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The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi
by The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi
Fanfiction and original fiction recorded by a professional voice actor
Episodes
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09 – How to Write a Mythos 01
CONTENT WARNINGS: Non-explicit mentions of sexual arousal Mentions of sexual intent Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented…
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05 – The Storm Wraith and the Three Krayt Scales
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this time! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on…
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 20
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this time! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on…
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 19
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this time! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on…
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 18
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Blood Graphic Description of Ritualistic Self-Harm (not more than a nick, and only enough to get a few drops of blood) Graphic Description of Animal Sacrifice Trance States Storms Lightning Impacts Animal Death Alcohol Mentions of Death and Murder Welcome...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 17
CONTENT WARNINGS: Descriptions of Torture (no actual torture) Descriptions of Blood Confrontation of Deep-seated Trauma Threats Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 16
CONTENT WARNINGS: Violence and Battle Blood and Gore Murder Darth Vader Disembowelment Maiming Decapitation Strangulation Darth Vader Kidnapping Threats Falling From Great Heights Darth Vader Death by Fall Storms Darth Vader Storm Wraith Tearful Reunions Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 15
CONTENT WARNINGS: Climbing on top of a moving vehicle Gunfire Murder Explosions Murder Blood and Injuries Murder Vehicle Crash Murder Falling from Heights Did I Mention The Murder? Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel!…
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 14
CONTENT WARNINGS: Public Intoxication Drunken Sexual Harassment Ignoring of the word “no” Threats Bodily Harm Allusions to victim blaming (no actual victim blaming) Allusions to rape Frank discussions of power dynamics, sexual assault, and slavery More threats Bribery Welcome to The Essential...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 13
CONTENT WARNINGS: Zev’s Massive Gay Panic Grenades Graphic Descriptions of Murder Graphic Descriptions of Blood Looting of Dead Bodies Heavy Weather Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the…
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 12
CONTENT WARNINGS: Threats Non-lethal Strangulation Graphic Descriptions of Corpses Description of Impromptu Autopsy Aftereffects of Lethal Poisoning Darth Vader Graphic Descriptions of Interrogation Graphic Descriptions of Non-consensual Mind-Reading/Mind Rape Seizure Symptom Imagery Darth Vader...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 11
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore Graphic Descriptions of Character Deaths/Murder Graphic Descriptions of Poisoning Alien Morality Storm winds Slavery Madness Psychological Warfare Lethal Mutilation Threats Graphic Descriptions of Puppy Dog Eyes Welcome to The Essential...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 10
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Pain Graphic Descriptions of Wound Care Surprise Tests Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded…
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 09
CONTENT WARNINGS: Blood Graphic Description of Non-consensual Mind Reading/Mind Rape Graphic Description of Seizure-like Symptoms Vader Threats Reckless Driving Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is…
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 08
The Trigger List: Threats Casual Transphobia Non-consensual outing of a transgender person Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore Gun Threats Gun violence Graphic Descriptions of Murder Graphic Descriptions of Corpses Graphic Descriptions of Explosions and their fallout Character Death (minor)...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 07
CONTENT WARNINGS: –Graphic descriptions of a panic attack Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 06
CONTENT WARNINGS: -Poison -Not Poisoning Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be…
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 05
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 04
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 03
CONTENT WARNINGS: Non-consensual Mind Reading Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 02
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 01
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 19
Special Thanks to the following for contributing their voices to Chapter 18: Jackdaw_kraai, Sakkiko, Jaina, Deerstalker_Clad, Jinxster99, Bumi CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel!…
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 18
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 17
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 16
CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of Murder, Infection, and Biting Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed.…
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 15
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 14
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 13
CONTENT WARNINGS: Potential trigger for trypophobia Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 12
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Murder Graphic Descriptions of Malicious Body Transformation Graphic Descriptions of Gore (Blood, Bone, Organs, ect.) Mercy Kill via lethal injection (off-screen) Panic and Fear Hunting Vomiting Graphic Descriptions of Vomiting up Gore Graphic…
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 11
CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of surgery Descriptions of someone being influenced by anesthetics Disturbingly insensitive mention of a suicide Mob mentality Hysteria Graphic descriptions of executions Vader Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai…
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 10
CONTENT WARNINGS: Threats and discussions of torture (no actual torture) Graphic descriptions of institutional violence/police brutality Frank discussions of one’s own execution Mentions of an off-screen execution Blood Graphic descriptions of a corpse Graphic descriptions of the aftermath of a...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 09
CONTENT WARNINGS: Descriptions of a minor emotional breakdown Discussions of surgery Discussions of abuse victim mentalities Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 08
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 07
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 06
CONTENT WARNINGS: -Descriptions of a limb stump -Graphic descriptions of a panic attack -Graphic descriptions of a breakdown Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 05
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 04
CONTENT WARNINGS: Waking up during surgery Graphic descriptions of Pain and Injury Graphic Body Horror Drowning Imagery (no actual drowning) Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 03
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic descriptions of severe burns Graphic descriptions of loss of limb Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and...
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 02
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic descriptions of pain Graphic descriptions of severe burn wounds Graphic descriptions of loss of limb Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics…
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03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 01
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on...
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02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 11
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at...
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02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 10
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at...
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02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 09
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at...
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02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 08
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at...
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02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 07
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at...
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02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 06
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at...
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02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 05
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at...
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02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 04
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at...
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02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 03
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at...
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