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The First Impression Hoes
by Monsignor Z
Join us weekly for the SHOCKING, NEVER BEFORE HEARD, INSANE, IMMACULATE, WHAT OTHER WORDS SHOULD I USE TO DESCRIBE THE INSANITY, BACHELOR PODCAST with Z, M Dot Sull, Val and Val's Husband.
Episodes
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Snoozefest.
Week 4 was a huge snoozefest for the most part. M Dot Sull, Val, and Val's Husband join Z to break down what little actually did occur this week. The lone bright, shining star was Kim, who had the shortest reality TV stint in history.
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From Dildo to Hero
Week 3, AKA the episode dedicated solely to Sarah is here. Quarantined Val and Val's Husband fight off their potential Rona diagnosis by dishing out their hot takes, hoping to keep it under 102 degrees. M Dot Sull, from secret remote location dips in and gives her support of Katie, coming up with...
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Victoria GO AWAY
Z, M Dot Sull, Val and Val's Husband are at it again to discuss week 2 of The Bachelor AKA Victoria SUCKKSSSSSS. No whispering allowed, Abigail won't be able to hear you.
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NOOOOO KWEEN
The gang is finally back together to discuss all things Matt James premier related. There will be no inside voices on this podcast, we want to make sure Abigail can hear us.
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Worst Finale Ever
Beloved Parishioners, Sister Boom Boom, the Pelaton ridin' Depraved Deacon and The Virgin Madi join the program to discuss the atrocious, anticlimactic, awful season finale of The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart. check out www.churchofz.com for more content.
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It's A Sad, Sad Day
Beloved Parishioners, The Corrupt Clergy is here to break down the most upsetting and disheartening episode in The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart history. Natascha is no longer with us, but she will forever remain in our hearts. After a contentious debate about the proper vessel to eat a...
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Wellness Retreats Are Glorified Spa Days
Beloved Parishioners, The "All-in" wellness retreat hosted by Teddi kicks off followed by a contentious dinner party at Denise Richards House. All this and more with Sister Boom Boom and the Virgin Madi dishing the goss. LOVELY intro to kick it off. www.churchofz.com for more coverage of your...
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Hi Julia! BYE JULIA!
Beloved Parishioners, YES! WOOO!!!! YAYYYYY!!!! DING DONG JULIA IS GONE. The crew dives into all of the drama surrounding The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart. We hold an In Memoriam on those who are no longer on the show, alllllllll the Julia/Sheridan/Savannah/Brandon/Natascha drama....
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WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLY WEEK 2
Beloved Parishioners, Bishop B joins the program to answer the questions from everyone's favorite TV Game Show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" Lets see how far he goes! Visit www.churchofz.com for this and more!
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Lookin' Like A Pimp In Pajamas
Beloved Parishioners, It's Fashion Week in New York City, and the lovely ladies from the RHONY are taking it by storm. Fantastic episode, even better coverage from Sister Boom Boom. Visit www.churchofz.com for more coverage of all the awful reality TV you could ever ask for and more!
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Enough Sutton. ENOUGH.
Beloved Parishioners, Sister Boom Boom and The Virgin Madi join the pod to discuss the RHOBH Episode #3. Overall a meh episode, but we take a dive into the worst person on the show, Sutton. Check out www.churchofz.com for more coverage!
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JULIA HAS BEEN CANCELLED
Beloved Parishioners, We finally get some clarity as to what The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart is actually about. The Depraved Deacon and Sister Boom Boom join the pod to break down all 7 performances. We have officially cancelled Julia and Jamie, and are 100% backing Natascha to win it...
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Who Wants To Be A Wealthy Parishioner?! Week 1
Beloved Parishioners, Bishop B joins the program to answer the questions from everyone's favorite TV Game Show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" Lets see how far he goes!
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THERE IS A VIBRATOR IN THE CHICKEN
Beloved Parishioners, Sister Boom Boom joins the program to discuss quite possibly the best reality TV episode in years from The Real Housewives of New York. Plenty of quotes from Leah and drunken pool drama. In the name of the Backdoor Covers, the Loaded Coronas and the GirlPop, Amen - Monsignor Z
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No One Likes Sutton
Beloved Parishioners, Sister Boom Boom and The Virgin Madi join the program to discuss the 2nd episode of RHOBH. Spoiler alert, there's plenty of shit-talking about Sutton! For more coverage visit www.churchofz.com
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We All Emotionally Cheat
Beloved Parishioners, The Corrupt Clergy is here to break down all things Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart. We get into a spirited debate about emotional cheating, love languages and how we are already annoyed with Jamie and her big dumb boobs. For more coverage visit www.churchofz.com
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Lemon Carcass
Beloved Parishioners, The Corrupt Clergy covers the latest from "The Holy Order." (0:00-1:16) Intro (1:16-15:52) The Real Housewives of New York with Sister Boom Boom (15:53-47:53) The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with The Virgin Madi and Sister Boom Boom (47:54-1:06:35) Motherland: Fort…
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Thank The Lord For Chris Harrison and The Busch Family
Beloved Parishioners, The Corrupt Clergy covers the latest from "The Holy Order." (01:00) The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart Season Premiere Breakdown with The Depraved Deacon, Sister Boom Boom and the Mad Messiah (38:00) Busch Family Brewed Season Review with The Depraved Deacon and...
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Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bitch
Beloved Parishioners, The Corrupt Clergy covers three shows from "The Holy Order." (01:28) The Real Housewives of New York (RHONY) episode #2 w/ Sister Boom Boom (14:23) Motherland: Fort Salem Episodes 4 w/ The Depraved Deacon, Bishop B and Sister Boom Boom (33:59) Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
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Leah From RHONY Is Our Spirit Animal
Beloved Parishioners, The Corrupt Clergy dives in for their first full week of coverage of "The Holy Order." SPOILERS FOR ALL CONTENT COVERED (01:12) The Real Housewives of New York premier broken down w/ Sister Boom Boom (23:34) Motherland: Fort Salem Episodes 1-3 with The Depraved Deacon…
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Bishop B's Tiger King Supercut
Please enjoy just the clips of Bishop B from this week's Tiger King podcast from the Corrupt Clergy. It's epic.
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The Tiger King WTF DID I JUST WATCH
Beloved Parishioners, This week we jump into a review on Tiger King, the Netflix documentary that is taking the world by storm. We hit on all of the major story lines including: the murder for hire plot, did Carol Baskin kill her Don Lewis? All the guns, drugs and meth talk you could ask for.…
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The Mile High Club - BARB V. THE WORLD
An absolutely jaw-dropping, explosive, drama laden finale of The Bachelor took place, and the crew is here to dissect it all. They give their Cockpit Quickie's (tweet length review of the episode), our In Mememorium (to honor those who have been eliminated) and then they break down the craziness...
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The Mile High Club - Ultimatums Down Under
Welcome to the Mile High Club, where we are here for all of the flight reasons. Small crew this week as it's just Z, Val and Val's Husband. They dig into the Fantasy Suite Dates of Hannah Anne and Victoria F and the Not-So Fantasy Suite of Madison. Important questions to think about this week…
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The Mile High Club - The Women Yell All
Welcome to the Mile High Club, where we are here for all of the flight reasons. Z, Val and Val's Husband are with you to break down the Clare Crawley Bachelorette announcement, the women tell-all and break down who Peter is going to pick. We finally have our send off for Victoria F, as we are all...
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Join us weekly for the SHOCKING, NEVER BEFORE HEARD, INSANE, IMMACULATE, WHAT OTHER WORDS SHOULD I USE TO DESCRIBE THE INSANITY, BACHELOR PODCAST with Z, M Dot Sull, Val and Val's Husband.
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The First Impression Hoes is created and hosted by Monsignor Z.
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