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The Factitious Podcast

by Chris & Ben

Intriguing stories and facts that may or may not be factitious, and jokes that may or may not be too far!New episodes every Monday

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Episodes

  1. Episode 35 - Mega-Dildo

    Content: Walker's Euro Crisps ~ Sex Toy Laws ~ Evel Knievel ~ Blumpkin ~ Roller Coaster Commute ~ Stand vs Sit to Wipe

  2. Episode 34 - On The Subject Of Women

    Content: What Women Want ~ Women Drivers ~ Ladettes ~ Birthday Sex Jar ~ Duvet Wrestling ~ End of the World ~ Zombie Survival

  3. Episode 33 - Prisonopoly

    Content: The Kirk Douglas Theme Tune ~ Female Taxi Drivers ~ Space Reservoir ~ Guess the Theme Tune ~ Inappropriate Times to Crack a Beer ~ Jurassic Park: The Wedding

  4. Episode 32 - The Depressing Truth About Whales

    Content: Sexual Roller Coaster Experience ~ Willy-Eades ~ Madonna Kebab ~ How Whales Die ~ What They SHOULD Teach in Schools!

  5. Episode 31 - Bigger Jugs

    Content: Penis Removal ~ Adult Parks ~ Do Women Poo? ~ Zombie Ghost ~ 90's Kids TV ~ Penis of the Caribbean

  6. Episode 30 - Lesbian Babymaker

    Content: Can Men & Women Just be Friends? ~ How Lesbians Work ~ OnlyFans ~ Jizz Sock ~ Text vs Phone

  7. Episode 29 - Birthday Bum

    Content: Birth Defects ~ Holiday Hell ~ Dad Jokes ~ Wank Hobbies ~ More Australia Bashing!

  8. Episode 28 - The Odd Thing About Pizza

    Content: Speaking to Animals ~ Calorie Free Bacon ~ Best & Worst Potatoes ~ Chubby Jesus ~ Bill Nye: Science Guy ~ Pizza Shapes ~ Desert Island Sex

  9. Episode 27 - The Feminist Special

    Content: Atomic Cock Punch ~ Flying Cabbage ~ Masculine/Feminine Chocolate Bars ~ Interspecies Intercourse ~ Sexual Harassment ~ The Muffin Man

  10. Episode 26 - Naked Olympics

    Content: The Sexiest Pokemon ~ The World-Changer ~ Survival Tips ~ McMoney ~ Dating Profiles

  11. Episode 25 - The Naked Special

    Content: Eating Dirt ~ Ninja Clowns ~ Xbox Smuggling ~ Hippo Taming ~ Prison Life ~ Coloured Intrigued

  12. Episode 24 - Sandcastle vs Wave

    Content: Daddy's Little Secret ~ Involuntary Streaking ~ Cocaine Superfood ~ 3D Interactive Porn ~ Sponsored Beer-a-thon ~ 3-Legged Deathmatch ~ Burning £30,000,000

  13. Episode 23 - Bathtub Shitter

    Content: Cooking up the Cure for Cancer ~ Misshandling Miners ~ Fighting Deaf People ~ Naked Friday ~ Dream Toilet ~ Twat-Nav

  14. Episode 22 - Veintidós

    Content: Midget Jousting ~ Pringles Tube Coffin ~ Hide the Banana ~ Moshpit Mishap ~ Stripper or Hooker? ~ Pray for Brendan Fraser

  15. Episode 21 - Brutal Jokes!

    Content: Savage Chat-Up Lines ~ Eades Syndrome ~ Pube Wig ~ The Rape Game ~ Lego Titanic ~ Emo Grass ~ Snow Porn

  16. Episode 20 - Illegal Ice Cream

    Content - The Curry Bhaji Challenge ~ Life Goals ~ Millenial Biscuits ~ Rhino Diarrhea ~ Fun House ~ Supermarket Sweep

  17. Episode 19 - Australia

    Content: Gypsy Island ~ Sex Doll Maids ~ Sex with Mum ~ Angel Pubes ~ Mannequin Dad ~ Evolution of the Walkman ~ Going Down in History

  18. Episode 18 - Public Toilet Etiquette

    Content: Bank Robbery Blowjob ~ Saturday Morning Porn ~ Honest Love Hearts ~ Dream House ~ Black Market Cola ~ Reformed Ham

  19. Episode 17 - The Gentlemen's Guild

    Content: Secret Societies ~ Klassic Kids Klub ~ Koala Crime Scene ~ Spider-Wasp ~ Bacon Cereal ~ Wine Box

  20. Episode 16 - Fanny Condiments

    Content: Girl Scout Murdering Jamboree ~ Products for MEN! ~ IKEA Baby ~ The All Beer Diet ~ Bacon vs Chocolate Cake ~ Medicinal Ketchup ~ Sandwich Wars Continued!

  21. Episode 15 - IT'S CHRISTMASSSS!!!!!!

    Content: Christmas Dinner ~ Christmas Cards ~ Christmas Presents ~ Christmas Traditions ~ Christmas Films ~ Christmas Chocolates

  22. Episode 14 - Sandwich Wars

    Content: Pizza Etiquette ~ Zombie Ants ~ Conjoined Sex Doll ~ Jam Wrestling ~ The Perfect Pot Noodle ~ Jurrassic Park Sex Scene

  23. Episode 13 - A Map to the G-Spot

    Content: Korma Ice Cream ~ Beaver Munching ~ How to Win the Lottery ~ Marmite Deodorante ~ Bum Wiping Technique

  24. Episode 12 - Danny DeVito: Corpse Barber

    Content List: Dog Food Pie ~ Stressed dessertS ~ A Celebrated Alcoholic ~ Life or Death Dancing ~ Bourbon Tower ~ Pilgrim Bog Roll ~ Secret Spunk Letters

  25. Episode 11 - Schindler's List: The Musical

    Content: Funeral Pie ~ Train Etiquette ~ Drunk Sports ~ Pornstar Names ~ The Queen's Cock

  26. Episode 10 - Reverse Viagra

    Content: Massive Clit or Tiny Penis? ~ Anal Bleaching ~ Fucking the Queen ~ Injecta Pussy ~ Badger Muncher ~ Crocodile Deathmatch

  27. Episode 9 - November Rain Lap Dance

    Content: Niche Quiche ~ Boozing in the Womb ~ Lethal Injection ~ Deaf vs Blind ~ The Meow Muff Diver ~ Pelvic Massage ~ Spaghetti Leg

  28. Episode 8 - Spider Goat

    Content: Stan Lee Lawsuit ~ Britain's NOT Got Talent ~ Jam Rag ~ Monkey Butler ~ Inconvenient Conveniences

  29. Episode 7 - Thunder Star

    Content: Twix Trap ~ Stealing Bibles ~ Lord of the Rings 4 ~ Gladiator Wanking ~ Pokemon Patronus ~ Gargling Vinegar

  30. Episode 6 - Extreme Cabbaging

    Content: Embarrassing Boner Issue ~ Re-Enacting the Somme ~ Godzilla: King of the Apes! ~ T-Rex vs 20 Lions ~ Rabbit Attack

  31. Episode 5 - Teddy Bears' Picnic

    Content: Third Ear ~ White Dog Poo ~ Evil Twin Shenanigans ~ Tangfastic Fanny ~ Circus Acts

  32. Episode 4 - Trampoline Sex

    Content: Stump Double ~Indian Call Centres ~ Sex Crying ~ Fuckable Foods ~ Toilet Paper Alternative ~ Hand-icapped ~ Whipping Tom ~ Kinder Surprise ~ R.I.P Sean Connery

  33. Episode 3 - Kellogg's Crunchy Nuthouse

    Content: Pie of the Week ~ Boobs ~ Lightsaber Tennis ~ Marzipan Walker's ~ Orgasmic Moist-Maker ~ Conjoined Penis

  34. Episode 2 - Surprise Pies

    Content: Chub Club ~ Surprise Pies ~ Woolworths 2: The Return of Woolworths! ~ Sweaty Bra Money ~ Twin Death Coincidence ~ UN-Super Powers ~ Dolphin Haircut

  35. Episode 1 - Penis Fencing

    Content: Near Death Experience ~ Honerable Mentions (for the podcast name) ~ The Unluckiest Lucky Man in the World ~ Choose Your Lactation ~ Penis Fencing ~ Rudest Animal ~ Otter Fighting ~ Sexual Co-Workers

  36. Factitious - PILOT

    Content: Podcast Names ~ Eastern European Women ~ Miracle Mike ~ Female Taxi Drivers ~ Tipping ~ TV and Film Recommendations

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Intriguing stories and facts that may or may not be factitious, and jokes that may or may not be too far!New episodes every Monday

HOSTED BY

Chris & Ben

CATEGORIES

comedy

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How many episodes does The Factitious Podcast have?

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What is The Factitious Podcast about?

Intriguing stories and facts that may or may not be factitious, and jokes that may or may not be too far!New episodes every Monday

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The Factitious Podcast has 36 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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The Factitious Podcast is created and hosted by Chris & Ben.
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