The Fast 5 Minute Podcast
by Stone & Gard
Stone and Gard are two best friends who don’t know a thing about cars, but know a whole lot about movies. Stone knows he likes the Fast and Furious franchise, Gard… is on the fence. After arguing about the film’s ad nauseum, the two decided to put things to the test once and for all, and to take you along for the ride. Join weekly as they watch the Fast and Furious movies in 5 minute segments and dissect that week’s five minutes over the course of a half hour. It’s probably the worst way to watch a movie ever conceived, but hey, we like to live our lives a quarter mile at a time.Hey! Want tweets as Fast and Furious, (and weird), as this podcast? Follow our socials.https://linktr.ee/TheFast5Pod
Episodes
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Dom is in the Fun Alley S2E20
We did it. Can you believe it? Three whole seasons. So many memories. Today in the Fun Alley the boys talk how the DK name works, Formula 1, horses and how dumb they are, stuff they have done since last Dom, and the return of the big bald man himself, Dominic Torretto. Vin Diesel AKA Gards real…
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Car Wrestling Down a Hill S3E18
This is the final drift battel. Who will win? Shaun or the Drift King? Also the bois also talk Formula 1, take a look back at the last few movies and get excited for the finaly next week.
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Buff Job of the Century S3E18
The bois talk about engine swaps, car tweaking and we even get a lil racing.
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Let's Settle This With A Race S3E17
This week the bois talk about F1, punk shows, Mac Miller and The Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift. Shaun gets some cash, challenges DK, and some keys are tossed
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Han Dies S3E16
After summer break round 2 the bois are back and Han is dead. They talk NASCAR, F1, Weddings, and waves of all races.
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The Great Tokyo Drift Chase S3E15
Something exciting happens but it is very dumb. The bois watch the great Tokyo drip chase of '06 and talk all about it.
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Japanese Monsters S3E14
This week the bois have a boring 5 minutes to work with so Gard talks about something slightly related. Go to our Instagram or Twitter so take part in a very important poll.
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DK Beatdown S3E13
Don't worry, the bois are back and they are ready to talk about this dumb movie The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Is it done yet? Please let it be over. Also shout out to Travis.
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bama_boy enters the chat S3E12
Sean learns to drift, wins a drift, runs away, and goes on a date all in 5 minutes of Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
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Han Drifts to Smash Chicks S3E11
You ever want to smash so bad that you do some donuts in the middle of the street. Well Han has. The bois talk about this, F1 and a whole bunch more this week!
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Dock Driftin S3E10
The night out at the club gets weirder and also Shaun does some dock driftin. The bois also talk Pride, F1, and Cats. Also Stone got married so send him any car related wedding gift you want.
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Club Inception (Clubception) S3E9
We may no longer be in Miami, but that doesn't mean we can't hit some clubs. The Bois talk about the Monaco Grand Prix, the Indianapolis 500 and what is important enough for them to race for. Also the club has a club in its club. Wild stuff.
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Lots of Nip Talk S3E8
The bois talk all about Shaun's nips and the the breasts of a sumo wrestler. Its a fun one so hop on in!
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Tokyo Drift: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow S3E7
The drift battle continues and Shaun does not win. Also Stone teached Gard about Wankel Engines and all about suck squeeze bang and blow.
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Drift Battle with the Yakuza S3E6
The boys talk bout F1, their future trip that they have already been on to Nashville, a drift battle with the yakuza and Stone tells a fun story. All that and more on this episode of The Fast 5 Minute Podcast (Fast and the Furious): Tokyo Drift - The Podcast.
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Tokyo Drift (Fast & Furious): The Song S3E5
This week the boys discuss Tokyo Drift (Fast & Furious) by Teriyaki Boyz and its many remixes. A few of Stone's favorites are by Rich Brian and bbno$. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnSWx5_3W7M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWq-IUBmDGo Should Stone and Gard do a rap? Let Gard know if you want…
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Stone Gets Cancelled S3E4
The bois talk about Shaun's first day of school and Stone plays a daring game of "Guess That Ethnicity", Also Shad AKA Twinkie tries to sell some stuff.
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Stone and Gard Hit The Road! S2E3
Stone and Gard go to Long Beach to the Acura Grand Prix of Long Beach and they talk all about it. Also Shaun makes his way over to Tokyo after some questionable legal counsel to find his Dad doing bad parent stuff.
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BAWITDABA S3E2
Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie And this is for the questions that don't have an answer The midnight glances And the topless dancers The can of freaks Cars...
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Lets Go Fighting Ducks! S3E1
The boys are back and watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. This week they take a look at what is was like to go to high school in 2006 if everyone was 25 and football QB wanted to kick you butt.
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Season Two Finale! S2E20
We did it. Its over. Finally.
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It’s Barstow Baby! S2E19
Join the guys for the penultimate episode of season 2 as they break down the intricacies of Verone and the FBI’s plans… spoiler alert, neither of them are great! Will this movie ever have a climax? Will something exciting happen the guys can enjoy? Jump on in and find out!
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT S2E18
We teased it, you read it in the title, and you’ve been waiting. Tune in this week to hear possibly the biggest news in Fast 5 history! Oh, and there’s also a podcast this week. Join Gard and Stone as they recover from the news to tell you all about a daring heist, a certain Spanish-named...
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A Garage with Infinite Possibilities S2E17
Return alert! Finally, our favorite character has arrived back on the scene in 2 Fast 2 Furious. We’ve had to wait for him for quite a while, but oh is the pay off worth it. Join Stone and Gard as they welcome back our long awaited hero, as well as break down a series of Brian and Roman relate…
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I’m Not Going Back to Jail S2E16
Well, if you’ve been waiting to hear Gard and Stone describe in great, (and hilarious,) detail a Fast and Furious high speed chase, then wait no more! The guys break down some incredibly sized walkie talkies and then get into the action, starting off a two episode arc of car chases and high…
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No One’s Calling This Off But Me S2E15
Join Roman and Brian this episode as their lives are threatened by a power crazed maniac and the guys discuss exactly what they would do presented with the option of jail or… other stuff. Jump in after wards to take a strange tour of Miami, ranging from a scenic abandoned sea food store, all the...
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House Boat B and E S2E14
The guys get rowdy in this one. Drop in for some hardcore Spierman spoilers and then stick around for some analysis on what exactly goes down during a boat break and enter. Oh, and I hope you’re in the mood for a long, linger smooch that came out of no where. Stone and Gard are mostly floating...
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A Bucket, a Blowtorch, and a Rat S2E13
Hope you’re ready to get dark. The guys dive headfirst into this one with some, “enhanced interrogation,” as Verone looks to call some favors in a very aggressive way. Our villain isn’t satiated with just torture though, he’s ready to do some loving too. Join Gard and Stone on a pretty weird one...
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Guess That Torture! S2E12
Break out your pirate shirt and get down. We are living it up in this Miami club. The chairs are way cool and the all the lights are on.
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Fuck Boi Mozart S2E11
It’s racing time! Brian and Roman start off their night right with a little drag racing before hitting the clubs, and our guys Gard and Stone are right there with them. The boys need some cars and luckily they know how to use their NOS. The real star steals the show at the end though, stick…
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Getting Thick Quick S2E10
Brian has some...interesting rhymes in this one. Jump in with the guys as the discuss whos flipping, and just who is tappin’ who, this episode is a little juicy. Brian and Rome get back to their roots in this episode, which is to say they do quite a bit of fighting with each other, but there’s…
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A Very Copacetic Episode S2E9
In this episode the guys take a look at the coolest mechanic shop in all of Miami.
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Is Roman Sorta Dumb? S2E8
Good news fans! The terrible, long wait to see what is in the envelope is over, and the answer will, well, not blow your mind, but at least solve the riddle? Join Stone and Gard as they race down the highway with Roman and Brian before mixing it up with the boss at his place. Oh, and what’s on…
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2 Fast 2 Furious: Death on the Highway S2E7
Hope you like boats! This episode is jam packed with them, just none actually in the water. Join the boys as they witness the first horrific death of the second movie, and another one… and another one. This episode is absolutely wild and Stone and Gard will guide you through the entire thing.…
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Smashmouth Vs. Bowling Dads S2E6
The guys have some fun with this one. Come along with Stone and Gard as they try and piss off Stone’s brother, and discuss power rankings for the upcoming rat race Brian and Roman are about to compete in. Stone gives us an F1 update that totally wasn’t requested by Gard just for a bit, and… is…
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2 Gard Gets 2 Furious S2E5
Now that everyone's favorite returning character, Agent Blinkins, is back it's time to put a dream team together. 2 ex cons who have a decent knowledge of cars is all this FBI team needs to crack the case. Stone also talks about F1, geography and Tammy and the T-rex. This one gets a bit weird.
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A Long Anticipated Return S2E4
That’s right, this week features the return of the character you’ve all been waiting for. Where has he been? What does he want now? Questions all answered in satisfying detail in this week’s episode of the Fast 5 Minute Podcast. Join Stone and Gard as they try and sus out the plot of this movie,...
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Tej’s Surprise S2E3
I hope you stayed buckled since last week, because the boys are still racing! Join Stone and Gard as they race along with Bullet, Orange Julius, Suki, and Flap Jack, (actual names), and see what exactly Tej means when he says he has a big surprise on the way. What is Tej’s surprise? We promise...
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Kick It A Nickel S2E2
Get ready to come along with the boys in a very special moment in Fast and Furious History. Without spoiling too much, there might be a turn during a race. Stone and Gard sit down to discuss this, as well as the details of just how much space Ludacris really has in that jumpsuit. Oh and if you’re...
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An All Time of the Night S02E01
The boys are back! Join 2 Stone and 2 Gard as they jump into 2 Fast 2 Furious. This week they take a look at an all new colorful cast of racers, are introduced to Tej played by the one and only Ludacris, and are reunited with the prettiest racer of them all, Brian O'Connor. It feels good to be back!
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Season Finale with The Most Podcast! S01E20
The boys are joined by Rooster Teeth alum Andrew Rosas and Drew Saplin this week to help break down the wild last episode of season one! Don’t worry, The Most guys fit in quickly, with a tangent on BBQ, a shout out to this week's sponsor directly, and a nice little game of Would Stone Wear That…
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A Daytime Murder S01E19
Spoiler alert for all of Fast and Furious, Brian’s a cop! The gang finally reunites after a night apart and the boys discuss just exactly what entails a murder in broad daylight. Come along for the ride as we, maybe? Find out what happens to Jesse and we definitely find out what happens to Johnny...
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Dom Gets Furious S01E18
Dom becomes the most Furious we have ever seen. Also Stone talks Formula 1 and Gard get pretty Furious himself.
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Introducing Special Guest Officer Doug! S01E17
That’s right! This week the guys break down The Fast and Furious from the view point of a police officer! Officer Doug joins the podcast as our very first special guest to let us know if a certain speed gets you pulled over, if we can invite murders on the podcast, and just how do cops like their...
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Does Mia Know Brian is a Cop?? S01E16
Is Brian a cop? Does Dom know Brian is a cop? Welcome to the week of answers!.. Kind of. This week the boys dive deep into some new realities as Brian lays it all on the line in love of family. Join Stone and Gard as they discuss raves, tent locations, and the efficiency of trash can fires. Oh…
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RACE WARS S01E15
Things get controversial this week but not in the way you might think. Join Stone and Gard as they discuss the implications of what race wars mean in a Fast and Furious movie, and do a little gambling on the side. Oh, and buckle up everyone. Introducing the newest special segment to The Fast 5…
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More Than You Can Afford, Pal S01E14
Need a refreshing cool down after the excitement of last week’s F9 Special? So do the boys! Join Gard and Stone for some relaxing post Fourth of July Fun as they discuss the merits of Ferrari’s vs. Supra’s, and the benefit of putting single shrimps in their own separate containers. Get mad along...
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F9: A Very Special Episode
What more can we say? This week the boys sat down to record a special ad, a special game, and some special reviews for F9. Join Stone and Gard for what promises to be a breakdown of epic proportions in this nearly two hour special episode. Spoiler alert, they didn’t hold back. Vin Diesel and the...
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Lover or Fighter… Or undercover agent? S01E13
Ever wonder what a secret police raid done perfectly looks like? Well keep wondering! Stone and Gard take a questioning look at the Fast and Furious’ execution of what is questionable police work at best. The good news? The writers sure know how to get a saucy love scene write. Let’s see what...
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900 Detroit Horses S01E12
Well friends, it’s time to get emotional on the podcast. Please join us for the first truly heart wrenching Fast and Furious scene, as Dom reveals to us just exactly why he’s never driven his signature car… and then join in for some wacky fun on a date afterwards to cleanse the palate! Oh and do...
About this show
Stone and Gard are two best friends who don’t know a thing about cars, but know a whole lot about movies. Stone knows he likes the Fast and Furious franchise, Gard… is on the fence. After arguing about the film’s ad nauseum, the two decided to put things to the test once and for all, and to take you along for the ride. Join weekly as they watch the Fast and Furious movies in 5 minute segments and dissect that week’s five minutes over the course of a half hour. It’s probably the worst way to watch a movie ever conceived, but hey, we like to live our lives a quarter mile at a time.Hey! Want tweets as Fast and Furious, (and weird), as this podcast? Follow our socials.https://linktr.ee/TheFast5Pod
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