The Dude Man Podcast
by Mike and Frank
Dudes Talking About StuffWe’re Mike and Frank—brothers from the same mother, forged on the ”mean streets” of Arlington Heights, Illinois. Mike’s an airborne division military vet and licensed plumber wrangling Chicago’s pipes, while Frank’s a former short-order cook slinging cannabis deliveries in Denver’s high-altitude chemtrail haze. Together, we’re your unfiltered guides through life’s chaos.Lower your brow, ditch your expectations and tune in every Sunday for our live Rumble ramblings and rants. We dissect the latest news headlines, dive deep into conspiracy rabbit holes, roast unwatchable movies, clown on LeBron’s ever-retreating hairline and tackle everything else in between. Expect zero filters, plenty of laughs and maybe a plumbing tip or two.LIVE every Sunday on Rumble—hit that subscribe button to never miss the madness!Follow us for daily bonus clipsGot a wild topic? Drop it in the comments—we might just feature it.
Episodes
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The Worst People In The World
The Dudes open on worldwide warnings of impending cyber attacks. Recent hits include major banks in South Korea, a $6.3 billion Binance theft the FBI tied to North Korea, and Russia and Ukraine emergency apps that pushed fake nuclear alerts. Experts warn AI tools now let almost anyone become a...
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It Already Owns A BMW
The Dudes open on Barack Obama hitting the midterm campaign trail in the final stretch before November 3. That turns into the larger conversation about the Bush family staying quiet on the sidelines after leaving office. No rallies, no running commentary. The contrast is the point: one former...
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He’s Never Going To Make It
The Dudes open on the image of the laid-back Parisian lifestyle that turns into the longer argument about what rapid immigration has done to French culture. Recent unrest in the banlieues and student protests that spilled into looting put the question back on the table. Trump said Paris is going…
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One Blood Sucker Then The Other
Frank and Mike open on turning into old guys stuck listening to the same decades of music, which sparks a bigger conversation about the societal need for men to give up consuming porn and what that shift would actually look like. They deep dive into the legend of the trumpets from King Tut’s...
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As Comptroller I’m Going To Take On Donald Trump
Frank and Mike open on rumors Kim Jong Un died of a brain hemorrhage while in China, then dig into a new documentary alleging Lindsey Graham’s male escort escapades and the DOJ investigation into Ilhan Omar allegedly marrying her own brother as part of an immigration fraud scheme. The dudes break...
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The Robot Boy That Escaped From The Lab
Frank and Mike open on the rise of new retro slang and how it’s fueling toxic masculinity, with Nick Fuentes making offensive language popular again. The conversation digs into why old-school, unfiltered talk is coming back, who’s pushing it, and whether the “toxic masculinity” label is just a…
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At Least Give Him A Bath
Frank and Mike open by roasting Democrats distancing themselves from socialism ahead of the midterms, which quickly turns into the rise of antisemitism and the odds of a Hitler-like candidate winning the 2028 primary. They then tear into Hassan Piker dressing up as Mao while explaining the…
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We Started Treating The Humans Like Cattle
Frank and Mike open by roasting musicians who turn their stages into pro-Palestine rallies — then hit James Hetfield’s viral Las Vegas Sphere moment where he told the crowd Metallica will not use the platform for politics. The conversation expands into the broader backlash against performers...
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It Was A Different Time
Frank and Mike open by roasting AOC marrying into political royalty to lock in a 2028 presidential run, which spirals into the Albanian protests that started after Jared Kushner bought an island in the Mediterranean. They then break down the hero dad with a concealed weapon who stopped the Bend...
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It Was A Different Time
Frank and Mike open by roasting AOC marrying into political royalty to lock in a 2028 presidential run, which spirals into the Albanian protests that started after Jared Kushner bought an island in the Mediterranean. They then break down the hero dad with a concealed weapon who stopped the Bend...
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You Can’t Drive On The HIghways
Frank and Mike open by roasting the negative press around Theo Von’s upcoming Netflix special, then dive into the No Kings protest — a grab-bag of every leftist cause you can name, attended almost entirely by boomers. The conversation expands into non-essential workers skipping non-essential...
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Gaza Is Bad Bunny
The Dudes open on Jeff Bezos’s moon plan. In his October 7 Fox News interview with Bret Baier, Bezos said the U.S. has to beat China and put humans on the moon by 2028 — not a visit-and-leave, but “a real sustainable lunar base.” He’s put $28 billion into Blue Origin. New Glenn targets a December...
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Darth Vader Has Done Nothing To You
The Dudes open on the concert ticket racket — dynamic pricing and the gap between face value and what a seat costs — that turns into John Mellencamp walking off stage in Toledo. Crowd wanted songs. He wanted etiquette and a political detour. He threatened to cut ten songs and left. Same tour he’s...
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They Call It Black To The Future
The Dudes open on Trump’s MAGA Inc. finally unloading the war chest. The super PAC and its affiliates have already spent over $200 million this cycle, with another wave reserved in the final weeks. Focus is on Senate holds in Ohio, Alaska, Iowa, Michigan, and Texas, plus selective House races. No...
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Whatever You Pay Him To Say
The Dudes open on the Chicago buzz around the Bears–Packers rivalry that turned into a 31-7 Lambeau loss on Sunday. Later, the fellas run the Ditka-era tape: Aliquippa to Pitt, the mustache, the temper, the clashes with McMahon and Buddy Ryan, Walter Payton, the Super Bowl Shuffle. From there…
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At The End Of The Day They All Ride In A Uhaul
The Dudes open on Bob Dylan before he was Bob Dylan. Robert Allen Zimmerman, born May 24, 1941, in Duluth. Father Abe, mother Beatty. Grandparents out of Odessa on one side, Lithuania on the other. Bar mitzvah at Agudas Achim in Hibbing, summers at Herzl Camp. A Christian stretch, then back…
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That Is Body Brought To You By Hidden Valley
The Dudes open on new music from Chuck Timely — which is Role Model, Tucker Pillsbury, in a time-traveling alter ego. Later, the fellas dissect the Fort Dix report on Sean “Diddy” Combs. Inmate 37452-054, 50-month sentence, low-security New Jersey. Four men from his unit told NBC he pays…
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He’s Got Some Experiments
The Dudes open on a Survey Center on American Life brief that Frank Luntz blasted out: 66 percent of Democratic women ages 18 to 29 say the problems women face are due “a great deal” to the behavior of men. Same question, Republican women that age: 18 percent. The gap shrinks with age and never...
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We’ll Make A Tool Out Of Anything
The Dudes open on Frank’s birthday week, which was supposed to end at Harland Williams. The comic was at Boulder Theater on October 2. Gametime had the seats confirmed. Then the app reneged — tickets that were bought, shown as locked, and gone before the lights went down. That turns into the…
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White Men Are Lying About Being Black Women
The Dudes open on the neocon case for Ukraine’s dirt. Lithium, titanium, graphite, rare earths — Kyiv has claimed roughly 5 percent of the world’s critical raw materials, a chunk of it already under Russian control. Trump sold the U.S.–Ukraine minerals framework as payback for wartime aid and a...
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The Ring Of Death
The Dudes open on streamflation: too many apps, too many thumbnails, nothing you actually finish. Households stacking 10-plus services, $70 a month, 39% of Americans canceled something in the last six months. Gen Z rewatches old shows to dodge the scroll. That turns into the darker question —…
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We Need A Millennial On This Podcast
The Dudes open on the real genesis of Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight.” That turns into a larger conversation about how Mike Tyson put the song back in the bloodstream: The Hangover, 2009, air-drumming the fill in a Vegas suite. Rolling Stone called it the moment the fill went immortal. Later,...
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And Remember The Microphone
The Dudes open on Macklemore announcing a Free Palestine Tour after getting cut from Ed Sheeran’s Loop Tour. MetLife, “Free Palestine,” “Hind’s Hall,” NFL stadiums blinking, openers walking, Sheeran blaming promoters. Ten days later: Dublin 3Arena Oct. 26, Paris Accor Arena the 29th, London’s OVO...
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Just The Beef
Mike and Frank open the show on why losing weight in Chicago feels impossible — deep-dish, late nights, and a city that treats “just walk more” like a personality. That turns into a bigger rant on groceries sealed in plastic, microplastics, and whether the packaging is doing as much damage as the...
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She’s Thirty Five
The Dudes open the show on the sudden lack of chemtrails over Tel Aviv — empty skies that don’t match the usual spray pattern — and that kicks off a larger conversation about Tom Cruise’s American Made, the Barry Seal story Hollywood sold as a wild caper. The real thread is the CIA pipeline: guns...
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You Know They Haven’t Eaten In A Couple Hours
The Dudes kick things off with Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump’s growing stack of AI drone bets — Powerus, Unusual Machines, XTEND — and how those companies keep lining up next to Pentagon contracts. That turns into a larger conversation about Ukraine’s record drone swarm on Moscow: hundreds of...
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You’re The Useful Fool
The Dudes open the show on what it actually costs to see live music in Colorado—Ticketmaster fees, Ball Arena get-in prices, and whether a night out still makes sense. Later, the fellas break down the Loop Tour blowup. Macklemore opened for Ed Sheeran at MetLife Stadium (Sept. 4–5), yelled “Free...
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The Original GLP1
Jake Tapper is suddenly talking like a 9/11 commission on COVID would be a good idea — after years of the same media machine treating lockdowns, school closures, and “overreaction” talk as fringe. The Dudes kick things off with Tapper’s fly-fishing softball with Gavin Newsom, the hindsight tour…
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You’ll Never Be At This Table
The Dudes kick things off with Jeff Goldblum’s Grandmaster in Thor: Ragnarok—the gold robe, the Sakaar chaos, and why that performance still lives rent-free—then the conversation slams into President Trump’s Friday announcement of a U.S.–Denmark–Greenland Arctic security deal. Trump is calling it...
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He’s Not Even A Man
The Dudes kick it off with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani smiling and hugging it out at the 25th anniversary 9/11 memorial at Ground Zero — while families were still reading the names. Was it a greeting, a laugh, or just another four-second clip the internet…
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That Mat Never Expires
Mike and Frank open the show on the fallout from the Lindsay Clancy mistrial in Plymouth, Massachusetts — the Massachusetts nurse accused of strangling her three children, the postpartum-psychosis defense, seven days of deadlock, and the one holdout juror who would not fold. The Dudes walk…
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Computer Was Ruined By Friday
The Dudes kick things off with Frank’s trip home to Chicago and the eternal flyer argument: is Midway Airport actually easier than O’Hare? That Chicago airport rant rolls straight into a blow-by-blow on encountering racist TSA workers at Midway. Later, the fellas dissect AI CEOs suddenly calling...
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I’m Going To Blame Peter Dinklage Too
Mike and Frank open on Peter Jackson’s runtime problem: how the Fellowship, Two Towers, and Return of the King trilogy turned movie night into a three-hour commitment and why that still matters when a political meeting treats procedure like scripture. From there they walk through the Chicago DSA…
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The Whole Thing Was Melted
The Dudes open the show on the one-year anniversary of Charlie Kirk’s assassination at Utah Valley University — the “Freedom Built to Last” memorial, campus shutdown, protests and lookalike stunts — and that conversation opens a wider lane into the Oklahoma City bombing, official stories and what...
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The Bangkok Exclusive
The Dudes open the show on the lack of diversity on Denver’s highways — what Frank actually sees on I-25 and I-70 — and that conversation rolls straight into Mike’s hard-earned lesson for young men: how to buy a used truck without getting smoked on price, rust, miles or a lemon with a fresh wax...
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He Was Going To Make A Mess Of Your Interior
Mike and Frank open the show on the campaign to pull women out of political power — a conversation that slams into the O.J. Simpson murder trial, Nicole Brown Simpson and the media’s favorite charge of White Male Supremacy. Later, the fellas dissect what President Trump’s immigration crackdown is...
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You Look Whiter Than Me
The Dudes open the show on Steven Crowder’s fading heat after his infamous divorce — how the old “Change My Mind” machine lost altitude, what the audience actually punished, and why that conversation immediately spills into the Alex Jones vs. Tim Pool feud lighting up X. Secret meetings, Israel...
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Can’t Buy Time
Elon Musk says switching to sustainable energy will not be enough. On X he argued that space satellites to control Earth’s temperature and massive geoengineering will be required — or it will be game over. The Dudes open the show on that post, sentient satellites at Earth-Sun Lagrange points…
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They Lived In Peace With The Environment
The Dudes open the show on the rise of socialism in Denver — a new poll putting more Mile High voters in the socialist column than the Republican one, and the aftershock of Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros knocking off longtime Rep. Diana DeGette. That conversation spills straight into Chicago,...
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Is This Guy Watching Me?
The Dudes open the show on the lost art of the rock power ballad — the big hair, the big chorus, the lighter in the air — and how 80s hair metal still owns a lane Ye (Kanye West) is filling with allegedly packed stadium dates across the country. Later, the fellas dissect Jelly Roll’s late-night...
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The Queen Is The Strongest Player
Mike and Frank open the episode on the globalist depopulation agenda — the push to shrink the human population while AI robotics and humanoid robots are built to replace the workforce. Later the fellas dissect an allegedly leaked NASA rocket image that ice-wall and Flat Earth researchers say…
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Guess You Had To Be There
The Dudes open the show on the continuing saga of missing Mitch McConnell — 75 days out of public view after his June collapse, a rehab stint, and an August 6 “recovering at home” statement with no video, no return date, and his office still saying they have “nothing to add.” That rabbit hole...
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They Tell You It’s Like Gatorade
Mike and Frank open this episode on Seattle City Council’s gig-economy rules and what Uber’s own data says they did to ride prices, trip volume, and driver pay. That turns into Frank’s running obsession with drinking less water. Later the fellas dissect Mike’s Army days drinking out of the Water...
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Can’t Remember The Last Time I Was On A Boat
The Dudes open with Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White getting shut out of the 2027 WNBA Draft after declaring themselves women — and the neon-green dildo making another unwelcome return to WNBA arenas. Later, the fellas break down the FBI foiling an alleged ISIS-inspired bomb plot targeting New...
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A Weird Known Fact
The Dudes open the show on the lost art of watching old network TV — which slides into whether Ben Gates is really coming back for another treasure hunt. Later, the fellas dissect Chicago’s daytime-biting mosquito surge and the conspiracy alarms around the World Mosquito Program factory in...
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He’s Just Cool With Everybody
The Dudes open with Mississippi’s education system rising to one of the best in the nation — and the sharp decline in reading and math scores hitting hard in liberal cities like Chicago. Later, the fellas break down Mark Cuban slamming Democratic policies for making Los Angeles unaffordable for…
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They’ll Be All For It
The Dudes open the show discussing overtime and the grind of blue-collar work, which leads into a larger conversation about Frank’s boys night out in Denver over the weekend. Later, the fellas dissect leftist media’s obsession with Trump aide Natalie Harp and break down Legacy Media’s push to...
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Alright Torta Let’s Take It Easy
The Dudes kick off the episode diving into old-fashioned antisemitism before unpacking Jen Psaki’s recent admission on MS NOW that the DNC picks establishment candidates in every primary. Later, the guys break down the celebration over Massachusetts signing abortion up until birth into law, then...
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Visualize The Numbers
On this episode, Tony joins Frank and Mike to unpack the Luigi Mangione fangirl phenomenon and how it ties into America’s most notorious serial killers. The Dudes then dig into newly released Anthony Fauci COVID-era text messages that appear to acknowledge mRNA vaccine links to miscarriages, and...
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These People Can Vote
The Dudes open with Soundgarden’s 90s classic “Black Hole Sun” which sparks a conversation about the James Webb Space Telescope and how it’s looking back in time across the universe. From there the fellas dig into the claim that human activity is driving planetary climate change, then break down...
About this show
Dudes Talking About StuffWe’re Mike and Frank—brothers from the same mother, forged on the ”mean streets” of Arlington Heights, Illinois. Mike’s an airborne division military vet and licensed plumber wrangling Chicago’s pipes, while Frank’s a former short-order cook slinging cannabis deliveries in Denver’s high-altitude chemtrail haze. Together, we’re your unfiltered guides through life’s chaos.Lower your brow, ditch your expectations and tune in every Sunday for our live Rumble ramblings and rants. We dissect the latest news headlines, dive deep into conspiracy rabbit holes, roast unwatchable movies, clown on LeBron’s ever-retreating hairline and tackle everything else in between. Expect zero filters, plenty of laughs and maybe a plumbing tip or two.LIVE every Sunday on Rumble—hit that subscribe button to never miss the madness!Follow us for daily bonus clipsGot a wild topic? Drop it in the comments—we might just feature it.
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