The Desperate Housewives Rewatch

Gaby is struggling with coming to the hospital to support Lynette, Bree is determined to know Katherine’s secret and Susan struggles with Daddy Mike flexing some new parenting skills. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

We are back!!! Omg we’ve missed you 🥺Season 4 has started and we have a new housewife on the street! Welcome Katherine everyone 👏Bree is continuing her pregnancy scheme, Lynette has started chemotherapy, Susan is noticing some changes in her body and Gaby is fed up waiting for Carlos. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Here a few updates from us, our thoughts on what the upcoming season holds and an early theory from Jonny.We'll be returning weekly with our first episode on Thursday 30 April. Stay tuned!All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

And that's a wrap which means it's time for another bonus episode! Hear about Jonny's journey through the theories, our thoughts on each of the many storylines, best Ian quotes (with honourable mentions) - and more!All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

We are at the finale of S3 and we have all of our housewives back together! **Trigger warning in the episode of reference to self harm**Both our brides find out their true loves, Lynette faces a lot of home truths and Bree has a new secret to hide on the lane. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Mike and Susan are FINALLY together!! Woooo!Less celebration can be said for Lynette and Tom though as they deal with the fallout of Rick. And Gaby continues to observe her doubts with Victor as we move towards the big day.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan follows Mike on his hike - classic. Gaby learns a new side of Victor post the Mayoral Election and Lynette’s world comes quickly crashing down after a security footage tape. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Just a quick update from us guys. We'll be back next week!All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan has a big decision to make between Ian or Mike... Gaby makes some discoveries regarding Edie and Carlos, and Lynette continues down a messy path with Rick. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

"God, That's Good" was not something Ian said after a dinner party with Mike and Susan. Gaby and Victor's rendezvous in an elevator causes them issues, and Lynette is being pushed further away by Tom (and closer to Rick). Meanwhile, the blackout is quite a stress for Karen!All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Happy New Year to all of our listeners around the world!!Gaby internally battles over her growing feelings for Victor, Lynette is pushed to breakdown by a childish Tom and Ian's jealousy over Mike hits a crescendo for Susan.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Still no Bree this episode :( but we do get Gaby continuing her dates with Victor and realising his potential, Susan meeting Ian's parents and Lynette battle with Tom over who is the real boss in their lives.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

This episode we have a surprise narrator!!It's very Ian vs Mike this episode in the fight for Susan, Tom tries to surprise Lynette for their anniversary, Austin gets an unfortunate surprise, and sadly so does Orson...all he wanted to do was go on his honeymoon!All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

This was pretty much Orson's episode - we get a big wrap up on everything that has happened this season! Then Ian finds out what Mike left at the hospital, speeding up his plans for Susan. Andrew strives to protect Bree. Gaby can't shake off Zach. And Lynette and Tom open the pizza parlour (finally).All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

"I remember that" said Mike before he runs off with his new information...Gaby continues to explore her weird new friendship with Zach, Lynette/Tom are getting ready to open the pizza parlour, Susan/Ian attend Jane's funeral and Bree's world literally crashes down after Orson's reveal. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

The Zach and Gaby saga continues (to our delight)! Bree struggles through Alma's continued obsession with Orson, Susan has to pick between Ian & Mike, and Lynette has some questionable decisions in her career, whilst Tom lives his dream.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

WE’RE BACK!! Miss us? 🍎✨Bree digs deeper on Alma’s ulterior motives, Gaby finally finds out her mystery suitor (it’s a good one!), Susan is freaked out by Julie discovering sex and Lynette tries to secretly help Tom get ready for his pizza parlour opening. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Bree and Susan battle over which man is innocent, Lynette works through new motherhood challenges with Kayla and Gaby struggles through the kinks of her new single life and dating. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Gaby finds new ways to scheme to get what she wants, Bree and Susan argue over who could have killed Monique Pollier and Lynette is torn over how she feels about the Art situation that seemingly is growing out of control.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Ian finally invites Susan to his big-ass mansion! Bree uncovers more of Orson's past, Lynette unravels after her discovery last week and Gaby leans into her softer side in a new side gig.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan is exasperated with Julie's new relationship interest, Bree meddles in Orson's past, Gaby gets a hard reality revisiting New York and Lynette discovers something none of us want to ever discover.*Trigger warning - child abuse is mentioned during this episode*All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

The one we've all been waiting for.......BANG!!!Susan struggles with Julie becoming a teenager, Lynette is aggravated by Nora's decision making, Gaby's fights with Carlos have become astronomical and all of this leads to our first disaster episode at the grocery store. Meanwhile - Bree holds a stellar watch party, not knowing her regretful part in it all.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan starts to question her decision to dump Ian, Tom pushes Lynette to extremes with his pizza dream, Gaby and Carlos continue to play dirty and Bree learns some extreme secrets about Orson.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan is desperately trying to get Mike to remember their relationship, Lynette struggles when Tom reveals his new dream, Bree deals with her daughter now bringing the drama and Gaby stoops to new levels of low in her aims of hurting Carlos.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

The Van Der Kamp/Hodge family are now a reunited unit! Meanwhile Lynette wants Parker to not quit by any means, Gaby & Carlos continue down a messy divorce route and Mike has now woken up...but where's Susan?All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Everyone's off on their weekend breaks! Lynette and Gaby to a spa (until Tom interferes), Susan with Ian to a mountain lodge and Bree & Orson on honeymoon. That was before Andrew reappeared in a homeless teen news interview.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Bree says `I do' in a fairy-tale wedding (for 5 minutes), Edie gets an unexpected houseguest, Susan and offensively English Ian have their first date while their respective lovers are still in comas, and Xaio-Mei delivers Gaby and Carlos's long-awaited bundle of joy?All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Starting off Season 3 we get a time jump! Susan finds out where Mike really has been, Bree starts her romance with Orson, Lynette dives deep into new family life featuring Nora and Gaby struggles with home life post Carlos' screw up.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

It's time for another bonus episode! Hear about Jonny's journey through the theories, behind the scenes extras, best George moments (obviously) - and more!All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

It's the finale of Season 2!!! All our storylines reach a crescendo with some unexpected surprises on the way. Susan reaches out to rekindle things with Mike, Lynette learns more about Tom's secret, Gaby tries to catch out Carlos in his lies and will Bree make it in time to save Danielle?All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Part 1 of our big season two finale! Lynette's doubts about Tom continue to grow, Susan finds new ways to support her and Julie, Gaby gets a scare with Carlos and Bree settles into her new surroundings in the psychiatric care hospital. Meanwhile, Paul sends Zach to help get aid to bust him out of prison.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Things are heating up now as Susan discovers who's behind her house fire, Bree inches closer to breaking point and Gaby discovers who Carlos really values in the house. And poor Lynette (with the help of a badass Mrs McCluskey) investigates Tom's secret in Atlantic City.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Choi Mey is at risk of being deported so Gaby and Carlos are coming up with a new plan for a baby. Bree & Andrew's relationship is stretched to new limits, Tom's expense report uncovers hidden truths for Lynette and Susan is in the firing line with Edie's anger.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

We finally get some movements in the Applewhites storyline! Bree is still hellbent on being with Peter, Susan tries to remain on Edie's good side and Lynette meddles a bit too much (shock). Meanwhile, this is a really sad episode for Gaby :(All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Gabi struggles to settle into new motherhood, Bree and Andrew attempt to find a middle ground and Lynette struggles to deal with 'The Talk'. As for Susan, her and Karl's story takes a somewhat predictable and eye-rolling turn.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan deals with the inevitable wrath of Edie, Gaby and Carlos stop at nothing to start their family and Lynette is forced to decide whether she believes Andrew's version of events. Meanwhile, Bree follows in George's footsteps as she tries to manipulate her AA sponsor to fall for her. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan is caught in a love...square? She has three men ready to fight over her (or smirk through the window). Bree continues down an emotional path, Lynette has more office antics and the Solices start their new adoption process.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan's surgery is finally here! Meanwhile Bree continues to hide her addictions, Lynette and Tom struggle through their work-life balance and Gaby & Carlos get a harsh reality check at the adoption agency.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan and Karl's plan continues, Gaby's mother is unfortunately in town, and Lynette trusts Bree with the kids whilst Bree trusts the wine bottle(s). *Trigger warning this episode includes the mention of sexual misconduct*All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Silly people or ridiculous people? Lynette and Tom have their ickiest moments in office frat games, Gaby tries to bag herself the best maid in the neighbourhood (questionable), Bree continues to dig into the Applewhites' secrets and poor Susan is just trying to rescue her organs from her damn spleen! Meanwhile, Mike's mafia career continues...All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Bree’s past is catching up with her as Betty challenges her. Lynette deals with Tom changing his mind (as always), Gaby has to once again take on Sister Bitch and Susan is continuing things with Dr Ron. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan is in her flirty single era - Mike who? Bree on the other hand is going down a less glamorous path, Lynette is worrying about Tom's future plans and Gaby gets a shock from the past. Meanwhile, Betty continues to confuse and raise suspicions on Wisteria Lane.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Gaby and Lynette feud over a kiss, Susan makes moves to get Zach and Mike together, and Bree badly deals with Andrew's teenage ways.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan continues to try and make her new Daddy situation work, Bree deals with the post-George fallout (RIP), Lynette pushes for office day care and Gaby continues to deal with the most annoying nun to ever grace the screens.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Lynette gets bamboozled by her own meddling at work, Susan digs deeper in figuring out her new Dad and Gaby gets a surprise visitor (twice!). Meanwhile - damn - if you love Bree, this is your episode!!All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan is on her path to self discovery and finds monsters in the closet on the way. Gaby adjusts to life after loss, whilst Lynette teaches Tom a parenting lesson. And GUYS - Bree gets a reality check (finally!). All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

George and Bree have big developments, Gaby faces her past self with model friends in town, Susan navigates a life post-Mike and Lynette & Tom finally find playdates for the twins...or so they thought.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

We all pray for Bree as the George train continues to crash, Gaby takes the lawyer's game into her own hands, Lynette gets a workplace glow-up and poor poor Susan can't catch a break!All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Susan's friend Lonny comes out of the woodwork, Lynette figures out ways to control her boss Nina's antics, Bree finds out Rex's final thoughts and Gaby tries to convince Carlos to keep the sleazy lawyer.Also - things are developing with the Applewhites!All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series. 

Bree is continuing down the George crazy train and running over Andrew with it! Susan helps Mike look for Zach, Lynette navigates Parker's imaginary friend and Gaby & Carlos are navigating their marriage with his prison sentence.All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.