PODCAST · comedy
The DUMB
by Novy Studios
Hello Interns! For those of you that don't know, The Department of Unessential Materials Backlogging is a little known government agency that stores useless knowledge. Join Archivists Zack and Eli as they uncover different cases of unnecessary goodness. New Episodes each Wednesday! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-dumb/support
Episodes
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Delightfully Dead Darling
What’s up interns? Wanna hear about a sexy corpse? Well too bad, you are getting the story anyways.
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Pius Popes Pose Problems
WE ARE BACK INTERNS!!! We have to go over some changes but we are happy to be feeding you semi historical, semi correct stories.
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Nuclear Jimmy Inspections & Not Just Inches
Hey Interns, welcome to season 2. I mean, phase two of your internship! You have braved the hijinx and lack of safe working conditions suitable for most normal machinery, let alone humans. This phase will be more intense and involve a lot more personal time with us! EXCITED? (Don't worry, Zack…
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Mad Wizard Influencer & Many Weird Integrations
Sorry for the late release! We took two weeks off for graduation. Neither Zack or Eli graduated, but we figured we would celebrate regardless. We are back to talk about weird cross-overs with Archie comics and how one crazy mad man, Aleister Crowley, inspired a generation.
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Dyatlov? I'll Pass & Duke Insists Privacy
Interns, have you ever wondered what happens to people who are too outdoorsy? Could they be eaten by wildebeests? Could they be taken out by the KGB? Well we will look into the mysterious happenings that took place with the Dyatlov Pass. We will also look at a royal member who was a recluse to…
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Nuclear Headbutt & Naughty Hypocrite
Have you ever stuck your head into a particle accelerator? Neither have we, but it seems like a quick why to dry your hair. Join us this week interns as we talk about the Russian scientist who headbutted an atom and is still living to tell the tale. Also, let's head South of the border to learn...
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POTUS Pride & Preposterous Proportions
Did you ever wonder why Vice President Rufus King and President James Buchanan were so close? You think of it everyday?! SO DO WE!!! Let's explore some POTUS sexuality rumors and we can also talk about a guy who was literally hungry enough to eat a horse. Thanks for being our interns and we are...
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Voysich’s Cosmic School Survival Guide & Very Classified Seaside Surgery Grover
Have you ever wrote down notes for class and couldn't understand what you wrote down afterward? Well what if someone found your pages of notes hundreds of years later and thought they were a weird astrological guide to your alien planet? You would be cool with that? I mean, so would we... we just...
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Mister Creamies' Turf Wars & Millennial Cult Is Too Weird
What happens when crystal toting QAnon members form a cult? Maybe Fun? Maybe a Claire's style mumification? Let's find out this week with Eli and Zack. We can dive deep into that as well as an Irish Ice Cream turf war. Were you prepared for that? I didn't think so! Want more DUMB knowledge?…
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Macho Arborist Military & Messy Atomic Measures
Can you interns believe it? Twenty shifts so far! This is a reason to celebrate! We aren’t paying for cake, but there could be a fun wordle puzzle later. Here is a hint, the word rhymes with SchMatthew Snconnohey. It is a very long wordle. Join us this week as we show our arborist military…
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Don't Bring Me Down Bruce & Disgusting British Mummy Dark Brown
Do you know about the comedian who let's people say curse words on television? Do you know he is the reason those teenagers on Euphoria can do all of their stuff without even a passing glance from the law? Do you know Lenny Bruce? Do you know people ate and painted with Egyptian remains? Do you...
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Jacked-Up Marathon & Jerry Misbehaves
Welcome you entitled Interns! We hope you brought your singles. This week we are talking about an Olympic event you could have won and how scandalous someone associated with "Jerry" can be. Strap in and prepare for some flapper-style 1920's sexting. Be sure to check out our socials @jointhedumb…
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A Tragic Failed Japanese Author Insurrection & All This For Just Another Infidelity?
Hey-o intern-o-rinos! This week we are diving into an author who could not take criticism well in his later life and a catastrophe that just seemed a little too set up to be a coincidence. We hope you brought your ceremonial Samurai knives and your sand bags for this dive into the lore of Lego's...
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The Playful Atomic Detonation Yankees & That Pope Ain’t Dead Yet
Gather ‘round interns as we spin the yarn of a group of Americans so American that they saw their bombs give that Nevada desert the old one two! If that case ain’t your style, we are bringing it back to our first case file where there is a dead pope, but someone won’t just let it be dead. Be sure...
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Acid Trippy Pirate Baseball & Actually Trying Proves Baseless
There are people who are extremely lucky in this world. Whether you are tripping bawlz or being a stupid business man, you can accomplish great things. Tune in to the shift notes this week as we dive deep into some misguided and unadvisable decisions in the case files. Just remember, if things…
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Potato Governor Dynamite & Photo Ghost Debacle
We hope you brushed up on your Spanish! This week we are heading to the exotic land of Idaho (I think I spelled that right, must be Swahili or something) and we uncover some pictures that don't seem as ghosty as Snapchat promised us. We will find out that Martial Law is not something to enact for...
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The Cringe Bowl Fiasco and The Cave Bat Fires
Do you know what you are in for this week? No? Well strap in for a halftime show of epic proportions, Skill Share battles, and actors shoving bats into tubes. Y'know, we love to hear from you and we are glad you here. We are also glad you chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB. To suck…
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Nuke Them There Carolinas & Never Trust the CIA
Everyone climb aboard the old stratofortress and let's experiment with some mind control! If you help us sell our Chia Companions, we will give you great seats to our next Broadway show! (Well, we will let you buy them at a slightly reduced price). Y'know, we love to hear from you and we are glad...
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Surprise Conqueror & Spy Cats
Come along with us this week interns as we conquer continents and use cats for espionage. Thank you for joining us and keeping our department MLM free. If you want to suck up to us a little more, you can follow our intern pages on social media Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube....
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Fights for Christmas & Festive Fried Chicken
REUPLOADED FROM DECEMBER 22ND SHIFT NOTES TO FIX SYNC ERRORS! IT WAS PROBABLY ANTHONY, THAT JERK. REST ASSURED THAT MANY OF THE EMPLOYEES NOT INVOLVED WERE FIRED JUST TO MAKE THINGS FEEL SERIOUS. Happy holidays for everyone except that #*&# Anthony! You know that there are two things we love at…
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Hippo Import Conundrum & Hazardous Incest Caves
We are going to learn about replacing roast beef with hippo steaks (EAT THAT ARBY'S) and how you should never drive in Scotland where there are large sea caves near by. Y'know, we love to hear from you and we are glad you here. We are also glad you chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB....
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Pendle Witch Birth Control & Pepsi World Beverage Crisis
Hey Interns, AWS outages have us posting a little late. It is definitely that and not our hang overs from the office holiday party. Join us as we slur our words through an epic tail of witch trials and Russian Soda mishaps. Y'know, we love to hear from you and we are glad you here. We are also…
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Frenchman Dealing Tubers & Fiery Disco Turmoil
Another week, another baseball game cancelled out of hate for dance music. This shift is a doozy interns so be prepared for some famous potatoes and some destroyed White Sox fields. Don't forget your shift info and follow them the department on social media @jointhedumb on Twitter, Facebook,...
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Bagpipe BAMF Swordsman & Bumpkin Beef Storms
Shift 5 is up and we are storming the beaches with bagpipes and beef steaks. We get meat storms and ONE BAMF POW. Don't forget your shift info and follow them the department on social media Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube. Listen to your shift information on Spotify, Apple…
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Sexy Space Aliens and Syphilitic Sodomy Adventure
How's it hanging interns? Hopefully better than that poor monkey in Hartlepool. This week we are in for a real doozy of a time. What would make things better than an old cowboys and aliens romp? A SEXY COWBOY AND ALIENS ROMP OF COURSE! #SEXYROMP!!! Then again, the movie Cowboys and Aliens had...
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Metal Springs and Maritime Seinfeld
Interns, it is that time of week again! This shift the cases will include murder, mystery, and a whole lot of miscommunication. Let's go capture Guam and learn about horrible medical practices together! Zack and Eli are glad you here and chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB. To suck up...
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Lying Baboons and Little Boots
Good day Interns! This shift we will be covering monkey mishaps and a hedonistic ruler. Get your little boots strapped as we dive into the cold harsh waters of Hartlepool! Zack and Eli are glad you here and chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB. To suck up to them a little more, you can...
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Green Popes and Ghost Pipes
Hello Interns! Welcome to your first official shift with the DUMB.Things we will cover this shift:-Orientation-Coyote Attack Preparation-Green Pope-Ghost PipesReminder, your shifts are every Wednesday!For more information or to become our favorite interns:-Go to our state of the art website at...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hello Interns! For those of you that don't know, The Department of Unessential Materials Backlogging is a little known government agency that stores useless knowledge. Join Archivists Zack and Eli as they uncover different cases of unnecessary goodness. New Episodes each Wednesday! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-dumb/support
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Hello Interns! For those of you that don't know, The Department of Unessential Materials Backlogging is a little known government agency that stores useless knowledge. Join Archivists Zack and Eli as they uncover different cases of unnecessary goodness. New Episodes each Wednesday! Support this...
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