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We back after some vacation time. We needed a break from you guys.... you are really the worstSend us Fan MailSupport the show

What does it take to achieve inner peace. Clearly we know. So listen up cause we got the secret!Send us Fan MailSupport the show

Nothing is better than a heath dose of gambling.... especially if you control the outcome.... fuck a balanced breakfast what you need is unbalanced gamblingSend us Fan MailSupport the show

Big feet porn? Yea that is a niche that needs filling if ya know what I mean!! Now give me your money so I can take it down.Send us Fan MailSupport the show

Can't be cancelled if you dont have fans to begin with.Send us Fan MailSupport the show

desctription... nailed itSend us Fan MailSupport the show

Short on time so we powered through this episode. keep your jewish friends as hot or cold as you want them with the Yamacoozie!Send us Fan MailSupport the show

This podcast is a competition based on episodes recorded not a sport... we need to redefine termsSend us Fan MailSupport the show

We had a love child and it is this podcast... and it is gay... not 2026 offensive gay 1995 teasing your buddy gaySend us Fan MailSupport the show

and two zig zags.... omg and it is episode 245... its like we planned it... but we didnt... cause that would take effort. AND THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINESend us Fan MailSupport the show

Just a traditional podcast with traditional topics. If it aint broke dont fix it!Send us Fan MailSupport the show

ok two weeks late but something about always sweeter when you wait... i dunno... it doesn't even take that long to post... i just don't like doing it. Its an obligations and that ruins it for me... plus what is this episode 243?! even if posting only takes 5 mins that is still like almost a whole day of just posting!! That is insane.... So... enjoy! I HAVE SACRIFICED FOR YOUSend us Fan MailSupport the show

Sometimes it takes the bottom of the barrel to really understand the intricacies of then entire barrel. we think we may have done that here... prolly not but maybe...Send us Fan MailSupport the show

You don't know it yet but you will eventually realize.... yea.. we are right.. Send us Fan MailSupport the show

The olympics are back and fat is gone but our terrible takes are here to stay!! something needs to stay consistent these days. we are there for youSend us Fan MailSupport the show

OK this isnt some S&M podcast but that does give me an idea for next week... sorry to disappoint. You know we are ADD so it is a bunch of stuff... so enjoy ya dingleberriesSend us Fan MailSupport the show

read this text. understand what the episode is about. start listening. forget what you read and listen to something that has nothing to do with what you read. leave happySend us Fan MailSupport the show

Id like to say it isnt weird but... its weirdSend us Fan MailSupport the show

OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh buddy... this shit right here???!??! Send us Fan MailSupport the show

Not all titles have to make sense... its hard to make titles and descriptions... leave me aloneSend us Fan MailSupport the show

yea... december... christmas talk... i hate it tooSend us Fan MailSupport the show

I do an episode description but it feels like a futile taskSend us Fan MailSupport the show

If it is not clear to you by now that we have no idea what we are talking about i give you this to seal the deal.Send us Fan MailSupport the show

Oh man halloween is the fucking worst. But parker.... he is far worse! Tune in for this episode of are these the worst two humans on this planet? Spoiler: not really but they are not great...Send us Fan MailSupport the show

You gross. Its not your fault... but also... shower...Send us Fan MailSupport the show

we got a little angsty... i dunno it happens still some good shitSend us Fan MailSupport the show

You know what it means.... Right?!Send us Fan MailSupport the show

oh man... have you been in the head of a crazy person? welcome!Send us Fan MailSupport the show

not political... at all... i swear...Send us Fan MailSupport the show

Famously MJ had one of his greatest games while fighting off a flu. Well let me tell you that just after recording this episode I came down with one nasty flu. So either this will be one of the greatest episodes we have ever recorded or i am not of MJ caliber. This flu also means that i was delirious enough that i have NO clue what we talked about which is normal for me but now i have a light excuse that i was sickSend us Fan MailSupport the show

is sim theory just a new age religion? well probably... but it doesn't want my money and doesnt want me to do anything... so ill allow it for now... but i got my eye on you sim theorySend us Fan MailSupport the show

i have a theory that the ripples in your butthole can be used to understand who you are and potential health issues you will have because it is directly tied to your specific dna. That is not at all what this episode is about. It REALLY should be... but maybe in the future we will discuss it... probs not ill forget it was every a theory i had... oh wellSend us Fan MailSupport the show

ok sometimes my attempt at a clever name fails... ok mostly... nut that is not two ls that is an l and a capital I which i know doesn't really help but context clues should. Politics and AI see it now?! i dont know why i trySend us Fan MailSupport the show

In another glorious show of professionalism I have been neglecting my duties and didn't post this episode for FAR too long... so... we all get to discover what is in it at the same time!!!Send us Fan MailSupport the show

yea weird title... i bet you figure it out.....Send us Fan MailSupport the show

I mean we are clearly on the spectrum... but who isnt?Send us Fan MailSupport the show

Tom Brady is gross and we all know it.Send us Fan MailSupport the show

Bonus! we got a doctor* to sit down and talk to us about nothing!!*not really only technicallySend us Fan MailSupport the show

welp its not the first and wont be the last time i forget to post and also forget what the episode was about so this one is a naughty little mysterySend us Fan MailSupport the show

1 man vs 100 popesSend us Fan MailSupport the show

comment on our reddit page if ANYBODY FUCKING READS THISSend us Fan MailSupport the show

Mixing it up... or are we... Send us Fan MailSupport the show

its really what its all about anyway. we just made it into a form of entertaimentSend us Fan MailSupport the show

you know what we are sayingSend us Fan MailSupport the show

It sounds dumb but trust me it is much stupiderSend us Fan MailSupport the show

I thought it was alcohol that made me forget what we talk about but really its just that stupid and not worth rememberingSend us Fan MailSupport the show

You will like and subscribe....Send us Fan MailSupport the show

The title is just as disgusting as the episode. But what else would you expect from us we have not really set the bar very high... so enjoy our shitty take on youth and meme coins...Send us Fan MailSupport the show

from early times to star trek we hit the gamut of all life and technology. But is it at all entertaining?! find out this week on THEDRINKTANKSend us Fan MailSupport the show

Ok we are back with a double post. The earlier one was due to some subscription issues and just posted and this one has some sound issues so we are just being super professional about everything and what not. Clearly the smartest two people in the worldSend us Fan MailSupport the show