The Dick Show

A fat woman requires an airlift, strange flashbacks in the Odyssey, a woman's reaction to responsibility, new broadcast rules for female athletes, free communist babysitting, drive-by hatespeech, and aliens vs. demons; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A man steals a sandwich, I get a coloring book, Lindsey Graham dies, my hose breaks my house, annoying sayings, and a comedy festival for geriatrics; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Four women end Western Civilization, a fight with my dad over the air conditioner, the end of The Biggest Problem in the Universe--again, and a new Weight Watchers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat woman steals a trashcan, Communists take over NYC, drive-by Ozempic shootings, and dating your "best friend"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

A very scary hike, bears in the wild, "Welcome to America", Trump wakes up from his coma, pedos and surrogates, the ADL goes after "goyslop", and a woman eats the entire food pyramid; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Spencer Pratt is robbed, sending piss bottles through the mail, a robot fights a child, no more cigarettes, a man in cargo shorts melts down, Sikhs circle the wagons after Henry Nowak, and Madcucks calls in to thank everyone for ten years of content; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Hasan is going to prison, America's crappy 250th birthday, two moving trucks crash in the same spot, clocks, a fat woman is shot down by Hamas drones, suburban Hell, women don't actually read books, trans lawsuits, and when to beat your kids; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A man goes camping with two fat women, Homelander is killed, new types of maxxing, the ice cream man song is racist, billionaires advice on *** wiping, the crystal people of Los Angeles, how much money Boomers saved, a case for Door Dash, and I am too fat; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

TV bad guys save the world, vending machines vs. future astronauts, trick bath bombs, LA cancels BBQs, homeless police, sports addiction and women's MMA, the Skeletor voice, Mixtape, data centers, Kars 4 Kids, and the fight over Charlie Kirk's everlasting soul; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Quartering quits Twitter, Spencer Pratt for mayor, the first Black transgender quadriplegic fashion model speaks out on oppression, the remains of the Titanic sub idiots, and movies about women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Ray Ray is Happy is in studio painting a picture and shilling for SUPERKILLERs, I discover where all my poop has been going, the black belt of the year, red button vs. blue button, "Goyslop" and other hate speech, World War Eleven, high-testosterone men and consensus, cars that watch you, and Netenyahu NOT dropping bombs on a school; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Single Mom Weekend, my dad says the guy wasn't retarded, Fat Leia at Disneyland, transing Malcolm in the Middle, an ancient Chinese man, Nazi search tools, EMF gene manipulation, EBT ends and 7-Eleven goes out of business, spending too long in prison, and Black people have funeral cardboard cutouts; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Going to the zoo, what if women ran the Internet, the Quartering flags the world, a fat woman destroys a wagon, I am racially profiled by Chinese builders, Canada's new identity soup, a Denmark race-mixing ad, a wedding weekend with no spouse, OnlyFans advice, and a new firmware update for women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Whitey is back on the moon, my bathroom falls out of scope, new places to put velour, Fat Libs, Johnny Rocket launches SUPERKILLERs, a mob of bicyclists are arrested, a new opening act, Germany starts to go to war, and Maddox proposes a solution to slow down the rotation of the Earth; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Iran makes some AI videos, Salvo Pancakes commits a hate crime, India creates a new kind of music festival, the Sol Ringers Maddox looking and Chad counter, a bolo gun for lady policemen, a car breaking system for screaming, making porn of people you know, criminalizing sauce packets, NY goes dark, and a professional woman bicycler goes off a bridge; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Chuck Norris is dead, Iran blows up Israel's secret nuke lab, a camp for your wife, more Sol Ringers, and a guy who has problems with his mother; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Netenyahu is dead, ripping up library books, a guy dies because his ambulance gets stolen, Malcom in the Middle is raped, the Manosphere is devastated, treason on TikTok, 10,000 cops show up for a synagogue shooting, Maddox plays Magic: the Gathering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Iran fails to deliver a nuke, the hospital loses my kidney stone, birthdays for men, a domestic abuse vasectomy, DEI classes, twinks vs. sissies, fat women vs. rings, a human brain chip plays Doom, and more advice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Israel goes to war with Iran, things are blown up in Dubai, AirBnb-conditioning, Clawdbot vs. Boomers, Sven Stoffels calls in about Butch Killigan 3 and other things, advice on being gay, a wife folds laundry, baby sign language, a woman is addicted to working out, the BAFTA N-word game, and Smiling Friends is over; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Restore Britain doesn't care, a racist advertisement is banned, a guy gets the world's worst face tattoo, an incident at the pee factory, the Fart N girl deserved it, Pokemon Go back where you came from, a dance interpretation of ICE shootings, and fixing a swing; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

The creator of SomaliScan.com calls in, the Book of Mormon musical gets r*ped, Spencer Pratt runs for mayor of Los Angeles, Clavicular demonstrates "midmaxxing" for Peter Thiel, a "gun person" kills a bunch of kids, the Silence of the Lambs producers apologize, Israel declares war on the United States, no more SBA Loans for Indians, cheating at the Olympics, baby farming, and a pedophile owns school Picture Day; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Sean curse hits me in the wiener, funny bits from the Epstein files, a homeless man cons the hospital I'm at, white people's Power Points, cleaning up crime scenes, caste development at Microsoft, Black people in Minecraft, a sit-in at Target, and Vinnie's comedy club is attacked by a single protester; all this and more this week on The Dick Show!

ICE vs. Communists, a Black woman brings ribs to the emergency room, things stuck up butts and other gay walks, synchronized suicide pods, Andrew Tate abuses his son, a news girl and a chair engineer, the UK makes banter illegal, H1B police, women vs. crime and punishment, and bananas and rice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Two fat Mexicans at swimming lessons, NO MA'AM, the UK fails to brainwash young men again, a Reddit mod spergs out, the new fat and Black and gay Star Trek, melon bread, the ADL makes an AI lawsuit machine, and I am attacked by a whale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Royce from "Revenge of the Cis" is in studio! A woman is killed on ice by ICE, the "I'm just a girl" defense, Dan Boingo spergs out, Quirk Chungus, breaking into day care, Time Crisis, fighting with your brother, infiltrating the Plus Size Park Hopper gang, and a Super Size Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Matthew Cox calls in about stealing identities from the homeless and going to prison for $60 million in mortgage fraud, Venezuela is liberated from communists, I take a weed whacker to some dog poop, sacred cow poop on sale at Amazon, and women are upset that Grok puts them in bikinis; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Stranger Things coming out scene, a bunch of Somalians do day care, two fat women ruin your day, the pivotal decision of GTA 6's pride parades, Calfiornia ruins tortillas, the billionaire tax, and Maddox accidentally turns someone gay in highschool; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Vivek's annual Christmas crash-out, Poop Dad is a hit, celebrity boxers getting beat down, Rob Reiner gets killed by REEFER MADNESS, Epstein nostalgia, Congolese monkey meat, fighting misogyny in the UK, women cops vs. a terrorist attack, nerdy women, and a fat woman falls over at Lego Land; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Santa rips me off, endangered plants and the Malibu fire, Nick Funetes rapes Piers Morgan, a cholo tries to shake me down, H1-B teachers, the Gravedigger calls in, how to cremate fat people, haunted toys, Luigi Mangione's to-do list, and China lays down the law on delusional women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Batteries get dumped into Africa, the antisemite of the year award, liquor and machetes for the homeless, a post-stabbing N word defense, terrorism notes for the New IRA, women most affected, a meat skimping conspiracy, blue collar career advice vs. pornography career advice, Furry TMZ, a mystery pooper, the declining quality of Mexicans, why Manny Muskets talks like that, and more Maddox confessional chats; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

What I want for Christmas, Black Krang, the day the screaming stopped, a woman soldier gets killed, Tucker Carlson says a slur on television, wearing a Santa shirt to go see Santa, eating ice, gay venom, dancing in horse poop in America, underage drinking, rinsing your turkey, and the true story of Thanksgiving; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Downsyndrome flashcards, my truck slowly breaks down, USPS tries to ban illegal truckers, a bunch of Twitter accounts get doxed, a fat woman has two pieces of cake, Somalians autism epidemic, robot prisons, making ice cream cones with your feel, and Intellectual Property; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Christmas comes early this year, some immigrants build a terrible house, a bad way to meet women, too fat for fudge, a Maddox discovery about the self-insert Power Puff Girls episode, video games in Quirk Chungus World, a toilet with no seat, Indian airlines and wheelchairs, and Epstein becomes Yakub; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat woman complains about her health insurance, 50 year mortgages, a "rape chart", women and Communism, a racist's racist, losing at paintball, and a guy has a terrible girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

SNAP covers DoorDash and other astounding facts, a lesbian-run bar has no alcohol, poorly layed cement, I'm sick on Halloween, Tucker Carlson interviews Nick Fuentes, Bill Gates changes his mind on climate change, some old hags complain about Sydney Sweeney's boobs, India has a feces festival, blue collar jobs, and a woman makes dolls out of dead minks, and I need one; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A man dressed like an SS officer walks into a bar, going to a meth pumpkin patch, food stamps are canceled, cigarette diarrhea, a man creates an app, H1B job listings, freeway signs that are not in Hindi, an Amazon driver is upset with me, having to use dog shampoo, and the Sean's Animal Corner Game; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat teacher leads a No Kings protest, Antifa vs. Antifat, my son has a strange injury, some boys use the n word, The Great Feminization, Gretta Thumberg gets beat up by the IDF, gay DnD, a strange Rippaverse comic about God and detention, a wipe wand demonstration, and VOCs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I get a new rug, a tour of the Seattle Fat Mall, the IRS gets a paid vacation, the unread email button is removed, Reduction in Force layoffs, Captain Ham Planet, a gay, handicap AI, a woman with a skin beard, Jordan Peterson killed by mold, and gross formula; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fluffy Latina gets taken down by ICE, baby radio, a man named "Jihad" walks into a synagogue, a bird that yells "help", Community Relations Service is dead, P Diddy court drawings, the healing power of a fried foot, a reality-based ninja, Israel takes a 10/7 VR experience to Christian colleges, and Schizo Sean gets Aaron Imholte thrown in jail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A man drives into a church, how to tell a woman no, Israel hatches a plan to take over all media, a man is messed with while on crack, someone poops on my couch, Charlie Kirk's hot sauce, a Muppet sex pest,  ; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Trying not to wake the baby, Charlie Kirk's REAL funeral, a man re-invents fitness, sending kids down the slide when they are too young, a fat woman can no longer ride a bicycle, a man dates a Discord, no peeing on the astroturf, the resistence fighters of Ham Planet, "can you imagine if they did the same thing to us", and toe nails getting ripped off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

White people are doing AI funerals too now, Johnny's Brain Rot Corner produces some gems, Charlie Kirk is killed so a man can be straight, I almost break my wife's foot, my son gains too much weight, what young people want, EBT scams, signs in my neighborhood, snapping my neck, and the Hydroflask crew that stole Johnny's car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Johnny gets his car stolen, Josh Denny in studio, a lady steals a baseball from a kid, a Dickhead wins the virginity contest to a bag of red flags, three women pharmacists, a woman gets stabbed on the bus, and the Cracker Barrel CEO's long history of killing food items; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I catch a guy watering a spider at the grocery store, a Federal Reserve governor commits mortgage fraud, entering the North Korea baby stage, "Stunters" the viral piece of garbage game, a brief Superkiller review, Trump catches a bad contractor, EBT and candy and soda, sex for rent in Canada and everywhere, and Johnny's Brain Rot corner; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Adam Busch in studio, Raja Jackson beats a wrestler half to death because he was disrespected, SUPERKILLER is released, the Cracker Barrel has fallen, men's idea of romance, Indians defending Indian defending Indians, fat Black bicyclers, and Shaquille O'Meal vs. a door; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Karl calls in about his lawsuit, Home Depot rents defective furniture dollies, Johnny brings in a poetry man, Nick Fuentes shouts out the show, an Indian crashes a semi truck, ChatGPT sexually assaults an insane woman, a fat woman falls through a boat, and the EVS Superkiller review announcement; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Some classy AI funeral videos, the WNBA puts up a dildo net, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in about a woman's death, Karl Hamberger is sued for $600,000 by Stuttering John, student loans, the war on weed never ends, ego death, and witches on Etsy making bank; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, the consequences of a low-IQ Internet, a muslim prayer group talks toilet paper, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, fame that is just out of reach, a fat woman falls out of a canoe, the ISOM action figure, Happy Gilmore 2, a new pick-up artist technique, women's many encounters with ghosts, and the king of crashouts has risen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Warren G lullabyes, stuck behind an idiot's funeral procession, Armenians honking at the hospital, the death of waiting rooms, fat women are hacked globally, mental asylums are coming back, eating gross things, advice on programming, an all-white town, four-person mortgages, and a fat woman breaks a Slip 'N Slide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My campaign speech for city council, thin steaks take over the last grocery store, Nitrous Americans take their hill back, Lena Dunham gains more weight, USAID was full of kindergardeners, the Epstein List, I finally beat RDR2, homeless stories, women run a restaurant, a local hellhole get overrun by police, robots doing Crossfit, and a crash course in audio engineering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!