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The Fast 44
by The Fast 44
The Fast 44 (the podcast formerly known as The Loft) is the fastest 44-ish minutes in podcasting, covering any and all topics of interest while dispensing plenty of unqualified opinions.
Episodes
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Illegal Fur-Bearers, Southern Belles, and How to Not Let Alexa Catch you Cheating
Join Nick, Will, and Josh for a discussion about football, southern dating, and Nick’s plans if he controlled the Gates of Heaven. Get ready for a fur-filled folly in North Dakota as the state makes its first appearance on Loft News. To bring it home, the guys discuss how not to get caught…
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Mail Order Drugs, Busch's Employees, and an Axe in a Big Mac Fight
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the important topics of the week. Hunter Biden's back up to his usual juvenile hijinks, that little rascal. In other news, a violent axe wielder demolishes a New York City MacDonalds, and some poor old lady found 55 batteries in her stomach. Ouch!…
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We're Back Baby! The Beginning of the Next Greatest Thing
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they dust off the ol' Wacky World sounder: three stories of zany proportions! Have you or someone you love been scammed into buying a fake super bowl ring? Well Nick has. And as if we don't focus on him enough, we quiz nick on his time in New York on the Greg Gutfeld...
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Artificial Intelligence, Where are we Going? With Special Guest Dr. John Seiffertt
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the mystical world of hard computer programming. Dr. John Seiffertt, recent hire for Hillsdale College joins the show to talk with the guys about Smart Robots. What is Artificial Intelligence? Should we expect to one day be serving our A.I. overlords? Can...
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The Indomitable Yoko Ono: Destroyer of Bands
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss birthday parties and the consequential violence that ensues. Listen to the ever-prevalent Yoko Ono and her tasteful vocals. Everyone loves the woman, even in spite of her breaking up the Beatles. Finally, they discuss the newest corporate scam. Millions…
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Metaverse Trials: Dystopia is Approaching!
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the newest airline to avoid. There's always something going on up in the sky, maybe we should look at other modes of travel... The New York Housing Commission's up to some stuff, mostly not what they've been asked to do. They guys examine Zuckerberg's...
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Drag Queen Bootcamp and Russian War Crimes
Join Nick, Will and Josh as they discuss the new and exciting Drag Queen Bootcamp! Hosted at the Seattle Museum of Pop Culture, you can send your boy to learn how to look like a girl! In other news, a local rap legend is fatally shot, but fret not! He gets one more night upright on the stage....
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Will Smith: a Saint Among Sinners, Joe Buck and his move to ESPN, and the Winning of a Bride
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the latest in Hollywood news. The great men and women who are our greatest examples will astound you with their excellent behavior! They're called entertainers for a reason. Following this, Nick rants about Joe Buck, arguably the worst sports announcer in...
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The Return of Hussein Oogaboogaloo, Some Fun Facts, and Eating People, I Guess..
Join Will and Josh as they bring to you a refined collection of interesting facts, scoured from the edges of the internet, for your delightful consumption. Pray for Nick and Co-Sports-Anchor Christian Peck-Demmit as they are serving as prisoners/sports journalists for the Captain's basketball…
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Ukrainian Mothers, Internet A-Team, and Special Guest Host, Quinn Calhour!
Join Nick and Will, joined by Quinn Calhour while Josh is away supporting the troops in Ukraine, as they discuss the situation of returning P.O.W.’s to their mothers. Feel free to post your problems to the internet, and they may someday wind up on our internet A-Team, where we find random…
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The Great Charger Chopped Scandal, the Wisdom of Joy Behar, and a House Destroying Birthday Bash
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the most atrocious scandal in American History, taking place at Hillsdale college. Also hear from the great sage Joy Behar, bless her soul, on her ideas about the effects of the war on Ukraine. Finally hear Will and Nick almost get into fisticuffs over...
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Nutty Professors, World's Best National Anthems, and Some Skete-Kanye Drama
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they talk about the calvinist grading scale, and the benefits of tenure. Tune in to some of the best national anthems the guys could find on the web! Finally, update yourself on the latest and greatest Hollywood Drama. This time, Kim Kardashian breaks Kanye's heart as...
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More Crazy People on Planes, Card Counting, and Calls from People on the Crack Crisis
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the latest in mid-air breakdowns. Following is a very special presentation on the suave underground of Black Jack Card Counting. Bound to get you kicked out of casinos across the nation, learn about this interesting skill and surrounding dangers. Finally,...
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Drug Dealing Government, Little Kim in the High Chair, and a Serious Steak Shortage
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss new legislature regarding free crack pipes and legally-sold heroine. Engage your brain with titillating conversation about Kim Jung Un and his recent appointment to chair of the denuclearization summit, and his subsequent testing of Inter-Continental...
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Russian Investigations, the Boycotting of Spotify, and Blonde or Not!
Join Nick Will and Josh as they delve into the archives of Russia's greatest, gathering intel for the upcoming war. Play along with the guys as they introduce a new quiz. Once the quote is read, guess whether a blonde said it or not. Don't worry it's not offensive to blondes because there's…
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The Trial of Food ASMR, the Rising of Old Music, and a Turned Cruise Ship
Join The Guys as they preside over the trial of Food ASMR. Is it a pleasure to be allowed to be enjoyed privately, or a heinous crime against the nature of man? Also we examine the trends of music streaming wherein the music of our parents are coming back to take over the new music of the day....
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The Lost Boeing, Dolphins With Lasers, and a Two-Million Dollar Kill House
Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the new Israeli naval tactics, and break to you the important news. Joining the show is friend of the show Quinn to talk about the Lost Malaysian Flight, and some new developments. Finishing up with good old Wacky World, we learn about a bougie…
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Christmas Break Episode #4
In this episode of The Loft, the boys take on the policies of Taliban run Afghanistan, speak to a caller stranded on I 95, and play the must see Florida Man Quiz.
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Christmas Break Special #3
In the third Christmas Break Special, the gang takes on the latest in catfishing technology, the best (or worst) or Reddit, and whether or not it is socially acceptable to like Call Me Maybe.
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Christmas Break Special #2
In the second Christmas Break episode, The Loft discusses new developments in the world of UFO's, the pettiest reasons people have ended relationships, and a treasure hunter behind bars.
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Christmas Break Special #1
The Loft breaks down the most insane restaurant review of all time from the most insane restaurant of all time and brings you the latest expert testimony from the Alec Baldwin shooting on the set of Rust.
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The Loft Season 4 Christmas Special!
Join Rachel and the Guys as they cozy up by the fire to chat with friend of the show Alaura Gage. They discuss holiday travel and the many interesting people you can meet along the way. They provide an interesting perspective on the theory of human experience as movie scenes, and portray through...
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Sausage Vending Machines, Keeping Up with Alec Baldwin, and the Heroic UPS Holiday Deliverymen
Join Rachel and the Guys as they discuss the oncoming alien invasion, a cow running away (Coincidence? I think not), and some new government technology involving delicious German sausages. Listen in to get up to date with the Alec Baldwin case, and learn about a new frontier, and your potential…
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A Man on Fire, a Birthing Story – Shot on a Ring Doorbell, and Mariah Falling on Hard Times
Join Rachel and the Guys as they discuss the properties of combustion of the name brand hand sanitizer Germ-X in relation to it being slathered on human skin. Also on the docket is a mother happy to have a video of the miracle of life from the little box next to her front door. Finally, they…
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Four-legged Whales, the World’s Largest Spud, and a Stroll Through Wikipedia
Join Rachel and the Guys as they discuss the subtle science of complete guesswork (a.k.a. studying dinosaurs), another big vegetable, and bratty middle-aged children. Hear from the Hillsdale Grounds crew, and finally a quick jaunt through the treasure trove that is Wikipedia. If you want to know...
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Just Missing Your Search Party’s Call, R/NewSegment, and the Return of Florida Man!
Join the gang as they tell you why you should pick up calls from unknown contacts, the world’s largest pumpkin, and the intricacies of New Zealand Wizards. Will shows some initiative in his first season bringing in a segment about the various Reddit pages. Learn about how to make a skateboard…
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A Visit From Khaleeb the Magnificent
Join the Loft crew as they discuss more wacky news stories and welcome a mystical visitor from the far east.
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The Great Chicken Heist, Larry King and His Wives, and the Civilian Space Launch
Join Rachel and the Guys as they walk through the new ways people are smoking weed, how to avoid a crazed axe murderer, and the death of a giant, Norm Macdonald. Also tune in for the Return of the Florida Man quiz! Play along and see if you can beat the hosts in a game where no one wins and the...
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Weed Engineers, The Death of a Comic, and the Return of the Florida Man!
Join Rachel and the Guys as they walk through the new ways people are smoking weed, how to avoid a crazed axe murderer, and the death of a giant, Norm Macdonald. Also tune in for the Return of the Florida Man quiz! Play along and see if you can beat the hosts in a game where no one wins and the...
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Extended Interview With Babylon Bee Editor in Chief, Kyle Mann!
Listen to the full long-form interview as Rachel and the guys talk to Kyle Mann about his favorite Marvel movies, his comedic inspirations, and his pathway to becoming Editor Chief of the hit satire site Babylon Bee! Listen to us on our various podcasting sites, or live in the Hillsdale area on...
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The Fast 44 (the podcast formerly known as The Loft) is the fastest 44-ish minutes in podcasting, covering any and all topics of interest while dispensing plenty of unqualified opinions.
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