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The Etims Show
by ETims
Etims are a bunch of Glasgow Celtic fans talking about Celtic, Fitbaw and everything else that raises interest and more importantly a laugh now and again. May include random dog barking too. Website is www.etims.net
Episodes
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September Mourn
Etims get together and sigh a lot as they look back at a terrible week for all Celts. They look at the utter Clusterfuck that is our current reality. They review recent games and ponder on the no-shows by our team and Management. They contemplate what are the problems and what could be the...
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Broken Window
Etims get together to talk about everything since that 2nd half vs Lask! They look at the non performance They look at Europa League draw They look at the impact on signings They look at the latest incoming players. They discuss outgoing players, especially the end of the Japanese Bhoys as Reo...
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Wild Bhoys
Hector, Ralph, Karen join Desi to reflect on a wonderful Champions League win and a lot more besides. They herald the new superstars in the Hoops and reflect on how some folk maybe arent even being missed just yet! They look at the potential this squad has and how well everyone is making a...
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Here We Go Again
The first Pod of the new season and of course its the same old story. Board apologists should save themself the bother of listening. Its not for them. After a music based intro... The guys chat all about the Summer just gone by... Hectors World Cup Odyssey! The Management Mess Up The…
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Season Review
Its Four daze in One Season Time! Etims review various aspects of a crazy almost unforgettable season in a special Supplementary Podcast. They salute the Heroes and mock the Villains...which is how it should always be!
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The Big Cup and The Big Question
Etims get together to discuss The Scottish Cup Final, The salute an amazing Double . They look ahead and consider the big question...whats next...and who is next?
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Bonnie Osmand
ETims get together to salute the Heroes who pulled off a sensational Title win after a Season sent to try every one of us. They talk prematch nerves They discuss the Hearts Just Fall Down Tactics They talk about the goals and how they felt inside and outside the Stadium. They discuss Maeda, MON…
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Dramaramadingdong
Desi, Hector, Ralph and Monty get together to discuss the latest non eventful game in this surprise free Season. Oh What a night! Has anyone including Kris Boyd recoved? They talk about the Motherwell game, that penalty and the sensational VAR Meltdown around the football world. All hail John...
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Maeda Magic
Monty, Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to talk about gubbing the Huns They discuss the MON curveball line ups. They review the opening spell and going behind. They chat on the wonderful goals to seal the points for the good guys. They talk and talk about Maeda and his wonder goal(s). They…
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Its Go Time!
Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to talk about "The Celtic". Its approaching halwayish in the Split, 2 wins, 3 matches left and now its Go Time! They discuss recent games and look ahead to the next game against the Huns. They look at Hearts and their challenge and challenges. They even discuss...
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The Ocho 8
The guys get together to discuss the Holy Shitballs that was the (eventual!!) 6-2 win over St Mirren in Sundays cup game. They discuss the ever baffling Team selection process. They discuss born again Duracell Daizen. They hail Super Tony Ralston and some guy called Ian Nacho. They look ahead and...
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An Easter Rising?
Hector and Desi talk about the latest shambles that is Season 25-26 They discuss Araujo and Big Tams absences. They look at Tannadice and all that happened there, and didnt happen! They discuss recent Green Brigade chats and information on the ban and any hope of progress. They welcome the new...
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Our Rivals are Blue in the Face
The Team get together to discuss an amazing Away Campaign resulting in that shocker at Ibrox A match shocking on so many levels! They discuss the loss of players and the emergence of others! They talk about a Team finding spririt and dig and how new heroes are emerging for us to love! They look…
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March On!
Hector, Ralph, Karen, Monty and Desi get together to discuss all things football in the world of Celtic. They look at the late goals which have dried up! They look at the big win in Stuttgart. They look at who should play in goals! They look at the Enigma that is Benji the super goal scoring…
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Bored_Room_For_Change
Desi, Karen, Monty, Ralph and Hector get together for a non football special chat. They discuss the Fans and the Board and all the goings and not going anywheres of recent times. They consider the options and they look ahead at possible outcomes. It all gets a bit messy...which seems rather apt!
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I Think We're all Loan now
Etims get together to discuss The Transfer Window and there is quite a difference of opinion on that thorny subject. They look at the new Loan arrivals and also the recent departures as well as the non departures and the reasons they are still at Celtic. They consider the impact a signing of Alex...
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Taking the Mikey
Hector, Ralph and Desi discuss the Bologna and Hearts 2-2 draws, both with 10 men! They wonder will the Board back Martin or leave him out to dry? They look at our January Window, or lack of it, so far and look ahead to the next 8 days. Where will it end well?...only Michael Nicholson knows!
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Return of the Mac 2
The Team get online to discuss the departure of Wilf and the arrival of Martin..again! They discuss the hell of Wllfs 33 days and look forward to what may lie ahead...good and bad! They discuss the changes of Tisdale OUT and Bell Walker IN and consider where do Celtic go next as a Club. They...
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Etims End of Year Awards 2025
The Team get together to discuss this years Etims Awards 2025 The Sigh Inducing Statement Worst Performance The Highlight The Disappointment Exit The Yoyo Knickers (Up and Doon) Award! The On No Kaspar Award! The Guess Who is Back Award Celtic Manager of Year Player of the Year Goal of the Year...
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Wilfrieds Week
Etims get together to talk about Wilfried Nancy - his arrival and quite possibly his departure. They pay Tribute to John 'Dixie' Deans. They reflect on where MON left us and where Wilfried has subsequently taken us! They look in detail at Hearts, Roma and especially the League Cup Final Defeat by...
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You cant spell Armageddon without AGM
Hector, Ralph, Desi and Monty get together to discuss a mad few days...from Ireland's impressive exploits, Scotland's shockeroonie and then that AGM! They discuss the World Cup exploits and joy at watching those games. They look at Celtic involvement in internationals. They discuss the Manager...
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All Change
Hector, Desi, Monty, Richie I am Jolly talk about the last week or so of the utter whatthefuckery that is Glasgow Celtic. The discuss Montys 9 days of Official Mourning for Brendas exit. They discuss Brendans resigning and Dermots rage. They look at The return of Blessed Martin. The consider the...
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Misery loves Company
A packed house discuss the sad state of affairs that is Celtic at present. Hector, NotSoHappyCelticLass, Ralph, Monty and Desi look at where we are, what is coming up and what could be the outcomes over next few weeks and beyond for the Team, Manager, Fans and Board! From The Dundee no-show to…
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Think for a Minute
Etims get together to discuss the recent Board & Celtic Fans Collective Meeting. They look back on how we got this far and look into the future and what may come. They dissect the Minutes and what they say, might say and dont say! There even a shock guest that no-one expected, in fact 2!
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Sliding_Doors_CSC
Ralph & Desi get together to discuss a few Sliding Doors moments recently for Celtic. Could the Braga game have been oh so different if that goal hadnt been chopped off? Could the Braga game have been oh so different if Kaspar wasnt doing some daft twisty thing? Could it be a new dawn for our new...
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Splashdown
Hector, Monty and Desi talk about a very interesting 2 weeks: They look at The Fans recent Meeting and action and the future potential there. They look at The board utter fuckupery. The consider Brendans Press conference and what that may mean for a certain someone or someones. They look at The...
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Board Silly
** Latest Sept 2nd Pod : Reloaded & renamed after naming error ** Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club, The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonder just who if any...
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Good God Almaty!
Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to talk about the shambles that are Celtic at the moment. They ask "Just what the fuck is going on?" and try and find a few answers! They wonder "Are the fans the wean caught between 2 parents heading for a divorce?" Theres Fitbaw talk, Rants, Complaints and…
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Welcome to the 2025-26 Season
Ralph, Hector and Desi with an early introduction to the New Season. They take some time to salute John Clark and John Fallon who passed away recently. They talk about the REAL reason lost the Scottish Cup Final to Aberdeen. Its a shocker| They discuss Hectors love for a Kneecap gig and the…
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Seasons_Endgame
Desi, Hector and Ralph are joined by Karen aka HappyCeltic Lass to discuss the Season that's just been and the Scottish Cup Final coming up. They discuss the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about this Tedius Treble chance Season. They talk about the Womens Team and just where will Celtic take them…
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Tedious_CSC
The Team get together to discuss just how Tedious is it winning all the time? The answer...Celtic fans fucking love Tedium! They also look at the recent Killie and St Johnstone games They discuss the Celtic statement regards Policing at recent Rangers game...and the Green Brigades reaction!..and...
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Consistently_Inconsistent
Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss the consistent Inconsistency of celtics form, or lack of! They discuss the lack of Energy, Tactics, Heart and Attitude in recent games. They discuss the recent Settlement in the Boys Club Abuse cases. They look at the end of the dreadful career of…
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Bazzinga
The Team get together to look back and ahead at all the events impacting Celtic and beyond. They look at The Alan Muir Disaster. They discuss the Bayern Exit. They consider Big Phils sacking and Bazza's impact over by. They talk about This Sundays game and Rangers fans being back and possible...
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How Much is Nawrocki in the Window
Desi, Hector and Monty discuss the latest games and goals along with the joys of Birmingham. They discuss The Transfer Window and the recent comings ( or lack of) and goings, They look at the future games and possibilities coming ahead. Theres even a Bayern Quiz, A Calmac 500 tribute and a...
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kyogone
Etims get together to discuss the highs and lows of a Celtic CL Wednesday. From the wonder of winning that game and qualifying against Young Boys to the "WTF!!" exclamations when the news Kyogo is off to France suddenly appeared 1 hour later. They discuss the prematch shenanigans of Monty getting…
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A_Chat_With_Bobby_Bluebell
Desi chats with Glasgow Music legend and Celtic Fan, Robert Hodgens aka Bobby Bluebell and they cover many a wonderful topic, ranging from: What links Billy McNeil, Picasso and Stalin? Memories of waving the Lisbon Lions Home! Writing a Number One song! Being on Top of the Pops! Playing Golf with...
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Emptihad
Hector, Ralph and Desi get together celebrate a New Year and the same old madness from The Huns. They discuss : The Xmas fixtures The New Years gubbing and wonder what could haver caused it? The bounce back, The deflation for Big Phil at Hibs and Dundee, The Union Bears Shambolic Walkout. The...
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2024_ETims_Awards
Its the Award Show that everyone has been waiting on! Welcome to The Etims Ewards! Categories include Player Manager Goal Game Signing Loan Surprise Deal Winners Performance Fuck-Up Lord Lucan Disappearance Pundits & PundTITS Fashion & Beauty Etims FellowFellowShip Award Celeb Tim Online Tim…
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Magic_Maeda
The Team get together to do League Cup Final Review Hector gets asked how was hospitality at Etims Kings Park Car Park? They look at The Team before hand...no surprises there - AJ fitness issues? What about The Team not turning up...was it a surprise? No Barron for them? They wonder £Has Philip...
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Point_Taken
Hector, Monty and Desi get together post match to discuss the 0-0 game vs Zagreb, Where we shite?, They shite, pitch shite, both shite, everything shite, or was it just one of those CL games? Was it a good point won or a poor 2 points dropped? Are we all happy where we are now in the table and...
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Virtual Schmirchual Charlie Burchill
All the Gang get together to talk all things Celtic. They discuss the Killie win, The Hearts Gubbing and then move onto the Brugge encounter. They consider the performances, the good and the bad. They look at the tactics from both sides. The consider Reality vs Expectations. They talk about the...
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Oh We're Half Way There
Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk about a sensational Week for Celtic. They discuss parking facilities for Etims Listeners at Hampden. They talk about Maeda (again!)..and look at how UEFA see him too! They talk about Kuhns amazing form. They talk about AJs amazing assists. They talk…
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Turned Out Nice Again
Hector, Monty and Desi get on the pod to chat about the great 0-0 Victory(!) against Atalanta. They discuss, the nerves and expectations. Theytalk about the Injury woes, The chat on the surprise line up. The laud the wonderful performances all round and salute the great tactics. They look ahead…
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A Step Up in Class
The team look back at win over Falkirk and look at John McGlynn and his attacking approach. They discusss the impact of having quality subs. They look at the wonder that was the win up in Perth over St Johnstone. They discuss the sensational goals, the wonderful football and the great quality on...
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5_alive
Etims get together to discuss all things Celtic. They discuss the 5 wins & 5 Clean Sheets perfect start.in the SPFL. They almost praise the Board in checking the latest Accounts. They look at the 5 star performance in scoring 5 against Bratislava in the CL opener. They talk in detail about the 5...
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Three_and_Easy
The guys get together to talk about Sundays game and its repercussions. They review Prematch and that great Tifo display They discuss that awkward first 10 minutes. They drill into that offside decision to ruin what was a beautiful goal. They look at the phenomenon that is Daizen Maeda. What a…
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Window_Shopping
An extra special edition tonight where theres so much to discuss. The Start of the season! The Transfer Window! The Ambition of Matt O'Riley ( and the delusion of most of this podcast team!) The Ambition of Brendan vs The Board The Future set up for Celtic Negotiation Team The Champions League…
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New_Seasons_Greetings
The team get together for the first podcast of the new season. They look at items such as: Celts at Euros and CONCAF Rangers ground/steel issues Pre-season..the friendlies at home and in the USA Exits from the Squad and beyond! Entries into the squad ( and lack of!) Flag Day and predictions for…
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E_For_Euros
Desi, Hector and Monty get together just before the Euros24 kicks off to look at : The Cup Final Seasons End Celebrations in the Highlands, irelands and Lowlands The Adam Idan Audition and Whats next? A Celtic Season 23-24 Quiz Wondering how much power does Brendan have at Celtic Park? The Celtic...
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Here_We_Go_Again
Hector, Desi and Monty get together to discuss Last weeks impressive Title winning race across the line! Idah making an Impression at Killie The Party inside the Stadium and out! The brilliant Womens League win They then preview the Cup FInal and consider Tactics Line Ups Predictions The best…
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What is The Etims Show about?
Etims are a bunch of Glasgow Celtic fans talking about Celtic, Fitbaw and everything else that raises interest and more importantly a laugh now and again. May include random dog barking too. Website is www.etims.net
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