rentals, renting and using heavy equipment, donuts, hotel coffee pots, food, more food, gardening with kids, differences of having boys and girls and what's for lunch.