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The Dump

by Jonathan & Jasmin

Two once-distant siblings, born 12 years apart and raised in different generations, come together to share 3 decades of stories & life experiences, to offer advice, and in the process, finally get to truly know each other.Need advice or have a story to tell? Email us at [email protected] so we can address your issue or tell your story on an upcoming episode.////////////////////////Intro music:Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release]Music provided by NoCopyrightSoundsFree Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/NewStyleWatch: http://youtu.be/ZXK4FTUcrOc

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  1. #72 - What The Funk Is Happening?

    In this episode, Johnny puts on a clinic in funky adlibs, then Chris joins the show and kicks things off by participating in an acting exercise with Jasmin that gets personal quickly. The three then end up discussing diets, trainers, and interesting technologies that seem dangerous. As always,...

  2. #71 - Deemed "Fat" By a Foreign Model - The Snake Milk Confessions

    In this Episode, We talk cool/strange jobs, Johnny tells a story about being called fat by a GORGEOUS Romanian woman, which leads into a talk about Body Dysmorphia, restaurant nutrition, funeral arrangements, and much more! As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release]...

  3. #70 - Chris With The D*CK Is Back From His HIGH-ANUS

    In this episode, Chris is finally back from his HIGH-ANUS and the group talks about difficult teachers, Jasmin's ex boss telling her to put a plug up her ass to stop her "diarrhea," so she could come into work, Chris' losing his Facebook, and finally they wrap it up by discussing farting in front...

  4. #69 - Caught by the CEO Wearing WHAT?!

    In this Episode, Johnny talks about his VERY embarrassing encounter with the CEO of the company that employs him. Jasmin then discusses when she was fired for wearing strange clothing at work. Johnny realizes a new life goal. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS…

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  5. #68 - PLUS-SIZED MALE VERSACE MODELS... UNITE!!!

    In this episode, Johnny shares why he doesn't like showering in his moms bathroom, Jasmin shames him for using her Loofah, Johnny gets complimented on his singing, and finally they talk about not being able to name your children certain names based off of people you've met with those names. As...

  6. #67 - How Far Would You Go To Save Money?

    In this episode, the sibs discuss Johnny's Favorite TLC show, "Extreme Cheapskates," which covered extremely frugal people that, in some instances, reuse toilet paper, piss in bottles so they don't flush the toilet, or ask waiters in restaurants to heat up the rice they bought in their purse so...

  7. #66 -Saying "Long Story Short," After a Long Story. WHY?!

    In this episode, Jasmin complains about Johnny not starting to record immediately, she acts like she's "old," and then the sibs discuss people who have speakerphone convos in public. Jasmin then tells a long ass story and says "long story short," at the end of it and Johnny ends up telling a...

  8. #65 - Take Your Child To Prison Day

    In this Episode, the sibs discuss Chris' absence, being bad at board games, Jasmin's childhood prison tour, our fathers "back then," medicine; and end on the topic of parenting. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free...

  9. #64 - Jasmin Breaks Her Silence/Chris Temporarily Fired

    In this episode, Jasmin fires Chris for the day and she breaks her silence about it all. The conversation then goes into attraction and finds its way in the land of penis pumps. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free...

  10. #63 - "Snow Bunnies" & Brown Recluses

    In this episode, we discuss whales exploding with semen all over whalers, a spider attack, and people touching Chris. Some thirsty hispanic impressions were done. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream:...

  11. #62 - Weapon of Choice : A Rock In Pantyhose

    This episode kicks off with our experiences with very horny animals and eventually gets into that time that Jasmin and Chris broke up 20 years ago. No, it wasn't because of the rock in her pantyhose. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by...

  12. #61 - THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY COUGAR ENERGY

    In this episode, we discuss the hit TV show "Shark Tank," and all the worst business ideas on the show. Of course, we end up talking about deepthroating celebrity feet, amongst other things. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by…

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  13. #60 - E.T. PHONE HOME / ALIENS

    In this episode, the sibs discuss the possibility of extraterrestrial life, how they would communicate with us if they could, why Alien aircraft footage is ALWAYS SO GRAINY and some sources of anecdotal information that suggest that they do in fact exist. As always, thanks for listening! Song:...

  14. #59 - So...Chris Sucked a Celebrity's Toes. WTF.

    In this episode, we find out that Chris sucked some famous toes. Naturally Johnny has 86 follow up questions following the admission. The show then goes into some really cool emerging technologies like the toilet that can analyze your stool and recommend specific dietary changes. As always…

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  15. #58 - Alexa Tried To Host The Podcast. SHUT-DOWN.

    In this episode, the sibs started talking about strange technologies and ended up, in true scatterbrained fashion, talking about everything else, like quitting jobs, and fear of failure. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds...

  16. #57 - He Watches Porn in the Bathroom, She Mentions DIVORCE

    In this episode, Jasmin is pissed off as usual, we find out Chris watches porn in the bathroom, and we discuss how we know people that admitted to having sexual relations with chickens, goats, and cows. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by...

  17. #56 - The Yogurt Chronicles/New Full-Time Hire!

    In this Episode, We reveal Jasmin's yogurt plug, we hire Chris to be on the podcast full-time, and he proceeds to piss her off as usual by monopolizing the conversation. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free...

  18. #55 - Aquatic Vaginas/Pullbacks/"Sexual Education"

    In this Episode, things take a turn into the intersection of sexual street and awkward lane. Conversations were had about smelly vagina's, how sperm might influence that odor, "sexual education," in school, and things wrap up (pun intended) with a story about someone manipulating their boyfriend...

  19. #54 - Alas, The Smell of Ass!

    In this episode, there is a random stench of ass in the room. After figuring out who they should blame for the putrid odor, Chris and Johnny just end up blaming Jasmin. The smell ends up provoking conversations about fake boobs, fake butts, smelly people, weight loss, and other bodily topics. As...

  20. #53- John Snow, The Caca Taxi!

    In this episode, the sibs talk about hygiene - Including naming three of the most influential people in history that promoted the hygiene movement and saved lives! Yes, John snow is a part of that. Before he was on Game of Thrones ;), he was working on getting the shit out of his city. Literally....

  21. #52 - "Make Your Bed For Sex"

    Chris is back! In this episode, Jasmin insults Chris early on by commenting on his "new quarantine look." We then learn that you have to make your bed if you want sex... and the three lightly discuss feminism and a strange fantasy Jasmin has where Captain America beats the shit out of her…

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  22. #51 - They Do WHAT With The Dead Body?!

    We kick off this episode by recording Jasmin when she thinks she isn't being recorded (She embarrasses herself) and then proceed to talk about death - including the strangest traditions around the world when it comes to what people do to their loved ones that have expired. The episode raps up…

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  23. #50 - OUR FIRST GUEST & JASMIN ISN'T HAVING IT

    In this episode, the sibs welcome their very first guest. For such a special moment in the life of this podcast, why not have on the one person Jasmin has been talking crap about - THE GUY. The three discuss some things about Jasmin that she hadn't revealed - Including the different personas she...

  24. #49 - Dojan Condoms Presents: Valentines

    In this episode, the sibs present their first "sponsor", cover horrific online dating stories, discuss the history of Valentines day, and finish off with some more terrible bad date stories. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by…

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  25. #48 - ARE YOU HEADED FOR DIVORCE?!/RED FLAGS

    In this episode, the sibs open an ancient bottle of wine that is filled with unidentified sediment and begin to talk about a variety of topics from the oldest couple in history to divorce to what psychologists use to predict a divorce within 4 years for newlyweds (with 90% accuracy). The...

  26. #47 - Attraction/ YOU’RE INTO WHAT?!

    In this episode, Jasmin comes out on fire with her first official on-air rant with only a slight fear of being sued (we are proud of her). She then starts an impromptu roast of Johnny and his singleness on Valentines day. This leads to a discussion on strange relationships and attraction in…

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  27. #46 - Stealing Sperm ... WHAT?!

    In this episode, the sibs discuss trap pregnancies, sperm burglars, gold diggers, and side chicks wanting promotions. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/NewStyleWatch:...

  28. #45 - Myth of Sisyphus with Shitty Music

    In this episode, many things are discussed like Jasmins covid scare, how shake weights look like you’re pantomiming pleasing a cow, and the terrible audiobook Jonathan hates that he loves. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds...

  29. #44 - Swear Jar Savings Account

    Happy Belated New year! In this episode, the sibs discuss the infamous drunk new years eve podcast episode that was deleted, the new swear jar policy for "both of them," some terrible dates in Johnny's past, as well as some interesting facts surrounding champagne and the lethality potential of…

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  30. #43 - Christmas/Recall: Almost Hit By a Car For Ice Cream

    In this episode, the sibs struggle to get through Jasmin's pros and cons list of Christmas because of Johnny's scatterbrained interruptions. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream:...

  31. #42 - He's Drunk, She Went To The Hospital

    In this episode, Jasmin sets Johnny up for failure by finding him drunk and demanding that they record a podcast right at that moment. Not surprisingly, he kicks ass and the two discuss Jasmin's recent emergency room visit. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release]...

  32. #41 - I Read Her Journal...

    In this episode, Johnny found Jasmin's period journal and surprised her by reading it for the listeners when she went to the bathroom. After being discovered and miraculously evading death, Johnny coaxes her into sharing more details about her period and the two discuss periods in general. As...

  33. #40 - 4 Year Old Crossdressing / Gender

    In this Episode, Johnny rants about Walmart AGAIN and, in that, the topic of Female Vs. Male brains arises, which leads to a personal and an embarrassing story being shared. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free...

  34. #39 - Ro·man·ti·cize / Dumb Criminals

    In this episode... the sibs are talking about cops again.. Lucky for you, it seems that the bulk of this episode is comprised of Johnny trying to say the word "Romanticize". Lucky for you, as a listener, you can play a drinking game listening to this episode.. take a shot every time you hear…

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  35. #38 - Feud with Walmart/Cops Pt.1

    In this Episode, Johnny lodges a verbal complaint against his beloved Walmart, Jasmin fears of sued as a product of said complaint, and the two discuss Johnny's new obsession with Cops. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds…

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  36. #37 - Should I have said all that? - Thanksgiving Edition

    In this Episode, Johnny launches a formal complaint against Jasmin and proceeds to relentlessly roast her. She then accounts all the times she gave people food poisoning with her cooking. Happy Thanksgiving! As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided…

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  37. #36 - YOU PUT YOUR GUM WHERE!?!

    In this episode, the new table that was bought for the studio is thrust out of the spotlight by the revelation of where Johnny puts his chewing gum. GROSS. The sibs then discuss diet, exercise, and some other stuff to forget about the gum talk. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New...

  38. #35 - A Trip Down Memory Lane

    We open this episode addressing Jasmin's irrational fear of being sued over voicing any sort of opinion against anyone but herself. The episode then takes a trip down memory lane where Johnny relives getting rejected by "girlfriends," in middle school and getting lectured by a devout religious...

  39. #34 - Veterans Day B-day Special

    In this episode, Jasmin pisses Johnny off by shaking her tambourine and Johnny proceeds to make his case for the 90s being a better decade than the 80s. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream:

  40. #33 - Would You Rather...

    In this episodes opener, we expose how Jasmin treats Johnny when she thinks she isn't being recorded. The sibs then start playing a good ol' game of "would you rather." As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream:

  41. #32 - Remember Remember the 5th of November

    On this episode, IT'S JASMIN'S BIRTHDAY, The Vodka and Beer is flowing, unlike Jasmin's sometimes incoherent sentences, and the sibs discuss a variety of topics including Barry White's seductive and sexual voice. Yoda makes an appearance. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style...

  42. #31 - The 40 Day Challenge is OVER!

    In this episode, The 40 Day Challenge is complete - Johnny is drinking again, the Sibs discuss his drinking, and finally delve into the deep & murky waters of Netflix's documentary "The Social Dilemma." As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by...

  43. #30 - THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

    In this Halloween themed episode, Jasmin starts recording without Johnny's knowledge and he walks into the room while she is chanting in the dark surrounded by candles. Johnny FREAKS OUT. After he rants for a while, the sibs discuss Halloween related experiences, the ghost Jasmin thinks is...

  44. #29 - The Power of The Mind

    In this episode, the sibs talk about some survival stories and the unfathomable power of the mind. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream:

  45. #28 - Narcissists Anonymous

    In this episode, Jasmin is late AGAIN and accuses Johnny of being a Narcissist. An online test is then taken to reveal the validity of the armchair diagnosis. The sibs also discuss parenting, diet, drinking, etc. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music...

  46. #27 - Ridiculous Laws That Still Exist

    In this episode, the sibs discuss some of the most antiquated and ridiculous laws in existence. These laws are either still on the lawbooks, but not enforced (for the most part) or were removed but once existed. Grab some food, a nice chilled beverage, and sit back in a comfortable chair and…

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  47. #26 - OOOH, You're In Trouble!

    This episode kicks off with Jasmin showing up late and interrupting Johnny's solo introduction. The sibs then talk about some of the times they've gotten into the most trouble. Someone may have accidentally struck a cyclist with their car. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New…

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  48. #25 - Lets Talk About Purpose

    In this episode, both the sibs start off low-energy and decide to talk about purpose, which ends up firing them up and, therefore, driving the point that you need to just do things to derive motivation from them. Do not wait to be motivated to start. Rather, start and you will derive motivation...

  49. #24 - The Table Has Turned. LITERALLY.

    In this episode Jasmin practically has a panic attack on-air because of a surprise change to the format of the podcasting studio. After mediocre therapy carried out by Johnny, Jasmin recovers and the two discuss crappy interviews and job experiences they've had. As always, thanks for listening!...

  50. #23 - Modern Technology

    From paparazzi drones to gene editing, In this episode, Johnny decides to talk about technology to make Jasmin feel old. As always, thanks for listening! Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/NewStyleWatch:...

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Two once-distant siblings, born 12 years apart and raised in different generations, come together to share 3 decades of stories & life experiences, to offer advice, and in the process, finally get to truly know each other.Need advice or have a story to tell? Email us at [email protected] so we can address your issue or tell your story on an upcoming episode.////////////////////////Intro music:Song: Droptek - New Style [NCS Release]Music provided by NoCopyrightSoundsFree Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/NewStyleWatch: http://youtu.be/ZXK4FTUcrOc

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