The Early Thing

This episode has a lot of ups and downs and a lot of interesting conversations with important people. I miss my dad

PLEASE RATE THIS PODCAST ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE podcasts AND PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS PLS PLS PLS  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ The Early Thing starring Conall Lynch is a live action romantic thriller that takes you on an emotional ride through the life of a flat-earther. Join our hero as he embarks on a journey that is full of whimsy, jokes, and some tears. Growing up in Brooklyn, his upbringing is nothing but harsh, but he holds true to his past and blasts off into the future. How far can a human be pushed until he is forced to do the unthinkable? Where does our hero find the true nature of his past? Will he overcome all odds and win the Middlesex, PA North Regional spelling bee? And can crocodiles truly wear Crocs? ---Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cman/support

PLEASE RATE THIS PODCAST ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC AND PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS PLS PLS PLS  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ The Early Thing starring Conall Lynch is a live action romantic thriller that takes you on an emotional ride through the life of a flat-earther. Join our hero as he embarks on a journey that is full of whimsy, jokes, and some tears. Growing up in Brooklyn, his upbringing is nothing but harsh, but he holds true to his past and blasts off into the future. How far can a human be pushed until he is forced to do the unthinkable? Where does our hero find the true nature of his past? Will he overcome all odds and win the Middlesex, PA North Regional spelling bee? And can crocodiles truly wear Crocs? ---Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cman/support

Why doesn't my mom like me now? PLEASE RATE THIS PODCAST ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC AND PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS PLS PLS PLS  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ The Early Thing starring Conall Lynch is a live action romantic thriller that takes you on an emotional ride through the life of a flat-earther. Join our hero as he embarks on a journey that is full of whimsy, jokes, and some tears. Growing up in Brooklyn, his upbringing is nothing but harsh, but he holds true to his past and blasts off into the future. How far can a human be pushed until he is forced to do the unthinkable? Where does our hero find the true nature of his past? Will he overcome all odds and win the Middlesex, PA North Regional spelling bee? And can crocodiles truly wear Crocs?

This morning, the sad man yells at kitten videos which are like so hectin cute i mean how is this dummy so mad at it like seriously get with the program/ He got a long time of catching up but I think he's still got it.  This episode was recorded idk like 2 years ago  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________

This morning, the sad man is back! He got a long time of catching up but I think he's still got it.  This episode was recorded idk like 2 years ago  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________

This morning, the sad man is back! He got a friend on it too, but I think he's still got it. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Snapchat: conalllynch15 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

Show some support for the Black Lives Matter movement by signing this petition for the unjust killing of Breonna Taylor, or by donating in any amount possible. Sign to support: https://act.colorofchange.org/sign/justiceforbre-breonna-taylor-officers-fired/?source=ab_searchads&gclid=CjwKCAjw_qb3BRAVEiwAvwq6VnJfwL5F-b_1uHG2cxMj2a8sGSyFfE6HRirOncsS_jOgxuEcGWE4dRoCu_EQAvD_BwE This morning, the sad man is back! He may be a little rusty, but I think he's still got it. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Snapchat: conalllynch15 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you.

This morning, Philip Seymour Hoffman, no relation, stops by to share his opinions on many things. He is totally a real person so everything he says is totally real and allowed to be criticized. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Snapchat: conalllynch15 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man is back at it with good audio and angry thoughts. These so-called “heroes” of Coronavirus are nothing but a joke. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Snapchat: conalllynch15 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man is in a car and probably the angriest he’s ever been. His sister took his headphones without asking so he ran away because he’s a little kid. What a big meanie. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Snapchat: conalllynch15 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man is just casually talking and not really that angry which is strange. Very good mic quality for the foreseeable future which can be really cool. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man is sick of the quarantine and hates seeing people out and about trying to wave to him. He also hates people who don’t curse because I mean idk what the hell. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man is angry at survival tools, shampoo, and Bernie sanders. It seems so interesting. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man shares an old podcast he did by himself before this one even existed. There are 10 of them so who knows how or when but at some point they will be released. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells at his father for just trying to be a good dad. He also gets personal about his family life which obviously only is a good thing. Social media is also an issue again and is just insane. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells at people who have more friends than him and rap music. He also does some impressions so get those waves of laughter out cause he is on fire. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells at his car and people who think they can fix cars. He thinks terrible things and says words that should never be said in a church parking lot, but hey… who cares. He also cracks himself up like twice because of some stupid thing that he said. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells at his brother for somehow getting away with harassment. Notice how I didn’t say sexual harassment because it was to his sister so that would be weird. Or hot. Who am I to judge you can like what you want. He also yells at his dad for buying a pointless speaker and at people who are traveling during this outbreak. What a bunch of losers. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells about yet another haircut he got that was far from adequate. He also yells at unwritten bathroom rules that make no sense and should be changed because girls 100% fart and poop. Follow twitter to see the evidence of the shitty haircut and stay crunchy. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells about alcoholism and the rap music. I don’t think he’s an alcoholic, but some evidence from friends might prove otherwise. Anyway, this idiot made it to 30 episodes!! that's pretty amazing so how bout celebrating with Conall by supporting the podcast. The lowest tier is just 1 dollar a month that's not so bad. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells about one of mankind’s greatest inventions, porn. Listen to his stupid stories of how he jerked off a lot and was never technically “caught”. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells about Coronavirus and airport security. He also gets political for the first time ever live on the air! If you disagree with any of the opinions mentioned in today's episode, feel free to write down your thoughts on a piece of paper and shove it down your grandmother's throat. Have a nice day. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells about cold weather and people who tried to get him to be cool in middle school. They were honestly probably just trying to be friends with him, but I guess he started getting that defensive at such a young age. Apologies for the horrible audio he sucks ass. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells about how down syndrome wrestling matches work. I’m sure there's a simple answer but this idiot has no idea and would probably prefer to just continue to make fun of it because he is a big meanie. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells about Facebook and birthdays. He really seems to not be happy about most things. Show him that you care by supporting the podcast. Follow the sad man on twitter and write a review on apple podcasts because it really helps spread the word about this loser. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, Gregory the italian steps in for an episode to show the sad man how its done. He is 100% Italian and should not be thought of anything besides that so please don’t. He sells birth certificates and is extremely straight. If you would like to contact Gregory please call 1-800-783-3637 for more information. Conall should be back tomorrow. Have a nice day. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man is for some reason at people who enjoy concerts… like wtf. This man has no idea how sad he truly is, but he yells at his experiences at concerts and shows. To be fair, most people at those shows are annoying but it shouldn’t stop you from enjoying it. Please follow me on twitter. It's private because, believe it or not, there are some people that I don’t want to hear scream at innocent people. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man makes his first compilation of bad episodes that might as well exist on the internet. I sure hope he doesn't regret putting them out there for everybody to hear what a huge loser he is. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man gets another haircut and is still somehow mad about it. He should really just go bald considering how much he complains about his hair, but he would never do that cause he’s a pussy. Please enjoy and follow the sad man on twitter. He is funny. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells at possibly the worst sport of all time and the worst coach of all time. Also, he didn’t even finish that one story he was telling at the end of the episode so I guess we will all have to wait to hear the end. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

I made it to 20 episodes!! I am very happy about that so thank you to anyone who has listened or supported me. This morning, the sad man yells at frats, the way people say words, and his own brother. What a sad sad life this man must live if this is what he thinks is making for a good podcast. What a loser. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

This morning, the sad man yells at a national treasure that is viewed and enjoyed by millions every year. He does like football, but does not understand the idea of liking one team over another. If you happen to be reading this, look in the mirror and say “I love you” you loser. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify:  https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw  _______________________________. https://mobile.twitter.com/TheEarlyThing

This morning, the sad man totally makes fun of Kobe Bryant's death. He is in no way joking and sincerely feels this way so please take it personally. This is not a show with a man exaggerating his feelings for the sake of comedy. Please be angry about this because this is EVERYTHING to you. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed):  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4  _______________________________  Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify:   https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw    _______________________________  Youtube is here:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0v_kPWZjNOlo2GSr1C1z1A

In today's episode, the sad man yells at actual middle schoolers. When he was in middle school, he was too ashamed to style his hair in any way so it just went straight down and people would make fun of him for it. But, he would rather that than admit that he needed to buy hair products and ask his parents to buy him some. Or even his friends… what an idiot. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify:  https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw   _______________________________ Youtube is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0v_kPWZjNOlo2GSr1C1z1A

I’m fine don’t worry

Its been a minute, well actually a week so sorry. But, I'm here to dump on body image. Why is it that when Jennifer Lawrence's nudes leak everyone goes crazy, but when I snapchat my vice principle a picture of my pubic hair its "illegal"... what a crazy world we live in. Anyway please enjoy my thoughts I got big things coming. If you could, please tell your friends about me and show them an episode... whichever is your favorite... mine is mommy biscuits  Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw  _______________________________ Youtube is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0v_kPWZjNOlo2GSr1C1z1A

In today's episode, the sad man yells at people who use Tinder. Seems kinda stupid though as he is a very lonely person and could only benefit from having someone in his life. What an idiot. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw  _______________________________ Youtube is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0v_kPWZjNOlo2GSr1C1z1A Also thank you Anchor for making it very easy to share the things I yell in my car at 4am. You can do it too: https://anchor.fm

This morning, our hero gets the chance to use ad reads, intro, and outro music... yay. Please let me know what you think by reviewing "The Early Thing" on Apple podcasts so I can maybe get some sponsors for the horrible stuff I say in my car at 4 am. Stay crunchy. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw  _______________________________ Also thank you Anchor for making it very easy to share the things I yell in my car at 4am. You can do it too: https://anchor.fm

This morning, the shameful loser yells at his own family that just wants to spend time with him by doing an escape room. Also how are you doing person reading this? Please rate the podcast if you enjoy on Apple podcast because it really helps me out. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________

This morning, the shameful loser yells at people who think this ww3 is gonna happen. Also, bananas Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________

In today’s episode, the silly sad mad yells at people genuinely trying to live their best lives while he himself doesn’t even know how to do taxes. That’s an honest truth. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________

Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ In today’s episode this mad mf rants about something simple like a haircut. How could that even be possible? How is your day? How many people read my descriptions? If u are reading this txt ur mom saying f you and send a pic to me of it. Happy Monday fellow humans.

Today the mad man yells at his younger cousins and his aunt... funny stuff. Sorry about the scratchy mic I have no idea how to improve mic quality. Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ It’s The Early Thing Christmas Extravaganza! Join me please

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ This just in! Breaking news from your moms house

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ I hate phones

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ Have you ever called your mom by her first name in church?

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ Social media is difficult

Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ In this episode we find our hero stuck between two opposing forces that could change life as we know it. Who is right? Who is wrong? And why has it always been 30 minutes or less? You’d think by this point they could’ve more accurately pinpointed the amount of time it takes to deliver pizza, or at least to your house. Anyway, this idiot talks about pizza.