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The Dick & Ham Show
by The Dick & Ham Show
Sam, Boots, Ranch and Dave take on the small issues. Everything from parenting to lockdown life, pop culture and sport. A weekly call between Oslo and Melbourne.
Episodes
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28 - Franco Cozzo, double doonas and X-ratings
Back by semi-popular demand, a special Ham episode to close out 2023. Sam, Boots and Dave at the desk. Ranch was sick. Sam was late.
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27 - Street hot dogs, Doomsday ships and a class below Economy
Ranch, Sam, Davard and the Camp return to the mics for a long-overdue conversation about the big issues- * Which condiments actually belong on a hot dog? * What to do with a sunken ship filled with 1400 tonnes of TNT? * How did the owners of a defunct basketball team make the best sports deal…
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26 - Hong Kong Mailbag, Favourite celebrity interactions, the mysterious whereabouts of Jeff’s Dad and Does Ranch hate The Beatles?
Dave, Boots, Ranch and (eventually) Sam spend half the show talking about their favourite celebrity interactions and swapping Burger stories before talking about The Righteous Gemstones, Cheer and Only Murders In The Building and briefly previewing the SuperBowl. Enjoy!
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25 - More Nude Saunas, Jaana Drama and we play Rap or Shakespeare?
Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch finally get back on the mikes and manage to cover very little of relevance, besides: 0:00 - Intro 3:07 - More Nude Sauna Drama 8:35 - Post Pandemic Life 13:20 - Coming To Australia! 20:28- Around The Camp Fire: Ben Simmons Edition 33:32 - Dave is celebrated for…
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Brian Murgatroyd
Cricket season is soon upon us, so what better way to prepare than to speak with former media manager for both the England and Australian cricket teams, Mr Brian Murgatroyd.
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24 - Bitcoin Buffoonery, White Lotus and Viagra Spiders
Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch get extremely niche on an incident from 1994, discuss a ludicrous Kickstarter campaign, remain confused about Non Fungible Tokens and announce a special bonus episode of the famous Dick & Ham Show. 0:00 Intro & Dave's Kickstarter 4:32 Bitcoin Buffoonery and NFTs…
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23 - The worst sporting music catastrophes, The 2021 (?) Olympics and how to eat a hot dog every 12 seconds
Most of us are locked down again, so please enjoy the ramblings of a fed up Sam, a beachside Dave, a sleepy Ranch and a Boots who is hopeful of an Alistair Clarkson led Carlton outfit in 2022. ---- Intro (0:00) Sporting music catastrophes (10:37) The Olympics (31:34) The US Men's Basketball Team...
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22 – Surprise guest host, Melbourne Lockdown, Karaoke Klassics and why Freddie Mercury can do anything he wants
Join Dave, Ranch and a very special guest host to talk about Melbourne's return to lock down, Eurovision 2021 and the brilliance of ABBA. 1:59 – Melbourne is back in lockdown! 5:28 – COVID outside of Australia 12:10 – TV recommendations – Mare of Easttown, Mr Inbetween, Fleabag, Motherland…
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21 - Norwegian Schoolies Week, Vapor-flyin' cars of the future and European Super League madness
Much to the delight of some listeners we return to our usual brand of nonsense and buffoonery. Join Dave, Boots and The Ranch as provide mostly meaningless points of view on: 0:00 Pandemic Lyfe 8:57 Norwegian Schoolies Week 10:01 Technology of the Future! 20:23 TV - Dave 22:50 TV - Atlanta S2…
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20 - AFL Season preview - Boots gets hot, hot, hot!
Your favourite bunch of Dicks (and Hams?) get together to preview the 2021 AFL season, previewing the season ahead for your favourite team, before predicting the eventual premiers, first coach fired and provide their very own hot takes (recorded on the evening of Sunday 14 March, before Caroline...
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19 - Chip flavours, Hollywood reboots and riding the Kyrgios rollercoaster
Join Sam, Boots, Ranch and (for a while) Dave for this brand new episode of the Dick and Ham Show as we cover a lot of our usual nonsense. Appx time stamps: 0:00 - Intro 3:11 - Vaccines 5:29 - TV recommendations (Your Honor, Bridgerton, Mrs Fletcher, WandaVision, The Great, Call My Agent (S2),...
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18 - The worst ever movie sound effect; pranking troubles and Boots lays down some funky-ass beats
Dave, Boots and Ranch cover all their usual topics and nonsense in this week's edition, featuring: 0:00 US politics and which Home Alone movie is better 18:43 The worst ever movie sound effect (link: https://youtu.be/fzCIbhLUUA0) 20:45 Bitcoin problems 24:28 Listener Mailbag and pranking problems...
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17 - *Actual* Mailbag, Robot Olympics and being 2.85 millionth in line
Sam is missing and Andrew is in NSW, so Dave, Boots and the Ranch ring in the new year with - * An email from an actual listener (!!), * A lot of TV watching and * An early season assessment of the 2021 NBA season. COBRA KAI NEVER DIES. Links
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16 - Airplane toilets, Mariah's millions and fake Christmas movies
The elfs are on the shelf for this week's episode. We take a deep dive on * Lucrative Christmas songs * The ergonomics of airplane bathrooms * Maradona in Mexico And so so much more. Sam, Hugh, David and the Camp all on deck this week. Links - Maradona in Mexico - https://cutt.ly/ihFmC7I We are…
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15 - Press conference fiascos, Vaccine hopes and Pandemic playlists
We lasted 15 episodes without talking politics. * Rudy's ridiculous Landscaping press conference, the election, and America's future * When sports teams gaslight their players * Nicole Kidman doing Nicole Kidman things And so so much more than you ever thought you needed. David is joined by Hugh...
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Allan Stone
Long time friend of the show Allan Stone was interviewed recently by David for Tennis Pro History on Facebook. This bonus episode is that interview; a conversation about Allan's years in the world of pro tennis.
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14 - The Picasso treadmill, Andrew's fax machine and Phil Collins twitter
A time capsule episode capturing the highs and lows of the final week Melbournians were in lockdown. * Phil Collins has an armed occupation going on at his Miami mansion * Dave's mishap at the house with the Picasso on the wall * Andrew is buying fax machines Plus, the Camp treats us to the first...
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13 - Alcohol-free beer, David Pumpkins and the world's worst astronaut
A rocky start this week as the first 40 minutes of the call go unrecorded. Undaunted, Hugh and Sam forgive David for not pressing record and the trio navigate a predictably thorny set of unimportant issues * Heavy tennis ball theory * The least helpful modern inventions * David Pumpkins: Catnip…
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12 - Eddie Van Halen, meeting Sir David Attenborough and the 1991 Grand Final
* Ranch was at the last ever Van Halen show. He remembers Eddie Van Halen * Was football better back in the day, and does watching the 1991 Grand Final provide any clues? * TV recommendations including Big Mouth, the Boys, and a disagreement about Schitt's Creek Hugh, Andrew and David on the mics...
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11 - LaserDisc, possum problems and stopping a robbery
The technology episode! * LaserDisc, Minidisc and the first person to own an iPod * Possum problems in the backyard * Foiling a bagsnatcher on the streets on Canada And so much more than you ever needed. Sam, Andrew and David running the three-man game this week.
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10 - Nude saunas, electric cars and pandemic powertools
Super-sized episode alert! *Sauna etiquette in a complicated new world *A powertool arms race *Mega junior mailbag Plus so so so much more, as Hugh, Sam, Boots and Dave take to the mic on this special edition of Dick & Ham
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9 - Food science, Peter Norman and here comes Ted Lasso
* Which sports events (which - thanks to slow editing - have since happened) did the team predict correctly? * How smokey flavours in food are *really* created * Peter Norman and social justice within sports * The music of Cobra Kai * Here comes Ted Lasso! * Why LinkedIn is making people put...
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8 - 90s drinks, terrible first cars, and doomscrolling
* Revisiting the forgotten drinks of Melbourne's late 90s nightlife * Who had the worst first car? * Doomscrolling, changeroom cleaning etiquette and so much more than you ever asked for... Sam, Andrew and David on deck this week.
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7 - Nicknames, Creamy soda and meeting Richie Benaud
Boots talks about the origin of his infamous nickname We examine the difference between creamy and creaming soda Our favourite documentary is an unexpected gem, and David talks about the crucial error he made when meeting the great Richie Benaud for the first time.
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6 - Sam visits Nic Cage's house, Mega mailbag, and Dragon dancing
This week's mailbag spirals quickly out of control. We go deep on dragon dancing. Sam talks us through his experience being shown through Nicolas Cage's house. Plus, we tease a segment about a Tom Jones song but it never arrives, thanks to an audio issue (thanks Zoom)
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5 - Dick Haymes, Blackjack hacks, and the 1904 Olympics
Why does Google hate the Dick & Ham show? Does David really have the secret to winning at Blackjack? What happened in the 1904 Olympic marathon that almost killed several competitors? All this and all the other non-essential news you need to know.
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4 - Chopper Reid, Ray Liotta vs actual otters, and adult TV for kids
Sam helped Chopper Reid move house once. David survived his cross country road trip. Andrew was back and went straight into Andrew mode. Boots and Hugh were not there.
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3 - Sports restarts, Eurovision and Sam takes over
How likely is it that the proposed sports league restarts - particularly in the US - will actually happen? Is Will Ferrell's Eurovision movie any good? What happens when Dave leaves and Sam takes the host chair? These questions and so so many more are answered on Episode 4 of the Dick & Ham Show
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2 - Australian snacks, Richard Branson, and what NOT to use as your email address
Hugh, Dave, Andrew and Sam break down Australian snacks gone before their time, how the wrong email address ruined a landscaping business, and what to do if Richard Branson dares you to go over Victoria Falls in a barrel.
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1 - AFL is back, and the series we're watching this week
AFL football is back, we look at the series and podcasts that are on our radar this week, and talk turns to a 30 year old Simpsons joke as Sam and Boots join Hugh and Dave on the Dick and Ham show.
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Pilot
Hugh David and Andrew talk dead birds, rocky European beaches, and passive-aggressive LinkedIn tactics.
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Sam, Boots, Ranch and Dave take on the small issues. Everything from parenting to lockdown life, pop culture and sport. A weekly call between Oslo and Melbourne.
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