PODCAST · comedy
The Foolosophers
by Amy Sweet and Jen
The Foolosophers is hosted by Amy Sweet and Jen, two hilarious women who dive deep into the absurdities of everyday life with their unique comedic flair.Each episode is packed with crazy anecdotes and playful banter as Amy and Jen share their unfiltered experiences. From navigating awkward social situations to dissecting bizarre trends, no topic is off-limits.Whether they're recounting embarrassing moments or giving awful advice, The Foolosophers promises laughs and relatable moments for everyone listening. P.S. there will be swears.
Episodes
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Yoga Fears, Fake Falconer, and the Hand Boob Maneuver
This week Amy and Jen discuss the fear of embarrassment at yoga, how to handle lying about being a licensed falconer, why men think the boob touch is hot, and if a horse mask is scarier than a clown. Listen and tell a friend to listen too!
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Fur Bus, 20 Second Healing Hugs, and Unwanted Attic Dweller
This week, Amy and Jen discuss party buses and if they should smooth or furry (that's not a euphemism!), how to hug a stranger for the proper amount of time, and what to do if you hear noises and sneezes in your attic. Please leave a 5 star review where ever you are listening and tell a friend to...
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Iced Coffee Hate, First Date Homework, and Your New Drinking Game
Hello! This week we discuss why iced coffee shouldn't be allowed everywhere, if homework should be assigned in order to secure a second date, Amy's new favorite drinking apparatus, and the winner of Fat Bear Week 2026! Thanks for listening...we love ya tons!
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Mo with a Lasso, Naked Boar Man, & a Sex Sherpa
Hi Guys! Amy's back and better than ever! This week we discuss unusual townies from small towns, what we would do if we had to be observed in the bedroom on our wedding nights, and if your ghost has to always wear the outfit you died in. So think before you get dressed...it may be your forever...
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A Sibling Co-Host, Sleeping Under My Roommate’s Bed, and Marriage Ruining Songs
Hey friends, this week Amy is under the weather, so Jen invited her brother from another country, (her real brother, but he lives in England) to take the co-hosting reins. They discuss weird encounters while pet-sitting, how not to emotionally bond with your roommate, and songs that ruin…
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Expanding our Vocabularies, Glasses Based Identity Theft, and Weird Nude Workouts
Hey friends! This week we discuss new phrases that all sophisticates should incorporate into their daily conversations, what steps we would take to steal our spouses identities, and the dangers of working out in the nude. We can think of many!! We are so happy to see so many new listeners! We…
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Our Butt Based Cult, Escaping Twin Flames, and Things We Can’t Do
Hello, hello friends! This week we discuss planning your own birthday, why a mooning based cult makes a lot of sense, the garbage humans behind Twin Flames, and things we never learned. I can't do a cartwheel...don't shame me. Please listen and tell a friend to listen too, and if they don't, they...
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Strange Rumors and How Our Generation is Saving the Bar Scene
This week, we discuss the fall of bar culture and how fabulous it was back in our day, what rumors we would like to start, and how we will eventually both watch Twin Flames so we can give you our hot takes...stay tuned!! Tell a friend to listen, but we aren't here to boss you around.
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A Jacked Old Man, Bad Neighbors, and A Toxic Love Story Re-Cap
We are back! Amy was trapped at the DMV last week, and she just managed to escape! This week we talk about old men with big arms, a guy in a yellow suit, Jen's thieving neighbors, and re-cap the tale of A Toxic Love Story on Netflix...are we becoming a re-cap show?? Listen and tell a friend about...
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College Countdown, the Jimothy Experience, and the Power of the Gag
Hey! We are back after a week off! This week Amy and Jen discuss the bittersweetness of having a kiddo go to college, our love of Jimothy, the football shaped raccoon, and why Amy finds gagging so funny! Listen, subscribe, tell a friend, and know that deep in our hearts we love YOU the most!
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Revenge Ideas, the Dollar Store Pervert, and Care Package Goodies
This week Amy and Jen chat about bathroom karma, how to get revenge without going to prison, why avoiding dollar stores may be a good idea, and care packages for the college freshman. Listen, rate, review (5 stars, please!!), subscribe, and tell a friend! We love you!
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Dogs on a Boat, the Dark Side of Salad, and Weird Stuff we’ve Bought
This week we discuss some of the weird things we have purchased expecting great results, why Amy's dogs assert dominance in strange places, why salad may not be the healthy choice you think it is, and celebrities we might want to meet. Thank you to all our new listeners around the globe...we are...
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The Dipshit Encounter, a Twisty Tale, and a Toilet Dilemma
This week we discuss the crazy Netflix documentary "Maternal Instincts", 4th of July shenanigans, and what to do when your toilet refuses to do it's job. We love you guys! Please follow and tell a friend to do the same!!
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Weird Dates, Ren Faire Bachelorette, and Childhood Fears Revisited
Hey friends, this week we discuss bad dates, why Amy isn't invited to things, and the very real fear of spontaneously bursting into flames. Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell your weird neighbor to listen. We love ya!
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Coyote Heads, Amateur Ghosts, and The Unbearable Ick
This week we discuss a kiddo with the best stuffy ever, a man who wants to bring more atmosphere to the cemetery, and what ick is too icky for you. Please listen and tell a friend to listen too!! Love ya!
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Swooping Beef Curtains, Josh Brolin’s Sunburn Warning, and Hot Dog Birthday Parties
Hey friends! This week Amy and Jen discuss gross names for private parts, questionable healthy habits and if would you do them, and how to have a not so lame birthday party. Grab your favorite feral raccoon and take a listen! We love you!!
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Self-flushing Toilets, Flamingo Shenanigans, The Prophet, and the Lady Purse.
This week we discuss Amy's fancy self flushing toilet, what not to store in your lady purse, how to flamingo a friend, and our thoughts on the dork from Trust Me. Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell your mom to listen. We love you!!
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The Crash, Cat in the Hat Poops, and Ugly Babies
Hey, we are back!! Sorry for the delay, but we had ALL the technical difficulties! This week we discuss the documentary on Netflix about The Crash, Amy's weird poop issues, and what to do if your boyfriend thinks babies are ugly and stupid. Please tell a friend!
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Why You Should Tell Everyone You Love Them & Grandma’s Secret Sauce
This week we discuss why the world would be a better place if everyone said I love you to everyone they meet and why secret ingredients should stay secret. Please tell a friend, rate, review, subcribe & all the good things!! We love you.
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Florida Sushi Fight and Giving up Your Crow Dream.
Hey guys! We are back :) Amy survived Florida, mostly unscathed, & Jen realized her crow dream may be dead on arrival. Listen and tell and friend to listen too! We love you!!
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Just dropping in...
to let you know we will be a little late this week. Amy's on a well earned vacation, so we will record later this week. See you soon!
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Beaver Belch, Florida Women, and Go Kick Today in the Nuts.
This week we discuss word origins, the shenanigans of Florida Women, and play a game of guess the Ebay listing. Listen and learn all about DTF St. Louis and peroni's disease. We are all over the place this week!! Tell a friend, tell your dad, and leave a rating and a review! Love you!
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Pantsless like Pooh Bear, How to Befriend a Crow, and Hangover Food
Hey Fools! This week we discuss all the important issues, like why a crow should be your friend, why oysters aren't the best for a hangover, and if going pantsless is the wave of the future. Listen, tell a friend, tell a crow, and know we love ya!
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The Return of Florida Man, Promposals, and our Million Dollar Ideas
Amy and Jen have some great business ideas! Would you like to invest in a cheerleading camp in a backyard destroyed by dogs or a retirement home where anything goes? It's all so exciting!! Listen to this episode and learn about some classic Florida men & other foolishness. We love you, so tell…
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Hot Dog Wrestling and How We Embarrassed our Parents
This week we discuss thing we have done that our parents would be ashamed of, why you should never wrestle a child, and the best way to sneak lunch meat on a plane. Listen and tell a friend!!
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Bad Bachelorette, Chalk Talk, and Body Snatchers
Sorry we are a little late, but we are here now! This week we discuss a fear of school supplies, the drama of the new bachelorette, and what we would do if we were a man for a day. Listen, subscribe, and tell a friend how much you love our weirdness!
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Monkey Touching and the Great Ketchup Scheme
Amy just flew back from spring break, and boy are her arms tired! Listen as we discuss the desire to touch wild animals, if Hank's got a sexy moustache, and how far would you go to help a friend realize their weird dream. Oh, and Jen's great-grandparents had a lot of pictures of dead people. Tell…
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Vacation Names and Bellybutton Advice
This week we discuss the secret lives of Trixie and Hank, how to pass time on vacation, and give some of the most bellybutton specific advice the world has seen. Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell your momma to listen!
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Put a Paper Towel on It
Hello friends! This week we discuss rude parents, lazy spouses, and the subtle art of using a paper towel to cover a problem you don't want to deal with.
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Designated Pee Spots, Problematic Parents, and Shoe-less in the Bathroom Bar
Hey you! This week we discuss if people should have a special place to pee outside, parents who are more than a little controlling, and the dangers of visiting a bar barefoot. Tell your friends, tell your enemoes, tell you dentist to listen and follow! We love you!
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Reunions, Problematic Songs, and Grandma’s Awful Remedy
Hey! We actually met up in person this past weekend...and we didn't get arrested!! Listen to us discuss problematic song lyrics, gross things grandmas do to help cure illness, and would you carry your own spork and tongs? You've got to listen if you want to know what that means.
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Charlie Sheen’s Ice Cube Butt and Folding Cheese
We discuss great documentaries, which include Charlie Sheen's ice cube butt, the Turpin family's amazing haircuts, and the transcendent talent of Catherine O'Hara. Fold the cheese, David!!
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Bodyscaping, Sexy Secrets, and True Crime
In this episode Amy and Jen discuss the work it takes to stay smooth like a baby, embarrassing sexy time incidents, and the twisty turny tale of true crime.
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Return of Samson, the Shake Plate, and Who Would You Boo?
Amy discusses her desire for a shake plate, we talk who to boo, and what is Grimace anyway? All things people need to know!!
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Trixie Dixon and We’re Bringing Booing Back
Amy and Jen discuss the importance of having a "bar name", the benefits of being able to boo people who annoy you, and why true crime is our jam.
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Trash TV, the Grossness of AI, and the Joys of Staying Mediocre
Jen and Amy discuss the pros and cons of trash tv, why AI is the worst, and why making resolutions is a road to sadness.
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We Wish you a Merry Wigmas and a Lazy New Year
In this episode, Jen and Amy discuss the joys of Wigmas, the laziness of holiday breaks, and how many children is just too many.
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Naked Nick gifts, badvent calendars and your she shed mancave
Jen and Amy talk about the weirdest gift what to give someone you hate and their she shed.
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Christmas creep and tiny godzilla
Jen and Amy talk who runs Christmas and gifts to give people you cant stand
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Ladies Union status and Nursing home reimagined
Jen and Amy talk about how Amy should get boosted from the lady union and how The Foolosophers would reimagine nursing homes for the future.
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Family Beaver night and fart industry
Jen and Amy talk about Amy's story that her neices will tell forever and contemplate the industry of cropdusting and other niche fart industries.
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Not so hot Island and fart spray frenzy
A heated debate on bears, dark hiking, fart spray and not so hotness.
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Underwear fairy warning ,pee etiquette and stolen forks
jen and amy talk about a haunted chair why amy finds underwear while hiking and peeing while on the phone. They also answer an email from a friend who has family that steal their forks
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Scary crockpot serial killers
Jen and Amy talk about Amy's obsession with crockpots and scary stories and serial killers.
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Amy’s etsy shop and Jen’s diabolical plans
Jen and Amy talk about middle age beauty routines and criminal families.
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Sneeze myself blind and Golden Bachelor update
In this engaging conversation, hosts Jen and Amy share personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and humorous stories that reflect on societal behaviors and the absurdities of life. They discuss the impact of true crime media, a thought-provoking classroom experiment, and their own experiences…
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Adult diapers Nasa fluffers and The Golden Bachelor
Jen and Amy talk about weird dreams how much money it would take to test drive adult diapers and the golden bachelor.
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Weird roommates, wombat butts and santa penis
Join Jen and Amy as they talk about eavesdropping and doctor pranks along with exciting wombat facts
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naked husband surprise meets Florida Target shopper
Jen and Amy talk about how we are all one wild night away from being a Florida man story.
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Whispers and Hugs, and a Belly Full of Bees
This episode we discuss the best things to whisper when you are in an embrace, why you should not catfish your children, and which bug would you be most likely to eat! Tell a friend!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
The Foolosophers is hosted by Amy Sweet and Jen, two hilarious women who dive deep into the absurdities of everyday life with their unique comedic flair.Each episode is packed with crazy anecdotes and playful banter as Amy and Jen share their unfiltered experiences. From navigating awkward social situations to dissecting bizarre trends, no topic is off-limits.Whether they're recounting embarrassing moments or giving awful advice, The Foolosophers promises laughs and relatable moments for everyone listening. P.S. there will be swears.
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