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The DSWF Podcast
by kimandkatepodcast
Welcome to The Downstairs Water Fountain (DSWF)—where two besties since 6th grade reminisce on their past, tackle the present, and prepare for the future. Unscripted and unfiltered, this is a space for revisiting life’s highs, lows, and hilariously awkward moments. From random adventures to pointless rants, we talk about everything and nothing, in a way only best friends can. Join us at the hydration station—you won’t want to miss an episode!
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Daily Delights
On this week's episode the girlies are doing an Uno Reverse as Kate would say instead of erking they are delighting. This episode is all about the things that bring Kim and Kate joy and happiness on the daily. Come on over to the DSWF as the girls will fill up your cup with something delightful.
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Leveling up: Fashion & Makeup
On this weeks episode the girls are throwing it back to middle school, high school, AND college, they are discussing their fashion and makeup routines back in those days. Some of these stuck with them to this day and others were best left back in whatever era the girls started them in. So come on back to the DSWF while Kim and Kate throw it back.
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This or That-Vacation
This week's episode is perfect timing with summer time approaching quickly, because the girlies are discussing varying options for vacations. The two friends are very similar as you may know, but in this episode you will be able hear some of the ways that they differ when it comes to vacations.
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Made It Moments
This week Kim and Kate are introducing a new and more wholesome segment they are calling Made it Moments. In this segment the girlies will share moments in their lives that meant a lot to them and where they felt like they 'made it'. In this segment no moment is too big or too small, just as long as the girls felt like they 'made it' in that moment. Enjoy!
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Story Time-Hoops saves Kim
Another week, another story time, but this time it's Kim's turn. Kim will take you through another roller coast of her vs. gravity, but this time gravity wins. Tune in to this week's episode where you will hear another story of Kim and her misfortunes.
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Story Time-Utah Shit-tuations
The girlies are so back baby! Kim and Kate took an impromptu hiatus because of some their busy schedules, all good things they promise! Now they are back and so ready to share more laughs and stories including this one. Let's just say the title of this episode really give you some incite on what Kate will be sharing today, you won't want to miss this one!
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DSWF Worst Words
On this week's episode Kim and Kate dabble in different type of episode where they bring to the table the worst words, in their opinion. Let's just say there is quite a variety of words and this girls of course will give their reasons as to why they believe it should be considered DSWF's Worst Words.
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Story Time-Shop Class
On this week's episode Kim and Kate go back to their late middle school days of shop class. For Kate she got along well with the shop instructor and as for Kim, well Kim was terrified of him. The tales that she was told by others shaped her feelings towards their shop instructor, but this episode is not about the instructor of shop class. No, this episode is about how Kim cut her finger off in shop class...okay maybe it isn't that dramatic of a story, but you'll have to listen to hear the whole story.
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Law or Nah #2
This week the girls are back with some more laws and perhaps some nahs to bring to the table. Kim and Kate bring an assortment of topics they believe should be in the DSWF Book of Law. Be sure to listen in on this episode and see if you agree with these two unofficial law makers.
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Story Time-Hawaii Trip
One this week's episode Kate is sharing a diarrhea inducing story about the time she went to Hawaii with her husband and a couple of their friends. The trip was all fun and games until it was time to travel home. Let's just say there is a right and a wrong way to travel and Kate's way is the correct way. You may want to have your Depends ready on this one friends because it is a doozy.
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Erks: Part 3
This week the girls are back on the erk train! This week's episode consists of traffic issues, gym faux pas, and even a cute wholesome erk, but still an erk no less! Come on over to the DSWF to hear all about Kim and Kate's latest erks, you won't want to miss it!
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Iconic Moment: Fun Night
This week Kim and Kate are 'throwing it back' as Kate puts it their middles school dances known as 'Fun Night'. These dances were the precursor to prom for these two. Although it was a lot less formal, a lot less dancing, but just even more drama. Let's just say Kim and Kate have a blow up fight, Kim may have seen red that night. Tune in this week to hear about all the awkward moments that was Fun Night.
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Re-watch & Rewind-She's The Man
This week at the DSWF the girlies are introducing a new segment they are calling 'Re-watch & Rewind' where they watch one of their favorite movies they watched together at sleepovers. This week they are talking about She's The Man, which was one of their staple movies for sleepovers. They recap the movie and put in their own opinions about the movie and relive some of their favorite parts that had them cackling the entire movie. Come on down to the DSWF and bring you favorite beverage and maybe even some popcorn too for this movie recap.
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Holiday Recap and Resolutions 2026
Now that the holidays are officially over the girlies are recapping what they did over the holidays with their families and some of their traditions are during this time of year. Then they chitchat about what some of their goals/resolutions are for the year. This episode a little something different than what the besties are usually up to, but this episode will still get you hydrated!
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We Solve Absolutely Nothing-D.B Cooper
The girls are at it again! On this week's episode Kate presents the mysterious case of D.B. Cooper. Kate goes into detail of the airplane hijacking that occurs, but then also the theories of what happened to D.B. Cooper. Kim then give her take on what actually happened and by golly I think she cracked it! Come on down to the water fountain and don't forget to fill your cups on this one because it is an interesting episode.
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Law or Nah #1
On the first episode of 2026 Kim and Kate are pulling out a new segment they like to call 'Law or Nah'. In theses types of episodes one of the ladies will present something that they believe should be put into law or why and they other will either agree and make it law or say NAH! Together these two will solve all the problems of society when DSWF Law at a time...well so they think...
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This or That: Holidays
On this weeks episode Kim and Kate dive in to all things holiday when it comes to deciding between what they prefer to wear or give as gifts during this holiday season. You guessed it they are doing another this or that episode, but this time it is all about the holidays, just in time for the end of the year. This episode is the perfect way for these to gal pals to wrap up the year 2025 and continue into year 2026, so head on over to the hydration station for one last episode of 2025.
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Erks: Part 2
This Kim and Kate are at it again. That's right they are erking! This week, they dive into the tiny everyday decisions that somehow feel enormous. Why do people keep empty ice cream boxes in the freezer like trophies of dairy long gone? What’s the psychology behind placing take out containers in a way that they spill all over in the plastic bag? And perhaps most controversially, what does it say about a person who refuses—flat‑out refuses—to commit on a yellow arrow when turning left? Tune into this weeks episode and maybe these questions will get answered.
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Iconic Moment-The Niobrara Trips
This week on The DSWF Podcast Kim and Kate reminisce on the memorable moments of the Niobrara trips they have went on throughout the years. They start the first trip where it was a huge learning curve on the ins and outs of capping as a group, to the most recent trip they had this past summer. Whether you have been to the Niobrara, camping, or just on rowdy trips with your friends you'll enjoy the tales of these summer time adventures.
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Story Time-Airport Disaster
This week at the hydration station Kim recaps the time that her and her husband went overseas and almost didn't make it back to the US...well Kim at least almost didn't. She details all the hoops she had to jump through just to get on her first flight of the day. The worst part is there was nothing she could have done to make the outcomes different. You won't want to miss this diarrhea inducing episode, well at least that's how Kate put it.
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This or That-Food #1
This weeks episode is another This or That, but this time we are talking food! We even cover a couple of 'hot topics' that may have you screaming "ABSOLUTELY NOT" while on your drive to or from work. We even go as far as ranking our favorite Mexican foods, but for each other. This week we keep it light, fun, and flavorful at this hydration station.
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Iconic Moment-Kate's Wedding
On this weeks episode it is all about Kate and her picture perfect wedding. The views were straight out of a magazine, the food was amazing, the vibes were incredible, but the injury count...two. This wedding day was everything Kate and her new husband could have imagine and more even if there was a tent that could have ruined the day. Did the crisis get taken care of? Why don't you take a listen as Kim and Kate recap Kate's wedding and all that it entailed! Spoiler alert Kim cried so hard that day.
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Iconic Moment-Kim's Wedding
This week is all about the love that was witnessed on Kim's wedding day. On this episode Kim and Kate talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly that was Kim's wedding. Although the only ugly was someone who ended up blubbering like Kim K and even any bad was out weighed by all of the good that happened throughout the day. Tune in and hear the beautiful story of Kim and her husband's wedding day it is a sweet listen!
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Iconic Moment- The Singing Christmas Tree
This week's episode is one of the bricks to Kim and Kate's friends and why they truly stayed friends for this long. This episode will have questioning why this outing even happened in the first place, but will have to you chuckling throughout. Be sure to bring your water bottles on this one because this DSWF episode will leave fully hydrated. You know what they say hydrate or die-drate.
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Story time - Day on the Ice
Ever been in an awkward situation? Kate sure has. This week on the pod, Kate dives into the unexpectedly long and awkward day she spent with a sort-of friend — you know, the kind you’ve exchanged a few memes with but never actually hung out one-on-one. The original plan was a fun winter outing of ice skating with Kate, her friend, and friend's friend-confusing right-when suddenly Kate's friend...cancelled, so what does Kate do? Guess you'll have to listen to find out!
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Leveling Up: Drinking
This week Kim and Kate reflect on how their drinking habits have changed as the approach their thirties. From wild nights and cheap booze to quiet pours and intentional choices, they explore what growing up looks like—one drink at a time.
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We Solve Absolutely Nothing: The Somerton Man
This week on another episode of 'We Solve Absolutely Nothing' it's Kate's time to shine where she tell the intriguing story of The Somerton Man. If you thought Kim's story was interesting last week, you won't want to miss this episode where Kate unpacks the layers of this mystery. Spoiler alert Kim definitely solve this mystery...or does she? Guess you'll have to listen to find out.
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We Solve Absolutely Nothing: Harold Holt
On this episode Kim takes over the mic during another brand new segment entitled 'We Solve' Absolutely Nothing'. In this segment Kim or Kate will tell a mystery or conspiracy theory and the other will have to solve it. This week Kim tells the story of the disappearance of Harold Holt, while Kate must solve it. Did we mention that whatever the two of them say actually solves the mystery being told?
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Erks: Part 1
This is the first of likely many episodes of the brand new segment 'Erks', from the oddly specific to the universally irritating, this episode spotlights the tiny things that drive us nuts. Whether it’s a pet peeve, a social faux pas, or just a weird habit that gets under your skin, we’re here to rant, laugh, and maybe even understand why these erks erk us so much.
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Leveling Up: Periods
This week Kim and Kate, get real about the evolution of their menstrual cycles—from awkward teenage beginnings to the unpredictable rhythms of adulthood. With laughter, vulnerability, and plenty of shared stories, they explore how their bodies have changed, how their perspectives have shifted, and what it means to embrace the flow—physically and emotionally.
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This or That-Fashion
Today's episode contains a new segment we like to refer to as 'This or That' where we will lightly debate on our choice of two options that the other has given. Today's debate? Fashion! We go back and forth on which fashion trends we would likely pick and stick with...forever...once you pick you stick...just kidding! This episode is a playful mix of reliving cringey fashion faux pas to trends of today, so buckle up for this light episode where we have you rethinking your own wardrobe both past and present.
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Iconic Moments: The Denver Story
Ever been in a relationship that felt more like a quiet standoff than a romantic connection? In this episode, we unpack the story of a couple whose love life barely made it past the starting line. He was sweet, thoughtful… and completely silent. She was patient, hopeful… and increasingly confused. For one month, they were technically “together,” but emotionally miles apart. It’s a tale of mismatched energy, social anxiety, and the kind of breakup that leaves you wondering if you were ever really dating. Tune in for a cringe-filled journey through the quietest relationship you’ve ever heard of.
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Iconic Moments: Awkward First Dates
This episode dives into two gloriously awkward first dates: one “secret” double date at the movies (spoiler—my dad knew the whole time), where we nearly got kicked out before the previews for being too loud. And another with a wannabe musician who wouldn’t leave, and somehow turned my own home into a hostage situation It’s a tribute to early dating chaos, clueless confidence, and the moments that made us want to disappear into the popcorn machine.
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Iconic Moments-Lock ins
Two best friends, one wild church lock-in. From midnight capture the flag and sardines in the dark to junk food overload and a dramatic first shot of water, this episode is a hilarious trip down memory lane. Faith, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos-just how youth group was meant to be.
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Iconic Moments: Dare to Share
This week, we’re reliving the spiritual fever dream that was Dare to Share: the youth event where worship felt like a concert, sleepover energy collided with emotional breakthroughs, and someone definitely cried during a skit about forgiveness. From awkward icebreakers to an emergency tampon run, we’re diving into the cringe, the chaos, and the kind of bonding that only happens when you haven’t slept in 36 hours.
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Iconic Moment: Our First Job
Before we had résumés, we had hairnets. This episode takes you back to our first high school job—two best friends thrown into the heat of a kitchen, armed with questionable work ethics and an unshakable bond. It was loud, greasy, and full of moments that felt like the end of the world—but somehow, it was the beginning of everything.
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Iconic Moments: Fart Night
WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS HEAVY ON TOILET HUMOR (Sorry, Mom) This week, we crack open the time capsule of our friendship and let the fumes fly. Farts: the unsung heroes of our bond. From the silent-but-deadlies that forged trust, to the explosive moments that tested it, we’re diving nostrils-first into the memories that made us laugh, gag, and grow closer.
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You Sat Next to Me and Never Left (Our Origin)
Before the podcast, before the inside jokes, before the questionable decisions—there was one angry wasp on the first day of 6th grade. In our very first episode of DSWF, we’re taking it back to day one, where a brutal sting and a random seating chart kicked off a lifelong friendship. So grab your metaphorical paper cup and join us at the hydration station—where nothing important happens, but somehow everything does.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to The Downstairs Water Fountain (DSWF)—where two besties since 6th grade reminisce on their past, tackle the present, and prepare for the future. Unscripted and unfiltered, this is a space for revisiting life’s highs, lows, and hilariously awkward moments. From random adventures to pointless rants, we talk about everything and nothing, in a way only best friends can. Join us at the hydration station—you won’t want to miss an episode!
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