PODCAST · comedy
The Empty Parlor
by PunandGame.com
Hosts Matt Lamb and Jeff Lynch invite you to join them in their parlor. Bring a glass of scotch and a cigar, and settle in for intelligent discussions about very unintelligent things.
Episodes
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The Empty Parlor Ep.85 - Operation MoonTurd
They pooped on the moon?! Really?! This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.84 - Ghost Hand Jobs
Hosts Matt and Jeff are back in style, talking about things they don't know anything about, and things they DO know a lot about. Such things as what? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.83 - Astrology For Dummies
Hosts Jeff and Matt are back and they're talking about THE STARS. How do they feel about them? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.82 - A Baby Laughed at Me
Hosts Matt and Jeff talk about bad doctors, bad people, and bad babies. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.81 - Don't Get Sucked
You're alone, walking the streets of New Orleans. A man by the name of Balfazaar approaches you. He has a business proposal. Do you accept? DON'T. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.80 - Hitler's Favorite Grapes
On this episode Matt goes OFF on some BS. Jeff DRINKS water. We HATE fingernails. What else? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.79 - Say No To Monkey Labor
Hosts Jeff and Matt take up their opinion on the hard things. Like whether or not ghosts can fart and if Monkey Labor is okay. Is it? Who knows. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.78 - Vote for Bigfoot
Please, please vote for Bigfoot. We NEED the Bigfoot vote BACK. PLEASE. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.77 - Party Fouls
Hosts Matt and Jeff are back and this time they're talking about monkeys. They're not so cute when they're up to their monkey business. Also, Satan is having a bad day. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.76 - Catfish Suck
Hosts Jeff and Matt talk about new technologies and old beef. We HATE Catfish. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.75 - In Memory of Popcorn
Hosts Jeff and Matt are back in force, baby. Bringing you all the hot Bigfoot goss, plus a bunch of other stuff too. Jeff said something funny about George Bush after the episode ended but I can't remember what it was. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram:...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.74 - You Don't Know Shit About The Multiverse
Hosts Matt and Jeff talk about a bunch of science-y stuff. They're super smart. You should really listen to this one. This is a good one.
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The Empty Parlor Ep.73 - Giorgio Armani Cologne Vampire
Hosts Jeff and Matt discover yet another new cryptid. Don't worry though. They inform you how to stay safe. And if you can't stay safe, then you'll at least be made aware to be aware. STAY SO AWARE. DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN OH DEAR GOD. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected]...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.72 - Light Beam Effects
Hosts Matt and Jeff are back in full force, baby! This time they're talking aliens. They're talking Tom DeLonge. They're talking SQUONKS. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.71 - Matt Goes NUTS
This episode? It's one of em. It's an episode of The Empty Parlor. Jeff? Aliens got em. So it's just Matt. He'll be back though. Jeff will. HE WILL. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.70 - The Rodrigo Stone
Hosts Jeff and Matt have discovered a brand new cryptid, once again. Your lovable co-hosts are truly using their Real Fake Ph.Ds to the fullest extent. Tune in and find out why. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.69 - Stanley Kubrick Was The First Man On The Moon
Hosts Matt and Jeff become Moon Truthers in this episode, and talk about the very serious dealings of 1969. These dudes have the scoop on what REALLY happened. What's the truth? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal…
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The Empty Parlor Ep.68 - Ghost Bill Gates
Hosts Jeff and Matt talk about their true feelings on everything from Reiki(again) to the Xbox 360. What sort of opinions do they have? Tune in and find out! This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter…
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The Empty Parlor Ep.67 - Dear Reiki Masters
Hosts Matt and Jeff are on topic more than ever in this one, but bring the charm all the same. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.66 - The Search for Turtlefoot
Hosts Jeff and Matt are on the hunt once more, but this time with a vengeance. They know what he likes. They know what he looks like. They only don't know one thing. What's with the 1980s? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.65 - I'm Not Allowed on Dickfart Dot Com
Hosts Matt and Jeff are up in arms over a new discovery. What are poop knives? Who gave the alligators helium? These questions and more answered in this episode. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.64 - Method Sucks
Hosts Jeff and Matt agree on something whole heartedly this episode? What is it? Can you figure it out? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.63 - Paimon is a Dork
The parlor is empty again as hosts Jeff and Matt talk about more nonsense. Is Matt going to become friends with Jeff's neighbor? Is Jeff going to fight a demon? Who knows? We do. Tune in and find out. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.62 - Jenkem All the Way Down.
The boys are back after their unannounced holiday break. Host Jeff brings the heat and Matt tries to talk around a clogged nose. Why is Matt's nose clogged? Could he be huffing jenkem? Tune in and find out. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame...
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The Empty parlor Ep.61 - Crazy Daisy Dick
The podcast boys are bringing the HEAT this week. There's debates. There's deep conversation. There's booze talk. What else is there? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.60 - Fly Me To Japan, I'll Burp In Your Mouth
The podcast boys discuss a lot of stuff in this one. What's on the moon? What does Matt do for extra cash? What are the wishes of your two lovely co-hosts? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.59 - Frank Fuckin Died
The boys are back in time! And they got some news. What's the news? Tune in and find out. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.58 - We Do The Farts
On this ep hosts Jeff and Matt discuss the real shit. Almost literally. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.57 - Terror of the Ghost Ape
Hosts Matt and Jeff discuss a lot in this one, but at the same time they discuss very little. They've got opinions, but very little more than that. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.56 - Cosmic Rey Fucks Donkeys
On this episode host Jeff and Matt refer to themselves as co-hosts, talk about cosmic rays, the implications that come along with that, and why they hate donkeys. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.55 - Bigfoot Fever
This week Matt is out, and Jeff recruits his friend Dan to discuss Bigfoot. Tune in for a conversation about everyone's favorite interdimensional alien! Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.54 - Zoo Incinerator
Hosts Jeff and Matt discuss their trip to the zoo. Wild stuff, truly inspiring. Their minds were absolutely blown by one specific animal. Can you guess which one? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.53 - What Even is Reality
Host Matt brings the hot fire with a solo cast about virtual reality, and actual reality. Is there a difference, really? Who knows. Matt doesn't. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.52 - Put Your Feet Away
The boys are back in town. Podcast town. And they're talking about the real issues, plus some other cool stuff like Mountain Dew and mushrooms. Do you really need more? This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.51 - The Meat Bees Ate Santa Claus
Hosts Jeff and Matt may have created God's perfect monster, as well as discovered the TRUE reason we haven't found Bigfoot yet. What is the monster, and where is Bigfoot? Tune in and find out! This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.50 - Bigfoot Cartel Robot Dick
Hosts Jeff and Matt celebrate their 50th episode in true Empty Parlor fashion. They talk about the things they don't know enough to talk about, they make fun of some things, and it all wraps up with Bigfoot. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.49 - Unsupervised Watermelon Purchases
Hosts Jeff and Matt talk about fox attacks, Jesus drowning, and why math sucks. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.48 - Willy's Willy
Hosts Jeff and Matt discuss male pregnancy, William Shakespeare, and Gay Longboyes (Homo Longi). This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor ep. 47 - Capuchin The Last Dick Bender
Hosts Jeff and Matt discuss the animal kingdom, wrist watches, and mesh the two together perfectly with one overarching theme. What's the theme? Tune in and find out! This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.46 - Eels Be Wildin'
Hosts Jeff and Matt get deep, this time about the ocean and what lives there. What lives there? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.45 - Mercury is Better than Venus
Hosts Jeff and Matt discuss the finer things in life, such as why MERCURY IS BETTER THAN VENUS. VENUS THINKS IT'S HOTTER THAN MERCURY BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE. BLUE'S CLUES TOLD ME. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.44 - Anti-Neural Mouth Fuck
Hosts Jeff and Matt break down the important science in this episode. What is an anti-neuron? Fuck if we know. Listen in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.43 - Nothing Else Antimatters
Hosts Jeff and Matt melt their brains with antimatter talk, and their eyes from staring into the sun to get superpowers. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.42- Long Story Shart
Hosts Matt and Jeff talk about buttholes, ghosts, old man dick and peoples' thirst for it, with some food peppered in. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.41 - In Person and In Character
There's a special surprise inside this episode of The Empty Parlor. What could it be? Why would I tell you in the description? You gotta listen to it, friendo. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter...
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The Empty Parlor Ep.40 - Jeff Hates Pokemon Cards
Jeff has a solo ep, and it's a doozy! Why does Jeff hate Pokemon cards? Tune in and find out! This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.39 - Listener Discretion Advised
The title isn't a joke this time. Heavy content is included in this episode. Please note that there are mature themes present in this episode of The Empty Parlor. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.38 - NaturalButt Vibrations
We're pickin up good vibrations in this one. Tune in and find out why. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor Ep.37 - 735 GIB
Jeff has his glorious return and regales us all with his humor once more. What is the meaning of the episode title? Tune in and find out. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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The Empty Parlor - Ep.36 Brohst Hunters
Host Matt brings on a special guest in this episode. Tune in to find out who. Just guys being dudes. This is a good one. Email us stuff: [email protected] Instagram: @lambliketheanimal @PunandGame @jefflynchcomedy Twitter @LambLikeTheAnml @PunandGame
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does The Empty Parlor have?
The Empty Parlor currently has 85 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is The Empty Parlor about?
Hosts Matt Lamb and Jeff Lynch invite you to join them in their parlor. Bring a glass of scotch and a cigar, and settle in for intelligent discussions about very unintelligent things.
How often does The Empty Parlor release new episodes?
The Empty Parlor has 85 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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The Empty Parlor is created and hosted by PunandGame.com.
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