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The End is Fffing Nigh

by Kem Kelton

Seriously serious discussions about the End of All things, current events, pop culture and tips and tricks to help you wade through the muck of life during this Apocalypse. Seriously.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 58: Baseball Edition

    We’re back! We ignore all of the apocalypse disasters and discuss this spectacular year in baseball. We make World Series predictions. Enjoy 😉

  2. Episode 57: Crazy with Holes

    This week we listened to a few episodes of Rotten Mango and were compelled to talk about one in particular. Enjoy.

  3. Episode 56: It’s Coming Around Again

    This week we discuss the cyclical nature of life, the tradwife-ism of it all, illiteracy, national security, and presidential immunity and other stuff. Enjoy.

  4. Episode 55: Mad Max Election Year

    Happy new year! In this episode we lay bare our fears for this coming year, the parable of Mad Max: Fury Road, and our unwavering resolve for the year to come. Enjoy.

  5. Episode 54: The Men Are Not Okay (Part 2)

    We discuss the podcast that never was last week. Enjoy

  6. Episode 53: The Men Are Not Okay (Part 1)

    We discuss the what’s happening to the the men and their capitalist systems. We shout out Barbie because she’s awesome and make John Wick 5 predictions. Enjoy.

  7. Episode 52: F*** AirBnB

    We discuss 9/11, because we never forget, the state on NYC’s real estate, and Mittens Romney. Enjoy.

  8. Episode 51: Drugs Island

    This is a banner week, because the conversation is intense. Please enjoy.

  9. Episode 50: Glitch McConnell

    We are back! New season new discussions. The minority leader has a penchant for stroking out on camera, we give our feelings on the matter and other topics. Enjoy.

  10. Episode 49: Cocaine Sharks

    This week we discuss the bounty of Florida and her cousins, Texas, and Mississippi. We issue a warning to anyone even thinking about hurting Harry Styles. Enjoy. #CocaineSharks #MethGators #Barbie #AbortionforAll

  11. Episode 48: Strike!

    We discuss the recent labour actions and Secret Invasion. #solidarity #WGA #SAG-AFTRA

  12. Episode 47: Baby’s Fahva said What?

    We discuss this week’s events. Enjoy #Happy4th #SundownLaws #NIXVM #KekePalmerIsBlessedandBeautiful

  13. Episode 46: CKN Approved

    As this pride month draws to a close we discuss 47Metres Uncaged…ahoy, there be spoilers ahead. Lab-grown bird meat has been approved by the FDA, so more of that please. The introverts are winning and we discuss why. #Camping #ASD #ASDLivingTheirBestLife #NetflixMovieTalk

  14. Episode 45: Just Chattin’

    We discuss DIY tubes, spoilers for The Flash and other things that happened this week. #TheFlash #Underwater #tubes

  15. Episode 44: Taliban Says What?

    We discuss equal treatment under the law, the Taliban’s new tourism campaign and fake bitches! Enjoy. #Taliban #Trump #Netflix

  16. Episode 43: #SaveJustin

    We found the Wuhan bats y’all! And we discuss how Canadian smoke is trying politely kill us all and how need to crowd-source saving Justin because they are trying to shake him the fuck down. #WuhanBats #SaveJustin #PurgeSmoke

  17. Episode 42: Those Village Bitches Can Fuck Off!

    We discuss important topics this week, the debt ceiling debacle, moist salt and more. Enjoy. #debtceiling #camping #meth

  18. Episode 41: The Cricut Is Not Crafting

    Hashtag Code-name Bat-man and I discuss the high price of vegetarian fare and my Cricut Joy. #OrcasSinkingShips #EthiopianFood #BasementCaptives

  19. Episode 40: I Think That Bird Has Cancer.

    A lively discussion about an artistic commitment and my … disability? #TropicThunder #Dungeons&Dragons #ADHD #BirdCancer

  20. Episode 39: I Shall, Like Genghis Khan

    Hashtag Code-Name Bat-man and I discuss the week’s work and entertainment, Spotify’s rules and my inner warlord. Enjoy.

  21. Episode 38: The Sidekick Bitch’s Hysterical Rant

    We discuss the Writer’s Strike where Movie Executives want to use AI bots to write scripts and WB’s lying ways… “We don’t believe you!” There’s talk about streaming prices and #code-name Bat-man’s bird-summoning, princess ways. Enjoy

  22. Episode 37: We’re Gonna Be Passport Bros.!

    This week we discuss life on the side of a Ukrainian mountain, Warner Bros. need to show us everything in their movies during commercials, and Hulu’s new prices. Enjoy

  23. Episode 36: The Purge

    #Code-name Bat-man and I discuss my realisation that we are currently in a Forever Purge: information that is unbeknownst to approximately ⅔ of the population here in the US. Enjoy.

  24. Why the Last Man: A Watch-along Event

    At this point we are hate-watching this show. We are still fun, I guess…still commenting, I guess. Watch with us.

  25. Why the Last Man: A Watch-along Extravaganza Event S1: E3

    We watch episode 3 still in disbelief…what the Hell is going on? We comment on “The Everything” of it all. Enjoy.

  26. “Why the Last Man? Our Watch-along Extravaganza” S:1, E2

    Sam and Hashtags-code name Bat-man talk all through episode 2 of Y: the Last Man. Enjoy.

  27. Why the Last Man? A Watch-along Extravaganza Event S1: E1

    Oh it’s a watch-along episode y’all! Hashtag-Code Name Bat-Man and Sam watch Y:The Last Man and talk all through I for your entertainment…and ours. Enjoy.

  28. Episode 35: Wings

    Hashtag Codename Bat-man and Sam discuss these whores (pronounced hoes) and the vaccines that will undoubtedly reanimate the dead. Enjoy.

  29. Episode 34: Idiots Abound?!

    We discuss the raging fires on the West Coast, a healthy work/school/home environment and making sure you’ve got lights in this apocalypse. R.I.P. R.B.G.

  30. Episode 33 : A King has Fallen

    The full-blown apocalypse is taking its toll on Earth and her denizens. This episode we discuss a King, vaccines, cops, and the inferno on the west coast of the United States. #Spoilers for 21 Bridges.

  31. Episode 32: Daughters of Cassandra

    In this episode we discuss the state of the Nation and the benefits of knowing a little something. Prepare yourself to vote in whatever primaries are left and do enjoy this podcast.

  32. Episode 31: Service Goose

    We discuss the #ReleaseTheSyderCut, crafts and killing black men...for money and sport. Enjoy.

  33. Episode 30: Touchless Apocalypse

    We discuss what’s going on in this apocalypse. Freeing nipples, armed “Redneckian” Protest in state capitals, and who is being stimulated by the stimulus. #goals=game harder & smoke more!

  34. Episode 29: Adding Epidemic to Apocalypse

    We discuss the most current events and try to provide a solution or two. Stay well everyone!

  35. Episode 28: Apocalypsing

    #Code-name Bat-Man and her trusty sidekick Sam start the episode on January 13 and finish it on February 13 2020. We discuss The Bachelor and other shows we are watching to avoid dealing with the hard truth about this Apocalypse. Enjoy.

  36. Episode 27: The Tip ‘O Dee’s Nuts

    We discuss the torture of babies in cages and their parents, things dictators do (AKA tanks in the Mall), and the stress of it all. Superman is number one EVERYONE else is number two.

  37. Episode 26: The Endgame...Infinity Saga

    We discuss the Infinity Saga through the prism of fandom AKA focusing on phase one and two, creeps and joys of watching the Urban Vegetarian.

  38. Bonus episode: Hammy Wit da Tea

    Bossip, and B.S. is strong with this one, she is the Chosen One. This episode was recorded on 17 February 2019.

  39. Episode 25: The Silver Episode

    We discuss The Impossible Burger, Fare Well cakes and service or lack thereof, the 4.20 of it all, Monsanto and more. Enjoy.

  40. Episode 24: Bundt Brownies

    This episode we discuss the King Cavill in a Superman cameo, racism of the day Stoner Alchemy while we make weed brownies. This was a difficult sentence to write because the weed brownie worked.

  41. Episode 23: V2C and Brownies

    This week we discuss the god among us, King Cavill, WB’s upcoming movie line up, the entire CW Superhero slate, and another home health aide who violates and has to go. Enjoy the episode.

  42. Episode 22: The Hotter

    Monday’s podcast on Saturday! Happy High Holy day (MLK Jr. Holiday) We discuss Chinese food cheaters, IUD freedom #TeamUterus, #Trumpshutdown, MAGA hat babies who were there from the start. Enjoy.

  43. Episode 21: Pedophiles, Traitors and Morons...Oh My!

    It’s a snow day here in the National’s Capital. In this Episode we discuss ‘Surviving R. Kelly’ it’s underlying racism, #45 traitorous way and dumb bitches. Enjoy.

  44. Episode 20: #Blown

    We discuss the current Trump-Shutdown, home health aides, The Aquaman (yes, again) and buckets. Please see www.4ocean.com to “pull a pound” of trash from the ocean.

  45. Episode 19: Welcome 19

    We discuss the year that was: WB, Aquaman, Titans and the Man of Steel 2 movie that didn’t happen, baby prisons, boarder murder, the year in rapist and how Popeye’s chicken causes MS? Anxiety, stomach aches and digging dying holes. Join us.

  46. Episode 18: The Boof is Real

    This week we discuss who fucked up and how...Dead President’s day and the finer points of B.O. in closed quarters.

  47. Episode 17: The Stream

    We leave our highly structured style behind this week for a stream of consciousness where we discuss Mission Impossible: Fallout, the need for humanity in this apocalypse and possibly abandoning it with a hammer. Enjoy.

  48. Episode 16: Be Best

    This week we briefly discuss plastic surgery and body trends, African hair haters, 45’s mismanagement of federal funds, Supergirl, Daredevil and The Flash.

  49. Episode 15: The Veterans’ Day

    We discuss #Election Day and criminals on the Supreme Court and in #45’s administration, the sexiest man alive, Princess Tiana...and the Apocalypse Tip of the Week.

  50. Episode 14: We Need More Whimsy Now

    We discuss #BringBackOurGirls, #MeToo poster boy Harvey Weinstein, Lucifer Morningstar’s rocking-ass body, food management during this #Apocalypse and more.

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Seriously serious discussions about the End of All things, current events, pop culture and tips and tricks to help you wade through the muck of life during this Apocalypse. Seriously.

HOSTED BY

Kem Kelton

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