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Send us Fan Mail- The Effin' Crunch Crew returns with an important update on the Ohio Horror House case, exploring the latest developments and discussing how grooming can affect people of any age, not just kids. Then the mood shifts as Big Spook, Pan Blanco, Pinky, and Babs drift into another round of effing Mumble Jumble, where the topics are uncensored and the laughs come easy. Hook: "A shocking case, a powerful conversation, and the uncensored laughs only the Crunch Crew can deliver." Guests list Big Spook (host), Pan Blanco, Pinky, and Babs. That gives a clear serious angle first, then lets your regular crew chaos breathe Support the show

Send us Fan Mail- Tell how much you love Houston Blanco!! Geesh!!- Hotel pisses Pan Blanco off! and Double charges him!! No Mames'!!- If You Leave Your hotel Room @ 7:30 am and come back @ 5pm to find your room door open with all your stuff...What Would you Do??-  Blanco's dog " GusGus"  gets sprayed in the face by a skunk why he is out of town!! -Roll up gangster in a grocery store  looking for one person ...in West Virginia??- New sponsor commercial Lucky Horseshoe Tattoos  @ 35:55 slot- This & Other Effin' Mumble Jumble !!Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... it's Throwback Tuesday!We're digging back into the vault for one of those episodes where Big Spook and PanBlanco completely go off the rails with some classic Effin' Mumble Jumble. No script. No filter. Just two dumbasses chasing random thoughts down every rabbit hole they can find.So kick back, crack open your favorite drink... and maybe pour a second one, because you're probably gonna need it.Today's ridiculous question is one you've probably never asked yourself... until now:How much weight do you actually lose when you pee? 🚽🤣We'll answer that, wander into a whole bunch of other random conversations, and do what we do best... make absolutely no sense while somehow making perfect sense.So grab your snacks, put those damn kids to bed if they ain't old enough for this kind of nonsense, and welcome to The Effin' CrunchCrew!Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-We're diving headfirst into another round of Effin' Mumble Jumble as we kick around whatever pops into our twisted little brains.🎬 Is Jaafar Jackson really the right man to play his legendary Uncle Michael? Or is he carrying the heaviest pair of sequined shoes in Hollywood?🎸 What was your very first concert? The one that made your ears ring for three days and your wallet cry.🌪️ And seriously... what the hell happened to the weather? Remember when summer was just hot instead of trying to kill you before lunch?🚔 Plus... a question that's been argued for years... Why don't police just shoot someone in the arm or leg instead of center mass? Is it Hollywood making us think it's easy, or is there a real reason behind it? We'll break it down.🤔 And finally...What the hell is PLIFT?!Is it a trend? A word? A secret code? A new disease? Or are people just making stuff up now?Grab your drinks, hide the kids, silence your common sense for a little while, and come hang out with The Effin' CrunchCrew...Because today... absolutely nothing is off limits...It's time for another helping of... Effin' Mumble Jumble! 🎙️🍻🤘 

Send us Fan Mail-Today's episode is a little different.We're diving into one of the most disturbing cases to come out of Ohio in recent memory... a case the media has dubbed The Ohio House of Horrors.At first, it sounds like another shocking true crime story.But tonight, we're going beyond the headlines.We'll talk about how authorities accidentally uncovered the home... what investigators found... how sixteen children could seemingly vanish from the view of schools, doctors, and the community... and the heartbreaking road those children now face.We'll also look at the growing allegations that one of the accused adults may have been groomed and controlled long before becoming a parent herself. Those claims are still being investigated, and we'll separate what's known from what's still being alleged.This isn't about making excuses.It's about asking the harder questions.Because this isn't just a story about what happened inside one house...It's a story about all the warning signs outside that house that went unnoticed.If hearing this story helps just one person recognize the signs or speak up for a child, then this conversation is worth having.Now don't worry... this isn't going to be heavy all night. Before we wrap things up, we'll hit some good old Effin' Mumble Jumble and let Pan Blanco help us get a few laughs back before we call it a day.So grab your favorite drink, get comfortable, and let's get into today's episode...The Ohio House of Horrors what we at The Effin'CrunchCrew call "The House The World Never Saw"

Send us Fan Mail-Pan Blanco Is Back From His Heart Attack- He Tells Us About His Experience- Spook Gives Him Mad Shit and Pulls Off A Morbid Funny Joke To TUNA From The Effinays' as He Calls To Check On Blanco!- Pinkie Liked her Hospital Food ? .. She Dont Like anything!- The Ghostly Experience Blanco Had In The Hospital Bedroom- And A Whole Lotta' Effin' Mumble Jumble coming your way!! EAST DALLAS AUTOMOTIVEEast Dallas Automotive is an Auto Dealership and Collision repair center servicing the Dallas Fort W

Send us Fan Mail-Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew, we're cranking the time machine all the way back! Before Loca Lisa... before BaBs... we're digging into Season 2, Episode 29, where Pan Blanco makes a confession that had us all asking..."Wait... WHAT?!?"Did Blanco really admit to checking out guys on the internet? 🤨 Somebody better explain themselves!Then we're diving headfirst into a world full of dumbasses, smartypants, and the kind of people that make you wonder how civilization is still standing. Plus, we've got one burning question...What the Eff is Diddy hugging?!No scripts. No filters. Just laughs, questionable decisions, sideways conversations, and a whole lot of Effin' Mumble Jumble that somehow always ends up making perfect nonsense.Hit play... if you dare.Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-🎙️ TODAY on The Effin' CrunchCrew...This week, Big Spook dives into one of the most horrifying true crime stories ever to come out of Texas... the shocking case of Taylor Parker.What started as a web of lies, fake pregnancies, and deception spiraled into a nightmare that left an innocent young mother, Reagan Simmons-Hancock, and her unborn daughter dead. This isn't Hollywood. This happened right here in Texas, and the details are almost impossible to believe. Join Big Spook as he serves up a short but satisfying deep dive into the twisted motives, chilling timeline, and unbelievable decisions that led to one of the most disturbing murder cases in recent Texas history. No filler. No fluff. Just the facts, the questions that still haunt this case, and the kind of conversation only The Effin' CrunchCrew can deliver.Warning: This episode contains discussions of graphic violence, murder, and the death of a child. Listener discretion is strongly advised.The Effin' CrunchCrew... where the stories are real, the conversations are uncensored, and sometimes... the truth is far more terrifying than fiction.Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew... "Let's Go To Church!! ... Maybe??"Grab a pew, hide the collection plate, and keep one eye on Pan Blanco because things are about to get weird!Today we're diving headfirst into religion, belief, and all the stuff you're not supposed to bring up at family dinner. First up, we'll discuss whether that heathen Pan Blanco really got kicked out of Sunday School... or if they simply couldn't handle his questions!We'll talk about money and governing under Christianity. Is faith about the message, the messenger, or the donations? You do you, BooBoo.Then we'll put Big Spook under the spotlight. Does Spook believe? Does he only believe certain things? Or is he still trying to figure out which side of the spiritual fence he's sitting on?We'll tackle some of history's darker religious moments with the old "Convert or Die!" mentality and ask ourselves... wait a minute... people actually thought that was a good idea?Somehow the conversation takes a hard left turn when rumors start flying that Pinkie and Spook are working at a strip joint together. Yeah... not likely... but we're gonna talk about it anyway!Then it's time for Crystal Healing! Miracle cure or shiny paperweight? You decide.And because bad ideas are what this show was built on, we're discussing whether we should hypnotize Pan Blanco. What could possibly go wrong?We'll also revisit that famous Pleasant Grove house where people claimed the Virgin Mary appeared in a tree. The twist? Spook actually lived there for a few days and has some stories about the place... and some crooked-ass people connected to it.Meanwhile, Televangelist Blanco has a message for the masses, and let's just say his sermon can be summed up in three simple words:"EFF. THEM. ALL."All that, plus a whole bunch of completely unplanned, off-the-rails, absolutely Effin' Mumble Jumble.So sit back, buckle up, and remember...This isn't church...But somebody's definitely getting preached to.Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-🎙️ Coming Up Next on The Effin' CrunchCrew...Well folks, it looks like this trio might be the new crew lately! 😂It's your boys and girl, Big Spook, Pan Blanco, and BaBs, holding down the fort today while the other ladies are off handling life and whatever kind of trouble they've managed to find themselves in.Today we're trying something a little different.A few weeks back, we talked about our cousin Chancho's three-year-old son and some of the strange things he's been seeing and experiencing. It sparked a lot of questions, a lot of theories, and maybe a few goosebumps.Well now we've got an update.Chancho's wife, Heather, sent us some audio explaining what's been happening lately, what her son is still seeing, and some experiences she's dealt with throughout her entire life that might make you wonder if some people are just a little more connected to the unknown than the rest of us.So we're gonna listen, break it down, ask questions, probably come up with a few wild theories, and see where this rabbit hole takes us.And of course... we'll do our absolute best... our very best...to keep Pan Blanco's A.D.D. from launching this conversation into seventeen completely unrelated directions.No promises.So grab a drink, get comfortable, keep an open mind, and if you've ever experienced something you couldn't explain...You're in the right place.The Effin' CrunchCrew starts right now.Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-"Alright, alright, alright... welcome back to The Effin' CrunchCrew! Tonight it's just your favorite trio of questionable decision-makers... Loca Lisa, Pan Blanco, and yours truly, Big Spook! 🍻🎙️And you already know what happens when there's no plan, no script, and no adult supervision...It's time for EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE!So grab your favorite drink, gather up those snacks, kick your feet up, and prepare yourself for a conversation that could start with tacos, somehow detour through alien abductions, stop briefly at childhood trauma, and end with somebody arguing about why a hot dog is technically a sandwich.We don't know where this train is headed... We don't know who's driving... We're not even convinced there is a track.All we know is we're on it together. 🚂💨Now hold on...Looks around studio...Somebody help us...BAAAABS?! 👽🍸PINKIE?! 🌮🍹Where y'all at?!Because if it's just the three of us tonight, this thing is about to go off the rails faster than Pan Blanco chasing a random thought he forgot halfway through explaining it.So sit back, relax, and remember...If you're looking for facts, you might get a few. If you're looking for answers, good luck. But if you're looking for laughs, stories, nonsense, and a whole lot of Effin' Mumble Jumble...You're in exactly the right place.🎙️ The Effin' CrunchCrew starts... right now." Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-Episode Title: "Fear: The Things We Don't Talk About... Would You Go In There?"Tonight we're opening a door that a lot of people would rather keep closed.Fear.Not just the things that scare us, but the things we don't always admit scare us.Tonight we're talking about those places that make you hesitate before stepping inside. The abandoned buildings. The dark basements. The empty rooms. The creepy hallways. The old houses with stories attached to them. The places that make you stop and say, "Nope... I'm not going in there."We're also diving into why certain objects have built a reputation for fear over generations. Mirrors. Dolls. Attics. Cemeteries. Hospitals. Hotels. Even rooms inside our own homes.Why do some people refuse to look into a mirror at night?Why do certain buildings feel uncomfortable before anything has even happened?Have you ever walked into a room and instantly felt like you shouldn't be there?And are those feelings simply our imagination... or is there something deeper going on?Tonight, we're sharing personal stories, strange experiences, fears from childhood, urban legends, family warnings, and maybe even a few places around the country that most people wouldn't enter alone.So whether you're listening in your car, sitting at home, or lying in bed with the lights off, we invite you to think about one question:Would you go in there?Because everyone has a place.Everyone has a fear.And everyone has a line they swear they'd never cross.So sit back, relax, and join us as we explore Fear: The Things We Don't Talk About.Support the show

Send us Fan Mail"It is A Throwback Day because SOMEONE... (me)... ACCIDENTALLY Erased the S4-Epi 41 ..sorry ...LOL Anyway this is good just kickback fam...-Introducing Lisa: The Newest Member of the Effin CrunchCrew!Welcome back to the Effin CrunchCrew podcast! We’re thrilled to bring you Season 2, Episode 77, where laughter and ridiculous is our pleasure . This episode is especially exciting because we’re introducing our new co-host, Lisa, who just happens to be Big Spook’s cousin!-Lisa brings a fresh perspective and a wealth of humor to our crew. Being Big Spook's cousin means she’s practically family, and we all know that family gatherings are often filled with the funniest stories and wildest memories.-What to Expect in Episode 77-Lisa’s dad also being Big Spook’s uncle/cousin? YUP! Damn Latinos!!-DIDDY WHAT??- FROZEN COTTON CANDY GRAPES!! Um YESS!-Why Does BLANCO's SIRI sound African ?- Stop Putting "STUDENT DRIVER " Stickers On Your Car You Just CanNot Drive!- And A Whole Lotta Effin'Mumble Jumble!!So grab your headphones, sit back, and join us for a fun-filled ride in Episode 77. We promise you’ll leave with a smile on your face and maybe a funny story to share with your own family! MAYBE. "No MAM'ES"Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-"Life, Legends & Laughs"Tonight on The Effin' CrunchCrew, we're diving headfirst into the beautiful chaos that makes us who we are.From the mistakes that taught us lessons the hard way, to the memories that still make us laugh years later, we're opening up about life and all the unexpected turns that come with it. We'll swap stories about family legends that may or may not be true, those strange experiences that still make us scratch our heads, and the moments that somehow become part of our personal history.We'll talk about the things we inherited from our families besides eye color and bad habits. The stories passed down around kitchen tables. The characters we'll never forget. The decisions we'd love a second chance at. And the weird little moments that changed everything.Along the way, we're throwing out a few fun questions that might reveal more about your personality than you expected. Some will make you laugh. Some might make you think. And a few could leave you wondering how well you really know yourself.So grab a drink, pull up a chair, and join Big Spook, Pinkie, Loca Lisa, Pan Blanco,BaBs, and the CrunchCrew family for a night filled with laughs, memories, legends, and real conversations about the journey we call life.Because sometimes the best stories aren't the famous ones...They're the ones we've lived.🎧 The Effin' CrunchCrew presents: "Life, Legends & Laughs" "Everybody's got a story. Tonight, we're telling ours." 🍻🎙️Support the show

Send us Fan Mail- THE EFFIN'Witching Hour Presents-OPEN MINDED or HAUNTED  On this episode of The Effin' Witching Hour Presents:" Open-Minded or Haunted," Big Spook invites you into a mystery close to home. What if that strange feeling you’ve always had is a sixth sense? Big Spook shares his family’s uncanny experiences and asks: Do you think you’ve got one? Plus, a glimpse into the eerie world of remote viewing. Curious? Stay tuned—you might discover what’s been hidden all along. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail- 25 Things Kids Today Will Never Experience That We Did in the 90s- From dial-up internet to playing outside until the streetlights came on, the 90s were a unique time. - The 90s were a transitional time, with technology rapidly evolving but still maintaining a sense of nostalgia and simplicity- Kids today have grown up in a much more digital, connected world compared to the 90-Dial-up internet- The screeching sound of a modem connecting-  Waiting for web pages to slowly load- Getting kicked off the internet when someone picked up the phone- Carrying a pager to stay connected- Trying to decipher cryptic pager messages- Fighting over who got to use the home phone-  Cassette tapes and CD players- Making mix tapes- Rewinding and fast-forwarding songs- Outdoor Adventures- Riding bikes for hours without adult supervision- Getting in trouble for staying out past the streetlights-  Playing in creeks and woods-  Building forts and hideouts- Playing war with sticks and rocks-  Passing notes in class-  Hanging out at the mall- The 90s were a unique time, with a mix of emerging technology and more simple, disconnected experiences. While today's kids have amazing digital tools, they'll never get to fully enjoy the nostalgic joys of 90s childhood.- Share your favorite 90s memories in the [email protected] the show

Send us Fan Mail-Grandma’s Plastic Couch Covers & Carpet RunnersAh, the ultimate 80s-90s vibe! Those shiny, crinkly plastic covers were EVERYWHERE back in the day, protecting the furniture from dirty hands, spills, and the inevitable grandkids’ chaos. I bet the crew’s gonna have a blast talking about how those things were like a second skin—making you feel like you weren’t even allowed to sit down too comfortably.Unexpected Kiss from Another GuyOh, the classic “surprise kiss” situation. That’s gotta be a bit of a shocker! Is it a good kiss? A bad one? Or just a “What the heck just happened?” moment. You know the crew is going to dissect this one for all the juicy details. Loca Lisa Likes Being Tied Up??Oof, sounds like there’s a whole side of Lisa we didn’t know about. This one might lead to a hilarious, awkward conversation, depending on how the crew takes it. Is this tied to a joke? A quirky personality trait? Or are we diving into some serious Kinky Lisa territory? Either way, it’s gonna be a lot of fun!More Family DramaEvery show needs some drama, and it looks like the family’s up to their usual shenanigans. Are we talking about old-school family feuds, or new blood getting dragged into the chaos? Either way, it’ll definitely stir the pot and get the crew's reactions.Effin' Mumble JumbleAlways a fan favorite! The “Effin' Mumble Jumble” segment is where things get hilariously chaotic, where the words get slurred, tangled, and we get some full-on nonsense. But you know it’s all part of the fun!You’re in for a laugh-out-loud episode with these topics! What do you think—are you ready to dive in, or are you just hyped to hear the crew's wild take on all this?Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-What happens when certain people become magnets for weird energy? Today, BigSpook, Pinkie, Pan Blanco, and BaBs 👽🍸 dive headfirst into stories of strange feelings, eerie warnings, shadow figures, dreams that came true, unexplained voices, “checkpoint” people who spirits seem drawn to, and moments that made everybody stop and go… “What the Effin’ was THAT?!”Was it intuition? Was it coincidence? Or were the lights flickering for a reason? From seeing things before they happen… to sensing bad energy… to paranormal mishaps and creepy encounters that still stick with the crew today, this episode spirals into supernatural chaos with a heavy dose of classic Effin’ Mumble Jumble.Expect: Personal paranormal stories  Clairvoyant moments & gut feelings  “Checkpoint” people who attract energy  Ghost talk & spirit encounters  Strange dreams & warnings  Shadow people, weird vibes, and unexplained moments  Pan Blanco probably questioning everybody  BigSpook diving deep into the unknown  Pinkie bringing the chaos  Babs possibly communicating with the beyond after two drinks 🍸👻 Listener Warning: This episode may cause goosebumps, nervous laughter, and sudden urges to leave the hallway light on.Support the show

Send us Fan Mail-Today on The Effin’CrunchCrew we send a huge shout out to our #1 supporter, our brother, our family... Mr. Steven Hass. We already miss you, brother, and you’ll always be Effin’ family.Also showing love to our friend Lee Ellis... you will truly be missed.Rest In Peace, fellas.Now to kick this damn show off... PanBlanco already ADD’d it from the jump. WTF?! 😂 So tonight’s episode is starting exactly the way Hass would’ve wanted it... PanBlanco on FULL ADD mode while the crew dives headfirst into some classic Effin’MumbleJumble!So grab your snacks, crank up the headset, speakers, or car stereo, put dem’damn kids to bed, and get your drinks ready... because The Effin’CrunchCrew is coming up NEXT... FULL BLAST!!! 🔥🎙️Support the show

Send us Fan MailNext!! on The Effin' CrunchCrew...BigSpook and Pan Blanco crack open the memory vault and head back to the Riverchon Park days in Dallas, when weekends meant BBQ smoke in the air, old-school music bumpin’, lowriders draggin’ pavement, and everybody gathering before the real nighttime madness began. Back then the hommies would link up early, grillin’, clownin’, talkin’ trash, showing off rides, and figuring out which clubs, hangouts, or random adventures the night was gonna throw at ‘em. The streets had a rhythm... chrome shining under parking lot lights while trunks rattled the concrete like mini earthquakes.But here’s the twist...Pan Blanco and BigSpook were NOT built the same. 😆While Spook was movin’ one way through the scene, Pan Blanco was apparently operating on his own strange little frequency somewhere between neighborhood legend and “how are you still alive?” territory. So tonight the guys trade stories, expose old memories, relive Dallas nightlife, and probably call each other out more than once.Expect: 🚘 Dallas lowrider culture memories  🔥 Riverchon Park weekend vibes  🎶 Music that defined the era  🌃 Club hopping stories  🍻 Backyard BBQ chaos  🤣 Effin’ Mumble Jumble tangents  👀 Stories that may or may not incriminate somebody spiritually This is a GUYS ONLY throwback episode loaded with nostalgia, laughs, and old-school Dallas energy.So whether it’s morning, night, or somewhere in between... grab your snacks, crack open your drinks, kick back, and roll with the crew because tonight gets loud, hilarious, and real old-school real fast. 🎙️🔥-Support the show

Send us Fan Mail--Coming Up Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew – SUPER THROWBACK THURSDAYHold on to your moral compass and your mad scientist hat, fam—today's episode is taking some wild turns! We're diving into the ultimate what if: If America had a real-life Purge every year… would you join in, or lock your doors and pray? Big questions, brutal answers.And if that wasn't enough to twist your brain, we’re talking 13,000-year-old Dire Wolf DNA—yeah, the prehistoric beast—and how science has recreated not one, not two, but three freakin' offspring. Jurassic Park vibes? You know it.All this chaos wrapped in a fresh batch of Effin’ Mumble Jumble, served raw and unfiltered like always. Tune in, laugh, question humanity, and maybe learn something (or not). Let’s get Effin' weird.Support the show

Send us Fan Mail SO TODAY we are having to dig into the vault of CrunchCrew Relics & this is what came out so Enjoy....& Thank You Always - UMMM... We TRY to Stay On Topic BUT YOU KNOW US & IF YOU DON'TYOU BEST ASK SOMEBODY!!! LMAO!! Happy Cinco De Mayo!!Support the show

Send us Fan Mail- Pinkie Falls on her way into the studio and we saw it on video!- Blanco knows why his dad was pissed off most of his childhood...because Blanco was  Prick!! (He Still Is)-   Pan Blanco's "The Blowfish Defense Mechanism"??- "Beat You Down To The White Meat !"- Spooks' 25th Birthday in Dallas Jail ... & Two Drunk Guys Sing Him Happy Birthday!- Spooks' One phone call and calls his sister while she and  Big O are at SPOOKS'  Surprise PARTY!!- Chained up to Hannibal Lector / The Undertaker !! WTF- Cat's Get Cold !! Sorry- Spook believes in putting you out your misery ... just Saying!- -Sponsor LUCKY HORSESHOE TATTOO- Spook's 1st rap song & being the only Mexican in an all Black gang ..Yup ! That happened.- This and A Whole Lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble!! Support the show