The Feast is Life

Update -- FIXED AUDIO I SWEAR BONUS! Please enjoy the full podfic of the Jones BBQ and Foot Massage AU, a twisted -- but delishitable -- brainchild birthed during RDC7.   

EXCLUSIVE! Special guest!!! (ALSO FIXED AUDIO AND ADDED SOUND EFFECTS!) Fannibal celebrity Winston/Winston's Dad is on the Feast is Life for a raw, in-depth interview! That's right, folks -- the legend, the ICON, the WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER of RDC7's costume contest, cardboard ladder engineer and poet WINSTON bares it all at the Feast is Life studios, giving us exclusive access to juicy behind-the-scenes cosplay contest content. Gather 'round, fannibals, and hear the story of how a man with a cardboard ladder, a poem, and a heart of gold full of big dick energy conquered the stage at RDC7 and called Will Graham a whore in front of HUGH DANCY. 

The delishitable second installment of Dream and DB's Red Dragon Con 7 special coverage! Hear all about how otherworldly powers influenced their photo op pose, the radical thriving of trans fannibals, and the origin story of the most epic and audacious Hannigram AU fic ever written. 

Come one, come all to our table, where the Feast is Life is pouring cups of steaming hot Red Dragon Con 7 tea! In part 1 of our 2-part exclusive Red Dragon Con Coverage, we have audio recorded in London detailing our adventures, including a face-to-face meeting with Hugh Dancy, where Dream was doing shots with her tits hanging out. If that doesn't get you to listen, I don't know what will! 

DB and Dream wind themselves up about Red Dragon Con 7 July 4th-6th in London! Watch them go! Special RDC survival tips from Mercedes, and the story of how DB met a real Lithuanian person. 

Welcome to tonight's debate. Now, I want a bad, dirty fight! DB and Dream stage their presidential campaign-style discussion on the age-old fandom question: Who's on top in the ship? Special guest Seren will moderate this shitshow since everyone knows Americans don't know how to debate real issues without mudslinging and talking over each other. **(disclaimer)** This is satire, so listen to the whole episode before you go ballistic and cancel us! 

Serial killer names: Charlie. Ed. Ed. Ted. Richard... BORING! Y'know what's a kickass name? HANNIBAL. Why did Thomas Harris name our beloved Hanni as he did? And what other famous people and places share this demonically graceful name? Explore the origins of the name with DB and Dream as they travel back in time to the Carthaginian empire and end up in Hannibal, Missouri, at a creepy-ass wax museum. Or perhaps... the simplest explanation is the most likely... it fucking rhymes...

Kate Bridal of the hit TikTok series "Living with Lecter" and DB Mars hosted a January 20th live stream in honor of Hannibal Lecter's recorded birthday to read his birth star chart according to the "high quality" free website Cafe Astrology. It's the Age of Cannibal Aquarius, baby! How accurate could this Cafe Astrology star chart be? Well... let's just say it warns against love at first sight! This bonus episode is the cleaned-up audio from the livestream and guaranteed to make you want to read your own Hannibal Horoscope and learn all about this cannibalistic cusper! 

IAN W. has known DB since they were 16. Ian R. has been married to dream for a decade.   What do these two Ians think about NBC’s Hannibal and the Fannibals they love but whose sanity they question? What will the Council of Ians rule about Hannigram??? Tune in hear all the Tea as two ians get the Freddie Louds tattlecrime treatment! Are they ready to be grilled and eaten by two cannibal-loving cuties? There’s only one way to find out find out!

This exclusive Chilton love-fest features a very special guest -- Felix Fanfaron Fern, host of the Fate and Circumstance podcast (where his Hannibal virgin friends watch the show with him) and certified sexy British accent-haver. Why do we love this dumbass bitch who never learns? What major changes did Bryan Fuller make to the character in collaboration with Raul Esparza to make him loveable vs. a smarmy jerk like in the movies? Looking back, what does Raul have to say about playing Dr. Frederick Chilton? All this and more in this very special episode!

We have a between-meal treat for you! Enjoy this little taster of the Fate and Circumstance Podcast, hosted by Felix Fanfaron Fern, a hyperfixated Hannibal nerd, who is rewatching his favorite series with two Hannibal virgins, Shaira and Melisa. When we first heard of F&T Dream and I were scared because Felix and co. have adorable and sexy British accents and are funny as hell. But our Midwestern lady hearts won out and we digitally brought over a pan of scotcheroos to their doorstep. And the rest is history. WE LOVE THEM SO MUCH!! Please give the show a try and if you like, head on over to their feed and binge binge binge! You can find Fate & Circumstance anywhere fine podcasts are available. 

(Version 2.0, Audio Fixed!) The theremin. A weird ass sci-fi sounding musical instrument invented by accident in the early 20th century by a guy who would later be kidnapped by the KGB and forced to work as their resident mad scientist. Known for goofy 1950s sci-fi soundtracks, how the hell does classical music loving fancy ass Hannibal Lecter who doesn't own a TV and can barely use an iPad master this technological marvel? And, most importantly, WHY? Join DB and Dream as they deep dive into the history and influence of the theremin and investigate the appeal to everybody's favorite cannibal babygurl. 

DB and Dream feast upon all the delicious food we've been served lately -- Hugh and Mads reunion panels at Fan Expo Dallas and Fan Expo Boston (where, at last, we had the greatest panel host ever -- true Fannibal Rotem Rusak of Nerdist). Most importantly, you'll find out at last what kind of soup everyone would be, both mentally and spiritually. Featuring a hilarious PSA by Seren!

Have a seat at the table with our very first special guest, Kate Bridal, creator of the hilarious "Living with Lecter" sketch comedy series on TikTok and Instagram. Kate describes her background, creative process, and how she crafted a character that Hannibal wouldn't want to kill... yet. Also, sneak peak of another fic DB is writing for the patreon! 

It's C2E2 MAYHEM here on The Feast is Life. DB and Dream share their experiences at the con and with the panel, and several of our lovely fannibal family members contribute sound bites of their own to round out our Freddie Lounds style coverage of the event!

It's C2E2 MAYHEM here on The Feast is Life. DB and Dream share their experiences at the con and with the panel, and several of our lovely fannibal family members contribute sound bites of their own to round out our Freddie Lounds style coverage of the event!

DB and Dream dive DEEP into the fabulous Primavera painting that is so near and dear to the hearts of fannibals. Why would Hannibal draw Will as Zephyrus, the West Wind, carrying off the nymph Chloris, who looks like Bedelia? What might these mythological figures mean to Hanni symbolically? Listen here to find out everything you wanted to know about Botticelli and his iconic work. 

DB and Dream dive DEEP into the fabulous Primavera painting that is so near and dear to the hearts of fannibals. Why would Hannibal draw Will as Zephyrus, the West Wind, carrying off the nymph Chloris, who looks like Bedelia? What might these mythological figures mean to Hanni symbolically? Listen here to find out everything you wanted to know about Botticelli and his iconic work. 

Welcome to The Feast is Life, a podcast by fannibals for fannibals. Today Dream and DB are diving deep into the admittedly romantic notion of Folie à Deux and do a little mythbusting about this "real psychiatric disorder." We explore documented cases and how we think the dynamic fits Will and Hannibal. We also offer a fanfiction and fan art recommendation with each episode.    Join our Patreon to get access to our other show, Table Scraps, and exclusive fanfic not available on Ao3!