PODCAST · comedy
The Experts
by Anthony Cule
Hi! We’re Anthony and Juliette, humble siblings and also experts on everything. Join us as we prove it, with the aid of our trusty random topic generator!
Episodes
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A Vaccine Against Fun
Hello, we’re back as part of our sporadic DREAMS SERIES. This time, we analyse a dream about BEING A PA, and not being happy with your lot. What does it mean?? This was recorded about 4 weeks prior, and then time got on top of me, and then I SNAPPED MY ACHILLES TENDON so forgive the delay. Tweet...
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Dry Your Socks and Get Over It
Hello! In the next episode in this erratic posting schedule we - The Experts (@antcule and @jjcule) - unpick a weird dream about walking through a bog and really get to the nub of it. Of it all. Tweet us @ExpertsPod and keep your eyes peeled for the dream submission form so you can send us your...
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A Long Line of Librarians
The Experts return (that’s Anthony and Juliette Cule - siblings bless’d with expertise) for the second episode of their dream season! By the spin of a wheel they analyse a dream submitted to them, and it takes them down some mighty tangents. They discuss stressful dreaming, dreams of…
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Covid Dreams
We’re back! And now we’re turning the laser focus of our sibling expertise on to the dreams of the nation. It’s been a wild old time of late, and it has made us all have crazy dreams. We’re here to analyse them for you. If you like, you can send us a dream @ExpertsPod on Twitter. There you’ll…
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MUSEUM TUESDAY - Old Royal Naval College
Welcome back! This is a fortnightly thing now for those keeping track. I won’t always be doing Greenwich Museums, I promise. This episode I (Ant - @antok87 on Instagram) visit the Old Royal Naval College in the Royal Borough of Greenwich. And I had a merry old time, as you’ll hear. I learnt a lot...
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MUSEUM TUESDAY! Royal Maritime Museum
Hello! Welcome back! The Experts has now been co-opted into the Museum Tuesday family, and will play host to the #MuseumTuesday Podcast. This is veeeeeeery much an experiment right now. So uh. We’ll see how it goes. Do tweet your thoughts to @expertspod and I’ll try and make it better.
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Doctors
Hello listener!!!!!!!!! We (Experts, the) are back again and this time we’re talking about those saviours of our bodies - Doctors. Are GPs the only kind of doctor? Does the veneration of doctors lead to a more medicalising society? What would we be doctors of? All important questions. All (kind…
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Fax (with Ross McKenzie!)
Welcome again to the hollow nook of Expertise known as Expert’s Hollow Nook; also, The Experts. This week we are joined (deliberately!!!!!) by Ross, and we share all there possibly is to share about fax machines. Who is the biggest purchaser of fax machines? Aren’t they obsolete? What was it like...
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Humidity
Hello Experteers - happy Wednesday! We're back with a brand new chat about that most topical of topics - Humidity. Why does living by the sea make you more humid? What does a dehumidifier do for you? How does humidity affect the Experts' hair? Will there ever be an episode recorded without an...
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Pie
Hello! After a brief and unplanned hiatus, the Experts are back! And this time, they’re talking about pie. Squash pies, soggy bottoms, lidded pies, you name it we talk about it - as long as “it” is pies. Give us a little tweet when you’re done @ExpertsPod
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Home
Hello Experteers! Welcome again to a new episode in which the two intrepid Expert siblings discuss and share their expertise on the very concept of Home. What is Home? Where is Home? Why is Home? Also, Ant's little empassioned speechlet about homelessness seems to have broken the recording. Sorry...
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Window Shopping
Happy Sunday to all! In this week’s episode Juliette is in mourning for her lost Sharpies, and the Experts discuss Window Shopping: does it exist anymore? Is there still value in the high street? What even is it? Enjoy and tweet us @ExpertsPod if u like!
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Employment Search
New year, new us, same level of expertise from The Experts! Welcome to the first episode of 2019! The random topic generator throws us a lovely humdinger of a topic to kick us off - that of the employment search. We discuss how that needs a shake up, what work adds to your life, and what it takes...
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Festive Special
Happy festive period dear listener! On this festive special the experts record LIVE in Ant’s kitchen, and discuss not one but FOUR FESTIVE TOPICS!! So buckle in to your sleighs, give your elves their Yuletide bonuses, grab a mince pie or two and listen in! Thank you for joining us this year, and...
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Electric Toothbrushes
Welcome back dear friends! The Experts this week sneeze, talk of the wonders of electricity, the all-healing powers of keeping your teeth clean, and their deep mistrust of mouth doctors. Tweet us as ever @ExpertsPod
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Which Country Would You Like To Live In?
The Random Topic Generator send us on another philosophical question quest - we ask “Is the RTG feeling alright?” We answer the question it posed with the utmost expertise, of course, and we discuss various countries across the world. Plus! We reveal the accent we might have had had things been...
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If You Only Had One Day Left To Live Where Would You Spend It? (with Mama Cule!!!!!!)
The Expert Siblings Ant and Jul are joined for this immensely reflective subject from their random topic generator by none other than their very own Mum!!! They discuss Legoland, People they love and minced beef. Enjoy!
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Spam
Finally!!! The long-promised Spam episode! Once thought lost, now restored - The Experts Cule tackle that philosophical conundrum, Spam spam meat in a can. What is it? Why is it? Spam.
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College Major (with Ross McKenzie)
We back! We back! After technical hitches (or Elon Musk) denied you an episode last week, your local sibling experts are back, and they’ve brought a guest! With the help of Ross they tackle College Majors, American Universities and Juliette’s sporting achievements.
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Innovation
Surprise!! A new episode for the weekend!! This week your two favourite, qualified experts discuss the slippery topic of innovation: you'll hear about the great innovations of the world, the great innovations of the experts, and about Ant's toaster problem. Tweet us @ExpertsPod dude!
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Call of Duty
An episode in which these two experts discuss the randomly thrust upon them topic of Call of Duty; they discuss video games, war, and the Queen. Many thanks bye!
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Stepping Up To The Plate
Welcome sweet listener! This week The Expert siblings share all there is to know about Stepping Up To The Plate, from its origins to times where they have and have not stepped up themselves. Live! From a park in Angel, hence the traffic noise! Enjoy!!
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Frappuccino
Episode 10 of the new-look old-look Experts, in which the two plucky and knowledgeable siblings share all there is to know on the humble Frappuccino. Tweet us your thoughts @ExpertsPod and plz like and subscribe.
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Bright Future Ahead/Juice
That's right - The Experts are back and it's a DOUBLE HEADER. We share our expertise on not one but two topics to celebrate Juliette's return from Zambia! Here we discuss what it means to have a bright future ahead, and the perils of juice. You can tweet us @ExpertsPod - This is also being...
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Elections
This week Jul is in Zambia and Ant is just in his normal flat, but the Intrepid Experts nonetheless manage to gather around their beloved random topic generator, to discuss the thorny issue of Elections. Enjoy! Please do tweet us @ExpertsPod, and/or find us on Facebook where we are The Experts A...
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Embarrassment
Our fearless Experts expound all they know on embarrassment - sharing tales of embarrassing themselves in front of many people, and embarrassing themselves in front of but one person. Be prepared for a good deal of chat about farting, and a guest appearance from Ross! Tweet us @ExpertsPod, or…
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Tacos (with Rosalind Hewett)
This week The Expert siblings bring an excellent expert guest in the form of Rosalind Hewett! Together they share all they know about tacos, including shout outs to many taco-providing places, and reminisce about that time they all went hunting for a Taco Bell in San Francisco.
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Mind
We, The Expert siblings battle technical difficulties to bring you all their expertise on the subject of ‘Mind’! Among many varied aspects of the word ‘mind’ we briefly discuss the excellent charity mind - who can be found here: https://www.mind.org.uk - We also discuss the play ‘All That’…
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Blackberries (Fruit)
The Experts Live from (a hotel conference room in) Edinburgh!! This week the siblings share all their knowledge on that precious fruit of the British Isles; the Blackberry! Keep an eye out for this week's PANTOPIA - the apocalypse.
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Which Actress Would You Have Dinner With?
Hello! The second ep of the week, you lucky lucky people! On this week’s (as ep 2 was *technically* last week’s) episode, Experts Ant and Jul share their expertise on that all important question, “Which actress would you have dinner with?” Listen for some minor name dropping, and some...
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The Pursuit of Happiness
A Sunday Special (because Ant was away and couldn’t publish in time..!) In this sweet sweet ep the siblings share all the expertise there is on the Pursuit of Happiness. Listen! Like! Subscribe! And tweet us @ExpertsPod
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Persuasive Speaking
The Experts are back! And as per the original format, are dousing you, the listener, with their, The Experts, knowledge on a random topic, as generated by... a random topic generator. This week, The Experts let you in on some of their tips as to how they speak so persuasively....
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Hi! We’re Anthony and Juliette, humble siblings and also experts on everything. Join us as we prove it, with the aid of our trusty random topic generator!
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