The Desci and Bob Show

New Podcast. Vibrators, eyeshadow and birthdays.

All the options laid out before us. Contraception has soooo many options! Listen if your interested, but be warned - that is all we talk about.

Desci had a fun night out a few weeks ago. Big whoop, Wanna hear about it?

The Melbourne Zombie Shuffle. Braaains.

The Brisbane casino - weeeeeird. MORE Desci sex dreams. Bras. Boobs. Choco-babies. Comments. Fat brides. Engagement parties.

Bobby gets drunker. And yet still not a litttle gay. Not even a teeny, teeny bit. Bobby orchestrates a spider shock, much to Desci's fairly sober disdain. Desci's fascination with spider paraphernalia and clothing. News clippings: upskirting! Gender and promiscuity myth (makes Desci shiver with happy).

More clippings: Page three girls and the bleakness thereof. Cyber stalkers and teenage girls. FFS get teens off the internet. Bullshit foot psychology is bullshit. Geelong fuckwits with toy guns posing in the Advertiser.

Comments, dieting, crab? CRAB?? Kerces' puppy. Lol gf. A drunken hiccup from Bobby 'Hollywood' Nova at around 9.40.

Comments. Bobby gets progressively drunker. The fucking fucking iPhone. Gym. Very brief job search talk.

Ya-ya wearing Desci down. More mind games. The diet strike system. More about dieting.

Puppies. Desci's brother the man-slut. Nice weddings and tasteful things. Friend's wedding plans.

EEEEEWWWW... Bombs, fires and partys. More about FB. Home abortions? Oh god!

Comments and recaps. Botched sex game. FB. Natog's gross-out.

Desci's brother's still MIA. What's in the papers: strippers, murderers, underage sex, My Chemical Romance, more underage sex, teen sex for ipods = busted. Teenage gilrs: horny but crazy. I know from experience.

More comments, Bobby's brother calls us. Melbourne Foodie! Slapping on a pair of Coreys. Funzo's horrid taste. G Spot. Rodeo romeo = BEEN DONE. Where for art thou, Acid? Dopplegangers and Chinese rockstars. Chinese work ethic.

30 Seconds' Intensity. Enny's baby. Bobby Confidential. Calling Desci's brother. Comments.

It's the Desci and Jbob show! FILTHY sex Dream. Fisting = scary. Ping ping ping ping FUCKING ping. Song of the Week! Gimmie Gimme - Black Guyed Peese. Great bras! Bobby's phone.

WTF Bobby? Desci's Mother and the mindgames. Flashy's jus. How to be a foodie foodbag.

Harrowing accounts of Desci's wild adventure in Queensland.

The so-called 'G-spot'. Song of the week. Desci dobbs in Bobby (umm-ahhh!). The 'Ordeal'! Tales from the emergency room.

Comments. Yet more will it fit - we now have a clear idea about how many women think this - turns out... not many. Some more feedback + lols. Yabbies talk.

There is nothing special about this episode. Gee, way to bring down expectations. There are a lot of comments and stuff. So listen to it anyway, even though we pretty much told you not to.

ZOMG, BoBbY'S a TeEnAgE GrRL lolz!!!eleven!! Desci's blast from the past and a run-down of her life since then... and how it compares to other real adults.

WTFW x 2, Bobby disrespects the listeners. Desci Can't fit them in her vadge.

Comments. The results - "and the wee is...". JJWS - Telling it how it is. Looking at what could fit?