The Drunk Riders

Like Spirit, certain things can go! Fantasy Island in Niagara was.. not the best places and is now closed for 2026. The boys discuss that and if it will be back. That, Six Flags changes, Buffalo Bills locking in, fan questions and more in this episode.

Listen.. we always knew the USA rollercoaster rankings sucked.. but my lord.. they make the Golden Tickets look like the shining beacon of correctness! The boys tear that BS apart plus news from KBF to SFStl all the way to Energylandia and more in this episode.

Six Flags are going a bit wild with changes, from people to parks. Here's us thinking it would be slow but they're dropping bombshell after bombshell! The boys discuss the ramifications of all the changes and impact to the chain as a whole plus all lovely news and fan questions in this episode.

Universal.. we were hoping you'd never stoop this low. With more changes to make money, has Uni finally become Six Flags? The boys discuss this, T3's opening in India, SFQC hour changes, fan questions and more in this episode.

Indiana Beach, coming in with the one event we could love.. and we somehow still haven't done yet. Don't tell us how to have a good time. We roll through the possibilities, Whizzer retrack, more Six Flags BS, ride name changes and more in this episode.

Will Busch Gardens Williamsburg bring a Giga? You know they won't but a man can dream right! At least if Scott Ross has anything to say about it! The boys discuss that, Energylandia expansion, SFGAdv continuing with Barney, and much more in this episode.

Shoreline Pier is announced at GAdv but we want the coaster! RYAN! WHERE YOU AT! That, Euromir's closure, Vekoma work at Waldy, fan questions and much more in this episode.

Stardust Racers is gone! Well not really. But she will be back because OF COURSE IT WILL BE! THat, as well as new coasters, return of long gone coasters, Busch Gardens being sued and more in this episode!

With Six Flags selling a large number of parks for about $5, what is next for those parks no longer park of the chain and also, what does that mean for Enchanted as well? The boys go through that, fan questions, and more in this week's episode.

He's back yall! Ryan Eldredge, THE PR man from Six Flags, discusses all things going on with Six Flags Great Adventure and Dorney Park. From his first days managing SFGAdv to new things coming including the Jolly Purple Giant brewing in New Jersey. Don't forget fan questions and more in this weeks episode.

Joined by long time friend Gooch, we cover his recent trip to SFQC, the fun we've had together, how we met, and had an AUDACIOUS Black Coaster draft in this month of our lord February 2026. Yes, its as dumb and stupid as you may think. Be ready for some dumb (like you're not already!)

On a day meant to celebrate someone else’s love, unexpected feelings begin to surface. Between laughter, quiet glances, and a simple toast, three hearts discover that sometimes the most meaningful vows are the ones never planned.

Come on now.. we all know it was buns. Don't act like it was something amazing. The boys discuss the.. stupid.. surrounding the retirement of Dinosaur. That, new Gold Passes for Six Flags, new CEO for Disney Parks, Energylandia stalling, fan questions and more in this episode.

Sadly, Dreamland Margate has lost its.. really only appealing feature. Scenic Railway, one of the oldest in the world is now gone. The boys discuss this, Universal debauchery, SFGAdv getting.. mediocrity? Of course, fan questions and much more of course in this episode.

We're back to our regular bullshittery and this time.. Universal? MAN! Do better. You're not Six Flags. We discuss the name, concept and more as well as Viva Las Wobble Recap, fan questions, other news and a bunch of stupid in this episode!

Our boy Parkineer joins us to discuss his recent trip to Saudi Arabia and his thoughts on all of SFQC. That, some other park news, insane stupidity as always and much more in this episode!

Falcon's Flight finally opens to much praise and fanfare but the boys have a slightly different take.. we talk reactions and most likely reality. That, Tom's insane weekend in Orlando, news with a sprinkle of fan questions and more in this episode.

The 7th annual TDR Awards have returned, with shitposts, trolling, and stupidity.. along with probably a bit too much sauce. Streamed in Twitch, enjoy 3+ hours and 54 separate categories of our yearly stupidity with The Shitpost Awakens.

With Tormenta getting topped off.. this dive machine is going to have an insane drop. Will the rest of it hold up? The boys discuss that as well as BGT's crazy changes, Looney Tunes to Magic Mountain, fan questions and more in this episode.

The boys put together unique and interesting parks with $350 million to blow on rides. Some of us blew the money while others kept it cheap. Also covered the news from Wild Waves closing, SFOT kinda closing, Parc Asterix buying up another park, fan questions and more in this episode!

After some time away, John C Reilly takes over Six Flags. Well of course he did. The boys discuss what that means, other news from Six Flags QC having some kick ass rides, T3 returns to India, fan questions and much more.

IAAPA was a banger-ish? Tom ended up going to the yearly tradeshow and covers everything big that happened along with his adventure. That, some other news, more stupidity, fan questions and more in this episode!

Together again, for episode 350, your favorite boys decided to get the long fabled tattoos together! Let's go! Of course, they discuss the news with Six Flags Qiddiya soft opening, more ride announcements, IAAPA coming, and much more in this episode!

Ooo lord.. she coming..

Six Flags America is no more, closing this past week. The reaction has been.. interesting? The park wasn't something that blew you away but had its fans and the boys discuss the fun of.. everything about what this means. That, other news, a quick draft, other BS and more in this episode!

Man.. names for shows are becoming weird. THE BOYS discuss Flying Fox at Kentucky Kingdom and how it will impact KK. TONS of IAAPA speculation intertwined with a mess of dumb stuff, favorite past trips, more dumb stuff and your fan questions!

We're out here.. being the chucklefucks you all know and love discussing Cotaland, Fast and Furious, IAAPA possible news? Maybe? SFFT construction, a metric ton of fan questions and more in this episode.

With Six Flags putting out surveys to its passholders, a lot of POSSIBLE things coming in the future, including Kings Island with that enormous plot of land finally used. That, every other parks possibilities, Circuit Breaker being.. amazing? Universal kids, fan questions and much more in this episode.

Our first Live episode in a while features stupidity, drafting, talking about more BS, and Rolling Thunder surpassing KK as the best ride at SFGAdv! Lets dive in to the dumb!

No news is good news? Maybe? Well Optimus definitely thinks so. Be prepared for.. well something? Draft? Maybe. Sports? Definitely. Star Wars? You bet your sweet ass. Fan questions and a coaster or two in there as well!

We finally have it ladies and gentleman. The Drunk Riders finally have a meme realized. The Giga Dive for Fiesta Texas is here and.. looks pretty legit! We cover that, all other news for the last 2 weeks, fan questions and more in this episode!

We're back at HHN25 (well Tom is at least) and he had himself an experience. We discuss that, SFQ and Siren's Curse on steroids, SDC's BS, KINDA Golden Tickets (more next week) as well as your fan questions in this episode.

Do we give in to enthusiast paranoia and stupidity? Hell no.. but its funny to talk about. We discuss kinda this, COTALand and MAYBE opening, Chinese parks closing, your fan questions and much more in this episode.

Your boys are back with a big ol recp of last weekends Deep Dish Stumble at Six Flags Great America! Twas a true banger from start to finish, including the worlds best pool party. That, news, Cedar Point shitting on Marcus' weekend, fan questions and more in this episode.

Adam Sandy is back to the show and we discuss this, that, and everything Zamperla and much more, from all the latest installation and news as well as upcoming changes and celebrations. Plus, we discuss history with the best/most influential coasters of the last 60 years. Join us for the Coronation of the King.

Guess whos back!!! Busch Gardens Tampa closed Dragon Fire Grill as part of the newest expansion of The Scott Ross Experience! Fans are thrilled by the epic health code violations and so are we! Who's ready for new diseases? WE ARE!

Richard Zimmerman is gone as CEO of Six Flags.. does that mean we can get the OG Dick back in his palace? The boys discuss those changes and the implications of them in this episode. Of course news, stupidity, fan questions and much more in this episode.

Well well well.. trolling continues and as always, its hilarious! Tom visited Cedar Point and covers HIS visit to Americas RollerCoast. That, Six Flags pass changes (lord almighty), ride closures, park changes and much more in this episode.

Six Flags Great Adventure starts.. something? Who knows what it could be but the worlds starting to guess and the boys begin to speculate. That, metric ton of a months news, and much more in this episode!

Your boys finish the insane 2 week bonanza from Finland to Spain and much more covering Linnenmaki, Eftling, Walibi Holland, and of course fantastic Madrid. Plus.. we got to get Marc to Poland. That of course and much more in this episode.

We're nearly there, finishing up with Alton and Blackpool and much more. The boys discuss the rest of Stumble Across the Pond as well as bonus parks and much more the last standalone installment of the series!

FORPE! One of the most anticipated parks of the trip.. Thorpe Park along with the incredible Paultons strike through the next two days of this series. The love for Thorpe is REAL in this show, along with their amazing rides and just.. being awesome. Enjoy part 2 of this lovely Stumble Across the Pond series with Buzzed Bars!

As Buzzed Bars goes across the pond, follow Marcus and Tom along with sexy pictures of Marc as we visit Ireland and England at the fantastic Emerald Park and Chessington. Enjoy the first of this.. lord no idea how many part series as we galivant across Europe!

With Marcus still in Europe trying to catch up to Mike, Marc and Mike discuss the latest news, and of course, Eurotrip! This is an episode of all time, so make sure you listen! Stumble Across the Pond content will be coming soon!

Mike is joined by Kelli to discuss their recent Walt Disney World Shenanigans that took place before Stumble Across the Pond!

Marc keeps us all entertained while Marcus and Mike are in England. Marc is joined by Meg and Perry as we talk about pizza and some roller coasters!

Joined by special guest Andrew Stilwell from C101, we cover this insanely expensive but hey its basically free concept from Magictecture. That, TT2 reopening, Netflix randomly, Marineland closing, fan questions and more in this episode!

The boys are back with discussions around F&F and their train reveal and how.. ok it looks? I guess? Ya'll need to relax.. lets be honest. That, Zamperla's new ride, KK getting something, AlpenFury, fan questions and much more in this episode!

Well.. well.. well.. who woulda thought.. NOT WE! Cedar Point runs like shit and we're make sure everyone knows why. That, Marc's fantastic announcement, plenty of news, and cuddles galore in this episode!

The second time around was just as insane as the first. The boys discuss the fun that was Virginia is the Stumbles: The Revenge this week and all the debauchery that was had. That, a smidgen of news, and questions galore in this episode.