The Dylan and Joe Basement Podcast

This week we talk about terrible circumstances that have beset guests of the theme parks of America, from catastrophic breakdowns to broken flip flops.

This week we are coming at you live and in person from an undisclosed location to discuss stories as told by the front desk clerks of hotels all around the USA!

This week we talk about the weirdest and wildest mating rituals in nature, from the bottom of the ocean to the suburban neighborhood.

This week we delve through reddit's best updates on the wildest stories the internet can muster! Come along with us while we tell such tales as the man fired for insulting the boss' daughter and the pregnant lesbian woman who claims she didn't cheat.

This week Toilet and Wine talk about REAL LIFE stories where people have teleported around the planet!

This week we talk about all things crocodilian, including, of course, the man himself- STEVE IRWIN.

This week we look into the startling news story of a man who was kidnapped by a pod of dolphins lead by Gerald and forced to help them build their underwater city.

An Australian tech company has grown human brain cells onto a computer chip and is currently teaching it how to play Doom... Should be fine.

This week its back to the original 2 Basement Boys! Dylan and Joe take to TIFU on reddit to read some of the funniest and weirdest tales from the internet about people would screwed the pooch!

This week Dom and Joe talk about the most unnecessary crap in the world and get to the bottom of if we actually need this stuff.

This week we all light up and talk about the best smoking scenes in cinema history with the help of special guest, and smoking expert, John Lacombe!

This week we talk about last meal requests of those sentenced with the death penalty. Tune in to see what meal we would eat before The State ends our life!

This week the Basement Boys talk about things that really cheese them off.

This week we hear the toughest and weirdest questions from reddit about relationships! We parse out the details and give you the expert-level answers that only 2 guys in a less than year long relationship with each of their partners can give. Excellent.

This week Dom and Dylan teach Joe about the notorious Canadian snowboard prodigy turned cartel member! Also Dylan regales us with the tale of his storage closet.

This week Dom and Joe dive in to the Watergate scandal, Dick Nixon, and allude to some commonalities with the executive branch of the United States today... also Joe dies on 4 hills.

This week Dylan runs the show and we have to pick another This OR That for some of the worst tyrants in history.

This week you have to decide if the people on the list are Nobel Prize winners or convicted murderers. If you guess wrong you are a bad person.

This week we delve into the history of Le Louvre Museum and the 100+ million dollars with of historical jewelry stolen on a sunny morning in Paris. The thieves are still at large!

This week we dive in to the horrifying depths of the Earth. From the largest and most beautiful caves in the world to petrifying stories of being trapped in the gorge, we talk all things caves!

This week we talk about real famous animals that have made their mark in the news, history books, and our hearts.

This week we talk about the terrifying string of gas attacks in Illinois perpetrated by the MAD GASSER! Help us solve the mystery of whodunnit, whydunnit, and if it even happened at all.

This week Dom and Joe discuss the history of the Olympics and go Footloose!

This week the Toilet Boyz read real confessions from the internet and swing down the dual-hammers of judgement and retribution upon the unsuspecting guilty parties.

It is with heavy hearts the we announce Dom's decision to quit the DJBP. We wish him the best in his future endeavors. Join us in a gossip heavy smack down of the our hottest resident as we talk about the act of quitting.

This week we talk about the first person to sail around the entire globe. Or at least make an attempt!

This week Dom is driving the pod as he reads headlines and we have to decide if they are real or a load of crap! This just in: "Canada Man watches basement podcast. More at eleven."

The Basement sinks their teeth into the irrefutable conspiracy that not only subjugated innocent people to mental and physical torture- but showed the public to open their minds in more ways than one. LSD entered the U.S.A. only after being used as a tool for potential mind control by the C.I.A. Thereby making this tale not only the smoking gun for the idea of Conspiracy, but a gun the placed in the hand of its very detractors mere years later.

Joe and Dom discuss the biggest name in brass band composing and at some point the political firestorm that is the symbol of Tibetan Buddhism, the Dalai Lama.

Dylan gets to cash in his chips, run his own episode, and there is nothing you can do about it.

This week we are ranking the most absolute pieces of trash ever to hit the silver screen.

This week we recall the harrowing and hilarious tale of Marvin Heemeyer- the man who turned a bulldozer into a tank and wreaked havoc on the town of Granby, Colorado.

We're back in the saddle again! This week Dylan and Dom have to guess whether these people are actors in famous films and television shows or convicted serial killers in the United States. This is gonna be a wild one, gang.

This week we talk about mummified bodies all around the world and what they can tell us about people of the past. We also get to hear what a real mummy sounded like through the miracles of science!

This week the Basement dives back into our bread and butter: the weird, the wild, and the unexplained! We go state by state to explore the strangest unexplained mysteries the state has to offer. From missing girls to ghostly ghouls, we try to make sense of the oldest and oddest mysteries in the U.S.A.

This week we dredge our favorite website to show the nature of humanity... reddit! Joe selects some of the best queries from r/AmIOverreacting and your favorite podcasters decide who is freaking out and who is justified.

This week the gang is back together to talk about all the wonderful walls of the past, present, and perhaps even the future.

This week we gather in the Basement to talk about tales far from home and we get to meet Shark Zelda.

This week we talk about toys that were so dangerous that the have been completely banned! After learning about these wacky widgets... we can see why.

We are blasting into 2025 with a new, hot Top 5 for you folks. What do you get if you smash 2 beloved movies together? A beautiful creation rivaling all cinema that ever came before.

For our last podcast of the year we talk about the fine folks who took a leap of faith and jumped from the highest heights in human history! Some came back to Earth in glory and some go splat on the floor, my friend.

This week we discuss our personal Christmas stories of years gone by and take a look at what happened on Christmas day in World War 1. Join us for some holiday cheer in our very special Christmas episode!

This week we talk about all of our biggest bumps, bruises, and bonks! From broken limbs to ball busting- this one is our funniest episode yet.

This week we talk about the most densely packed city in the world. The dystopian future that already happened. A city nestled within a city with its' own government, rules, and questionable architecture. We take you to Hong Kong this week to venture to Kowloon, the Walled City.

On our first edition of BASEMENT COURT our councilors will defend their clients in the court of the honorable Judge Dredd. Their clients are Day and Night. Which will prevail? Will Justice have it's day in court? Tune in to find out.

Happy Halloween Basement listeners! This week we are putting on our waders an galoshes to enter the bog of horrors. We are talking swamp monsters! Myth, fact, or fantasy?

This week we tell the haunting tales of two lakes too terrifying to imagine! Grab your floaties and speedo! We are going for a daring dip.

This week we discuss the possibility of dragons being more than a mythical creature, but a real life beast that fought and burned humans to death!

This week we dredge reddit for stories of people who royally screwed up and even tell a couple tales of our own blunders.

This week we head down to the pride and joy of the USA as we go head-to-head on FLORIDA MAN. Is the headline real or fake? It's nearly impossible to tell the difference.